Hellfire's XXX Thread

[HellfireLover]

Well, the day has come... I've reached the big THIRTY*. :smalleek:

I hereby pledge not to:


Drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
Make other people drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
Wear so much glitter it makes me look irradiated;
Forget that I'm not a teenager anymore;
Perve at people much younger than me in the You thread***;
Take myself seriously.


Happy birthday to me. I refuse to give up any of the other fun stuff, though. :smallwink:

*Sorry to anyone I lured in with my cunning use of Roman numerals.**
** Not really sorry, you filthy little monkeys.
*** Unlikely!!

[Trai]

Congrats Hellfire!! And a very happy birthday to you! :smallbiggrin:

[RabbitHoleLost]

*Sorry to anyone I lured in with my cunning use of Roman numerals.**

I...was so excited, too v.v

Happy birfday, Ms Hellfire.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Ya tricked me too! v.v


Grongrats..

[Flickerdart]

Ooh, triple-X Hellfire. That sounds like some good rum.

[Mauve Shirt]

Heehee. Excellent thread title. :smalltongue: Happy birthday!

[Mercenary Pen]

Many Happy Returns (and preferably not too many unhappy ones)

Hope your eye is doing better than it was.

[Trog]

Heh. Nice. Happy Birthday! :smallbiggrin:

[SMEE]

Happy birthday! :smallbiggrin:

In a few months, it'll be my turn to reach the big thirty! :smalleek:
Is scary!

But you'll have tons of fun, I am sure! :smallbiggrin:

[Perenelle]

Happy Birthday!! :smallbiggrin:

[Miraqariftsky]

Let the ages roll, let the seasons come
But you shall hold true in assured
Laughter, smiles and feasts
May ye never lack
In aught.

Happy birthday to ye, lady Hellfire.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Well, the day has come... I've reached the big THIRTY*. :smalleek:

I hereby pledge not to:


Drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
Make other people drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
Wear accessories which are too young for me (Piglet hair clips, anyone?);
Wear so much glitter it makes me look irradiated;
Forget that I'm not a teenager anymore;
Perve at people much younger than me in the You thread***;
Take myself seriously.


Happy birthday to me. I refuse to give up any of the other fun stuff, though. :smallwink:

*Sorry to anyone I lured in with my cunning use of Roman numerals.**
** Not really sorry, you filthy little monkeys.
*** Unlikely!!

*pervs right back at you* :smallwink:

*snuggles*...happy birthday. =3

[AtomicKitKat]

Well, it was either gonna be sex or booze.

You're a whole year and a day older than me! Well, actually, probably less than a day. Especially if you're living in the US.

Edit: Oops. Happy Birthday, O Lady of the Baatorian Flames!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Lady Hellfire lives in a fair valley in Ireland, if I remember correctly.

Great Britain, anyway.:smalltongue:

[d13]

Happeeh b-day to you, Lady Hellfire =)

[Moff Chumley]

Happy Birthday!

Got me also with that title... >.>

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

You really got me! You really got me!

Kinks aside, have a happy AFONAL day!

[Alteran]

I wasn't expecting what the title implied, but I had no idea what it actually would be.

Regardless! Happy birthday, have fun being old older than us but still rather young! :smalltongue:

[Nameless]

Happy days for you! *birthdayhugs*

[Anuan]

Congratulations on being generally pretty awesome!
Wait, it's your birthday?
Happy birthday as well! :smallbiggrin:

[Coidzor]

It did seem rather unlike you.

Well, happy birthday with the hubby.

[ThreadKiller]

http://www.lindyscakes.co.uk/bonfire.jpg

This thread needs cake! Happy anniversary for you birth! :smallsmile:

[Blaine.Bush]

I can't believe I'm the first to post this. Surely I've missed something.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

[Mystic Muse]

Lady Hellfire lives in a fair valley in Ireland, if I remember correctly.

Great Britain, anyway.:smalltongue:

yes. because that's so much better.:smalltongue:

[Rawhide]

*Sorry to anyone I lured in with my cunning use of Roman numerals.**
** Not really sorry, you filthy little monkeys.

Well... I was about to lock and dump the thread, then issue an instant ban infraction.

[HellfireLover]

Man, it took longer than I expected for the mods to jump on this. :smallwink: I'll never have the opportunity to do it again, though. :smallbiggrin: Hehehe...

Thanks Playground. I wuvs you all.

[Coidzor]

Lady Hellfire lives in a fair valley in Ireland, if I remember correctly.

Great Britain, anyway.:smalltongue:

Huh. I thought she was a Scot who had moved to Australia. :smallconfused:

[Mr. Mud]

*sues for false advertising* :smallfrown::smallsigh:

But seriously, Happy Birthday!

[loopy]

Drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
Then why go out at all? :smalleek:
Make other people drink copious amounts of tequila when I am out;
But thats how hilarity ensues! :smallbiggrin:
Wear accessories which are too young for me (Piglet hair clips, anyone?);
Sounds cute.
Wear so much glitter it makes me look irradiated;
So no Twilight impersonations in your future?
Forget that I'm not a teenager anymore;
Is being a teenager meant to be a good thing? Haha
Perve at people much younger than me in the You thread***;
Eh, go ahead, its only looking. :smallsmile:
Take myself seriously.
Thank the gods, seriousityness is over-rated.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Boo]

Well... I was about to lock and dump the thread, then issue an instant ban infraction.

Because she loves it when you punish her like that, oh yeah!

>> Sorry, I don't know why I said that.

Happy belated birthday wishes for you! *throws wishes* Catch them before they fly away, okay? They're hard to find! *grumbles about having to steal them from children since adults don't get them*

Until your wishes come true, drool over this thirty circle cake! (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/104773684_84f5fb2682.jpg) :P

[OverdrivePrime]

Happy Birthday Hellfire!

I'm with Flickerdart - you need to start making your own rum. And then share it.

[Gullara]

That is one suggestive thread title:smalltongue:

Happy birthday!

[Trog]

*pokes head back in thread*

Oh. Still a birthday thread, eh? Trog thought the topic might have... um... you know...

*looks around again to be sure*

Guess not.

*gestures over his shoulder with a thumb*

Trog'll just... uh... yeah.

*leaves again*

[Coidzor]

Happy Birthday Hellfire!

I'm with Flickerdart - you need to start making your own rum. And then share it.

Would that make it Roomshine?