Birthdays. Don't talk to me about birthdays.

[Dr. Bath]

And so, as the plastic duck of destiny has been sunk by the loofah of fate, and Old Father Time has gone wrinkly in the bath water of eternity, it must be time to pick out the short hairs of hope from the plug hole of infinity. Looks like it's my (and Ethreal's, but I haven't seen him in a while) birthday.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpg

Huzzah.

[Eon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Recaiden]

Happy Birthday! Congratulations to our favorite bathtub.:smallbiggrin:

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Happy birthday, you old bathtub jockey.

In fact, happy birthday FOR EVERYONE!

*throws around confetti*

[Alteran]

Happy birthday, Archimedes Dr. Bath!

[Green Bean]

Happy Birthday!
How long do you figure until someone posts that PBF comic? :smalltongue:

[Starscream]

Hooray for getting older!

I myself plan to go quite mad right around retirement age. My goal in life is to be able to act like Professor Farnsworth and have people dismiss it as me just being old.

[Crimmy]

Happee Berfday!
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

[Alteran]

How long do you figure until someone posts that PBF comic? :smalltongue:

I'm guessing it'll be about 14 minutes after your post. :smallwink:

[EleventhHour]

Happy Birthday Doktor Bath!

You get a new rubber duckie for the tub. :smallbiggrin:

[Viera Champion]

Happy birthday!!!

[Thufir]

Happy birthday Bath.

[Gem Flower]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR. BATH!!! Congo rats to the bestest bathtub in the whole Playground!!!:smallbiggrin:

[Viera Champion]

I feel bad now because my happy birthday message isn't big and colorful like everyone elses.

[The Orange Zergling]

Oh hey, we share a birthday.

Happy birthday, everybody's-favorite-bathtub! :smallbiggrin:

[Trai]

Happy Birthday, Dr. Bath! (And whoever else might share his birthday!)

[Mauve Shirt]

Happy Birthday!!!! :smallbiggrin:

[Assassin89]

Happy Birthday to the bath-themed Brit (and to everyone who share the same birthdate)

[SurlySeraph]

Be thou benignly birthday'd, O Bathiest of Baths!

[MethosH]

That image... That poor bear... :smalleek::smallfrown:

[Fiendish_Dire_Moose]

Congratulations. As a Frenchman once said, "Now the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker."

[TRM]

That image... That poor bear... :smalleek::smallfrown:
That picture is so sad. It made me cry. :smallfrown:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BATHEY!!!

[EndlessWrath]

i feel i'm a tad late by oh.. a few hours in doing so... but Happy Birthday Dr. Bath! hope its a good one. just remember, the cake is a lie...

-Wrath

[SDF]

I GOT YER BIRTHDAY RIGHT HERE! /brooklynbirthday

[Shikton]

Happy birthday! :) Here's a random picture of a dog with a party hat, hope you enjoy it.


http://blog.feefifoto.com/images/2008/02/27/party_hat_l.jpg

[Mercenary Pen]

*Gives birthday salute*

Many happy returns.

Okay, that's sorted him out, now just need to deal with Prof. Sink's anniversary next week

[Fredthefighter]

Happy birthday Dr.Bath! Have a great day!
:smile:

[Serpentine]

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpgThey crop this picture too much. Just around the corner:
http://www.mypersonalizedbears.com/Bear_Clowns.gif
Also, that was brilliant! :smallbiggrin:

Hoppy Boffday, and enjoy your AFONAL :smallsmile:

[Nameless]

Happy birthday, you sarcastic, cynical Doctor. :smalltongue:

[Anuan]

Happy birthday to you =D

[V'icternus]

Happy Birthday! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzXO_5e8oO0)

Once a year we celebrate,
with stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers ‘round,
and gifts and laughter do abound.
And we let out a joyful sound
and sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!
Now you’re one year older.
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn’t over.
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year, I guess that’s good enough.

So let’s drink to your fading health,
and hope you don’t remind yourself,
your chance of finding fame and wealth,
decrease with every year.
‘Cause if you feel you’re doing laps,
and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that someday perhaps
your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You’re starting to get fatter.
Happy birthday!
It’s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,
then you could live like Walt Disney.
And live for all eternity,
inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set.
This is the only life you get.
And though it hasn’t ended yet,
sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money.
Happy birthday!
Your life’s so sad it’s funny.
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Dear...

Uh...

*Checks name* Oh, right...

Dr. Bath!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happy birthday, have a batherithific day!

[Kaelaroth]

Happy Birthday matey. :smallsmile:

[Elder Tsofu]

Happy birthday o thou born in the season of rich orange and red. :smallsmile:

[Mordokai]

Happy birthday matey. Here's one to your health and to many more bashed zombie skulls :smallbiggrin:

[Zar Peter]

Happy Bathday!

I'll take your avatar for this week because of it! Long life the Bath!!!

[Dr. Bath]

Thank you for the kind words. It was not however the best birthday. I slept for most of it then only went out for a couple of hours with the sole person in manchester who both remembered my birthday and could be bothered to get out of bed.

I got a book about clouds. That's it.

It was ok as birthdays go. I guess. Most people forgot though.

[Pika...]

And so, as the plastic duck of destiny has been sunk by the loofah of fate, and Old Father Time has gone wrinkly in the bath water of eternity, it must be time to pick out the short hairs of hope from the plug hole of infinity. Looks like it's my (and Ethreal's, but I haven't seen him in a while) birthday.

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/sadbear1.jpg

Huzzah.

So how much time you figure you have left?


ps. That image made me sad. :smallconfused:

[Dr. Bath]

I dunno. Forty years. Give or take. If I last longer than that the risk of heart attack and chance of going blind go through the rood though. It's not so bad.

That would be because it is a depressing depressing picture courtesy of nedroid picture diary which summed up my feelings for today quite succinctly.

[Deathslayer7]

Happy Birthday Bath!

*apoligies for the late wishes. didn't see the thread. <.<

[Pika...]

I dunno. Forty years. Give or take. If I last longer than that the risk of heart attack and chance of going blind go through the rood though. It's not so bad.

Genetic issues I see?

When is natural selection finally going to make a comeback in our species. :smallannoyed:



That would be because it is a depressing depressing picture courtesy of nedroid picture diary which summed up my feelings for today quite succinctly.

Don't feel so bad.

I actually forgot my own birthday last year. Remember at like 2:00am in the next morning. :smallsmile:

[Trog]

*Belated Bath Birthday Bear Hug* :smallbiggrin:

[Coplantor]

Congratulations Bathman! Have a happy birthday!