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Yarram
2009-12-06, 07:49 AM
I was just thinking about Portable holes... Would it be reasonable to have an entire cloak as a portable hole?
If it had a hood, does that mean they're immune to attacks from behind, as every attack just swings through space in the hole? If they sat behind the hole and filled it with explosives would they be protected from the majority of the blast? If every piece of armor had a hole wrapped around it, how reasonable is it that they're practically immune to most attacks other than disarms?

Any other item that could be used for something else?

Jergmo
2009-12-06, 10:16 AM
And then somebody throws a Bag of Holding at you.

McClintock
2009-12-06, 10:29 AM
dont you have to unfold and layout a portable hole?

I dont think this would work

Grumman
2009-12-06, 10:38 AM
It wouldn't work since the portable hole has to be flat to work, and even if it did work, the first attack would probably ruin the portable hole once it hit the edge.

If you wanted to represent the idea, your best bet would be to just buy a Starmantle Cloak from the BoED.

Serpentine
2009-12-06, 10:40 AM
What about a shield?

Grumman
2009-12-06, 10:54 AM
What about a shield?
Sure, if you've got a shield six feet across. But like I said, the first time someone hits it is likely to destroy it. You'd be better off just buying a Riverine tower shield for a fifth of the cost.

Quirinus_Obsidian
2009-12-06, 11:03 AM
Unreasonable? I present the Orc Quaduple Axe. It has made an appearance on this board before.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1893/axeofretardkk1.png

sofawall
2009-12-06, 11:15 AM
The Fractal Chain is better.

ghashxx
2009-12-06, 01:22 PM
Like someone said above, the real problem is that single bag of holding would screw up your day big time.

Calmar
2009-12-06, 01:49 PM
Unreasonable? I present the Orc Quaduple Axe. It has made an appearance on this board before.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1893/axeofretardkk1.png

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

starwoof
2009-12-06, 01:53 PM
Unreasonable? I present the Orc Quaduple Axe. It has made an appearance on this board before.

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1893/axeofretardkk1.png

Are there stats for that thing? I've got a were shark character I'm working on and that looks like the perfect weapon.

Grumman
2009-12-06, 01:55 PM
Are there stats for that thing? I've got a were shark character I'm working on and that looks like the perfect weapon.
Do his wrists rotate 360 degrees? If not, it's not the perfect weapon.

starwoof
2009-12-06, 01:59 PM
Do his wrists rotate 360 degrees? If not, it's not the perfect weapon.

I'm thinking he'd probably wield it like a windmill shuriken (http://thedarkblade.com/wp-content/uploads/fuumashuriken.jpg). Except for, y'know, an axe.

EDIT: Ooh! You could wield it like a steering wheel. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

FMArthur
2009-12-06, 02:07 PM
I'm thinking he'd probably wield it like a windmill shuriken (http://thedarkblade.com/wp-content/uploads/fuumashuriken.jpg). Except for, y'know, an axe.

EDIT: Ooh! You could wield it like a steering wheel. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

This is such a bad idea that I'm losing my ability to articulate how super bad you bad bad idea be

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/SqVbx19XPvI/AAAAAAAAAj8/RsavMrh6AxU/s800/facepalm-combo.jpg