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RationalGoblin
2009-09-27, 07:24 PM
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Introduction:
Hello everyone, I am RationalGoblin, and I will be playing Crusader Kings, as the von Hohenstaufen dynasty. I hope this concept is interesting enough for people to care about, as I'm very interested in it.

What is Crusader Kings?:
Crusader Kings is a real-time historical simulation game made by Paradox Entertainment. It is one in a series of games intended to take a country from the legendary year of 1066, all the way to 1966. Obviously, history will be different, because the game can't anticipate everything that happened in history. So, the world might look quite different by the time we're done. To be helpful, I will explain the mechanics of Crusader Kings as we play.

Who will you be playing as, and when?

I will be playing as the Hohenstaufen dynasty, a Swabian (Central German) noble family that produced three Holy Roman Emperors, including the legendary Fredrick Barbarossa, hence the thread title. I will start play the day after the Battle of Hastings, on December 26th, 1066.

Will you have any mods to the game?

Why yes indeed, I will have two mods. First, the expansion to Crusader Kings, Deus Vult, which fixes many bugs, and makes many things more historically accurate. Second, the Alternative Scenario mod, which fixes more bugs, changes the art around, AND allows me to play two different scenarios BEFORE Hastings, but I won't be playing those.

How quickly are you hoping to update?

Hopefully, at least once a week, maybe more. I have school, but it isn't very intensive, so I should have time to update this.

To make this a "Let's Play", instead of a "Watch me Play", are you going to let the readers make choices?

Yes, for major events in the game, I will allow readers to vote one what they want to see happen. However, I reserve the right to veto the vote if it will utterly ruin me.

That having been said; Let's Play, Crusader Kings!

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Here is my Count, Friedrich von Hohenstaufen. He starts as the count of St. Gallen (in German, Sankt Gallen). He is only 17, and unmarried, which is good. I can find a wife, and soon start having loads of heirs to inherit the Hohenstaufen name. He can call upon less than 500 soldiers, mostly spearman and peasant troops, with a few men-at-arms and knights.

He has three traits, Decitful, which improves his Intrigue (your assassination skill, as well as your ability not to be murdered), Forgiving, which decreases his Martial (fighting) stat, while improving his Diplomacy (how much everyone likes you.) His third and only education trait is Naive Wire-Puller, which decreases his Stewardship (how easily you can keep money), Martial, and Diplomacy stats, while improving his Intrigue by a little bit. A terrible trait.

See those Coins? That means that Friedrich has 25 ducats, the currency in the game. The Crown means he has 100 Prestige, which is what you need to stand out amongst your peers. The cross is Piety, 100 of it to be exact, and means how much you like the Church and how much the Church likes you.

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And here is St. Gallen. Not the richest province, but not the poorest, either, especially once we get a good steward. St. Gallen is ruled according to the traditional laws of the people, and the inheritance of the Hohenstaufens is passed from father to son. Friedrich recently raised taxes to the highest levels allowed by the law, and similarly reduced his donations to the Church, offering the excuse that "I must gain an advantage over my rivals somehow" while the gold piles up in the vault of the Hohenstaufens.

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And here is Heinrich Von Franken, Holy Roman Emperor, and the master of over twenty-five vassals, including the Duke of Swabia, our own liege. And now, after this charming explanation, the in-character part of this LP will begin!

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In the waning days of 1066, and the beginning of 1067, there was no sign, no omen, no thought of any kind pertaining to the idea that the Hohenstafun line could one day become the lords of Germany. Controlling only the tiny province of St. Gallen, there was little way of advancement for the German Count beyond rebelling, and that would lead to a messy end. So, the Hohenstaufen scion needed to bide his time and wait for the opportune moment to strike.

To occupy his time, he sought a wife.

Needing a good steward, Friedrich decided to kill two birds with one stone, and marry an Italian with an eye for money.

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Yeah, I don't know why Friedrich's mug keeps popping up either.

The Prince-Bishop of Siena consented to the marriage, and soon Friedrich was no longer a bachelor.

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And as couples are wont to do, they were soon expecting a child.

Over the months, little happened to St. Gallen, except for a bishop from Rome arriving in the county on orders of the Pope, and asking if he could preach to the people.

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Not having any reason not to, and fearing the wrath of the Church if he did not, Friedrich allowed the bishop to set up in St. Gallen, becoming his personal cleric.

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A month later, the merchants and burghers of St. Gallen came to Friedrich with a petition to ban the unwashed and disgusting peasants from selling goods with the walls of St. Gallen.

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The cunning Friedrich readily acquiesced to the demand, knowing that the burghers provided fearsome spearmen for his army, and that they gave him much more money then the peasants.

A few months passed, and Friedrich became aware of a rivalry beginning to develop between himself and a fellow vassal of the Duke of Swabia.

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Rivalries are a new addition to the Crusader Kings Deus Vult Expansion. Basically, it means you get more events relating to your rival, especially hostile events like claiming his title. This is especially good for me, because if I can take this guy's title of Count of Tirol, I'm one step closer to Dukedom.

In July of 1067, the inevitable happened: Matilda di Canossa, rival to Emperor Heinrich, and Duchess of Toscana, rebelled against Imperial rule, starting the Rebellion Wars.

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Being the Papal favorite, she received no condemnation from the Church, unlike many other rulers.

However, with such a tiny army, Friedrich could do nothing to capitalize on the Duchess's revolt. So, while he kept a close eye on the war, he did not obssess about it, and in fact, resolutely kept his troops in St. Gallen, expecting to be left out of the whole mess.

However, he soon received a German refugee from the young war.

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Allowing the man to take refuge in St. Gallen, he made the warrior his marshal, commander of the few men in the service of the Hohenstaufens.

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As Toscana burned, with the thousands of Imperial soldiers from every province marching on the Duchess, the cunning Friedrich simply waited for an end to the war.

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Happily, a son was born to the Hohenstaufens in August, a little boy named Bernhard.

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Thinking about his son's birth, Friedrich realized just how far he would need to go to make his family all-powerful in Germany. This realization humbled him immensely.

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Friedrich's prediction that he would not be involved in the Duchess Rebellion was correct; in the spring of 1068, the rebellious Matilda was defeated, and stripped of her lands and titles.

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With the slightly troubling matter of the Duchess over, Friedrich turned to matters of family. He decided to raise Bernhard himself, rather then ship the boy off to the nannies or monks.

This update is getting rather long, so I will just say that you can raise your children in different ways, and I am raising Bernhard personally.

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Of course, Bernhard asked the typical questions one would expect of a child, and all was well.

The months seemed to fly by, as absolutely nothing happened to the Hohenstaufens, and Friedrich continued to pile up gold for his own use. That is, until September of 1070.

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The Duke of Carthintia had peacefully declared independence from Emperor Heinrich, and as luck would have it, had a vassal, the Count of Bresigau, whose lands lay somewhat close to St. Gallen.

As 1070 drew to a close, Friedrich had a choice: Claim the lands of Bresigau, and face a certain attack by the rebellious Duke, while contending with the Emperor for control over the lands, or leave well enough alone, possibly passing up an opportunity for land and glory.

End of Update.
Vote time! There are two options:

A: Attack the Count of Bresigau and risk contending against Duke and Emperor.
B: Leave the Count alone, passing up possible Hohenstaufen lands, but risking nothing.

Thane of Fife
2009-09-27, 07:35 PM
Ooh, this looks like it will be interesting. I did not know that Paradox had a medieval era game - I will have to see if I can get a-hold of a copy of that.

And I say go for that rebel's land! After all, you don't intend to have your descendants rule over a smaller empire, do you?

Juhn
2009-09-27, 08:34 PM
...I don't have the slightest idea what this game is, but I vote for expansion. Assuming we have a chance of victory, anyway.

Athaniar
2009-09-28, 11:14 AM
Sure, let's attack. What could possibly go wrong?
Not sarcasm, I really think you should attack.

IrrationalSpork
2009-09-28, 06:43 PM
Expanded my boy expand


PS you also cover the choice that can be made, We would like to see what other choices can be made. Example is the one when the kid asks about babies

RationalGoblin
2009-10-03, 06:55 PM
Thane: But of course not! Friedrich's descendants will rule farther then the eye can see, or nothing!

Juhn: This is Crusader Kings, one of the greatest games of all time. And you're right. We don't really have a chance of victory, but at least we can try!

Lord Xavius: Heh. You have no idea of what can happen in this game...

So the votes all point to "attack" for the first real fight of the Hohenstaufens!

The First Battle

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While the old Duke of Carinthina had died, and his son, formerly the Count of Bresigau had inherited everything, Friedrich von Hohenstaufen's plans for conquest went on, as ancient claims on Bresigau were "found" in the Hohenstaufen library, and the army of St. Gallen was mobilized.

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However, the Duke had far more troops at his command than Friedrich had, so the always-cunning Count decided to simply wait for the Emperor's troops to crush the Carinthinan soldiers under their heel, and hope that the supposedly vengeful Duke wouldn't crush him while he kept his troops in St. Gallen.

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An amusing side affect of the first battle of the war was that Friedrich's liege died in the first battle. While in most circumstances, this would be perfect for a disloyal vassal like Friedrich, right then, he needed the soldiers of the Emperor to achieve his goals. So, while hiding from the conflict in St. Gallen, Friedrich swore loyalty to the child-Duke of Swabia, his new master.

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Friedrich's ploy was successful; so successful in fact, that he didn't even need to be present at the Siege of Bresigau. Thousands of Imperial troops did the job for him, and soon, Bresigau fell to the Duchy of Swabia, without Friedrich setting a foot in it.

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Observing that the capital of his enemy was undefended, Friedrich seized the opportunity, and soon besieged Karnten using his own troops.

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Of course, before long, his desperate assault against the walls of Karnten was repelled by the Rebel Duke and his nearly five thousand soldiers. Friedrich was forced to flee.

This event would be repeated twice over the next year, but finally, in March of 1072, Friedrich achieved his goal. The Carinthinan Duke sued for peace with the Duke of Swabia, ceding Bresigau. Friedrich's young liege immediately gave the looted and burned province to his loyal vassal.

Bresigau was now the property of the Hohenstaufens.

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Aside from the taxes from Bresigau streaming into the coffers of the Hohenstaufens, not much happened until June of 1072, when a son, Rupprecht, was born to Friedrich, immediately before a small knightly tournament played out amongst several German Counts.

Werner von Hapsburg, the Count of Aargau (who, in another world, would be the ancestor of the legendary Hapsburg Emperors), insulted Friedrich, claiming that the Hohenstaufens were descended from a Hungarian horse-boy.

The outraged Friedrich demanded that the Hapsburg Count take the insult back, or face the consequences.

The Count would not, claiming that, as a direct vassal of Emperor Heinrich, he was not accountable to "a noble of such lower class". Friedrich, further enraged, laid claim to the title of Aargau, swearing that one day, the unworthy Count would be stripped of his lands, and the Hohenstaufens would rule over the Hapsburgs.

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Werner von Hapsburg, Count of Aargau. Now say that ten times fast.


Unfortunately, the rude Count had a point. As a vassal of the Emperor, Werner wasn't accountable to a lowly noble such as Friedrich. Thus, the Hohenstaufen scion needed patience, for he could not rid Werner of his title at that time.

Again, the months passed by slowly, and gold piled up in the vaults of St. Gallen. Little could make Friedrich unhappy, except for his son's slowness in speech. However, Friedrich was not an unforgiving man (except around the Hapsburgs), and let young Bernhard take his time in learning to talk, despite the possible consequences.

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However, the Hohenstaufen heir had no problem in learning how to speak, indeed becoming stubborn in his drive for proper speech.

As usual, the years went by quickly, Friedrich's caution leading him to stay out of most wars. By the eve of 1067, the looted Bresigau had recovered, and Friedrich's only concern was to sire more children, gain more riches, and bide his time.

And so, even as the Italian Dukes of the Holy Roman Empire began to revolt against Emperor Heinrich, the Hohenstaufen lands were stable, large for a Count, and slowly growing stronger...

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What could the next 10 years hold for the Hohenstaufens?

IrrationalSpork
2009-10-05, 07:56 PM
War and plauge?

RationalGoblin
2009-10-09, 10:46 PM
Bad news everyone, I'm moving to a new computer (this one is ancient, and will probably go kaput soon), and I cannot transfer the CK files to the new computer.

So I'll have to end this LP here. A shame, I was looking forward to ruling Germany as the Hohenstaufens.

But, if anyone wants to create their own Crusader Kings LP, they'll get my support in doing do.

Thane of Fife
2009-10-10, 07:50 AM
Wow, I completely missed that other update. Good stuff, and unfortunate that such will have to come to an end.

If I had a copy of Crusader Kings, I might take you up on that, but I do not. Hearts of Iron, perhaps.

And out of curiosity, had anything major happened in the wider world? Norman invasions, for example?

RationalGoblin
2009-10-10, 09:53 AM
Wow, I completely missed that other update. Good stuff, and unfortunate that such will have to come to an end.

If I had a copy of Crusader Kings, I might take you up on that, but I do not. Hearts of Iron, perhaps.

And out of curiosity, had anything major happened in the wider world? Norman invasions, for example?

Nothing much, mostly the fall of the Byzantines (they possessed few possessions in Asia Minor, last time I checked), The Duke of Apulia becoming the King of Sicily, The Seljuk Turks smashing everything in their way to bits. The usual for CK. I didn't play long enough for any really weird things that happened.

Oh, I remember! The King of Hungary smashed around the Russian Princes a bit, and took several Prince titles in Russia. He seemed to be getting close to controlling half of Russia.

For the Norman Invasions, I played the scenario where it had already happened, so I didn't comment on it.