Zovc
2009-09-20, 02:11 PM
I was in a gaming shop last night playing one of the TCG's I like to with a friend. We were in the last round of the event we were playing, and two "kids" (high school age, I'm college age, if I'm entitled to actually calling them that) asked us (we are both acquaintances of them) if we wanted to play D&D. I said maybe and so did my opponent, then the player started telling us what he and his party member (back of the store at this point in time) were doing.
This basically boils down to them doing what an amateur roleplayer assumes all evil characters are entitled to do, (pointless violence, kill everyone, rape people, and blow stuff up) they were now on their way to destroy an orphanage. I decide that I will play (with or without my opponent) and PvP them. My friend agrees to, as well, as a teammate.
I throw together a Wizard 2 (with no feats and just the spells I wanted, "Touch of Fatigue and Detect Magic; Sleep and Burning Hands") with the rules-lite they were using and my friend puts together a Rogue 2. I had three Touch of Fatigue and one Detect Magic (against a Druid and a Wizard) as my 0th level, and one Sleep and one Burning Hands.
I explain to my teammate that I am going to put them to sleep, and tell him his duty is to execute a Coupe de Grace against both of the players. They somehow have three (lesser? I don't know...) minotaurs helping them with 8hp each. So I put both of the evil players to sleep (one rolls a 2, then a 4, because the 2 "wasn't his roll;" the other gets a total of a 14 with his saving throw, he needed a 15), one for 4 rounds the other for 5. This gives me enough time to run off and bait the minotaurs while my friend sneaks around and kills both players. I use burning Hands and do 4 damage to both of the minotaurs (they apparently had 8hp each), and one of the women they raped (apparently a Wizard) shows up and finishes the bulls off.
The kids now want to play "real" dungeons and dragons with me. What do I do?
This basically boils down to them doing what an amateur roleplayer assumes all evil characters are entitled to do, (pointless violence, kill everyone, rape people, and blow stuff up) they were now on their way to destroy an orphanage. I decide that I will play (with or without my opponent) and PvP them. My friend agrees to, as well, as a teammate.
I throw together a Wizard 2 (with no feats and just the spells I wanted, "Touch of Fatigue and Detect Magic; Sleep and Burning Hands") with the rules-lite they were using and my friend puts together a Rogue 2. I had three Touch of Fatigue and one Detect Magic (against a Druid and a Wizard) as my 0th level, and one Sleep and one Burning Hands.
I explain to my teammate that I am going to put them to sleep, and tell him his duty is to execute a Coupe de Grace against both of the players. They somehow have three (lesser? I don't know...) minotaurs helping them with 8hp each. So I put both of the evil players to sleep (one rolls a 2, then a 4, because the 2 "wasn't his roll;" the other gets a total of a 14 with his saving throw, he needed a 15), one for 4 rounds the other for 5. This gives me enough time to run off and bait the minotaurs while my friend sneaks around and kills both players. I use burning Hands and do 4 damage to both of the minotaurs (they apparently had 8hp each), and one of the women they raped (apparently a Wizard) shows up and finishes the bulls off.
The kids now want to play "real" dungeons and dragons with me. What do I do?