Neverending Dungeon - Rag

[Tanaric]

The air surrounding you fairly hums with the residue of magic, an aftereffect of the spell that brought you to this place. A quick glance reveals that you are in a fairly spacious room, devoid of any life save for yourself. The sound of dripping water can be heard faintly, and the stone walls are slick with moisture. In complete defiance of logic, two torches are already lit, one hanging by each of the doors presumably leading out of the room.

Map:{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_|F_|G_
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There is a door at G-3, and another at F-6.

DM notes:3, 8, 11

[Derjuin]

After gathering my bearings, I pull out my greataxe and 10-foot pole, take a gander at the door at F-6, and roar. "RAWR! Rag no like defiance of logic! Rag smash door after Rag touch door with 10-foot pole. Rag extra careful with closed doors after dumby gnome pull trick on Rag."

Following my statement, I march over to the door and poke it several times with my 10-foot pole.

[Tanaric]

Your past lives have revealed many secrets to you, I see. :smalltongue:

You discharge the trap, then proceed to abuse the door for no particularly good reason.

[Derjuin]

"Gwahaha! Rag show door who's da boss." After sufficiently showing said door who is da boss, I open it and trudge through, replacing my 10-foot pole with my greataxe.

[Tanaric]

Opening the door reveals a hall that runs to the south for fifty feet before turning east. There is a door on the east side of the hall after twenty feet, and it splits west after thirty.

[Derjuin]

I'll run up to the door, take a step back in the hall I was just in (so I'm about 5 feet away from the door) and tap it a few times with my 10-foot pole.

[Tanaric]

Five feet south of the door you just left, you trip over a tripwire. The sound of stone grinding on stone fills the air.

[Derjuin]

I look around, trying to identify what's making the awful stone grinding noise.
"What Rag do now?! Dis because Rag didn't destroy door? Rag very happy to destroy door if door want to be destroyed..."

[Tanaric]

You don't see anything out of the ordinary.

[Derjuin]

I turn to face the door and, after smacking it a few times with my 10-foot pole, check to see if I can open it. If it's openable, I'll go through it.

[Tanaric]

Opening the door reveals the following room:{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_|F_
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There is a door at B-1, another at A-4, which you are just outside of, and a third at F-5, on the south side of the room.

Two seemingly human figures are seated around a small campfire in the room. Spot checks, please.

[Derjuin]

Spot check:

[roll0]

[Tanaric]

You realize that human 1 is actually an elf. A headband is wrapped around his ears, concealing his most distinguishing racial trait, but his delicate features give away his origins. He is wearing leather armor studded with metal, and is carrying a longsword and a buckler, with a longbow across his back. He smiles at you, as though at an inside joke.

Human 2 seems to be only a very attractive human, until you realize that you can see a row of needlelike teeth through the veil across his mouth. He too is wearing studded leather armor, and is carrying a rapier loosely in one hand, with a light crossbow hanging from his belt. He smiles too, a chilling expression that never reaches his eyes.

Roll initiative.

[roll0]
[roll1]

[Derjuin]

Initiative:

[roll0]

[Tanaric]

Waiting on your actions.

[Derjuin]

"You look at Rag funny. Rag no like funny face!" I move over to the human with needle-ish teeth and swing my battle axe at him.

[roll0]

(Damage roll in a spoiler in the case that I hit)

[roll1]

(Or would you prefer to make the damage rolls?)

[Tanaric]

You roll your own damage, unless you want me to.

You take him down in one hit. His companion takes a step toward you and slashes at you with his longsword.

[roll0] for [roll1]

[Derjuin]

I pull my axe out of the human's comrade's body and swing it at him, growling at the same time "Grr, you pay for almost hurting Rag."

[roll0] for [roll1]

[Tanaric]

Miss. Have another longsword for your troubles.

[roll0] [roll1]

[Derjuin]

I attempt another strike, this time instead of grunting a threat I simply growl menacingly.

[roll0] for [roll1] damage