Let's Fill Kraagor's Dungeon!

[Acero]

we know it will be filled with monsters of brute strenght, but what monsters?

i understand no one knows, it just speculating.

a few of whatever MitD is? maybe his dad?


what do you think Serini put up in the Dwarven lands?

[DarkElfGangsta]

a dire moose.
a fire elemental
a dire emu
a dire emo

[ClericOfBelker]

PURPLE WORMS! :smallbiggrin:

[Kish]

Purple worms, rocs, and probably everything with a CR between those and "too much for Serini to handle."

[Maximum Zersk]

It's in the north, right?

Well, then, as Dark said above, Dire Moose.

Bear of Annihalation.

Snow Elemental.

Dire Quebecois

Dire Vancouverite

Dire Newfoundlander (Because Dire Newfie would be too derogatory. :smallmad::smalltongue:)

[SaintRidley]

I'm willing to bet there may be a few good aligned dragons in there, at least.

Very Old to Ancient Silver Dragons, maybe?

[DarkElfGangsta]

dire mounty

[Raging Gene Ray]

a dire moose.

That's not so bad. Granted, it's a pretty big moose...wait...it's in a room with WALNUTS?!?!?!?!?!?

[Maximum Zersk]

Dire British Columbian, maybe?

With skiis as a weapon. :smalltongue:

@ Above - Invader Zim reference, I presume? :smalltongue:

[Jarin_G]

a dire moose.
a fire elemental
a dire emu
a dire emo

Dire Emo! :smallbiggrin: OMG thats the funniest thing i've heard all day. . .

[Pyron]

Girard ... Serini did have a crush on him, remember.

[DarkElfGangsta]

you're laoughing at the dire emo. stop laughing at him, he has feelings too.
stop ittttt
LAZER ANGST EYE BEAM

[Gamerlord]

A kitten.

Reverse psychology at work my friends :smallamused:

:elan: : Next room!
:roy: : * Kicks open door*
:vaarsuvius: : Whats inside?
:haley: :.....A kitten?
:belkar: : KILL.
:elan: : No! It might be one of those creatures that looks cute but really can kill gods!

And it is just a ordinary kitten.

That and a horde of Twilight fan girls.

[Jarin_G]

Ignore my last post, the Hoard of Twilight fangirls is so much more funny than dire emo, :smallbiggrin:

[DarkElfGangsta]

Ignore my last post, the Hoard of Twilight fangirls is so much more funny than dire emo, :smallbiggrin:

My heart, she is broken.:smallsigh:

[Watcher]

Huh. I was so sure this was going to be a thread to get O-Chul to break the fourth wall and therefore create a rift in reality, and take volunteers to enter OotSverse and infest Kraagor's Dungeon.

Nevermind, it's just dungeon speculation. :smallsigh:

[ScottishDragon]

A dire half-dragon half-fiend flesh eating kitten in disguise perhapse....

[Maximum Zersk]

A dire half-dragon half-fiend flesh eating kitten in disguise perhapse....

Perfect. Though the Half-Dragon and Half-Fiend would make it weaker. :smalltongue:

[Dire Moose]

a dire moose.
a fire elemental
a dire emu
a dire emo

I can confirm the first one. It's kind of a boring job out in the middle of nowhere, but it pays the rent. The company is friendly enough, but I could do without the otyugh across the hall.

[DarkElfGangsta]

I can confirm the first one. It's kind of a boring job out in the middle of nowhere, but it pays the rent. The company is friendly enough, but I could do without the otyugh across the hall.

epic coincidence. you guys can't hear me, but I am laughing hard.LOLOLOLOL

[Starbuck_II]

Dire Badgers with Dire Mushrooms. A hiding snake in the background. The Badgers sing, "Its a snake" when they see the snake.

[waterpenguin43]

It's in the north, right?

Dire Vancouverite

Dire Newfoundlander (Because Dire Newfie would be too derogatory. :smallmad::smalltongue:)

You've got a master-of-rain right here for you. Except they're not really physically focused up there(at least, I'm not.), and there isn't any rain their.

[Katana_Geldar]

I'd like to see a beholder, but that's only because I'd like to see the Order fight it.

But really, you fill a dungeon with too many different monsters and the best way to beat them is let them kill each other and come back in a month, kill what's left and get the loot.

[Acero]

That and a horde of Twilight fan girls.

oh, behold the day our fair order dies due to blunt trauma from the receiving end of New Moon

[Dancing_Fox]

a) Isn't this thread heading remarkably off-topic? Or am I naive to assume that there was even the slenderest hope that there was a serious question in the original post that could be speculated on?

b) Doing my bit to keep the thread off topic. :smallredface: What pop culture reference am I missing with "Dire Moose." That can't be serious, can it?


Kish probably had it right with:


Purple worms, rocs, and probably everything with a CR between those and "too much for Serini to handle."

Although there is nothing to say that Serini couldn't have handled a lot - she had a delivery company with cranes putting down crates of things. She didn't need to best them personally.

[Setra]

The Bear Reaver

[DarkElfGangsta]

original post that could be speculated on?

b) Doing my bit to keep the thread off topic. :smallredface: What pop culture reference am I missing with "Dire Moose." That can't be serious, can it?




not pop culture. since the dungeon is in a cold place, and I am heading for canada, which is a cold place which is known for it's moose (dire or otherwise)
I posted that among other things there'll be a dire moose in the dungeon.


and a dire emo.

[Nimrod's Son]

I rather like the idea that there'll be another of whatever the monster in the darkness is at Kraagor's gate.

[Asta Kask]

a dire moose.

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

[Boogastreehouse]

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have
been sacked.

[Roupe]

Various sized Mimics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29) perhaps.
A mimic disguized as a Gazebo

[Hardcore]

Given we have seen a Dune worm it is reasonable to expect one or two monsters from the outside.

[fangthane]

All he needs is one monster.

The half-dragon fiendish were-tarrasque. He looks like a somewhat ruddy halfling, but whew, you don't want to get him angry.

[Hardcore]

One thousand clones of Belkar...

[Teddy]

1d3 Dire Global Warmings

It's the 9th friggin December and I'm still not seing any snow up here at 60 degrees north (stupid Gulf stream...)

[Kish]

If there were one thousand clones of Belkar when the dungeon was first created, when the Order gets there, there will be one very fat clone of Belkar.

Given we have seen a Dune worm it is reasonable to expect one or two monsters from the outside.
That was a purple worm that arrived in a Dune-ish way, not a pure Dune monster.

[fangthane]

If there were one thousand clones of Belkar when the dungeon was first created, when the Order gets there, there will be one very fat clone of Belkar.

That was a purple worm that arrived in a Dune-ish way, not a pure Dune monster.

Hmm... Maybe more than one, maybe one still-fleshy corpse with a field of bones. It depends on how long one Belkar will feed the remainder at any given time. Eventually, there will be only one - but until then there's no reason why the most capable Belkars wouldn't join forces to eat their weaker brethren in stages. Then it's down to how many Belkars must be eaten

Y'know what? There'd be none. Eating nothing but meat is unhealthy. :smallbiggrin:

[WreckedElf]

As long as we're including all possible dire variants, lets not forget the Dire Lemmings!

More likely though, I expect there to be an appearance of virtually all the strongest critters available in the monster manual. And perhaps even a few large groups of the second to the strongest critters. Unfortunately I'm not familiar enough with the available monsters to offer many suggestions.

[ref]

There was going to be a black dragon, too, but V killed it.

[drengnikrafe]

Flaming trolls. That's right, we'll just get the loud, angry people from the forum and throw them in there.

[Somewhere]

Dire Gazebo

[Asta Kask]

Mind you those Møøse bites can be pretty nasty...

[Gandariel]

dire half-dragon bone-eating saltwater werepiranhas!!!

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0599.html

[Teddy]

Mind you those Møøse bites can be pretty nasty...

...which also applies to their horns. It's not common knowledge, but mooses are all chaotic evil monsters who kills women on sight (pretty much true in at least one recent case). Why else would there be such large hunts on them each year? :smallwink:

[Watcher]

...which also applies to their horns. It's not common knowledge, but mooses are all chaotic evil monsters who kills women on sight (pretty much true in at least one recent case). Why else would there be such large hunts on them each year? :smallwink:

They're called Meese actually. Not really.

[Kareasint]

A rabbit. A single white rabbit. That's it. Serini needed nothing else once she found it. The Grenade did not work.

[Setra]

All the people who make update threads will fill the dungeon.

[Gamerlord]

Ive got something worse then a horde of twilight fangirls:

A horde of Twilight fangirls AND and a special device that makes the OOTS look like the stars of the latest Twilight movie! (Death by stampede)


OR:
A horde of Twilight fangirls AND and a special device that makes the OOTS look like some extremely-anti Twilight people. ( Death from being hit by many a blunt object)


OR:
A machine that forces to OOTS to watch the Twilight movies over and over and over again (Death by Madness-driven suicide)

[Setra]

How about a Horde of people from the Crack Pairings thread? :smalltongue:

[Teddy]

They're called Meese actually. Not really.

Perhaps that is what you get when you combine a moose and a mouse, and then clone the ofspring...

[Acero]

OR:
(Death by Madness-driven suicide)

Elan's got that covered.

[Maximum Zersk]

...which also applies to their horns. It's not common knowledge, but mooses are all chaotic evil monsters who kills women on sight (pretty much true in at least one recent case). Why else would there be such large hunts on them each year? :smallwink:

Not to mention that moose meat is DELICIOUS. :smalltongue:

Yes I've eaten it.

[Acero]

Not to mention that moose meat is DELICIOUS.

So it Cuy (pronounce 'Cu-eh' )a.k.a. guinea pig


WERE GERBIL :biggrin:

[triple zero]

There was going to be a black dragon, too, but V killed it.

Hey, let's all go over this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html) with a fine-tooth comb to see if we can find an interior shot of Kraagor's dungeon! One of those black dragons had to be in there, right?

[Acero]

Hey, let's all go over this strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html) with a fine-tooth comb to see if we can find an interior shot of Kraagor's dungeon! One of those black dragons had to be in there, right?

i only see one indoors, and it's a caster black dagon

[Maximum Zersk]

I'm still partial to Dire Newfie. :smalltongue:

[Raging Gene Ray]

A machine that forces to OOTS to watch the Twilight movies over and over and over again (Death by Madness-driven suicide)

What if Elan actually ENJOYS it?

[Acero]

What if Elan actually ENJOYS it?


Elan could be useful!

[Boogastreehouse]

Mind you those Møøse bites can be pretty nasty...

We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

[rewinn]

Ive got something worse then a horde of twilight fangirls:

A horde of Twilight fangirls ...

Frightening! But can they match the terror of Dire Furries?

Or the deadly grasp of the Dire Fanfic?

Or ... and here's something to contemplate ... Dire Gerard? What better deception than to have Kraagor's gate protected not by actual monstrous beasts but by monstrous illusions of beasts?

[martinkou]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

High levels traps that trigger Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion, and illusions that display furry porn.

[Nilan8888]

Richard Simmons.

Nothing else, just Richard Simmons.

[Tannhaeuser]

Nothing else, just Richard Simmons.

"Move those dire fannies!"

[Iago]

As distressing as I find the idea of furries, the truth is that the most lethal monsters I know are Tucker's Kobolds.

For those too young to remember, this goes back to Dragon 127.

http://www.tuckerskobolds.com/

[Scarlet Knight]

Skeletons. Everyone loves bashing some skellies...

[Hatman]

oh god, what if it was filled with black dragons and V just killed all the defenses

[ScottishDragon]

oh god, what if it was filled with black dragons and V just killed all the defenses

Now If Xykon got there first i would feel sorry for the order.:smalleek:

[grassy]

a hallway that leads straight to where they want to go.

They'll be expecting something terrible to happen so much that they'll go insane from the suspense.