Arena Tournament, Round 74: Kiranova vs. Dumb Fighter

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Arena Tournament, Round 74: Kiranova vs. Dumb Fighter

Map:
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XP Award: 300 XP
GP Award: 300 GP

Kiranova (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=143425) - Scorer
Dumb Fighter (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110) - Lubirio

All Combatants, please roll initiative and declare final purchases, if any

[Scorer]

Not you again! hahahahaha

:smalltongue:

Well, now you will pay here for all those poor little goblins you're ruthlessly killing

:smallyuk:

Rolling init
[roll0]

buy 1 potion of CLW and 1 potion Jump (100gp)

ready to go

[Lubirio]

not to mention possibly Oro. :smallwink:

I'll purchase a potion of faith healing at CL 1st, for 50gp, [roll0]

[Scorer]

I guess that's all for you... I'm starting. Good luck!

Kiranova 1st Turn



I start in M1 with grappling hook tied to a knotted silk rope in hand.

Free: Declare Dumb Fighter as Dodge opponent for the rest of Match

I throw grappling hook to the edge of L1

Use Rope (DC 14, using +2 for silk rope)
[roll0]

If succesful grappling, use accelerated climbing and get to halfway

Climb DC 0
[roll1]



End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ M1
Kiranova ended @ M1 (possibly climbing)
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

No consumable used yet

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 1

Start in M25.
Manifest Biofeedback, open the door in M24, then 5ft step into M24.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 1/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location M24
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 2nd Turn



Try again throwing grappling hook to the edge of L1

Use Rope (DC 14, using +2 for silk rope)
[roll0]

If succesful grappling, use accelerated climbing and get to halfway

Climb DC 0
[roll1]



End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ M1
Kiranova ended @ M1 (possibly climbing)
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

No consumable used yet

[Lubirio]

This is a nice tempo. :smallbiggrin:

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 2

Move to J13 with a double move.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, LoS please?

(and stats:)
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 1/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location M24
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 3rd Turn



Yet again I retry to throw grappling hook to the edge of L1

Use Rope (DC 14, using +2 for silk rope)
[roll0]

If succesful grappling, use accelerated climbing and get to halfway

Climb DC 0
[roll1]



End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ M1
Kiranova ended @ M1 (possibly climbing)
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

No consumable used yet

[Sallera]

Dumb:No LoS.

Kiranova:No LoS.

[Lubirio]

Refs:
Is the door open, or has he just disappeared?

[Sallera]

Dumb:The door is closed.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 3

Move to M4 with a double move, will of course revise if LoS is gianed somewhere.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 3/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location M4
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 4th Turn


End my climbing and hide prone after that

Accelerated Climbing
[roll0]

Hide [roll1]
Move Silently [roll2]
Spot [roll3]
Listen [roll4]



End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ M1 climbing
Kiranova ended @ L1 on top of wall prone hiding
HP 9/9
AC 19 23 vs ranged (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

No consumable used yet

[Sallera]

Kiranova:No LoS.

Dumb:No LoS.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 4

Open the door and wait for LoS...

Waiting on LoS, not done.

[Sallera]

Kiranova:You see your door open. Dumb Fighter is in M4.

Dumb:There's a rope and grappling hook hanging down from L1. No other LoS.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 4

Just a note on grappling hooks, if the use rope check is failed by 5 or more it secures, but doesn't hold the weight right, don't know if that happened, don't even know if that affects game-play at all, just a note.

I ready an action to move if I'm directly affected by anything my opponent does. (Including melee attacks/ranged attacks/AoE spells/other spells, etc. etc.)

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 4/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location M4
Psionic Focus Yes

[Sallera]

Dumb:No LoS. Well, aside from the rope.

Kiranova:Dumb readies an action.

[Scorer]

Oro 5th Turn


Stand up and retract grappling hook


End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ L1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ L1 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

No consumable used yet

[Sallera]

LoS established as Kiranova stands and pulls in the rope. Kiranova is in L1, Dumb in M4.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 5

Move to N1, then try to climb the wall, accelerated. (making a bet here...)
[roll0] (fail...) DC 10 (25 - 10 for opposite wall, -5 for perpendicular wall)

If I succeed, I'll be 15ft up the wall (out of 20ft).

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 5/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location N1
Psionic Focus Yes

[Sallera]

No opposite wall benefit in N1, just the corner; you have to be able to reach both walls. :smalltongue:

[Lubirio]

Ah, so no climbing for me. :smallfrown:

[Scorer]

Oro 6th Turn

Draw Alchemist Fire and throw it at Dumb Fighter!

Attackvs Touch AC
[roll0]
Damage
[roll1]
If Crit
[roll2]
Additional Crit Damage
[roll3]

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ L1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ L1 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Lubirio]

Hit, but no damage because of DR.

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 6

Move to behind the wall to your south (the H9-I9 one) and out of LoS
finish movement in I10, using up a double move at full speed.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 15/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 6/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 6/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location I10
Psionic Focus Yes

[Sallera]

DR doesn't apply to fire damage. And you haven't actually broken LoS to hide, so LoS is still present; Dumb in I10, Kiranova in L1.

[Scorer]

Kiranova 7th Turn (Why no one told me I was putting Oro? :smalltongue:)

First, the second fire damage

Fire Damage
[roll0]

Then I run to A1

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ L1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A1 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Lubirio]

So that 1 initial damage sticks, and I use 1 PP to negate the 4 damage just inflicted.

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 7

I'll move around the big wall in the west.
Finish movement in E12 (with a double move at full speed), I think I can make it from where I am, and I'm positive this time there's no LoS. :smallwink:

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 4/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 7/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location E12
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 8th Turn


Draw crossbow and reload it


End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ L1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A1 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Sallera]

Kiranova:No LoS.

Dumb:No LoS.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 8

Maybe it's predictable, but I'm going to climb the wall, there's no other way I'm gonna be able to damage Kiranova as I was stupid enough not to buy any kind of ranged weapon... (and I think Scorer knows this, unfortunately)

So: I move to F14, then try to climb 5ft up the wall in F15.

[roll0] DC10 (25-10[opposite walls]-5[perpendicular walls])

[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 4/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 8/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location F14
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 9th Turn

Run to A14.

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ A1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A14 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
39 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Sallera]

LoS established. Dumb Fighter is in F14, 5ft up the south wall.

[Lubirio]

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 9

Keep climbing and ignore the curious eyes from Kiranova. :smalltongue:

[roll0] DC10
[roll1] DC10
And I fall back down after having climbed 10ft... (falling damage?) :smallsigh:

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 4/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback Round 9/10
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location F14
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

I beleive so... that would be 1d6... but better wait for a ref for that

Kiranova 10th Turn

Shoot Dumb fighter!

Attack
[roll0]
Damage
[roll1]
If Crit
[roll2]
Additional Crit Damage
[roll3]

Move: Reload crossbow

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ L1 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A1 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
38 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Sallera]

Aye, that would be falling damage. [roll0], to be precise.

[Lubirio]

The attack misses, and the falling damage is negated by my DR.

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 10

Keep trying to climb up the south wall.

[roll0] DC10
[roll1] DC10

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, DR 2/-, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 4/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition Biofeedback, last round
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location F14
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 11th Turn

Reload crossbow and shoot again!

Attack
[roll0]
Damage
[roll1]
If Crit
[roll2]
Additional Crit Damage
[roll3]

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ A14 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A14 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
37 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Scorer]

I will be asking a LoA, I will return on Friday. Sorry to keep you waiting friend :smallfrown:

[Lubirio]

's alright, gives me time to think. :smallwink:

[Lubirio]

Alright, so the crit confirms, and I would take 8 damage, as my DR ran out last turn, so I use 2 PP to negate all the damage, and then take my turn.

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 11

I'm 10ft up the wall, and I keep climbing, I don't think my climbing is actually interrupted by the attack because I didn't take any damage. :smallbiggrin:
[roll0] DC10
[roll1] DC10
No process, but I don't fall...

Done, stats:
Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 2/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition None
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location F14
Psionic Focus Yes

My access to internet will be meager until the end of the weekend (starting friday), so don't DQ me please, as I'll be back on monday. :smallwink:

[Scorer]

So now you're taking a LoA eh? :smallannoyed: Very original no? :smallannoyed:

hahahahaha just kidding :smalltongue: Don't worry, it's ok... We will wait you in Draconic as well...

Kiranova 12th Turn

Reload and shoot!

Attack
[roll0]
Damage
[roll1]
If Crit
[roll2]
Additional Crit Damage
[roll3]

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ A14 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A14 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
36 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Lubirio]

I got temporary internet access at my host family for about 30 mins, I intend to use it. :smallwink:

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 12

Even against FF AC that's that's a miss. :smallcool:
I keep climbing...
[roll0]
[roll1]
(SWEET!)
In the rare case I succeed on both those rolls, I'll be on top of the wall, no longer Flat-Footed.

Done, stats:
No change:

Dumb Fighter #1 (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=157110)
Male TN Elan Psychic Warrior, Level 1, Init +2, HP 14/15, Speed 30ft
AC 16, Touch 12, Flat-footed 14, Fort +1, Ref +2, Will +4, Base Attack Bonus 0, Power Points 2/6
Greatsword +3 (2d6+4, 19-20/x2)
Chain Shirt (+4 Armor, +2 Dex)
Abilities Str 16, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 8, Wis 18, Cha 4
Condition None
Senses Spot: +4 Listen: +4
Location F14
Psionic Focus Yes

[Scorer]

Kiranova 13th Turn

Reload and shoot!

Attack
[roll0]
Damage
[roll1]
If Crit
[roll2]
Additional Crit Damage
[roll3]

End of Turn

STATS

Kiranova started @ A14 on top of wall
Kiranova ended @ A14 on top of wall
HP 9/9
AC 19 (10 +4 dex, +1 size, +3 monk, +1 dodge) Touch 19 FF 15
Dumb Fighter assigned as Dodge oponent for all match since turn 1
35 bolts left
10 bullets left

1 Alchemist Fire used, 3 remaining

[Lubirio]

I'm back again.
I'm now in F15, on top of the wall. :smallbiggrin:

Before I take my turn however, I want to know if going from F15 to D18 counts as a running start in jumping purposes.

[Scorer]

Welcome back friend! How was your trip?

On gaming issues, I beleive it does count if you want to jump to A22, which would be 25' to jump...

However let's wait for a Ref on that one...

[Lubirio]

My trip was great, I came back last night at 2:00am, and today I had to wake up at 5:30am for the closing ceremonies. :smallsigh:

Do you know MUN? (That's where I went, stands for Model United Nations)

If that's the case I'd have better luck going for the 10ft jump without a running start, making the DC 20 rather than 25. :smallbiggrin:

[Scorer]

Oh yes! I know MUN, that's great! My trip was to a place called "Lagos de Moreno" in which a cultural festival was taking place, I went to do the lighting of a theatrical show.

[Lubirio]

Nice, where is that place? :smallredface:

[Scorer]

It's a city in the state of Jalisco, at the center west area of Mexico.

[Lubirio]

I see, my conference was at The Hague, at the ISH (International School of The Hague), presumably the biggest one in the world. :smallbiggrin:

Anyway, I represented Saudi Arabia at the ECOSOC.

[Scorer]

After some research, I found where Hague is hehehehehe...

You posted your question in the waiting room, btw? maybe you can ask hustler in Draconic

[Sallera]

Needs to be in a straight line to count, so no.

[Lubirio]

Could walk over it with a successful balance check though?

If so, does the jump have to be in the same direction as the 'running start', which incidentally doesn't have to actually be ran...

[hustlertwo]

I don't know about the balance thing (I guess it's only necessary if you run?), but it is true that running starts don't have to involve actual running (and in fact rarely do, most people just do it as a move action). As for direction, you can go twenty feet back and then cover the same twenty feet again for your start, but that's about it. You can't go ten back and ten forward for a twenty foot running start, it would just be a ten. Hopefully that answers the question. If not...well, are you surprised?

[Lubirio]

Since we're not getting anywhere if I don't do anything, let's gamble a bit.

Dumb Fighter #1 - Round 13

Move to D18, then try and jump 10ft to A18.
[roll0] DC20
If I get at least 15 but not 20, I'll need a reflex to grab the edge: [roll1]

Waiting on result before I finish.

FAIL. :smallsigh:

[Lubirio]

So I fall down again, and take [roll0] falling damage. He then surrenders. :smallbiggrin:

[Scorer]

You surrender then? well, at least I don't have to kill you...

That's 2 - 0 for killing my poor goblin babies :smallyuk:


Good game, but try to buy at least a sling for the next time...

[Sallera]

High Ref Sallera

Dumb Fighter trips over his own feet, and Kiranova claims the victory.

[Lubirio]

I have made that mistake too many times, I will buy slings until I drown in them! (not literally, I hope :smalleek:) (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0412.html)