Electrified Vulture Movie Theater [Town]

[Durp]

A movie theater, able to suck you into any movie you wish. Fun, huh?
Child........................12$
Adult........................20$

[Beans]

Nikki's here with Blath.

[Durp]

An acne covered teenager looks at them.
Hi. Which movie will you be enjoying today?
Um...

[Beans]

Nikki looks at the available selection of myoo-vays.

[Durp]

"Attack of the flying birds"
"An old, dead guy"
"Some annoying disney movie"
"The adventures of Psychotic Squirrel"
"Oscar Bait"
"Chainsaw Buffet 3"
They all sound terrible.

[Beans]

Wow.
...
How 'bout the slashery one? Might be hilariously awful.

[Durp]

Why not?
Electified Vulture Movie Theater takes no responsibility for any injuries during movie.
Blath pays the man.
Let's go.

[Beans]

She goes.
Why'd they name this place the Electrified Vulture anyway?

[Durp]

Dunno. Creator's probably drunk.
(( Hey, i'm clean! ))
They walk into the theater, and put in the disc.
Okay, you ready?

[Beans]

Yeah.
Did Rob Zombie direct this?

[Durp]

Christ, I hope not.
I low hum is heard, and they're in a small bar, eating lunch.
Ooh, neat.

Oh, it's such a relief that Johnny isn't here, huh, baby?
Yeah. Wanna go back to my place?
Oh, Phil, you're such a stud.

[Beans]

Whoa.
...
She reaches for one of the potato skins. I love those. Mm, all cheddery and chivey and bacony...

[Durp]

The radio blares.
To all citizens within Hapless City, beware! Johnny Chainsawesome has recently escaped Hapless Asylum!

*Gasp* Do you think he'll come here?!
Nah, not a chance.

(( ... Okay, that has officially become my favorite name ever, and is going to be used as an actual character. This guy is now a memetic badass. ))

[Beans]

Tater skin! Nom.
Oh no, what ever shall they do, filler dialogue goes here.

[Durp]

Are you sure we should still be here? Maybe we should be trying to kill him?
You're right, baby. Let's kill all these people first.
Oh, you sick little animal, I love it when you talk like that.
They pull out guns and start shooting patrons.
That's a twist. We should duck.

[Beans]

She does duck.
Nom.
Nom.
I'm hungry now.
Plot twist.
What's next, they introduce a magical chameleon who kicks babies?

[Durp]

That's in Attack Of The Flying Birds.
Suddenly, JOHNNY CHAINSAWESOME bursts into the room. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J16kjOZ4ac)
YOUR SPREE ENDS HERE, VILLAINS!
NO, YOU!
A chainsaw and gun battle ensues. It's quite entertaining.

[Beans]

She offers him a potato skin. Yum!
Woo!

[Durp]

Eventually he chainsaws the two in half, as expected. He takes the potato skin.
Thanks, young lady. And remember, kids, kill Neo-Nazis in your spare time.
The movie ends.
WOO!!!

[Beans]

...
That was so bad, it was awesome.

[Durp]

Yeah...
He jots something down in his journal.
So now what?

[Beans]

Eh... dunno.
What d'you wanna do?

[Durp]

Wanna go to the beach?

[Beans]

At night. Cool.
Maybe they'll see Chris and Sarah having a chaste and genuinely touching moment that Bubble will take out of hand... wait, no.
Sure.
She smiles at him.

[Durp]

Or Chris and his first girlfriend making out.
Seriously, Bubble. What the hell, man.

Let's go.

[Beans]

Does that make Vo his... 0th (0st? 0rd?) girlfriend?

Zoom! To the beech!

[Durp]

Correction: First TOWN girlfriend.