View Full Version : [Any] - Awesome One-Liners

2009-12-01, 08:31 PM
Okay, this thread serves two purposes:

One - I need quotes by Samuel L Jackson (either while acting or while being himself) that I could use as one-liners for a character I will be running this weekend. The dungeon theme is "dinosaurs". I already have the well-known "Snakes on a Plane" line, though I will be using it as "Dinosaurs on a Plane (of existence)".

Two - What are some really awesome one liners you've delivered, either as a player or a DM? Please share! The world could use more witty one-liners.

2009-12-01, 08:33 PM
This might not be exactly what you're looking for, but there's a closed "biblical type" quotes thread with stuff either actually from the bible or other places. Now where is that thread... oh here it is (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=128933)

The Glyphstone
2009-12-01, 08:38 PM
I'd change it to 'Dinosaurs in a Dungeon' personally, but it's your call.

You could probably look to Bond for a lot of good cheesy one-liners...there's a reason they're called Bond One-Liners after all.:smallbiggrin:

2009-12-01, 08:42 PM
Watch Army of Darkness

it doesn't quite work but watch it anyway.

Zeta Kai
2009-12-01, 08:44 PM
Google is my friend. (http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_liner_jokes/index.html) Luckily, SE, so are you.

2009-12-01, 08:53 PM
I have tried Google, but my Google-Fu has failed me. For totally legitimate reasons, they have to actually be Samuel L. Jackson quotes for my purposes :smalltongue:. Mace Windu, Nick Fury, Deep Blue Sea and Snakes on a Plane are all possibilities, but I just can't seem to find anything.