Shadow's Shady Shop of Sharks, Shingles, Shammies, Shiny and Random Banter #129

[Shadow_Elf]

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And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:

Amotis' Random Banter #1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13484)
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13401)
PhoeKun's Random Banter #3 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13319)
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Wooh! I got the new thread!

So, let the bantering pick up again where it was left off.

[Nameless]

OMG NEW THREAD!
*Puts up a new tent*
*makes a new fire*
*crules into sleeping bag* OwO

[Cobra_Ikari]

...do either of the thread-blessers still live in the playground?

[Perenelle]

OMG NEW THREAD!
*Puts up a new tent*
*makes a new fire*
*crules into sleeping bag* OwO

*Builds a log cabin next door to Nameless's tent* :smalltongue:

[Thufir]

That Shadow Elf omitted the 'Elf' part of his name from the title confused me. I was all, "What?! Shadow made the new RB?"

@Cobra: Thread blessing has not happened for a while now.

[Recaiden]

Who is there besides Jibar? :smallconfused: Koorly?

And did you check that sleeping bag for snakes? You can't be too careful, I hear there are cobras around here.

Anyway, they're right that it's a good thing. Knowing always is.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...*roasts marshmallows, offers s'mores, charges a kiss per s'more*...

...*crickets*...

...*charges a hug per s'more* v.v

[Nameless]

*Builds a log cabin next door to Nameless's tent* :smalltongue:

*Looks at cabin*
*Notices that it's snowing*
*Hops in the sleeping bag to the door and knocks*

[Recaiden]

* kisses Cobra *
* sets up Banter tent *
So, how 'bout that sunlight?:smalltongue:

[Shadow_Elf]

That Shadow Elf omitted the 'Elf' part of his name from the title confused me. I was all, "What?! Shadow made the new RB?"

@Cobra: Thread blessing has not happened for a while now.

People often abbreviate it to Shadow, and I had quite the alliteration chain going on, so I figured I'd leave off the "Elf" part.

Also, *Builds a house with a nice shady dungeon next to Perenelle's Log Cabin*

[Perenelle]

*Looks at cabin*
*Notices that it's snowing*
*Hops in the sleeping bag to the door and knocks*

*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

[Nameless]

*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

*takes one* *huggles* thankies* ^-^

*kisses Cobra* Marshmellow for Nameless? :3

[Shadow_Elf]

*lets Nameless inside and offers homemade chocolate-chip cookies*

*Walks up stairs*
*leaves house*
*knocks on Perenelle's door*

Cookie for the hungry elf? :smallbiggrin:

[Cobra_Ikari]

^_^ *passes out s'mores and marshmallows*

And since Jibar and Ego Aren't around to do it anymore...

*boogies*

[Coidzor]

*sets up a yurt using dragon hide and bone within the campground area*

So why are we erecting living facilities?

Also, sourdough toast is good. But I wonder how sourdough garlic bread would be.

[Nameless]

^_^ *passes out s'mores and marshmallows*

And since Jibar and Ego Aren't around to do it anymore...

*boogies*

Yay. :D *takes marshmellow and sits on the sofa*
*noms marshmellow* Ah, Hot. o.O

[Perenelle]

*Walks up stairs*
*leaves house*
*knocks on Perenelle's door*

Cookie for the hungry elf? :smallbiggrin:

*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

[Alteran]

*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

[Recaiden]

*sets up a yurt using dragon hide and bone within the campground area*

So why are we erecting living facilities?

Also, sourdough toast is good. But I wonder how sourdough garlic bread would be.

Such a thing would have to be delicious. And we'll be here for a while. Maybe.

[Shadow_Elf]

*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

Yum! *huggles*


*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

Uh, guys? I'm getting this nagging feeling that in our hurry to erect abodes, we forgot something...

[Perenelle]

*Sits perfectly still outside, a chill winter breeze scattering snow as soon as it begins to collect on his top side.*

*Is alone, but for the whistling of the wind.*

*bakes more cookies*
*brings a blanket and cookies out to Alteran*

[Cobra_Ikari]

*slowly pushes Alteran in the direction of the cabin*

Getting...sleepy...must...have...warm...

[Dragonrider]

I haven't had anything sourdough in a really long time. Hmmm....

[Nameless]

*hands him the whole plate* :smallbiggrin:

*glomps from behind* ^^

[Recaiden]

I haven't had anything sourdough in a really long time. Hmmm....

Get a round loaf of sourdough. Cut it out, and fill it with some sort of chowder, then eat.

[Thufir]

Uh, guys? I'm getting this nagging feeling that in our hurry to erect abodes, we forgot something...

I'm thinking you forgot this is RB, not RP.

You're meant to, y'know, converse.

[Alteran]

I'm thinking you forgot this is RB, not RP.

You're meant to, y'know, converse.

We need to set up shop before we can do that, of course.

The first page or so seems to have been enough, since now we're doing exactly that. Bantering.

[Destro_Yersul]

Get a round loaf of sourdough. Cut it out, and fill it with some sort of chowder, then eat.

Fill it with chili. It is both amazing and win.

mmm. Chili.

[Thufir]

We need to set up shop before we can do that, of course.

The first page or so seems to have been enough, since now we're doing exactly that. Bantering.

If this happened in days of yore, I'm pretty sure Rawhide would end up deleting a bunch of your posts here.
The way to do it is to mix the banter with the other stuff.

Incidentally, my classical music season has started again. First rehearsal of Handel's Theodora today.

[Perenelle]

after attempting to make sourdough bread in my old lifeskills class, I'm sot sure if I have to stomach to eat it anymore. :smalltongue:
Our attempt to make it failed and resulted In moldy dough that the teacher forced us to smell. scary times...

[Nameless]

Hmm, I'm going back to college tomorrow and it's late. I better get some sleep.
'Night all. *huggles and snuggles*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Make my own bread?

*cutaway to mushroom cloud*

...that's a bad idea. >.>

[Thufir]

I... intended to try making my own bread a while back. There're instructions in my diary. I completely forgot about it.
Should try that sometime.

[Destro_Yersul]

We have a bread machine, and mom works in a European type bakery. We are never out of bread. Ever. And all of it is delicious.

[Coidzor]

mmm, bread. I often wonder if whole grain and sourdough can be combined successfully...

[Perenelle]

We have a bread machine, and mom works in a European type bakery. We are never out of bread. Ever. And all of it is delicious.

lucky! :smallsmile: I lovee bread. and pasta. and everything else of that nature.

[Aystra]

We have a bread machine and only used it twice. I wonder where it is now... :smallfrown: I feel like some bread.

[Alteran]

I've made yeast bread a few times. It's a bit more trouble than quickbread, but it's also very tasty. It's been worth the effort every time.

[Recaiden]

We use our bread machine every few days. :smallredface: We use a lot of bread. It needs to be held down to work, but it's great. Except for that one loaf of pumpkin bread.

[Shadow_Elf]

Speaking of bread, I just had the most wonderful sandwich on a loaf of baguette. I spread garlicky sauce on it, then I interlaced roast beef and barbecued chicken on it and topped it with ripped lettuce. It was highly delicious, and I ate it so voraciously that I think I may have damaged by upper palate.

[Destro_Yersul]

lucky! :smallsmile: I lovee bread. and pasta. and everything else of that nature.

Pasta is my favourite. I do not get it nearly as often as I would like, which isn't really surprising, given that I would like it at least three times a week.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*slowly gets hungry*

...*drags big tub o' ice cream into RB, noms quietly* ^_^

[DraPrime]

*slowly gets hungry*

...*drags big tub o' ice cream into RB, noms quietly* ^_^

*pokes*

Can I has some?

[Alteran]

All of this bread-talk has inspired me! I am going to go upstairs, toast some bread, and make fettunta (http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/egg/egg0397/fettunta.html).

[Perenelle]

Pasta is my favourite. I do not get it nearly as often as I would like, which isn't really surprising, given that I would like it at least three times a week.

My family makes it every night. :smallsmile: we cannot have dinner without some form of pasta.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*pokes*

Can I has some?

Is vanilla and chocolate with fudge. =3

Yus, you can has. Is tasty. ^_^

[DraPrime]

Is vanilla and chocolate with fudge. =3

Yus, you can has. Is tasty. ^_^

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

*begins devouring ice cream*

[Perenelle]

Is vanilla and chocolate with fudge. =3

Yus, you can has. Is tasty. ^_^

Is there enough to share with me too? pretty please? :smallbiggrin:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Is there enough to share with me too? pretty please? :smallbiggrin:

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

[DraPrime]

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

You are forgetting about cookies.

[A Rainy Knight]

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

The only other necessary thing is to make sure you don't keep them in the same bowl. Then you have sticky friends and melted ice cream.

[Destro_Yersul]

My family makes it every night. :smallsmile: we cannot have dinner without some form of pasta.

Lucky.

I want pasta now...

[Perenelle]

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

Perenelle thanks you very much :smallbiggrin: *snuggles*

[Dr. Bath]

Looks like otter (baby).

To continue this conversation unnecessarily. That is not an otter, that is (was) a sea-weasel. Use the correct term.

Accoustic versions of electronic music are amazing. They're are using a toy pig in 'Nice Weather For Ducks'! Ehehehee! :smallbiggrin:

[Assassin89]

To continue this conversation unnecessarily. That is not an otter, that is (was) a sea-weasel. Use the correct term.

Accoustic versions of electronic music are amazing. They're are using a toy pig in 'Nice Weather For Ducks'! Ehehehee! :smallbiggrin:

Otters are related to weasels, to some degree, but otter is more specific than sea-weasel.

[Cobra_Ikari]

To continue this conversation unnecessarily. That is not an otter, that is (was) a sea-weasel. Use the correct term.

Accoustic versions of electronic music are amazing. They're are using a toy pig in 'Nice Weather For Ducks'! Ehehehee! :smallbiggrin:

Cobra sees animals as being on two scales. One is labeled Cute and Ugly, the other Delicious and Icky.

Otters are Cute and of unknown deliciosity. Same with sea weasels.

Cobra used to know a man who theorized that cuteness and deliciousness were correlated, but he was kinda crazy. Wanted to makea petting zoo/restaurant. And mount a water cannon on the roof to shoot at activists. >.>

[Dr. Bath]

I say sea-weasel, but it is really either a sea-wizzle or a sea-woozle, however I cannot be certain which. In lieu of that I shall stick with sea-weasel.

John Williams is a pretty cool guy.

There is no correlation, Cobra.

Bunnies: tasty
Snails: tasty

Ducklings: not tasty (too bony)
Tape worms: not tasty

[Coidzor]

Great. Now I wish I had real chili instead of skyline chili for making chili dogs with.

*shakes fist at Cobra* ...Though that is really wiggy how the icecream made me think of how horrible icecream is for satisfying hunger compared to hot, delicious meat.

[Perenelle]

Cobra used to know a man who theorized that cuteness and deliciousness were correlated, but he was kinda crazy. Wanted to makea petting zoo/restaurant. And mount a water cannon on the roof to shoot at activists. >.>

that would be very strange... its like you're eating your delicious meal and all of a sudden an alpaca walks up to you and spits all over the place. or a bunny hops up onto your table... thats rather unsanitary. :smallannoyed:

[Pyrian]

On a slightly related note, I always assumed the Cube was solid. I'm not sure why, but I did.Given that the weighted companion cube is essentially identical to the weighted storage cube, I've always figured it was hollow. Y'know, for storage. Of my heart!

[Moff Chumley]

Of course. *snuggles, steals cheek-kiss* =3

Cobra has friends and ice-cream. Is there anything else in the world so necessary?

*sidles over*

Hey, my reptilian friend, how's it goin? Ya know, your old friend Chummers could sure use some ice cream right about now... :smallwink:


In other news, girl I like. Been good friends with her for a while (4, 5 years). Hung out today. Desperately want to figure out a way to convey how I feel about her, to figure out how she feels about me, to figure out if she knows how I feel about her, to figure out what to do about the whole mess...

*hangs head* I told myself I wouldn't get caught in this kind of situation. There's no pressure at all except for wondering and waiting. Which is a lot of pressure... advice, comments, snarks, help? :smallsigh::smallfrown:

[Coidzor]

^: Ask her out using a puppet show.

<_<

>_>

If you got some hand puppets and sock puppets and things... And had to put on a children's puppet show at random...

What would you do to start with?

I think mine would devolve into puppet pal what's his name hitting puppet pal what's his face with the bonk stick....

[Phase]

Rule number One: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

Rule number Two: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

[Coidzor]

You mean 4chan.

Anyway, Good news, Phase! Koorithlhu might actually be making an appearance.

[Moff Chumley]

Good news, everyone!

http://prostheticallyhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/farnsworth.jpg

[KataraAltinaII]

Rule number One: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

Rule number Two: You do not talk about how Phase only just caught Fight Club with one minute to spare.

or that could be referring to not talking about Avatar on certain Avatar websites.

there are so many parodies of this rule :smalltongue:

[V'icternus]

That's because some things just shouldn't be spoken about.

Like glass houses: Good idea or terrible idea of doom?

[Coidzor]

Well, the color and brittleness we can get around with by using that weird Elder Scrolls Green Glassteel.

The heating during the day and the lack of heat retention at night would be the biggest problems remaining, if I recall. That and ventilation.

[Player_Zero]

Unfortunate that that particular fictional material is fictional.

[V'icternus]

Also, if kids throw rocks at your house, it breaks.

[Coidzor]

They'd have to work at it though, as you'd need pretty thick glass to have decent walls to support the stress of doors opening and closing and the weight of any additional floors.

[V'icternus]

Pfft, any kid who can't break four-foot bulletproof shock-resistant glass with a rock and one good throw isn't trying hard enough.

[dish]

That's because some things just shouldn't be spoken about.

Like glass houses: Good idea or terrible idea of doom?

Well, if you're trying to grow tomatoes and orchids and stuff, I believe they are a very good idea.

[V'icternus]

That's true.

[MethosH]

Holy crap on a stick! We have 129 Random Banters!!! :elan:

[Assassin89]

Holy crap on a stick! We have 129 Random Banters!!! :elan:

Thank you for stating the obvious. I mean the number is in the title.

[Quincunx]

Your talk of delicious foods leaves me unmoved, for I have been grazing upon Florida's finest for some time, although oranges were out of season.

To Do List:
Return to Cajun Cafe (find place to park husband who does not like hot spices)
Open NY-style pizza parlor and Italian sub shop back home
Open Vietnamese restaurant with 50 types of soup back home
Open BBQ restaurant with on-site smoker back home
Open Italian restaurant with bowls piled high with creamy pasta back home
Open franchise of delicious burgers at fast-food prices back home

. . .and looking back over that, we also missed sampling gator bites. Well, shoot.

Food retail businesses in the fast-food price bracket, here, seem to close within a year, often to resurface within a month with new name and no obvious change of ownership. Tax dodge, perhaps. It wouldn't be conducive to a franchise.

[V'icternus]

I don't like hot spices. Or cold spices. Wait, are there cold spices? And if not, why not? And why can't we just freeeze hot ones? And if there are, why does no-one ever talk about them?

CONSPIRACY!

EDIT(Without actually editing): After re-reading the above, I would just like to make it perfectly clear that I mean nothing by anything I've said at all.

[Nameless]

Woot, first day back in college was good. We get to work in a new studio in another part of the college across the road, which is much nicer with a fore friendly and social environment. I’ve decided to work on my own sadistic twisted version of Peter Pan, not totally sure what media I’m going to use though. :smalltongue:

[V'icternus]

How about radio? I think you could make it work. I beleive in you! *Claps*

...What?

[KataraAltinaII]

C-C-C-COMBO... BREAKER!!!!

jk. I just came in to check on a thread that I tried to post, that still isn't there... :smallannoyed:

hmm... only one thing to do.

[V'icternus]

Comic thread? You shouldn't have to wait too much longer. Other? Well, in that case, I don't know.

[KataraAltinaII]

needs moar active mod squad, methinks.

I hate waiting. That's probably why I got "Sonic" in the "What Super Smash Bros. Character are you?" quiz...

[V'icternus]

Well, Alarra usually does that, I beleive, and she recently had a kid, so I think that we can excuse any lateness on her part in performing mod duties.A lot of mods aren't on all that much any more, and that problem is being addressed by the staff, we've been assured. If you can't wait, then play an addicting net game. That usually burns up a lot of time.

[Thufir]

First day at freshers' fair for the G&S society today went pretty well. Not too many sign-ups, but we didn't expect too many. Point is they mostly seem like they'll actually join.

[V'icternus]

The what society?

Please explain.

[Dr. Bath]

I am thinking of joining manchester's G&S society. HOWEVER, I don't know how well I can sing...

[V'icternus]

Hmm, so it involves singing... thank you, crazy naked man.

[Thufir]

G&S = Gilbert & Sullivan.
I am thinking of joining manchester's G&S society. HOWEVER, I don't know how well I can sing...

Find out!

[Coidzor]

^: So a chorus that only sings gilbert and sullivan? :smalleek:


Your talk of delicious foods leaves me unmoved, for I have been grazing upon Florida's finest for some time, although oranges were out of season.

To Do List:
Return to Cajun Cafe (find place to park husband who does not like hot spices)
Open NY-style pizza parlor and Italian sub shop back home
Open Vietnamese restaurant with 50 types of soup back home
Open BBQ restaurant with on-site smoker back home
Open Italian restaurant with bowls piled high with creamy pasta back home
Open franchise of delicious burgers at fast-food prices back home

. . .and looking back over that, we also missed sampling gator bites. Well, shoot.

Food retail businesses in the fast-food price bracket, here, seem to close within a year, often to resurface within a month with new name and no obvious change of ownership. Tax dodge, perhaps. It wouldn't be conducive to a franchise.

Hmm? What were you doing in florida and how long were you visiting?

[V'icternus]

Ahhhh!

...I can sing, but not that well. I've heard their songs, and I'd be havy to be one of a group, if anything.

I could tell a guy how great a Captain he is, and give him three cheers (and one cheer more). Or I could talk about how this guy over here is the very model of a modern Major-General. But a main singing part? Heh, I'd plotz.

...Is that even a word? Hmm...

[Dr. Bath]

Find out!

But... how?

[V'icternus]

Sing into a tape-recorder? Or whatever new-fangled device kids these days use...

[Coidzor]

mp3 recorder. I has one. :smallbiggrin:

Though it seems to prefer other formats to mp3 more often than not...

[V'icternus]

That sounds crazy and stupid. Try it! :smallbiggrin:

(The Smilies moved again! Stop it! *Cries*)

[Thufir]

But... how?

...By joining the G&S society?

[Dr. Bath]

A vicious circle.

I have no voice recording device as far as I know. There may be one built in but lord knows if I have any inclination as to where it is positioned.

[Coidzor]

Ah, you have a mac laptop then?

It should be the default internal device if you DL audacity and give that a whirly burly. Or just check your system information.

[V'icternus]

Or just use your mobile if you have one... most nowadays can record voices and stuff.

[KataraAltinaII]

or buy a Mic... I got one for about $8 that does the job.

[V'icternus]

Oh, by the way, your comic thread was approved. Noticed it while, well, looking at comic threads. :smalltongue:

[KataraAltinaII]

about time. *makes note never to post another one*

and I already need to re-update it...

[V'icternus]

Well, see, the thing is, it's not marked as "new" when it's approved, and there's no notification. It just shows up like it's been there all along. It can be hard to spot if you don't know what you're looking for.

[KataraAltinaII]

I'm 93.16% sure that it popped up only recently, as I checked for it this morning.

[V'icternus]

Yeah, it'll do that.

[Coidzor]

So what threads have to be approved prior to appearing on there here boaaarrrds?

[V'icternus]

Fan Comics, and Structured games, I think.

[Dogmantra]

I am thinking of joining manchester's G&S society. HOWEVER, I don't know how well I can sing...

WHY ARE YOU THINKING YOU SILLY MAN?

There's no reason to waste time when you could be singing Gilbert and Sullivan!

[Thufir]

WHY ARE YOU THINKING YOU SILLY MAN?

There's no reason to waste time when you could be singing Gilbert and Sullivan!

My idea exactly.[/Katisha]

Of course, some might consider me slightly biased.

[Coidzor]

Thufir? Biased? Inconceivable!

Anyway, how are you all doing tonight? I'm chilling out to the smooth stylings of OC remix...

[V'icternus]

I'm doin' good. I'm forumgoing, looking around the forum, ccheckin' out the site...

...I need anther hobby. I know! *Runs off to YouTube*

[Fredthefighter]

Thufir? Biased? Inconceivable!

Anyway, how are you all doing tonight? I'm chilling out to the smooth stylings of OC remix...

I'm procrastinating! I should really write that commentary on the phonology and lexis structural devices of a paragraph from Great Expectations.
Hmmm, I might as well do my maths and history homework while I'm at it.

[Miss Nobody]

I'm procrastinating! I should really write that commentary on the phonology and lexis structural devices of a paragraph from Great Expectations.
Hmmm, I might as well do my maths and history homework while I'm at it.

Hey, I'm procrastinating too! I should learn my Biology lessons sometime soon.

...But maybe a little later. :smallbiggrin:

[V'icternus]

*Waits expectantly for Cobra to show up and offer ' "personal" Biology lessons. :smallwink: '*

[Fredthefighter]

Hey, I'm procrastinating too! I should learn my Biology lessons sometime soon.

...But maybe a little later. :smallbiggrin:

Current load of homework:
English Language - In for tomorrow. (Commentary and stuff) :smallsigh:
Mathematics 1 - In for Wednesday. (Graph work)
Mathematics 2 - In for Thursday. (Quadratics)
History - In for next Monday/this Thursday. (Weimar Republic 1920)
Biology - In for tomorrow, but done (finish notes) :smallsmile:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hey, I'm procrastinating too! I should learn my Biology lessons sometime soon.

...But maybe a little later. :smallbiggrin:

I'll help you with Bio! I'm a good-

*looks up*

...aww, am I really that predictable? >.<

[Coidzor]

What're you lot studying in Bio right now?

...My friend wants to take a biology class on mushrooms with field work... But he's all "But it'll mess with Aikhido"

And I'm like... You know, there're other ways to study martial arts other than as credit classes when you need to think about graduating.

[Fredthefighter]

I'll help you with Bio! I'm a good-

*looks up*

...aww, am I really that predictable? >.<

Yes, but that's why we love you. *Snuggles snuggly Cobra*
Also.... YAY! I'm all fluffy and cuddly again! :smallbiggrin:


@Coidzor: AS-Level Biology, OCR exam board.

[V'icternus]

I'll help you with Bio! I'm a good-

*looks up*

...aww, am I really that predictable? >.<

Yes, you are.

And congrats, Fred. :smalltongue:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yes, but that's why we love you. *Snuggles snuggly Cobra*
Also.... YAY! I'm all fluffy and cuddly again! :smallbiggrin:

Aww, yay! *snuggles fluffiness*

...but seriously, if any of you ever need help with anything, I know something about everything, almost. So let me know. ^_^

I promise not to be too flirty. Unless you're supercute and I can't help myself. But I'll do my best! =O

[KataraAltinaII]

*Runs off to YouTube*

you poor, poor child...

[V'icternus]

Little late there, KA.

[Coidzor]

@Coidzor: AS-Level Biology, OCR exam board.


That tells me nothing of what you're actually going over, you know this, right?

[KataraAltinaII]

Little late there, KA.

I post neither late, nor do I post early.
I post precisely when I mean to.

it may not match up with other people's schedules, but since when have I cared? :smalltongue:

[Miss Nobody]

Aww, yay! *snuggles fluffiness*

...but seriously, if any of you ever need help with anything, I know something about everything, almost. So let me know. ^_^

I promise not to be too flirty. Unless you're supercute and I can't help myself. But I'll do my best! =O

I just have to repeat some things I did last year about the structure of the Eukaryote Cell and Cell Division. It should be simple. I've learned those things before, after all.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I just have to repeat some things I did last year about the structure of the Eukaryote Cell and Cell Division. It should be simple. I've learned those things before, after all.

*snuggles*...well, good.

...can I study with you anyway? =3

[V'icternus]

*Waits for Cobra to express dissapointment in this*

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd by Cobra expressing dissapointment in that. :smalltongue:

[Coidzor]

Ahh... Cellular Structure...

Do you call it the Golgi Body or the Golgi Apparatus?

[Miss Nobody]

*snuggles*...well, good.

...can I study with you anyway? =3

Only if you do my math homework. :smallamused:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Only if you do my math homework. :smallamused:

Anytime. It's a deal. :smallamused:

[Fredthefighter]

That tells me nothing of what you're actually going over, you know this, right?

Unit 1
Section 1: Cell Structure.
Section 2: Cell Membranes.
Section 3: Cell Division, Diversity and Organisation.
Section 4: Exchange Surfaces and Breathing.
Section 5: Transport in Animals.
Section 6: Transport in Plants.

Unit 2
Section 1: Biological Molecules.
Section 2: Nucleic Acids.
Section 3: Enzymes.
Section 4: Diet and Food Production.
Section 5: Health and Disease.
Section 6: Biodiversity.
Section 7: Classification.
Section 8: Evolution.

With a small part of it being Interpreting Data and Experiment Design.

[Miss Nobody]

Anytime. It's a deal. :smallamused:

Yay!

@Coridzor : Golgi Apparatus.

[Dogmantra]

Aww Fred, you know that English, History, Biology and Maths is too diverse!

You should do something like Maths, Further Maths, Physics and... English*

*Note: I am seriously considering doing this. I am a guy who likes his maths

[Fredthefighter]

Yay!

@Coridzor : Golgi Apparatus.

Golgi Apparatus processes and packages new lipids and proteins. It also makes Lysosomes.

Also, can I come too. :smallbiggrin:


@^: I considering doing Further Maths and Physics, but Physics was in the same box as History and I'm doing Open University, which means I'll have enough extra work.

[Dr. Bath]

The golgi apparatus has nothing on the rough endoplasmic reticulum. That is the best cell item.


Aww Fred, you know that English, History, Biology and Maths is too diverse!

You should do something like Maths, Further Maths, Physics and... English*

*Note: I am seriously considering doing this. I am a guy who likes his maths

Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology is where it is at. True story.

[Cobra_Ikari]

The golgi apparatus has nothing on the rough endoplasmic reticulum. That is the best cell item.



Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology is where it is at. True story.

I disagree. Cell membrane is the best. Or membranes in general. =P

I do agree with this, though.

[Nameless]

*Comes back from supper*
I have a hobnob! :smallbiggrin: *munches*

[Miss Nobody]

It looks like I turned RB into a Biology-related discussion and somehow started a cell item Battle Royale.

[Dr. Bath]

I disagree. Cell membrane is the best. Or membranes in general. =P

I do agree with this, though.

Does the cell membrane make proteins? No it does not. All it does is sit there being dumb and exploding. So tempremental. 'Ooooh it's too wet' it says 'Oooh it's too dry' it whimpers.

Well I have all the hobnobs. So nyeh!

[Cobra_Ikari]

It looks like I turned RB into a Biology-related discussion and somehow started a cell item Battle Royale.

Oh noes! Wait. I have no limbs. *slips out of explosive collar* >.>



And Bath, without a membrane, you have no cell. You hage gunk floating in water. Being dead. =P

[Nameless]

Does the cell membrane make proteins? No it does not. All it does is sit there being dumb and exploding. So tempremental. 'Ooooh it's too wet' it says 'Oooh it's too dry' it whimpers.

Well I have all the hobnobs. So nyeh!

...
Isn't every part of the cell important? >.>

And gimmeh back my hobnob.

[V'icternus]

This happens a lot, Miss Nobody. Not always with biology, of course, but everything we ever talk about. Like superheroes, lint, or eyeballs. (Blue-green is the best colour for eyes, so shut up, everyone who disagrees.)

[Fredthefighter]

Right, here are the AS-Level options I had to choose from:
Block A
English Literature, Health and Social Care, Mathematics, Physical Education.

Block B
History, Applied ICT, Performing Arts, Physics, Travel and Tourism.

Block C
Biology, Economics, French, Performing Arts2, Ethics, Product Design.

Block D
Business, Chemistry, Creative Technology, English Language, Sociology.

Block E
Art, Law, Psychology, Music, Food.

[Cobra_Ikari]

This happens a lot, Miss Nobody. Not always with biology, of course, but everything we ever talk about. Like superheroes, lint, or eyeballs. (Blue-green is the best colour for eyes, so shut up, everyone who disagrees.)

I disagree. Green and grey are both much better. Blue grey and blue are a little better. So there. =P

Also, there is no such word as "gray". PERIOD. >.>

[V'icternus]

And Bath, without a membrane, you have no cell. You hage gunk floating in water. Being dead. =P

Cobra, be nice to the Doctor. He's a Doctor, after all.

In the same way that Dr. Pepper is a Doctor, but still!

[Nameless]

Cobra, be nice to the Doctor. He's a Doctor, after all.

In the same way that Dr. Pepper is a Doctor, but still!

Coke > Dr. Pepper

^_^

[V'icternus]

But is Coke a Doctor? I didn't think so.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Coke > Dr. Pepper

^_^

Agreed. Since Coke is a Coca-Cola product. And I am from Georgia. *nodnod*

That said, soda makes my stomach hurt. >.<

[Dogmantra]

Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology is where it is at. True story.

CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE MATHS-NESS!

EDIT: Oh, Cobra... Dr. Pepper is also a Coca-Cola product.

I think.

[Miss Nobody]

CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE MATHS-NESS!


YES! MATHS-NESS IS BADNESS!

[V'icternus]

Be enlightened, my children! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper)

[Fredthefighter]

YES! MATHS-NESS IS BADNESS!

The good badness or the bad badness?

Because I like mathematics. :smallbiggrin:

[Dr. Bath]

Cobra, be nice to the Doctor. He's a Doctor, after all.

In the same way that Dr. Pepper is a Doctor, but still!

I'm a REAL DOCTOR. Not only am I a REAL DOCTOR, I'm a dashing special agent with a Ph.d in kicking your ass!

Pfft. I bet there were protein synthesisers before there were membranes. Looks like I win!

[Coidzor]

...
Isn't every part of the cell important? >.>

And gimmeh back my hobnob.

As far as I can recall the Smooth Endoplasmic Reticulum doesn't do anything that the Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum doesn't already do in addition to making ribosomes.

...I like how you can't study Math and Literature at the same time in your system, Fred.

[Cobra_Ikari]

CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE MATHS-NESS!

EDIT: Oh, Cobra... Dr. Pepper is also a Coca-Cola product.

I think.

Apparently, in Europe, it is. However, here, it's a Dr Pepper Snapple Group product. Which is more often found served alongside Pepsi products. Coke's Dr Pepper equivalent is Mr Pibb, or now, Pibb Xtra. I think. >.>

[Miss Nobody]

The good badness or the bad badness?

Because I like mathematics. :smallbiggrin:

I liked maths until a crazy teacher ruined it FOREVER.

[Cobra_Ikari]

YES! MATHS-NESS IS BADNESS!

But...but...

...Maths-ness is what gives me an excuse to hang out with you while you study. Don't you want Cobra-snuggles? :smallfrown:

[V'icternus]

I'm a REAL DOCTOR. Not only am I a REAL DOCTOR, I'm a dashing special agent with a Ph.d in kicking your ass!

Alright, alright! Geez. I was kidding...

And nobody kicks my ass. Not even Doctors. In fact, especially Doctors!

...Mainly 'cos I don't fight Doctors, but still!

V: Thaaaaaat's right, Ginger!

[Dr. Bath]

Apparently, in Europe, it is. However, here, it's a Dr Pepper Snapple Group product. Which is more often found served alongside Pepsi products. Coke's Dr Pepper equivalent is Mr Pibb, or now, Pibb Xtra. I think. >.>

What the hell is Mr Pibb? Sounds like a diabetic ex-bank manager.

@^ You are bad at reference getting

[Dogmantra]

But...but...

...Maths-ness is what gives me an excuse to hang out with you while you study. Don't you want Cobra-snuggles? :smallfrown:

Maths-ness is good. More Maths-ness than me is bad!

Though if it gets me more snuggles... Hmmm... It's a shame there aren't 9 days in Dress Like a Playgrounder Week. Do we know who's in charge of this? :smalltongue:

[V'icternus]

Yeah, it does... weird, how Dr. Bath thought of that so quickly. (He probably knows Mr. Pibb, and Doctor Pepper!)

[Miss Nobody]

But...but...

...Maths-ness is what gives me an excuse to hang out with you while you study. Don't you want Cobra-snuggles? :smallfrown:

Now, don't be sad, Cobra. You know everybody wants Cobra-snuggles.

[Fredthefighter]

Now, don't be sad, Cobra. You know everybody wants Cobra-snuggles.

QFT!

Now excuse me while I do mathematical things. :smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

The relevant portion is here. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper#Distribution)
In the United States, Dr Pepper Snapple Group does not have a complete network of bottlers and distributors, so the drink is sometimes bottled under contract by Coca-Cola or Pepsi bottlers. Prior to the initial Cadbury Schweppes investment-turned-buyout, 30% of Dr Pepper/Seven Up products were produced and distributed by Pepsi bottlers, and another 30% by Coca-Cola bottlers. The remaining 40% was produced and distributed by independent bottlers (mainly consisting of pre-Dr Pepper/Seven Up-merger regional bottlers) and the Dr Pepper/Seven Up Bottling Group.

Presently, Dr Pepper Snapple relies on its own bottling group to bottle and distribute its products in 30+ states. Coca-Cola and Pepsi have essentially stopped bottling and distributing CSAB products in favor of in-house alternatives, although regional exceptions can be found.

In Canada and Poland, Cadbury-Schweppes has licensed distribution rights to PepsiCo. In Mexico, Germany, France, Sweden, the Netherlands, Slovakia, Finland, Austria, Czech Republic, Belgium, and Norway, Cadbury-Schweppes owns the trademark and distributes the product. In Spain, Turkey, and Greece it is almost impossible to find as it is usually imported from the United Kingdom in particular supermarkets. In almost all of the other countries of the world, The Coca-Cola Company purchased the trademark from Cadbury-Schweppes and distributes the product. This mixed worldwide ownership of the trademark is due to antitrust regulations which prevented Coca-Cola from purchasing the rights everywhere. Dr Pepper is also available in Japan and South Korea. Although not locally bottled in Australia or New Zealand, Dr Pepper is imported and sold by USA Foods, and many other small retailers in Australia. Dr Pepper is not available in Thailand, Philippines, Italy and Russia.

[Nameless]

Agreed. Since Coke is a Coca-Cola product. And I am from Georgia. *nodnod*

That said, soda makes my stomach hurt. >.<

Wait, I thought you were Cuban. :smallconfused:

[Cobra_Ikari]

Now, don't be sad, Cobra. You know everybody wants Cobra-snuggles.

^_^

I wish that was true in real life. Of my RL friends (that are girls. Guys do proper man-hugs), one won't hug me anymore (I think I offended her religion), one doesn't like physical contact, and one I only just met, so we don't hang out enough to snuggle. v.v

Ah, well. *hugs lots*

EDIT: Born and raised in Georgia. That said, in order of amount, I am of German, Cuban, Italian, and Spaniard ancestry. Since my dad is an immigrant, I get the faintest of accents from him sometimes, and weird grammar, and traditional food, and sometimes, traditional attitudes. Does that explain?

[Coidzor]

^: Ah ye old over eager beaver. Number 1 an interesting story at least?


Though if it gets me more snuggles... Hmmm... It's a shame there aren't 9 days in Dress Like a Playgrounder Week. Do we know who's in charge of this? :smalltongue:

No one is in charge save the Giant and his Mods who attend him.

Nameless: Cuban Diaspora.

[V'icternus]

Also, I think the official consensus is that one week is seven days. Just sayin'.

[Nameless]

EDIT: Born and raised in Georgia. That said, in order of amount, I am of German, Cuban, Italian, and Spaniard ancestry. Since my dad is an immigrant, I get the faintest of accents from him sometimes, and weird grammar, and traditional food, and sometimes, traditional attitudes. Does that explain?

I see. :3
You have the same amount of nationalities as me, hurray!

[Coidzor]

Oh, well, if you were just talking about the length of a week, well, I can't help you there. I imagine some Roman guy who's dead, or possibly a Mesopotamian or Egyptian sort.

I thought you were talking about the Week in particular.

[Dr. Bath]

We could make it a baker's week. That's 8 days.

[V'icternus]

...Why do Bakers get a longer week? And a bigger dozen? And cool hats? And all the chicks?

[Cobra_Ikari]

We could make it a baker's week. That's 8 days.

Or just hold it here.

http://citynoise.org/upload/35801.jpg

[Dragonrider]

I know the ancient Mesopotamians were responsible for our hour/minute/second divisions as well as the number of degrees in a circle and probably the number of months in a year, because they were very fond of the number six and multiples of six, so I'm guessing if they had to do with first two they probably had a hand in the third as well.

The week is from the Bible. DUH. :smalltongue:

No, but in seriousness - seven has been a number of religious significance for thousands of years. So even if the Romans took the week from Genesis (I'm assuming it was the Romans, but I guess it was probably Judaic) they were following a long and storied tradition involving the number seven.



Edit: Vic: The baker's dozen is larger than the regular dozen because medieval bakers were highly respected but the penalties for cheating their customers were very severe. So they went out of their way to not cheat customers and I guess the baker's dozen evolved therefrom. :smalltongue:


Edit 2: I'm shooting my mouth off with all these facts off the top of my head and I really hope I'm not totally misguided. :smallconfused:

[Nameless]

Or just hold it here.

http://citynoise.org/upload/35801.jpg

... I am so Confused. :smalleek:

[Miss Nobody]

Or just hold it here.

http://citynoise.org/upload/35801.jpg

... I am so Confused.


Me too. Really.

[KilltheToy]

CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU AND YOUR MORE MATHS-NESS!

EDIT: Oh, Cobra... Dr. Pepper is also a Coca-Cola product.

I think.

Mostly wrong. Dr. Pepper is a Coca-Cola product in Europe only (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper). Over here in America it was formerly owned by Cadbury. Yes, the same people who make cream eggs.

Also, MATHS-NESS IS HORRIBLE-NESS!
That is all :smallbiggrin:.

[V'icternus]

So many facts... this is hardly Random Banter at all!

And why is no-one blaming the Aliens for the Bakers Dozen? Does the world make no sense any more?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Me too. Really.

*huggles away confusion*

Fear my internet-fu! =O

[Dr. Bath]

Edit: Vic: The baker's dozen is larger than the regular dozen because medieval bakers were highly respected but the penalties for cheating their customers were very severe. So they went out of their way to not cheat customers and I guess the baker's dozen evolved therefrom. :smalltongue:

The other tale I've heard is that they always ended up with a bit of dough after making a dozen whatevers so made a 13th one with the leftovers. Another is that the extra one was for testing to make sure all the bread in the oven was cooked without ruining one. Which of these is true (or if they are all bullock carts) I don't know.

[Nameless]

*puts a gass mask on Nobody*

[Miss Nobody]

So many facts... this is hardly Random Banter at all!

And why is no-one blaming the Aliens for the Bakers Dozen? Does the world make no sense any more?

Sense? This world makes none. See?

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1504404module8201770photo_sense_large.jp eg1202791326

Really. Sense is overrated.

[Thufir]

Mostly wrong. Dr. Pepper is a Coca-Cola product in Europe only (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper).

Well that includes everywhere that matters. :smalltongue:


Also, MATHS-NESS IS HORRIBLE-NESS!

You realise the awesomeness this implies? In a few years, I'm going to have a Ph.D in HORRIBLENESS.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Sense? This world makes none. See?

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1504404module8201770photo_sense_large.jp eg1202791326

Really. Sense is overrated.

Silly Nobody. Darth Vader is harvesting Sith-juice from ocean water. *nodnod*

[V'icternus]

Pfft, that picture makes perfect sense!

He needed some water!

[Fredthefighter]

Sense? This world makes none. See?

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1504404module8201770photo_sense_large.jp eg1202791326

Really. Sense is overrated.

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs36/300W/f/2008/277/d/1/Made_of_Win_by_SmashMobius.jpg

:smallbiggrin:

[Miss Nobody]

Silly Nobody. Darth Vader is harvesting Sith-juice from ocean water. *nodnod*

Silly Cobra. Everybody knows Sith-juice can only be found in fresh water.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Silly Cobra. Everybody knows Sith-juice can only be found in fresh water.

Really? *checks calculations again*

...that explains everything. *kisses cheek, runs off to lab before it explodes*

[Coidzor]

Edit: Vic: The baker's dozen is larger than the regular dozen because medieval bakers were highly respected but the penalties for cheating their customers were very severe. So they went out of their way to not cheat customers and I guess the baker's dozen evolved therefrom. :smalltongue:

The thirteenth one was for the baker to check to make sure it was up to snuff before sending it on to the nobs.

[V'icternus]

Silly Cobra. Everybody knows Sith-juice can only be found in fresh water.

Ah, but also notice that he is holding two objects. One, a simple method of transporting water, the other, a small device for cleansing water or things such as salt and shark pee!

[Coidzor]

You realise the awesomeness this implies? In a few years, I'm going to have a Ph.D in HORRIBLENESS.

<_< Dr. Horrible's already been done though.

But that does explain why he's a bit of a lackluster inventor considering his specialty is math rather than super-physics.

...

...

Hmm. How tall was Vader supposed to be as opposed to how tall Emo-Boy was?

[V'icternus]

I've seen the actual Vader suit in a museum once. It's gotta be at least a head and a half taller than Anakin at his tallest.

[Dragonrider]

The thirteenth one was for the baker to check to make sure it was up to snuff before sending it on to the nobs.

But how does that make sense? In terms of buying a baker's dozen? Unless the expression was developed to refer to baking rather than selling....

[Coidzor]

But how does that make sense? In terms of buying a baker's dozen? Unless the expression was developed to refer to baking rather than selling....

Bingo, Baby. It's a term from feudalism basically.

It was then used as a thing for advertising, I'm thinking sometime in the modern age, basically saying, oh, we'll give you one extra at the same cost as this other guy's dozen.

[Dragonrider]

Bingo, Baby. It's a term from feudalism basically.

It was then used as a thing for advertising basically saying, oh, we'll give you one extra at the same cost as this other guy's dozen.

Well, as we discussed on the previous page, there are several origin stories, any one of which might be true. :smalltongue: There was mine, and then Dr. Bath suggested a couple. Not to be snippy, but I don't think yours is any more valid than any of the above. :smalltongue:


I have now edited this post either three or four times. Dangit.

[V'icternus]

Or at the very least, "for every dozen we make for you, we'll eat one to prove they're not garbage!"

[Coidzor]

Well, as we discussed on the previous page, there are several origin stories, any one of which might be true. :smalltongue: There was mine, and then someone else suggested a couple.

Indeed, Dr. Bath's and mine probably can pretty easily combine. Yours is vague enough that it could mean anything, really, enough that it could be interpretted as being in line with that collective.

I always loved that, how the emperor was like, "Crippled with yer limbs ruined, eh? Well, since I'm making you a mechanical gorilla anyway..."

[Dragonrider]

I always loved that, how the emperor was like, "Crippled with yer limbs ruined, eh? Well, since I'm making you a mechanical gorilla anyway..."

*is lost*

:smalltongue:

Oh. Right. No actions.

Ummm....

Reference?

[V'icternus]

Star Wars. Darth Vader. Giant mostly metal guy with awesome outfit and mask, and cool breathing.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I'm confused by the "anyway". What else is he going to do now that he's a robo-monkey? :smallconfused:

[Coidzor]

^: He made him taller and bigger and african-coruscantian in addition to making him unable to oppose him due to an instant kill switch in his brain.

Also, you said the "M" word. You really shouldn't have said the M word. The Librarian, he don't like it....

You might remember Lord Vader from such films as Starwars 3-6 and a sub-conversation from this thread.

[V'icternus]

I'm confused by the "anyway". What else is he going to do now that he's a robo-monkey? :smallconfused:

Kick ass and kill Admirals?

[Dragonrider]

^: He made him taller and bigger and african-coruscantian in addition to making him unable to oppose him due to an instant kill switch in his brain.

You might remember him from such films as Starwars 3-6 and a sub-conversation from this thread.

Oh! Star Wars! The monkey bit threw me off. :smalltongue:

Well, I might point out that he was only voiced African-Coruscantian, and the guy who played him when he took the helmet off just looked like a hard-boiled egg. :smallamused:

[V'icternus]

No, it was obviously Doctor Evil when he was 80! Duh!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Oh! Star Wars! The monkey bit threw me off. :smalltongue:

Well, I might point out that he was only voiced African-Coruscantian, and the guy who played him when he took the helmet off just looked like a hard-boiled egg. :smallamused:

...shouldn't that be African-Tatooinian? >.>

That man has a smexy, smexy voice. That is all. >.>

[Coidzor]

^: Nah, then we'd get into racist sand-people territory and that's just... well... *shudder*


Well, I might point out that he was only voiced African-Coruscantian, and the guy who played him when he took the helmet off just looked like a hard-boiled egg. :smallamused:

Yes, that was character assassination back in the day when it was first revealed as well.

I think it was one of the most disappointing racial blows of pop movie history.

[Fredthefighter]

Oh! Star Wars! The monkey bit threw me off. :smalltongue:

Well, I might point out that he was only voiced African-Coruscantian, and the guy who played him when he took the helmet off just looked like a hard-boiled egg. :smallamused:

Indeed he did. He lived as he died.... okay, he didn't, he didn't die killing rebels and choking people. :smallbiggrin:

[V'icternus]

Vader: *Dying* I... I find my lack of life... disturbing... *Dies*

[Dragonrider]

Yes, that was character assassination back in the day when it was first revealed as well.

I think it was one of the most disappointing racial blows of pop movie history.

I think it had to have something to do with the fact that Luke was manifestly not racially mixed. They worked out that plot twist and then went 'waaaaaaaait.....' :smalltongue:

Off to class! 'bye, guys!

[Cobra_Ikari]

^: Nah, then we'd get into racist sand-people territory and that's just... well... *shudder*



Yes, that was character assassination back in the day when it was first revealed as well.

I think it was one of the most disappointing racial blows of pop movie history.

Yes, because pasty Mark Hamill had a black dad. Genetics in the far past were very different. >.>

[Fredthefighter]

I think it had to have something to do with the fact that Luke was manifestly not racially mixed. They worked out that plot twist and then went 'waaaaaaaait.....' :smalltongue:

Off to class! 'bye, guys!

Seeya DeeRee. Have fun.

@V'icternus: Comedy gold is what you have there.

[V'icternus]

Thanks Fred. I try. :smallbiggrin:

And as for Mark Hamill, he recently voiced an Asian "Fire Lord" on a TV show. Lord of Fire, don't you know. :smalltongue:

[Coidzor]

^: I still say his best role was as the Joker.


Yes, because pasty Mark Hamill had a black dad. Genetics in the far past were very different. >.>

A Half-black dad is still black. Ponder the zen of this, young Cubano who is actually more german than cuban.

[V'icternus]

A Half-black dad is still black. Ponder the zen of this, young Cubano who is actually more german than cuban.

I'm sure working on Tatooine, with two suns constantly basking you in their rays, in the desert, lightened Luke's complextion a lot. After all, sun makes your skin lighter, right?

[Cobra_Ikari]

I'm sure working on Tatooine, with two suns constantly basking you in their rays, in the desert, lightened Luke's complextion a lot. After all, sun makes your skin lighter, right?

Luke is, in fact, made of plastic. >.>

[V'icternus]

Ah, that explains it.

[Coidzor]

No, because then he'd melt from all of that sun.

[Cobra_Ikari]

No, because then he'd melt from all of that sun.

I present, as a counter-example, sunglasses. And lawn chairs. And anything made of plastic ever. >.>

If it's hot enough to melt plastic, it's probably hot enough to bake you alive. Just sayin'. >.>

[V'icternus]

Then he must be made of Plasteel, Star Wars' answer to both plastic and steel.

[Coidzor]

You've never accidentally left a GI joe near a reflective or refractive surface for very long on a really sunny and hot day, have you?

With two suns, I'm sure he got stuff on him like that a lot more often than on a planet such as ours.

Ahh, plassteel, durasteel... What was it the external viewing windows on tie-fighters and the x-wing types was supposed to be made of? I think it was something-something-something durasteel. Something, something, something complete...

[V'icternus]

Yeah, something something something like that...

Dammit, now I'm doing it!

[Cobra_Ikari]

Fine. Luke is not made out of cheap, highly flammable plastic. =P

[CurlyKitGirl]

I'm procrastinating! I should really write that commentary on the phonology and lexis structural devices of a paragraph from Great Expectations.


Eeeeeeaaaaaassssssyyy.
Can help if you want?


Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry and Biology is where it is at. True story.

Tch.
English Language, English Literature, Mediaeval History, Classical Civilsations and French is where it's at. True story.

Speaking of, you at uni yet or still packing?


Right, here are the AS-Level options I had to choose from:
Block A
English Literature, Health and Social Care, Mathematics, Physical Education.

Block B
History, Applied ICT, Performing Arts, Physics, Travel and Tourism.

Block C
Biology, Economics, French, Performing Arts2, Ethics, Product Design.

Block D
Business, Chemistry, Creative Technology, English Language, Sociology.

Block E
Art, Law, Psychology, Music, Food.

. . .
VIth form sucks. You're not taking GCSEs any more lad meaning that you should be able to take whatever you you. ANYTHING.
WHy aren't you allowed to take three sciences, Math and French? If you can't take what you wanted to take you should've gone to a college.


YES! MATHS-NESS IS BADNESS!

Agreed.

ION:
Good news! We have a cooker again! Well, by the end of the week the gas should be hooked up.

[V'icternus]

And then we all get to come over for a party, right? :smallbiggrin:

..Right? :smallfrown:

[Coidzor]

mmm. You mean a stove? Range-top? What're we talking here with this "Cooker" placeholder?

Why on earth would one want to study French in addition to Math and Science?

[CurlyKitGirl]

No because there're two doors missing, many lights, some work surfaces and we need to scrub the floor. And paint two walls, two - fifths of a ceiling, tile the areas designated for tiling and repaint the base coat with that strange lemon chiffon colour mum picked out.
And then do the same to the bathroom.

I miss having a bathroom. Ironically, it won't be one hundred percent done until I leave.
:smallsigh:

Plus you may find the fares down here horrendously expensive. A pound for a bus ride! I remember when a child single cost fifty pence.

EDIT:
@^: It's a cooker. A stove. Four hobs, a grill and a oven or two. I think it was two ovens.
And I know someone who took that exact combination of subjects at (UK) college. He dropped one of the sciences though - I believe it was Physics.

[Coidzor]

I miss having a bathroom. Ironically, it won't be one hundred percent done until I leave.
:smallsigh:

Plus you may find the fares down here horrendously expensive. A pound for a bus ride! I remember when a child single cost fifty pence.

Well, you're not a child anymore and that is part of their plan for getting you to leave.

[Nameless]

And then we all get to come over for a party, right? :smallbiggrin:

..Right? :smallfrown:

*wakes up* UH WUT? Party? WHERE?!

[Coidzor]

*wakes up* UH WUT? Party? WHERE?!

Koorli's house. It's a bathroom painting party. All the fumes you can fit in a small room.

[Nameless]

Koorli's house. It's a bathroom painting party. All the fumes you can fit in a small room.

Sweet!
*Goes and sits in the shower*
*Waits for guests to arrive*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Sweet!
*Goes and sits in the shower*
*Waits for guests to arrive*

*turns on shower, steps in and-*

...oh.

...well.

...this is...umm...

...awkward. >.<

[V'icternus]

I'm fine painting a house for free. ^^

(I helped do it for my grandparents, why not you? Just because I had no choice... :smalltongue:)

[Nameless]

*turns on shower, steps in and-*

...oh.

...well.

...this is...umm...

...awkward. >.<

*Fills up water gun*
*Squirts at Cobra's face* Tehe ^_^

[V'icternus]

*Squirts at Cobra's face* Tehe ^_^

In the shower? Ew!


(Misquoted for squickiness.)

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Fills up water gun*
*Squirts at Cobra's face* Tehe ^_^

D=

Why, you! *splashes at*


Water guns. Why do all the modern ones suck? What happened to 8' 300lb super soakers? v.v

[V'icternus]

They stopped making them after someone killed someone with one.

...*Innocent whistle*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Seriously, though. Modern water guns are now all trash.

Meanwhile, Nerf picks to wait until now to release the machine gun turret emplacement. >.<

[Nameless]

D=

Why, you! *splashes at*


Water guns. Why do all the modern ones suck? What happened to 8' 300lb super soakers? v.v

*gets water in eyes* Dx
*splashes water everywhere* Where are yah?!

@V'ic: *Doesn't want to know how that happened.* o.O

[V'icternus]

Just wait till you see the water-baloon launching tanks, and huge MP40 water-based destruction guns, and the hydrogen bomb...

@Nameless: Well, see, I'd just gotten the new UBERSOAKER OF DOOM, and I wanted to test it out by jumping out of nowhere and spraying my friend point blank in the face... next thing I know, his face is on the other side of the street and I'm running from the cops!
Good times...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Just wait till you see the water-baloon launching tanks, and huge MP40 water-based destruction guns, and the hydrogen bomb...

H-Bombs produce no water. Just DEATH. >.>

[V'icternus]

Which is why you also send two Oxygen bombs! Duh!

[Coidzor]

Just miniature suns, you mean. :smalltongue:

Silly Cobra trying to take a shower in Koorli's house...

[V'icternus]

On another note, anyone seen Glee? I've only seen the first ep so far, and it was pretty good.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Which is why you also send two Oxygen bombs! Duh!

Nono. H+O+O = Nothing.

H + H + O = waters. *nodnod*

[Nameless]

Awesome Water gun is awesome.

http://www.besportier.com/archives/paintball-tippmann-a5-a-5-marker-gun-package-mega-set.jpg

... Actually, I still think I like the old ones better.


Silly Cobra trying to take a shower in Koorli's house...

Well, actually, I was trying to have a shower in Koori's house. >.>

[Cobra_Ikari]

Awesome Water gun is awesome.

http://www.besportier.com/archives/paintball-tippmann-a5-a-5-marker-gun-package-mega-set.jpg

... Actually, I still think I like the old ones better.



Well, actually, I was trying to have a shower in Koori's house. >.>

Umm...that's a paintball marker. >.>

[Nameless]

Umm...that's a paintball marker. >.>

That's what I though, but it came up under "Water gun". e_e So maybe it's made to look like one for some reason.

[V'icternus]

Nono. H+O+O = Nothing.

H + H + O = waters. *nodnod*

Frankly, I prefer Oxygen, and so would rather send them. I'm sure a Hydrogen bomb contains more than one Hydrogen particle...

[V'icternus]

Or maybe you can put water in paintballs instead of paint.

[Cobra_Ikari]

That's what I though, but it came up under "Water gun". e_e So maybe it's made to look like one for some reason.

Nah, the picture calls it a marker. =\

Speaking of paintball (or, rather, the similar airsoft)...This site (http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com) has a ridiculous machine gun made as a non-lethal weapon. But...they show it cutting through steel drums. O_o