Fake achievment Unlocked! [Archive] - Giant in the Playground Forums

deuxhero

2009-09-19, 08:32 PM

Hmm, let's try a few random tropes.
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Diving Save&b=Put yourself between enemy fire and an ally.&c=l&e=506&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Enigmatic Minion&b=Spend the majority of a round out of sight from teammates and earn your team's highest score.&c=l&e=110&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Aloof Big Brother&b=Join a match after the start of a round, earn the highest score and disconnect before end of the round&c=l&e=927&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Ghastly Epigram

2009-09-19, 09:00 PM

Arrrghh personal experiences arrrghhh.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You're Doing It Wrong&b=Use the Airblast/Axtinguisher combo on someone, only to find out YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SET THEM ON FIRE ARHGARHG.&c=u&e=712&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=YOU DID WELL&b=Attempt to taunt with the Sandvich while the minigun is still out.&c=u&e=507&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Also:

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=STFU&b=Get muted 100 times.&c=l&e=1105&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Teln

2009-09-19, 09:12 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Zombie Apocalypse&b=Raise 100 zombies and loose them on an unsuspecting humanity.&c=74&d=100&e=318&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Eon

2009-09-19, 09:26 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=No sleep for me!&b=play for 24 hours straight.&c=17&d=24&e=1802&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)[/IMG]

i just got to ask, would any of you have this?

Stormthorn

2009-09-19, 09:28 PM

Hey, i actualy did that Aloof Big Brother thing before.

Any Game:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=For Science!&b=How many must die to create the perfect soldier?&c=5479&d=7000&e=735&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Real Life:
http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=ALONG CAME A SPIDER&b=Poison your roomate and steal his stuff&c=u&e=8&f=2 (http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php)

Red Faction/Left 4 Dead
http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=WHAT SORT OF CROSSOVER IS THIS?&b=Free Parker Sector from the Zombie Defence Force&c=l&e=15&f=2 (http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php)

stabbybelkar

2009-09-19, 09:29 PM

Here's mine
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Nuke the Duke&b=Finally get 3D Realms to admit that Duke Nukem Forever is dead and buried&c=u&e=1018&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

JabberwockySupafly

2009-09-19, 10:02 PM

I foresee this being an infinitely useful little tool...

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=What Fun We Shall Have Together!&b=Think in those little yellow boxes.&c=u&e=http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/087/1/a/Deadpool_Wallpaper_by_SpazChicken.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Heroic

2009-09-19, 10:04 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Be a Witcher!&b=Hump everything you see.&c=82&d=100&e=1234&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

This is fun :smallbiggrin:

JabberwockySupafly

2009-09-20, 07:24 AM

It was gonna be done sooner or later, so....

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I'm Gonna Let You Finish, But...&b=Interrupt An MTV Music Award Winner On Live Television&c=u&e=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ejvp4_kkWWAynM:http://www.hiphoparchive.org/files/u6/kanye-west1.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Oslecamo

2009-09-20, 07:42 AM

Hehe, now here's an usefull litle tool:smallbiggrin:

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Martian lord&b=Fill your troop cap with tripods only!&c=123&d=200&e=1504&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Gamerlord

2009-09-20, 07:49 AM

D&D:http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Sneak attack!&b= sneak attack 100 diffrent people&c=100&d=1000&e=905&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Real life:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Star trek ultrafan&b=Watch every single series, every single episode&c=l&e=1411&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

The Dark Fiddler

2009-09-20, 07:53 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Devoted&b=Complete a webcomic, Let's Play, or other such project.&c=u&e=6&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You Tried&b=Finish a webcomic, Let's Play, or other such project early because of real life problems.&c=u&e=1407&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You Suck!&b=Abandon a webcomic, Let's Play, or other such project because you're lazy.&c=u&e=1&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

I'll be handing these out, just so you know. I will.

Asheram

2009-09-20, 08:03 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=For Gods sake, Kenny!&b=For a player to be the only one to die, and die three times, in a single Dungeons and Dragons session.&c=l&e=1604&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

In honour of an old friend of mine.

Fredthefighter

2009-09-20, 08:03 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=MATILDA!!!!&b=Blow up 70 bajillions aeroplanes!&c=u&e=http://www.puffin.co.uk/static/cs/uk/15/minisites/dahlday/images/Roald_Dahls_Matilda.jpg&f=2
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You monster!&b=Explode the interwebernetz&c=l&e=http://www.anus.com/metal/about/images/nuclear_blast.jpg&f=2

This is fun. :smallbiggrin:

Geno9999

2009-09-20, 08:48 AM

For BFH:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Trap chain&b=Get killed by multible trooptraps&c=4&d=10&e=122&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Super Mario:http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Flame On!&b=Burn thousands as Fire Mario&c=340&d=1000&e=1610&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
General:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=DO A BARREL ROLL!&b=Manage to create a meme&c=0&d=1&e=1300&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Dragon Elite

2009-09-20, 08:53 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Boom!&b=Ignite 10 atom bombs within 10 feet of yourself.&c=4&d=10&e=http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/5/54/Spontaneous_combustion.png&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Woops.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Theft&b=Steal a ruby.&c=u&e=http://needspark.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/ruby.jpg&f=2&short (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Well, I sure don't plan to.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=What world?&b=Use a nuke or Epic magic to either blow up the world&c=u&e=http://www.boygeniusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/image/explosion.jpg&f=2&short (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Please don't...

JabberwockySupafly

2009-09-20, 09:46 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Chupathingy&b=Run over 100 Covenant with the Pum...I mean Warthog&c=70&d=100&e=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ES88fj0cgAORTM:http://images.quizilla.com/C/cflick/1123552351_sarge.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Not a fan of Halo, but it's hard to not be a fan of Red Vs. Blue :)

littlequietguy

2009-09-20, 10:22 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Last Man on Earth&b=Kill everyone else on the planet.&c=3&d=6 billion&e=1015&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Olympic Jumper&b=Jump the shark and come back 3 times!&c=u&e=1412&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Narazil

2009-09-20, 11:12 AM

This is fun!

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Grave Mistake&b=Kill a Spy while he is disguised as a corpse.&c=u&e=924&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Friendship&b=In a single match, heal the same player to full health 50 times without healing anyone else in between.&c=23&d=50&e=1700&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Not so clever now, Spy!&b=Wait for an enemy Spy to die of cancer.&c=l&e=1226&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Pirate Way!&b=Upon dying, quit the game and play Monkey Island instead.&c=l&e=132&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Geno9999

2009-09-20, 01:30 PM

Yay! another round!
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Medic!&b=*Accidentally* Call for a medic when you're at full HP &c=1&d=100&e=720&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Anti-Nationalist&b=Kill at least 10 Nationals for three rounds.&c=2&d=3&e=1914&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Camp Idle&b=Sit still until you get kicked off a server&c=l&e=311&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

chiasaur11

2009-09-20, 01:43 PM

Had to do one for Marathon.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Get played like a fiddle by Durandal&b=Don't worry. It happens to the best of us.&c=u&e=http://i810.photobucket.com/albums/zz27/chiasaur11/th_Marathonlogosmall.gif&f=3 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Enlong

2009-09-20, 01:54 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Poor Irishmen&b=Ban someone from your server for either having hats, not having hats, having a Halo, or not having a Halo&c=2&d=4&e=1016&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Give Peace A Chance&b=Who cares about hats and halos? I just want to shoot tiny cowards.&c=u&e=1235&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Bucky

2009-09-20, 02:22 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Poetic Justice&b=Kill 50 with spells reflected off your Mirror.&c=4&d=50&e=1909&f=1

Needs a more active graphic.

Dogmantra

2009-09-20, 04:23 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=War and... well, more war actually.&b=Read all of War and Peace during those goshdarned long respawn times&c=u&e=0&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

I am convinced this is possible during just one match.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=If you wanna be my lover...&b=Teabag 3 allies corpses after switching teams in an autobalance&c=2&d=3&e=1700&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Admins against Halos&b=Promptly get kicked for doing so&c=u&e=1900&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Prince Gimli

2009-09-20, 04:46 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Thoroughly probed by patriotic probes&b=Defeat an enemy, using only probes.&c=u&e=http://classic.battle.net/images/battle/scc/protoss/pix/popup/popup-probe.gif&f=3

This is good fun indeed :smallbiggrin:

The Dark Fiddler

2009-09-20, 04:50 PM

Some achievements for the Pokemon fans:

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Burn Baby, Burn!&b=Beat any Pokemon game with a team composed of Fire-types.&c=l&e=335&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=They'll Need an Ark&b=Beat any Pokemon game with a team composed of Water-types.&c=l&e=1608&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Flower Power!&b=Beat any Pokemon game with a team composed of Grass-types.&c=l&e=1222&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=King Ordinary&b=Beat any Pokemon game with a team composed of Normal-types.&c=l&e=11&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Just a few.

Moose Fisher

2009-09-20, 06:35 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It's Only Beginning...&b=Make an Achievement&c=u&e=1412&f=2
Here's one for everyone!

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I can't believe it's not Cosplay!&b=Make an awesome Halloween costume&c=l&e=900&f=2

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The Camera Lies&b=Pictures of yourself are never right / Your face is corrupted in the light&c=42&d=1000&e=1400&f=2

A Rainy Knight

2009-09-20, 06:42 PM

I can see myself having a lot of fun with this. :smallbiggrin:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mama Birds Make It Look Easy&b=Eat this game and then play with the regurgitated CD.&c=u&e=1237&f=1

Hunter Noventa

2009-09-20, 06:54 PM

Flickerdart

2009-09-20, 07:23 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Missing the Point&b=Complete Mount and Blade without a horse or a bladed weapon.&c=u&e=1113&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Oslecamo

2009-09-20, 07:45 PM

Stormthorn

2009-09-20, 08:24 PM

How do you guys put in some other image beyond the ones they provide?

chiasaur11

2009-09-20, 08:33 PM

How do you guys put in some other image beyond the ones they provide?

There's an image upload button.

I used that with some photobucket stuff.

Geno9999

2009-09-20, 08:53 PM

TROMBE OVERRIDE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwt08NqcZvU)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Trombe!&b=Override 100 Bosses' Music with your own&c=42&d=100&e=http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh47/Hunter4242/miscellaneous/MiniTrombe.jpg&f=2&short (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

That song... is...
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Made of Pure AWESOME!!!1!!!&b=You made someone's head a 'spolde from your awesomeness&c=u&e=113&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
and now for some others...
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Hi, I'm a Mac...&b=Watch a Mac and PC commercial 100 times.&c=99&d=100&e=1311&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=...and I'm a PC&b=Buy a Windows PC after watching a Mac and PC commercial.&c=u&e=1312&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

littlequietguy

2009-09-20, 09:06 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=That's Loopy!&b=Win this achievement.&c=0&d=99999999...&e=1611&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

JabberwockySupafly

2009-09-20, 09:08 PM

Was watching Excel Saga again, and well...

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Lord Ilpalazzo Is Watching You!&b=Become a ranking member in ACROSS&c=u&e=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:fzFq9YuApY06yM:http://www.animeresimleri.com/data/media/78/Il_Palazzo.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=That's Some Serious Dandruff, Man.&b=Pull a Shotgun out of your afro 100 times&c=77&d=100&e=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Vu0H8wOB-fGqbM:http://bp0.blogger.com/_hzZZ9NPCefg/RcKZ7o0m0AI/AAAAAAAAAGM/GPqmY9ZeB3Q/s320/nabeshin.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=MENCHI!&b=Complete an entire game while carrying a medkit, but never use it.&c=u&e=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:34zonSF7BIAT6M:http://images.absoluteanime.com/excel_saga/menchi.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=NOOOOOOoooooooooo.....!&b=Discover who is behind the dastardly plot to steal your sexy wife and son.&c=l&e=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:swczbCYl_N9bkM:http://images.absoluteanime.com/excel_saga/-pedro.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Stormthorn

2009-09-20, 10:30 PM

Oh, i found the image button.

Ok...just for fun:
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=See the abomination, Taste the Abomination&b=Your mind and senses have been shattered by a Lovecraftian god-alien&c=u&e=http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/Cthulhu.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Them a sample set for a theoretical cosmic horror game.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Whispers of the Broken Ones&b=Complete all Mental Evolution missions.&c=l&e=http://members.shaw.ca/csstrowbridge/Tulzscha/MiGo.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=...and out go the lights...&b=Cut the power to the Syplex Building&c=u&e=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KTDM0LOyLn8/Sfgva2XqH0I/AAAAAAAAAto/tVzmNw0BpUQ/s400/Zwischenablage01.png&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Resistance&b=Complete the game without opening Pandoras Box&c=l&e=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/3158946295_eda1325691.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Phantasmaphage&b=Eat the remains of 100 Hypnotic Oil enemies.&c=17&d=100&e=http://www.quartzfilms.com/Munkphilm/munk14.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

I have more from the set but int he interests of not crashing the site i wont show them unless you PM for them. They arnt really that interesting anyways.

Hunter Noventa

2009-09-21, 12:07 AM

Hehe, gotta do some of those for my LP.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Divine crusader&b=Get defeated by the EFA 100 times in a row!&c=78&d=100&e=1020&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

I have a crapload of SRW pics on my computer. Let me know if you want anything in particular.

You might already have this one given some of those fights...
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh47/Hunter4242/miscellaneous/MissEFA.png

Oslecamo

2009-09-21, 07:34 AM

I have a crapload of SRW pics on my computer. Let me know if you want anything in particular.

SRW pics? ALL OF THEM!!! Well if you can find a convenient way for me to download them of course.

You might already have this one given some of those fights...
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh47/Hunter4242/miscellaneous/MissEFA.png
Oohhh, kawai! Is that chibi-Lefina?

I think I managed that one in OG 1, but so far in this LP I don't think so many enemies focused fire one of mine guys in a sinle turn.

But,if you count dodges from diferent units, then yes, I think I've earned it!

Prime32

2009-09-21, 07:48 AM

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh47/Hunter4242/miscellaneous/MissEFA.pngOohhh, kawai! Is that chibi-Lefina?
:smallannoyed: That... is Miss Browning.
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd54/Prime32_temp/OotS/oots_excellen.png
"KYOSUKE NO BAKA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9VImGdjXj8)"

Oslecamo

2009-09-21, 08:01 AM

But... But Excellen-chan, you-re red haired, and have beatifull green eyes... Did you dye your hair and used contact lenses in that photo?

ZeroNumerous

2009-09-21, 08:16 AM

Fredthefighter

2009-09-21, 10:33 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=GIGA DRILL BREAKER!&b=Pierce the heavens with your drill!&c=99999&d=100000&e=http://38.img.v4.skyrock.net/38a/gurren-lagan/pics/2263631783_small_1.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=LAGANN IMPACT&b=Win the final battle in an over the top way!&c=u&e=http://www.debate.org/photos/albums/1/1/38/4659-38-r5fhb-b.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Hunter Noventa

2009-09-21, 10:46 AM

But... But Excellen-chan, you-re red haired, and have beatifull green eyes... Did you dye your hair and used contact lenses in that photo?

Japan is notoroious for that sort of thing. Asuka suffers the same problem. Anime? Red hair. All theother art? Blonde.

And I've zipped the stuff up, but it's too big to easily post anywhere, I'll see what I can do about making a torrent or something.

Oslecamo

2009-09-21, 10:52 AM

More on SRW:

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=A%20Worthy%20Foe&b=Find%20something%20your%20Colossal%20Blade%20can not%20cut...&c=u&e=http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/ZeroNumerous/Sanger-cries.jpg&f=2

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20Sword%20That%20Cleaves%20Evil&b=...Then%20cut%20it%20anyway.&c=u&e=http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c26/ZeroNumerous/th_sanger-angry.png&f=1

O'rruly?:smallbiggrin:

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=I'm afraid I can't let you do that Sanger...&b=Stop the unstopable sword. Then breack it with your head!&c=u&e=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-10/art/srtog-giganscudo.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

ZeroNumerous

2009-09-21, 11:26 AM

And I've zipped the stuff up, but it's too big to easily post anywhere, I'll see what I can do about making a torrent or something.

www.megaupload.com (http://www.megaupload.com)?

EDIT: Also, for some reason, the fake achievement website isn't working for me. :smallfrown:

Weimann

2009-09-21, 12:32 PM

Cute stuff.

Hunter Noventa

2009-09-21, 01:30 PM

www.megaupload.com (http://www.megaupload.com)?

EDIT: Also, for some reason, the fake achievement website isn't working for me. :smallfrown:

I tried rapidshare. Problem is it totals about 188mb after being zipped.

Nerd-o-rama

2009-09-21, 03:35 PM

In honor of an SRW-related friend of mine.

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=There Goes Ryouma&b=Fight the ultimate form of evolution in the Universe because you can.&c=u&e=521&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

ZeroNumerous

2009-09-21, 04:19 PM

I tried rapidshare. Problem is it totals about 188mb after being zipped.

As far as I know, Megaup lacks any limit lower than a gig. I could be wrong though.

Or you could just be saying it'd take forever to upload. In that case, well.. I can't help ya.

RS14

2009-09-21, 08:26 PM

I tried rapidshare. Problem is it totals about 188mb after being zipped.

If the problem isn't upload time, you can also use a utility like 7zip to break it into several smaller files that can then be reassembled by someone else.

Callos_DeTerran

2009-09-22, 10:52 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fistful of Boomstick&b=Put down a zombie spy rebellion.&c=4&d=15&e=924&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Have to think of better.

AeonWarior

2009-09-22, 12:27 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Prepare to Drop&b=Pre-Order Halo 3: ODST&c=u&e=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/skins/default/avatars/HaloAvatar2.gif&f=3 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

here's one

Prime32

2009-09-22, 12:59 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Bandwagon Jump&b=Create an achievement&c=u&e=1102&f=1

Mewtarthio

2009-09-22, 02:49 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Achievement Hunter&b=Earn every achievement in the game&c=19&d=20&e=4&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Or, "How to keep an idiot busy for hours"

ObadiahtheSlim

2009-09-22, 03:07 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Achievement Hunter&b=Earn every achievement in the game&c=19&d=20&e=4&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
Or, "How to keep an idiot busy for hours"

How wonderful. What a recursive achievement. To earn it you must first earn it.

Nerd-o-rama

2009-09-22, 03:58 PM

How wonderful. What a recursive achievement. To earn it you must first earn it.http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Humor Killing Spree&b=Explain 10 jokes&c=6&d=10&e=1&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Fayd

2009-09-22, 04:23 PM

My signature!

Closet_Skeleton

2009-09-22, 04:27 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Perma-ban&b=Get first post in 100 Zero Punctuation Threads&c=27&d=100&e=1020&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You win D&D&b=Get a wizard to level 5&c=l&e=1413&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=You just lost the game&b=Think of the game&c=u&e=1020&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fight in the shade&b=Kill 300 enemies while the screen is flooded with particle effects&c=299&d=300&e=1113&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Yeah, my imagination's died

Fayd

2009-09-22, 06:53 PM

Some random ones I thought of after looking at the various premade pictures

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Your Point&b=Makes this much sense&c=u&e=1201&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Blue Screen of Death&b=Congratulations! You crashed your computer!&c=u&e=1019&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Infinite Loop&b=Do not earn this achievement.&c=u&e=1307&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=2d6&b=You feeling lucky, punk?&c=l&e=1202&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

MCerberus

2009-09-22, 08:26 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It'll be fine, it's cheaper!&b=Burn out 4 power supplies in 2 years&c=3&d=4&e=1017&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The American Diet&b=Eat a dish with potato chips, where potato chips don't belong.&c=u&e=507&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

I'm so close to "computer explosion milestone 3!"

factotum

2009-09-23, 02:34 AM

I'm so close to "computer explosion milestone 3!"

Who knows? If you're really lucky, maybe the next PSU to go will take a vital system component with it! (Looks sadly at half-melted hard drive connector that blew up earlier this year...).

Hailphage

2009-09-23, 09:42 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Sierra Death&b=You should have picked up that old boot 3 hrs ago. Please reload.&c=u&e=1412&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Gamerlord

2009-09-26, 09:54 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Mechanical Defect&b=Pick 900 locks&c=800&d=900&e=9&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-26, 10:11 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=This game is... interesting&b=Team up with a Ghost cowboy to kill frog-like aliens and end up getting ambushed by killer robots with swords.&c=u&e=1200&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=THE MAN WITH THE BARKING GUNS&b=As a Dex/Ego Munitions character, Solo a Supervillian-level enemy using only your pistols-based powers.&c=u&e=48&f=2 (http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php)

Siosilvar

2009-09-26, 10:29 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=This is not the Internet!&b=Play a monk in a core-only game that was more effective than the party wizard, cleric, or druid.&c=u&e=3&f=2
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Alexander the Great&b=Win any game of Civilization on the highest difficulty setting and on the largest map size.&c=0&d=1&e=1211&f=1

Fredthefighter

2009-09-26, 10:33 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Less QQ more pewpew&b=Murder 1000 crybabies&c=1000&d=1000&e=http://battlechicken.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/azerz-pew-pew-pew.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=IT'S A TRAP!&b=Detect 100 traps when it's already too late&c=l&e=http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0262/ack1.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

littlequietguy

2009-09-26, 04:22 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Pacmaniac!&b=Get to the kill screen on the original pacman game.&c=u&e=523&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Me am Meme!&b=Start a meme.&c=l&e=http://homepage.mac.com/a.good.ladd/blog/allyourbasecats.gif&f=3 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Makensha

2009-09-27, 09:35 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=There's Bad, Then There's You&b=Get beat on the first level of a game on easy mode after owning the game for over two years.&c=u&e=1110&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

/Cry

Discples 2 Empire campaign, in case you care.

hanzo66

2009-09-27, 11:24 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Nerd Rage!&b=Have a hissy fit on the internet.&c=u&e=113&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Or alternatively...
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=OF COURSE!&b=Take over the world.&c=u&e=http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/134000/134318_OFCOURSE.jpg&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Talyn

2009-09-28, 07:50 AM

Here are some for City of Heroes!

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Enter the Fist&b=Deal 10,000 points of damage with your Brawl power.&c=u&e=535&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Who Needs a Radio?&b=Complete 3 Safeguard/Mayhem missions without ever doing a mission from the Police Scanner/Newspaper.&c=2&d=3&e=928&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Epic Scrapper&b=Have everyone on your team die in battle except you, and then go on to win.&c=l&e=713&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Thanatos 51-50

2009-09-28, 08:26 AM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Epic Scrapper&b=Have everyone on your team die in battle except you, and then go on to win.&c=l&e=713&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Does it count if I pull this one off as a Blaster?

Makensha

2009-09-28, 02:46 PM

Geno9999

2009-09-28, 03:48 PM

Oh no! More Lemmings! Achievements!

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=When all you have is a hammer...&b=Solve all of your problems exactly the same way&c=u&e=10&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Donkey Kong Master&b=Beat Donkey Kong 3 times in one life.&c=1&d=3&e=523&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=It wasn't a lie after all!&b=Get cake&c=l&e=1406&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Killer cube&b=Get killed by an inanimate object&c=u&e=1404&f=2 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

Willis888

2009-09-28, 03:55 PM

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Heavy Metal&b=Fire 1,000,000,000 Bullets&c=u&e=514&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Wide "Receiver"&b=Get killed by a grenade that a teammate has thorwn over 50 yards.&c=u&e=119&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Veteran of 10,000 shootouts&b=Years of virtual combat have honed your situational awareness and reaction time. Pluss 3 to Reflex saving throws&c=u&e=124&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)

http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Fickle Thrasher&b=Find and frag 50 campers&c=u&e=311&f=1 (http://teamfortress2.fr/achievements.php)