Test of SPite Exhibition Monk vs Borg Cube

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Alright the VoP Monk vs the Borg Cube

Buffs, Map, and other stuff are up to you since I don't know what you're little cube needs

[Signmaker]

QUICK! FLEE TO THE OUTER PLANES! SAVE YOURSELF!

I mean, ahrm.

[Thelas]

QUICK! FLEE TO THE FAR REALMS! SAVE YOURSELF!

I mean, have fun.

[sofawall]

Buffs rounds are irrelevant, as is map. Pick whatever is optimal for you.

Initiative: [roll0]


QUICK! FLEE TO THE FAR REALMS! SAVE YOURSELF!

I mean, have fun.

QUICK! FLEE TO THE OUTER PLANES! SAVE YOURSELF!

I mean, ahrm.

I do have Planeshift, actually.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Kinda hard to buff without items or anything but maybe map will help

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/9mm_fistcuffs/Untitled-2.gif

this looks cool

[sofawall]

Blue is water, red is lava? Or is blue a wall?

I'll start in yellow.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

I'll get green then, yeah, forgot to write it

Blue = Water
Red = Lava
White Squares inside Red = Borg Cube specific Sphere of Annihilation (lol j/k)

Your turn I guess

[sofawall]

Funny thing about a Sphere of Annihilation. If I run into one, I win. The Sphere is destroyed, not me. :D

Anyway, you do not see me anywhere. (Unless you have some method of sight you've not told me about).

I move to J9, 30 ft. underground.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

...how about if you touch it, Pun-Pun smites you for creating something too powerful

Nah, I'm just a normal human.

Is your turn over?

[sofawall]

Yes, my turn is over.

I also just realized with VoP as a monk, you are really going to have to surprise me to win.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Yeah... not likely to happen

Move to D8 and Flurry at squares P8, D17, and M17.

"WAVE FIST!!!"

I fly/teleport/appear out to those squares and hit whatever's in them. Now should something be in the way, I should be stopped by that and attack, I guess. The attacks ignore cover and concealment.

I'll post rolls if I hit something.

[sofawall]

Wait, the attacks ignore cover and concealment?

Do they ignore total cover?

In any case, I am not in any of those squares.

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Yeah, it ignores total cover, as per blood seeking from Complete Warrior

[lvl 1 sharnian]

Your turn

Sorry, if you've been waiting for me

[sofawall]

Yeah, it ignores total cover, as per blood seeking from Complete Warrior

Irritating. Too bad it won't work on me, though.

Anyway, a Prismatic walls pops out from under the ground, disintegrating the earth below you. Make 7 saves, as Prismatic Wall (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/prismaticwall.htm).

[lvl 1 sharnian]

...I'm sure there's no way I can make 7 saves, so... yeah... dead

[sofawall]

Only a couple of them will kill you outright, and the save is only DC 22.