Talk like a Pirate with a Lisp Day!

[Zolkabro]

Yarr, me hearties in the playground. We all be knowing that today be talk like a pirate day. But on my ol' ship I like to make a variation.
I be calling it "Talk like a Pirate with a Lisp Day!"

"Tho, my bwave band of buccaneers. Today we thall thail the theven theath!"
:amused:

[Nameless]

What cruel cruel person decided to spell "lisp" with an "s"?... ._.

[Strawman]

No doubt a bludy Thpaniard.

[Zolkabro]

What cruel cruel person decided to spell "lisp" with an "s"?... ._.

Methinks you be meaning:
"Yarr, what cruel cruel theadog got it into their ol' bonce to spell "lithp" with an "th"?... ._."

Now lets make pirate lisp translations of Oots!

[Trog]

Yarrw. Thith thwead be thilly thez I. :smalltongue:

[Andraste]

Yarr! Thith be the betht holiday on the theven theas! It be vewy hawd to type like thith.

[Zolkabro]

Yarr! Thith be the betht holiday on the theven theath! It be vewy hawd to type like thith.

Aye lad, that it be, that it be.

Now, me heartieth! Thome thtwip twanthlationth!

[Linkavitch]

Yarr, I AoL (Arrged Out Loud) A' thith whole thread. You guyth are great, thayth I.

[Crimmy]

Yarrr, me heartieth! Thith be indeed a good day to be shailing! Thou I do not know why I be thpeaking like thith!

Thith could bring confussion! Death! Thcurvy! Madnethth!

[Castaras]

Y'arr. Thith thwead = win.

[Lord Herman]

Avatht! Thith mutht be the thillietht talk like a piwate thwead I've theen tho faw. And that'th thaying thomething.

[Strawman]

Thally thold thea thells by the thea thore.

[Zolkabro]

Here is the first stanza of my favourite poem said with a lisp.


The Jumblieth
By Edward Lear
They went to thea in a thieve, they did,
In a thieve they went to thea:
In thpite of all their fwiendth could thay,
On a winter'th morn, on a thtormy day,
In a thieve they went to thea!
And when the thieve turned wound and wound,
And every one cwied, 'You'll all be dwowned!'
They called aloud, 'Our thieve ain't big,
But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
In a thieve we'll go to thea!'
Far and few, far and few,
Are the landth where the Jumblieth live;
Their headth are gween, and their handth are blue,
And they went to thea in a thieve.