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MR.PIXIE
2009-12-07, 04:28 PM
what would you be and why?
i would be snikers because its my girlfriends favorite:smallbiggrin:

Winthur
2009-12-07, 04:37 PM
Snickers.
My (older by 10 years than me) brother dubs all the things coming out of our cats' butts "Snickers".
You can pretty much tell I feel like crap.

Anonanimal
2009-12-07, 04:39 PM
Candied ginger.

The Rose Dragon
2009-12-07, 04:53 PM
Isn't Snickers a chocolate bar?

If I were a candy, I'd be a buttered milk candy.

Mando Knight
2009-12-07, 05:07 PM
Isn't Snickers a chocolate bar?
With caramel and peanuts, yes.

Me? I dunno. Possibly an m&m: hard on the outside, soft and sweet on the inside.

Eon
2009-12-07, 05:09 PM
Nerds :smalltongue:

Trog
2009-12-07, 05:42 PM
If I were doing this in character I'd say candy cigarettes. :smalltongue: But seriously (if you can ever really be serious in a "what type of candy are you" thread) I'll say Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Salty yet sweet. :smallamused:

Inhuman Bot
2009-12-07, 05:55 PM
If I were doing this in character I'd say candy cigarettes. :smalltongue: But seriously (if you can ever really be serious in a "what type of candy are you" thread) I'll say Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Salty yet sweet. :smallamused:

I would also be a Reese's. Because Those are my favorites. :smalltongue:

Actually, their tied with Candy Corn..

cycoris
2009-12-07, 06:00 PM
I'd be candy canes. Yumsies.

Temotei
2009-12-07, 06:17 PM
Fun Dip is not even close to my favorite, but my girlfriend likes it, and the dipping stick...yeah. It's sugar. :smallbiggrin:

My favorite...I can't eat because if I do, my brother will die. Seriously. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

Zain
2009-12-07, 06:38 PM
I would be a Nerd, oh wait I already am... :smalltongue:

Fuzzie Fuzz
2009-12-07, 06:43 PM
Definitely nerd. :smallwink:

tribble
2009-12-07, 06:43 PM
Fun Dip is not even close to my favorite, but my girlfriend likes it, and the dipping stick...yeah. It's sugar. :smallbiggrin:

My favorite...I can't eat because if I do, my brother will die. Seriously. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

so he's allergic to peanuts? pity.

yeah, I'd be a snickers.. cause I like caramel and peanuts.

Shouldn't this be in the silly message board games?

Sneak
2009-12-07, 06:44 PM
Sour Patch Kids.

rayne_dragon
2009-12-07, 07:09 PM
VUNDERBAR!!!

Okay, now that I have that out of my system... I think some sort of coffee or fruit flavoured chocolate.

golentan
2009-12-07, 07:15 PM
I'd probably be Divinity with the walnuts candied.

I'm soft and malleable when the situation calls for it, but bite too hard and you might lose a tooth. And I'm a mixture of salt and sweet, and more than a little nutty.

Jack Squat
2009-12-07, 07:33 PM
Whatchamacallit. Reasoning? Like it, I'm pretty much a combination of everything else out there, which means well-liked, but nothing distinctive.

On the inevitable side topic, Reese's are probably my favorite candy - but only when they're fresh. If it's been sitting around awhile, the peanut butter goes stale.

Recaiden
2009-12-07, 07:47 PM
Peanut butter cups of course.

But if I were candy, I'd probably get eaten, so I hope I'm not.

Kill Screen
2009-12-07, 09:30 PM
Eh...I dunno.
Maybe a tootsie roll pop? XD
Though I'd probably be a kit-kat.

arguskos
2009-12-07, 09:41 PM
Something more sour than sweet. Why? I'm acerbic and unlikeable. :smallannoyed:

Jack Squat
2009-12-07, 10:11 PM
Something more sour than sweet. Why? I'm acerbic and unlikeable. :smallannoyed:

But...I haven't found anyone who doesn't like Sour Patch Kids.

arguskos
2009-12-07, 10:13 PM
But...I haven't found anyone who doesn't like Sour Patch Kids.
Significantly more sour than sweet. Think Warheads but with a core of pain. Candies such as that exist, but I can't think of the name atm.

Temotei
2009-12-07, 10:22 PM
Significantly more sour than sweet. Think Warheads but with a core of pain. Candies such as that exist, but I can't think of the name atm.

Err...Warheads? They're horrible enough to cause pain.

Solaris
2009-12-07, 10:26 PM
Err...Warheads? They're horrible enough to cause pain.

I was gonna go with Warheads. Fits my sadistic nature.

Jack Squat
2009-12-07, 10:26 PM
I actually like Warheads. Just sayin'

I also drink straight lemon juice, so my taste may be a bit distorted.

ninjalemur
2009-12-07, 10:36 PM
A warhead.

Gorgondantess
2009-12-07, 10:47 PM
Definitely a warhead. Dipped in citric acid. I take some getting used to, and I'm really sour on the outside, but after a while I tend to sweeten up.:smalltongue:

DarkElfGangsta
2009-12-07, 11:23 PM
magick brownies.

Hell Puppi
2009-12-07, 11:52 PM
Carmello.

Great in small chunks but a bit hard to take in all at once.


.....Okay that sounds wrong, but you know what I mean.:smalltongue:

daggaz
2009-12-08, 08:57 AM
I'd be a case of ice-cold beer, and a bonfire barbeque.


What?? :smallwink:

Ninja Chocobo
2009-12-08, 09:05 AM
Dark chocolate, because I'm bitter and I hate dark chocolate.

e: Also because I can never work out how other people manage to like it.

Totally Guy
2009-12-08, 09:09 AM
Liquorice allsorts.

I've got my sugary parts. But I can also be dark and bitter.

Maybe that's a little extreme...

I remember one time I was going out with a girl who'd bought a long gummi worm from the pick'n'mix at the cinema. I suggested that I start eating at one end and she starts eating at the other. Then we'd kiss in the middle like in Lady and the Tramp.:smallwink:

She then told me that we didn't have to as she'd bought a second gummi worm. So we had one each.:smallfrown:

She was good for me... I realised that even girls could be the hopeless klutz normally reserved for the male lead in a comedy show.

So I'm liquorice.:smallyuk:

Kurien
2009-12-08, 10:36 PM
Glug: Aaaw, a missed opportunity :smallfrown:.

To the OP: I like Twix bars.

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/dd/1c/69/41597343-177x150-0-0.jpg

Also, a maple syrup flavoured sucker/lollipop with a scorpion inside . 'Cause I'm Canadian, and people are less likely to eat it. A picture, to get an idea of what I mean:
http://nat.truemesh.com/archives/article-images/scorpion-lollipop.jpg

Setra
2009-12-08, 10:52 PM
I'd be Smarties.. probably.

Ravens_cry
2009-12-08, 11:03 PM
Dark Chocolate covered peanut brittle.
Because I can be a bit dark and bitter, but on the inside I am really sweet and mostly nuts.

Siosilvar
2009-12-08, 11:43 PM
Aeros. Then I wouldn't have to go to Canada to find one, I'd be one.

MR.PIXIE
2009-12-09, 10:04 AM
Dark Chocolate covered peanut brittle.
Because I can be a bit dark and bitter, but on the inside I am really sweet and mostly nuts :smallbiggrin:

Watcher
2009-12-09, 04:23 PM
I'd be black liquorish so nobody would eat me.

Tharivol123
2009-12-09, 07:41 PM
Nilla wafers. Kind of plain and generic, but still good on their own. When you find something to go with them, they get much better and blend in a way that is amazing.

Kneenibble
2009-12-09, 08:29 PM
Really? Nobody's made this joke yet? Well, I'm sorry it has to be me, but you know what they say about dirty jobs:
I'd be M&Ms 'cause I melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Phae Nymna
2009-12-09, 11:21 PM
Toffee, warm and smoky almost, but with a brittle side. Also, got good nuts. :smallamused:

That or a Ricola, exotic and flavorful, but sweet and soothing too. :smallsmile:

Oddly enough, Valomilks were the first thing that jumped to mind. Then I remembered I'm not minty and chocolate and cream filled. Also, I don't explode in airplanes.

Pocketa
2009-12-09, 11:26 PM
Rainbow Twizzlers.

They're legit.

Some people hate'm, some people love'm. I personally love'm, after I had a beastly great time with my friends at Engineering Camp on a picnic to which some lovely soul had the great wisdom to bring said snackage to.

Rainbow Twizzlers + teenagers = sugar rush
(rainbow twizzlers + teenagers) + engineering camp + pizza + a shallow lake with fish you could touch, they were so tame = quest time with buckets

We had a fish quest. No fish were harmed, the winner got to sit next to me on the bus. NPCs were involved, and it was a spur of the moment 5 minute thing. Gotta love camp.

Rutskarn
2009-12-09, 11:31 PM
Black licorice. An acquired taste, with strong proponents and bitter enemies. And actually made out of cow turds.

bosssmiley
2009-12-10, 08:41 AM
Toblerone. Appears once a year to break your teeth and fill your mouth with pleasure. :smallbiggrin:

Also, it acts like a tank trap (no? You obviously haven't seen the especially large bars the Swiss retain to defend their country).

Vizzerdrix
2009-12-10, 09:09 AM
I've been told I'm a double stuffed Oreo. Nothing special on the outside, but twice the win within :smallamused:

Grimlock
2009-12-10, 09:18 AM
Malteser!
The lighter form of chocolate as well as being delicious and my cinema snack of choice!
It also means I could still dance as well as being chocoloate.
(If no one else remembers the "Chocolate BEFORE the performance" advert, then my reference is wasted!)

Murska
2009-12-10, 09:25 AM
Salmiak. Since when people who haven't grown up with it taste it for the first time, they go all 'What the **** is this? Aagh!'

Linkavitch
2009-12-10, 01:35 PM
I'd have to say either three musketeers or that York's mint patty thing. I also really like rese's Peanut Butter Cups.

MR.PIXIE
2009-12-12, 03:31 PM
actualy im probably dark chocolate mounds.
dark and bitter on the outside.
but soft and sweet with some nuts one the inside:smalltongue:

Felixaar
2009-12-12, 09:51 PM
I'd be twizzlers. Pleasing and colourful, but dissapointingly undelicious.

Perenelle
2009-12-12, 10:38 PM
hmm... Peanut Brittle and caramel covered apples.
Peanut Brittle because I can be sweet but kind of... nuts. :smalltongue: Caramel covered apples because I tend to be "sticky" and follow people around a lot, and apple because I eat pretty healthily.

and, of course, I relate to the "Nerds" candy a lot. :smallamused: