Dodgeball: Red vs Green (Don't fail Phys Ed)

[Orzel]

FWEEET!
Coach Orzel here!

We're playing dodgeball.
Normal rules.
Get hit, you're OUT!
Catch the ball, bring someone back in the game.
2 teams of equal players. Red and Green
Start with 3 balls each team.
48 Hour rounds.

PM your defensive strategy (dodge, lurk, run). Post your type (normal, loner, wimp, sporty) and team ( Red or Green)

Those with the ball (Post in thread your throw and target)
Quick Throw: Hits dodgers, lurkers catch it
Aimed Throw: Hits runners, dodgers catch it
Power Throw: Hits lurkers, runners catch it
Assist Throw: Aid a thrower. His/her throw won't be caught.
Trick Throw: Hits strategy switchers, non-switchers catch. Cannot be assisted.
Block: Balls thrown at you miss unless assisted.
Awesome throw: Hit anyone regardless of strategy or type. Costs an Awesome point. Post in thread as a block and PM me that you are awesome throwing.

Those without the ball: (Post in thread)
Do nothing: You do nothing
Taunt: You taunt. 3 taunts grants an awesome point.
Change strategy: Post in thread as doing nothing and PM me your new strategy.
Protect: You become the target of all throws against an ally.
Awesome Mode: Balls thrown at you are caught regardless of strategy or type. Costs an Awesome point. Post in thread as doing nothing and PM me that you are awesome moding.

In the case of mutiple throws on one target, catches go before hits.

Types:
Normal- Normal rules
Loner- Can't be assisted or assist others. Can't be hit by not assisted throws.
Wimp- Can't catch. Throws can't be caught.
Sporty- Start with a awesome point. Can't taunt.

Sign up.

Player list

The Bookworm
Teh Sheen
Oddity (loner)
Megafox
Master of Mockery (sporty)
billtodamax (loner)


Geesi
Mordokai
Opeth_Freak (sporty)
Shadowhisper (loner)
Dirk Kris (sporty)
calar (loner)

[The Bookworm]

Ooh! Pick me, Coach! (Except that I'm a wimp.)

[Guancyto]

This looks like it could be fun.

I think I'm pretty Normal.

Oh, by the way, if someone does an Awesome Throw at someone who is in Awesome Mode... what happens? O'Chul?

[TehSheen]

Nice, I think I want to join this Dodgeball round!

I'd like to be on team Red and I think I'm Normal.

[Vwulf DeMarcus]

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

(I'm a Loner on team Green)

[Oddity]

This Loner like the look of Red
(what?... no... the balls can stay on the other side of the court thankyou very much.)

[Fawkes]

Normal on glorious RED!

[Opeth_Freak]

According to the RL truth, add me as a Sporty to whichever team :smallsmile:

[Mordokai]

Normal on team green.

[Orzel]

Okay. It's good idea to choose a team captian(s) to create strategy or decide who throws.
Or you can go with ball socialism and share the throws.
Or go nuts in a free for all.

Note: Your defensive strategy remains thought unless you switch in game.

Ballhogging is allowed but someone has to throw each round.
Cheaters do push-ups AND laps!

[The Bookworm]

Cheaters do push-ups AND laps!
*gasp* *faint*

[MasterofMockery]

Please count me in either team as sporty

[calar]

I'm in, and Ive always liked Green, but I'm a bit of a loner.

[billtodamax]

Red needs more loners!

Also: This looks like a really fun game.

[Orzel]

PM your defensive strategies.

[Dirk Kris]

I think I wanna be on the GREEN TEAM. Can I be the flirty, pretty girl all the boys rush to defend? If not, then sporty works.

[Orzel]

6 on 6!

needs more players.

Anyone who does not send me their strategy is defaulted to runners. Don't worry, since I'm the only one who knows who didn't send me their strategy.

Just for Dirk Kris, I add Protect. in the first RL group, we broke protect. I doubt that'll happen here.

[Orzel]

Well we can work 6 vs 6. Just start with 2 balls each.

If everyone accepts that, We can start.

[Mordokai]

Works for me.

[Opeth_Freak]

Sure thing, coach!

[TehSheen]

No need to ask me Coach, you're the coach!
But sure, let's start!

[The Bookworm]

*sigh* Yes, Coach Orzel.

[billtodamax]

Put me in, coach, I'm ready!

[TehSheen]

Go Team Red!. You Greens don't have a chance. :smallbiggrin:

[Orzel]

Okay then.

Dodgeball game starts now.

2 balls to the green team
2 balls the the red team
Post throws here.

Ready.
Set.
GO!
FWEEEEET!

[billtodamax]

Grab ball-Quick Throw-Geesi!

[Vwulf DeMarcus]

Grab a ball and Quick Throw at Master of Mockery.

[The Bookworm]

Grab ball-Quick Throw-Dirk Kris

[MasterofMockery]

I do nothing

[TehSheen]

I shall taunt.

"Come on, Green team! You have to do better then that, right?"

[Opeth_Freak]

Grab ball - aimed throw at TehSheen.

[calar]

I taunt. .

[billtodamax]

Let's see some creative taunting, huh?

Your mother was originally the son of a thosand screams of terror and a tray of small raspberry pudding before the operation!

:smalltongue:

EDIT: NB: I'm not taunting. This is just a call for creative taunting.

[Oddity]

Taunt.
(mini-speech)

My name is Oddyseus Dodge Ball. Commander of the team of the north, and the red legions. Loyal servant to the true narrator; Orzel the man.
Father to a ninja-ed son. Husband to a dodge-balled wife. But I will have my vengeance, in this round or the next.
On my signal... Unleash hell

[Dirk Kris]

Taunt - Teh Sheen
"Your side is red, my side is green, I hope your whole team sucks as much as TehSheen!"

[Fawkes]

Taunt - moon the other team.

[TehSheen]

"My team must not suck then, because I'm awesome!"
Did someone just throw a ball at me? Hit me with your best shot! :smallbiggrin:

[Guancyto]

Hey, can Loner types protect?

Also, doing nothing.

[Mordokai]

Taunt the other team.

[Orzel]

ROUND ONE!

Teh Sheen, Oddity, Calar, Mordokai, Dirk Kris all taunt and are at one taunt each.

Billtodamax jumps at one of the dodge balls and makes a swift toss to Gessi's chest. He misses.

Shadowhisper grabs a ball from his side and tosses at Master of Mockery. The ball darts over it's target head but Master of Mockery jumps high and cradles in his arms.
That's how you do it! That's how we'll get the championship! Shadowhisper, you're OOOOUT! FWEET! Master of Mockery you can call back someone on your team.

Opeth Freak grabs a ball and focuses. He toss the ball with great precision but his target, Teh Sheen sidestep and grabbed it.
FWEET! Opeth Freak Out! Teh Sheen gets a call back.

The Bookworm swifly tosses a ball at Dirk Kris, She tries to hide but the ball connect with her leg. She's out.
OUT! FWEEET!

Bench: Opeth Freak, Shadowhisper, Dirk Kris.

RED is AHEAD!
Green Team, ouch. PICK IT UP. Use your strengths.
The game isn't over.

[The Bookworm]

If I can...
Grab a ball and quick throw at Mordokai!

[Vwulf DeMarcus]

*snip*
[/COLOR]Shadowhispher grabs a ball from his side and tosses at Master of Mockery. The ball darts over it's target head but Master of Mockery jumps high and cradles in his arms.
That's how you do it! That's how we'll get the championship! Shadowhispher, you're OOOOUT! FWEET! Master of Mockery you can call back someone on your team.
*snip*

Bolded parts: :smallconfused::smallfrown:

Shadowhispher?

[calar]

Grab ball, quick throw at TehSheen.

[Orzel]

Bolded parts: :smallconfused::smallfrown:

Shadowhispher?

Oops.
My bad, son.
No laps, today okay.

[Fawkes]

Hey, uh, I taunted, too.

[billtodamax]

I'll taunt.

*throws socks at* Eat socks you heartless donkey-knifers!

[Oddity]

Pick up ball, quick throw at Dirk Kris. Opeth_Freak :smallbiggrin:

"Yeah!"
(not a taunt... more of a tennis player's grunt)

Edit:
thanks Mechafox... I didn't pay attention to the actual benchees... just who was winning :smallredface:.

Hitting a benched player would be funny though. :smallamused:

[TehSheen]

I am going to blockprotect MasterofMockery for this round.

[Fawkes]

I'm going to taunt again, and hopefully will get my other taunt's awesoe point as well.

"Hey everyone! LOOK AT MY BUTT!"
*moons*

[Guancyto]

Got another ball on green side, right?

Grab ball - assist Calar.

Edit: Oh right, bloody loners. Trick Throw at MasterofMockery, then.

[Fawkes]

Also, Oddity, I'd avoid throwing the ball at benched players.

[Opeth_Freak]

No, why? It was a pretty funny thing to do, as I remember from my dodgeball games :smalltongue: Although it will probably end with laps and/or push-ups... :smallwink:

[Fawkes]

Well, it's a waste of a ball, for one thing. :smalltongue:

[billtodamax]

I'm going to taunt again, and hopefully will get my other taunt's awesoe point as well.

"Hey everyone! LOOK AT MY BUTT!"
*moons*

3 taunts gives one awesome point.

[Fawkes]

3 taunts gives one awesome point.

You know what I meant.

[MasterofMockery]

I do nothing,

"C'mon red, we can win."
Not a taunt, but weak RPing

[billtodamax]

Hey all! Bill'll be away for three days or so. I'll be up at Brisbane and might get some internet access, but please don't auto me. If TehSheen could take over my actions, that'd be great.

[Mordokai]

I'll... taunt again?

Sure, why not.

[Orzel]

Had something unexpected to do yesterday. Update in about 12 hours when I ge back from work.

[Orzel]

Round 2!!Mordokai, and Mechafox both taunt and gain one point each, two total.

The Bookworm dives for a ball and with a flick of the limp wrist, tosses it at Mordokai. Mordokai would have caught it if The Bookworm knew how to throw.
Arm-strength training later, sonny.

Gessi throws a curveball at Master of Mockery. The braking ball comes fast at the shifting Master and ..

What's this? Teh Sheen jumps in front of the ball and tries to catch it .And he does.
OUT FWEET Geesi is out. Teh Sheen gets to call back an ally.

Calar quickly tosses a ball at Teh Sheen and hits the new hero.
OWT!. FWEET! Teh Sheen is out!

Odidty quickly beans Opeth_Freak in the arm. But he's on the bench.
Anyone does that again they are Owwwt!

Bench: Opeth Freak, Shadowhisper, Dirk Kris, Teh Sheen, Geesi

[MasterofMockery]

Protect Mechafox
"Guys let's give mechafox a chance to throw, he might do something awesome.

Power Throw at mordakai

Master of mockery flashes a Fonzie double thumbs up at TehSheen for saving his neck.

[calar]

I do nothing.

[Fawkes]

Oddity, you're an idiot. :smalltongue:

Looks like I need one more taunt! Hey, Mordokai! You SMELL!

[Oddity]

In my defense I did exactly the same thing as before...
O wait, that Isn't a defense :smallsigh:

I'll stick to taunting I think :smallbiggrin:

"Look you stupid ***tard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes I ave!"
"Loook!"
"Bah, tis nothing but a flesh wound"

*facepalm*
*attempt at facepalm, but no arms makes it harder*

[TehSheen]

"Woo! Go team red!" Also, can I do a set action where everytime I catch a ball, I randomly bring back someone from my team? I'm a bit lazy, as you can see.

[The Bookworm]

Quick throw at Mordokai if he's still in!

[billtodamax]

Taunt!
*leads entire team on a merry jaunt around the field, blowing a merry tune on the trombone*

Also: I taunted last round.

[Vwulf DeMarcus]

I'm going to be away by ~2:15 PST for ~10 days. Please don't auto me.

[Mordokai]

Taunt the third time, why not.

[Orzel]

Round 3! FWEET!
Mechafox makes his 3rd taunt and gets pumped!
Mordokai makes his 3rd taunt and is ready for action!
Billtodamax and Oddity both taunt. They are glowing at 2 taunts each.

The Bookworm makes a fast but weak toss at Mordokai that almost gets caught.
I'm gonna extra weights for your arms. RIGHT NOW!

Master of Mockery pulls back his sleeve and throw a bulklet at Mordokai, knocking him right in the gut.
FWEET OUT. Mordokai is out.

Bench: Opeth Freak, Shadowhisper, Dirk Kris, Teh Sheen, Geesi, Mordokai

Things don't look good for calar.

[Fawkes]

Time to get awesome.

*grabs a ball*

Time to go beyond impossible and kick reason to the curb. This ball is the ball that will pierce the heavens! Just who the hell do you think I am!?!

FINISHING MOVE! GIGA.... BALL.... BREAK!

*throws ball at Calar*

[billtodamax]

*taunts*

Oh Mecha, you're so... awesome!

[Oddity]

Taunting -> I NEED Awesomeness

"Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance! to come back here and tell our enemies: that they may take our lives but they'll never take... our freedom!"
blatantly stolen from braveheart.

[MasterofMockery]

Protect mechafox,

Also Orzel are you running another dodgeball game, because I would like to request a slo t

[The Bookworm]

I taunt the darkness!

[calar]

Yeah, Im dead. Grab ball power throw at Master of Mockery.

[Fawkes]

So... did I win? I demand closure!

[Oddity]

*Throws Fawkes at benched players*

[Fawkes]

Wheeeeeee-ouch.

[Fawkes]

I declare myself king of the dodgeball.

[billtodamax]

*coughs noisily for five minutes*

[Mordokai]

I declare myself king of the dodgeball.

*throws a smelly shoe at Fawkes*

[TehSheen]

*Makes a gatling gun that fires dodgeballs and unleashes them on the blue team*