Loud and Obnoxious Songs

[doliest]

I have a personal challenge for all Giantitp forum-ers, to find the most loud and obnoxious song ever made; LET TEH BATTLE BEGINS!!!11!!!1!!!1:smallbiggrin::smalltongue::sma llwink:

[Jimorian]

You asked for it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVpITyOdc8)

[F.H. Zebedee]

These two always kill my ears on my MP3 Player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-SpNRR8FZk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf64FseBX0Y

[good_lookin_gus]

Feliz Navidad

For Mercy's sake, I will provide no link.:smallwink:

[VeisuItaTyhjyys]

When I saw Dir en Grey live, Kyo sang this one really, really, loud falsetto wail that broke the speakers.

[Winthur]

I use Surfin' Bird as my alarm clock. It's really effective at ringing me up from the bed just to shut down that racket. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow)

And, of course, this song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[shadowxknight]

Crank That by Soulja Boy

[zvbxrpl]

No Captain Beefheart yet? Oh well. We'll start you off with the least ear-assaulting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRHr5pEIFU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAoPhVn4y1Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc90URu1w78

[Hida Reju]

8-bit Bullsh*T is bringing the pain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcVf0I0S1vU&feature=PlayList&p=C6C8B6AFCA805E26&index=9)

[Rutskarn]

There are no contenders. There are no substitutes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA)

[13_CBS]

Does "madness inducing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yer73i66uv0) count as "loud and obnoxious"?

[Gorgondantess]

There are no contenders. There are no substitutes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA)

...That's going to give me nightmares tonight. Seriously.:smalleek:

[Starfols]

NODDIN' MY HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH

:smallfurious:
Worst catchiness to badness ratio ever.

[Faulty]

Pft, I spy weakness in this thread.

Try this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmoW1F1xth8) for sheer loudness (make sure to turn your volume up to appreciate it fully, the quality is sorta bad so you have to make up for it). There's also this incredibly horrible song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW7S8ey0LH8) that mixes being loud and thumping with being immensely stupid.

[Avilan the Grey]

Star Trekkin'

No link, for the common good.

[Dispozition]

If this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30) doesn't at least earn an honourable mention, then you're doing it wrong. Brokencyde are an absolute blot on music, even rap...Yes, even rap...

[Yarram]

You asked for it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVpITyOdc8)

Are you serious? He has a wussy little boy voice..


Does "madness inducing" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yer73i66uv0) count as "loud and obnoxious"?

You win.

[bosssmiley]

There are no contenders. There are no substitutes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA)

Aaaah, the quintessence of cheesy summer floor-fillers. Never equalled. :smallcool:

♪ Skin yourself alive / Learn to speak Arapaho / Climb inside your gran / And behead an Eskimo / Now you've heard it once / Your brain will spring a leak / Though you hate this song / You'll be humming it all week ♪

On-topic:
Anything put out by Roadrunner records.

Brown Rain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueK9y8LA8Ow) by parody band(?) Stinkhole.

Strapping Young Lad - never let psycho-neurotic Canadians get near instruments. Or you'll get Korn-on-angel-dust antics like Detox (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UOOKx-ClQw), Underneath the Waves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zfbYGybd_Q) and Anti-Product (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy0Ass-EoPc).

"Technology is Gay" by A.C. (the swear nannybot won't let me enter the band name). Let's put it like this: 3 minutes of screaming, swearing and feedback. Almost unlistenable. Find your own link.

Then there's almost anything by EBM (electric beep music) cretins Ultraviolence. They offer anything up to 9 minutes of samples, feedback and distortion in a single sitting. Their cover of Sabbath's Paranoid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bylh-l1j79g)is cause for reinstatement of flogging as lawful punishment IMO.
"They needed killing yer honour." :smallmad:

But hey, at least it ain't Savage Garden or The Feeling. :smallfurious::smallfurious::smallfurious:

[onthetown]

Anything my boyfriend listens to and is sure to crank up the volume for when I'm around, despite knowing how much I hate it. :smallannoyed:

I know a lot of people like the Russian/German/whatever heavy metal stuff, but being forced to listen to ceaseless, noisy banging and screaming just gets on my nerves.

Feliz Navidad beats them for this contest. Hands down. :smallbiggrin:

[Mystic Muse]

" I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" loud, obnoxious and gets rid of suspension of disbelief.

[Faulty]

If this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30) doesn't at least earn an honourable mention, then you're doing it wrong. Brokencyde are an absolute blot on music, even rap...Yes, even rap...

...

That sounds like Metalcore mixed with EDM...

Wtf?

[Dienekes]

For obnoxious nothing and no one will beat that idiotic umbrella-ella-ella song for me. No link because a link would involve me looking for that disease ridden infestation of a song.

also, Soljah Boy or whatever it's called.

[SurlySeraph]

Since Brokencyde and Attack Attack have been mentioned, I'll complete the Triumvirate of Awful by bringing up Millionaires. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-XLQouIn0&feature=PlayList&p=493A11A340CD671D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2)


On-topic:
Anything put out by Roadrunner records.

Counterpoint: Nickelback (obnoxious but quiet), Machine Head, Soulfly, Killswitch Engage, and Dream Theater (loud but awesome), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Opeth, and Porcupine Tree (neither loud nor obnoxious).


"Technology is Gay" by A.C. (the swear nannybot won't let me enter the band name). Let's put it like this: 3 minutes of screaming, swearing and feedback. Almost unlistenable. Find your own link.

I'm sure they have even worse songs than that, but I fortunately have not heard enough to enough to know. There's also their side project, Impaled Northern Moonforest, which is similarly godawful.

You do have to give them credit for amusing titles, though. No matter how bad they are, I can't hate a band with songs called "Ha Ha, You're in a Coma" and "You Are an Interior Decorator."

[Faulty]

Since Brokencyde and Attack Attack have been mentioned, I'll complete the Triumvirate of Awful by bringing up Millionaires. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-XLQouIn0&feature=PlayList&p=493A11A340CD671D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2)

GOD, I am so out of touch with how truly bad music is these days. @_@

Killswitch also counts as loud and annoying.


I guess a lot of people would say Noise music falls into this thread well... Merzbow and NON for example.

[Mx.Silver]

Since Brokencyde and Attack Attack have been mentioned, I'll complete the Triumvirate of Awful by bringing up Millionaires. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-XLQouIn0&feature=PlayList&p=493A11A340CD671D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2)
Frankly I'm surprised it took this long for all three of them to be mentioned.


If this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30) doesn't at least earn an honourable mention, then you're doing it wrong. Brokencyde are an absolute blot on music, even rap...Yes, even rap...
And the really awful bit? That isn't even their worst song.


Music is dead

[Telonius]

" I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" loud, obnoxious and gets rid of suspension of disbelief.

Sesame Street just took that to a new level.

I want a Snuffleupagus for Christmas.

[Dispozition]

Music is dead

Truer words have hardly been spoken.

[Faulty]

Oh please with the melodrama. Music is not dead. Sure, it has some atrocious incarnations these days and popular music is on average lame (as it often is, was and will be), but there's still excellent music coming out.

Just not excellent Crunkcore. Yikes.

[Starfols]

also, Soljah Boy or whatever it's called.


Music is dead

Some things are blessings in disguise. :smallwink: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRZHZqtd8M0)

[Amiria]

Black Arrows (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmueXVt2Njs) - by Manowar (I heard a techno version (ok samples of it in a techno song) many years ago, aaaargh)

Note: I am an avid Manowar fan, I just don't take them seriously at the same time. :smallbiggrin:

Note 2: That is played on a piccolo bass, not a guitar !

[Faulty]

Some things are blessings in disguise. :smallwink: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRZHZqtd8M0)

What...?

And what's with those related videos? God...

Uffie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9N2yP6vgg8) is pretty terrible.

[Dispozition]

Some things are blessings in disguise. :smallwink: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRZHZqtd8M0)

........What did I just watch?


I guess a lot of people would say Noise music falls into this thread well... Merzbow and NON for example.

Missed this. I love noise, especially stuff like noise rock. Melt Banana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtrqGa8W5rA&feature=related) are one of my favourite noise rock bands, although with each album they move closer to rock and further from noise v.v

Another of my favourite noise artists is Xinlisupreme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HKkb3QoK5A). Most people I show it to hate it, but I love it :D

[Rutskarn]

Music is dead

Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-yKOYaXq0) rly, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRKzqISgrs)say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U)?

[Faulty]

I think Cell-Scape is the Melt-Banana sweet spot between Noise Rock and Noise Pop personally.

[Dispozition]

I think Cell-Scape is the Melt-Banana sweet spot between Noise Rock and Noise Pop personally.

Cell Scape is one of the albums I don't have, acquiring it now. When I get it, I'll sort by year and see how they evolve. The only reason I started listening to them is because they were doing a gig in my city (which I ended up not being able to go to) and I saw them in the paper and got interested.


Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-yKOYaXq0) rly, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRKzqISgrs)say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U)?

Ya rly.

[Faulty]

Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-yKOYaXq0) rly, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRKzqISgrs)say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U)?

OMG. The Ditty Bops are so cool. @_@

Lordi sucks though.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, I'm not much of a Lordi fan (although I like that song). The Ditty Bops are pretty tight, though, and Grounds for Divorce is catchy.

Jonathan Coulton goes without saying.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Star Trekkin'

No link, for the common good.

You sir, are strange. Everyone I know who's heard it enjoys it immensely.

[Mx.Silver]

Oh please with the melodrama. Music is not dead.
Note to self: hyperbole is wasted on the online community.


@Rutskarn: Lordi?! Good lord man, what on earth is wrong with you? :smalltongue:

[Faulty]

Note to self: hyperbole is wasted on the online community.


@Rutskarn: Lordi?! Good lord man, what on earth is wrong with you? :smalltongue:

I have met people who honestly think everything after 80s Rock and Metal is absolutely bereft of ANY MUSICAL QUALTIY AT ALL some how. So pardon me.

[warty goblin]

Anyway, the real death of music occurred when the Jonas Brothers covered "Bye Bye Miss American Pie." That song is about enough to make you drive a screwdriver through your ear canal, and I'm fairly just living in a world with it is probably a violation of a person's human rights. Talk about degrading human dignity...

[Innis Cabal]

Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-yKOYaXq0) rly, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRKzqISgrs)say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U)?

Seems to prove the point. Honestly.

[Rutskarn]

Show me a man who can't appreciate Coulton, and I will show you a man without a soul.

Maybe there's a minimum threshold of snobbishness you have to maintain to declare music, "dead", but I'm kind of lost here. As much good music is being recorded now as ever before. Now, most of the bands are garbage, but you know what? Most of all the bands of every era were garbage. We remember Hendrix and Bowie, but we don't remember their 10,000 terrible counterparts.

[Jack Squat]

We remember Hendrix and Bowie, but we don't remember their 10,000 terrible counterparts.

Well...You might not (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGAPhLK8qdk) :smallwink:

I do agree with you though. Sure, there's a lot of crap coming out these days, and a lot of it is hitting pretty high on the charts, but here in 10 years we're not going to remember any of them; just like no one remembers Jewel or Aaron Carter anymore. Or, at least we pretend we've never heard of them.

[Mystic Muse]

Jewel or Aaron Carter .


believe me. I can legitimately say this. Who?

[Innis Cabal]

Show me a man who can't appreciate Coulton, and I will show you a man without a soul.

Maybe there's a minimum threshold of snobbishness you have to maintain to declare music, "dead", but I'm kind of lost here. As much good music is being recorded now as ever before. Now, most of the bands are garbage, but you know what? Most of all the bands of every era were garbage. We remember Hendrix and Bowie, but we don't remember their 10,000 terrible counterparts.

Oh, I wasn't saying music is dead. I was saying your links helped prove it was. I don't think music is dead, there is plenty of amazing music made every day people don't even know about. None of that was apart of it.

[Jack Squat]

believe me. I can legitimately say this. Who?

My point exactly. Both were fairly big back when I was in elementary school (mid-late 90s)

Despite my better judgment, I brought up YouTube to help you. Now I'm going to spend forever getting these guys off my "Recommended video" list :smallsigh:

Jewel - Angel Standing By (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61XkGntxMdY&feature=related) at the '97 VMAs

Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0p3jn7ODuc) from 2000

[Inhuman Bot]

I'm not really sure ifthis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_noTVEnub-Y) is bad by my tastes or not, but..

And music is not dead as long as we have this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI) song. <3

[Faulty]

Anyway, the real death of music occurred when the Jonas Brothers covered "Bye Bye Miss American Pie." That song is about enough to make you drive a screwdriver through your ear canal, and I'm fairly just living in a world with it is probably a violation of a person's human rights. Talk about degrading human dignity...

They could have covered "Don't Stop Believing". Bleh. Hate that song.


Oh, I wasn't saying music is dead. I was saying your links helped prove it was. I don't think music is dead, there is plenty of amazing music made every day people don't even know about. None of that was apart of it.

Don't diss quaint ecclectic musical duos.

[13_CBS]

Show me a man who can't appreciate Coulton, and I will show you a man without a soul.

Aww...I liked having a soul. :smallfrown:

[Beanie]

Oh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES-yKOYaXq0) rly, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCOJXA) you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DRKzqISgrs)say (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdItwaLrv1U)?

I applaud thee for listing Grounds for Divorce. I'm a big fan of the song, along with the rest of the album.

[Pocketa]

Starstruck - 303
Richman - 303
Girlfriend - Avril
Dead - MCR
20 Dollar Nosebleed - FOB
Bleed It Out - Linkin Park
Scene Girls - Brokencyde
YellowBus - Brokencyde

I can vouch for the first and last two.

[Mystic Muse]

I thought I was the only one who hated 303.

(or maybe that means you LIKE them. I'm not sure. I'd say no considering you grouped it with Girlfriend by avril lavigne)

[warty goblin]

They could have covered "Don't Stop Believing". Bleh. Hate that song.


What makes the American Pie cover so horrifying is that it's a good song that's been horribly mutated by black magic and nasal vocals into a twisted mockery of the natural order. Doing that to an already hideous song would be much less effective.

[Pocketa]

I thought I was the only one who hated 303.

(or maybe that means you LIKE them. I'm not sure. I'd say no considering you grouped it with Girlfriend by avril lavigne)

No, I love 3oh!3. One of their songs is apparently *about* me, so I can't dislike them. But I get that their songs can be considered obnoxious to some.

(tl;dr I was reprogramming my phone, noticed a 303 number, asked the person if they knew they had the same area code as the band, they facepalmed and explained that yeah, it's because the band is from the area, and that their brother knew the band and that this friend of mine's story about me got to them because it was a big deal in the area and so a song was written about me.)

tl;dr I met a guy at a tech con, we're the same age but live in different states, drama ensued at his school over it, and his brother later went to college while the drama spilled over to the next year, the band learned, wrote a song about me.

[hanzo66]

If this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30) doesn't at least earn an honourable mention, then you're doing it wrong. Brokencyde are an absolute blot on music, even rap...Yes, even rap...

Aw, damn. I was gonna post that!

Still, I can always post these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewktErBGF5c) guys instead.

[Dispozition]

Also, in my impinion, most anything with a blast beat in it is garbage noise. Some of it is ok, but most of it is bad :P

[Faulty]

I like blast beats. :(

[Mx.Silver]

Aw, damn. I was gonna post that!

Still, I can always post these (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewktErBGF5c) guys instead.

Not sure if it counts if it was deliberately written to be bad...

[Jack Squat]

Not sure if it counts if it was deliberately written to be bad...

But if it does count, there's always This one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fCtDO7OcRM) Be sure to watch Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHeooi4c8hY&feature=related) and Part 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwVyXJz5os) as well.

[Telonius]

Sadly I'm at work so can't access the videos - but, in case it hasn't been mentioned yet, "The Song That Doesn't End" has to be up there for obnoxious, and it's best when sung loudly.

[Quirinus_Obsidian]

Blacker than the Blackest Black, times Infinity (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZX62imOapU)

Loud, obnoxious, but SO AWWWESOME!!!

Classic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRckKGYOvk&feature=related)