Bardosaurus: New Character Class?

[rewinn]

Consider the possibilities of only hinted at in the final panel of 693 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0693.html) ...

1. Bardosaurus never gets boo'd off stage. You listen to Bardosaurus or Bardosaurus is EATING you! +1 on all Bard songs.
2. Bardosaurus is not wearing armor. Bardosaurus is EATING armor! Bardosaurus hide is like mail.
3. Bardosaurus can't play puny human lutes? Meh! Bardosaurus EATS puny human lutes. And puny humans too! Bardosaurus is using badass DinoLutes: Bigger, Louder ... and no pick needed. Bardosaurus fingerpicks with 9-inch razor sharp claws. When Bardosaurus shreds, Bardosaurus REALLY shreds!

What else do we need to make Bardosaurus a playable character class?

[Boci]

Racial substituion levels? Can only use a kazoo for bardic music, looses armour proficiency but gains natural armour.

[PirateLizard]

Consider the possibilities of only hinted at in the final panel of 693 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0693.html) ...

1. Bardosaurus never gets boo'd off stage. You listen to Bardosaurus or Bardosaurus is EATING you! +1 on all Bard songs.
2. Bardosaurus is not wearing armor. Bardosaurus is EATING armor! Bardosaurus hide is like mail.
3. Bardosaurus can't play puny human lutes? Meh! Bardosaurus EATS puny human lutes. And puny humans too! Bardosaurus is using badass DinoLutes: Bigger, Louder ... and no pick needed. Bardosaurus fingerpicks with 9-inch razor sharp claws. When Bardosaurus shreds, Bardosaurus REALLY shreds!

What else do we need to make Bardosaurus a playable character class?

-In Russia, Bardosaurus lutes you. +5% to all party loot roll totals.
-Bardosaurus has great ears from listening to himself talk all the time. Bardosaurus gains an attack of opportunity against anyone commenting on making a bardosaurus skin (item) in his presence if battle ensues. RAAAARRRR.
- Bardosaurus LOVES art. Make him happy and draw yourself as a dinosaur.

I signed up just for this thread.

[Haven]

2. Bardosaurus is not wearing armor. Bardosaurus is EATING armor! Bardosaurus hide is like mail.

But you could probably make him some custom barding to wear.

[BishFish]

Favored class: bard
takes natural bard levels
casts daze when he roars

[Nimrod's Son]

What else do we need to make Bardosaurus a playable character class?
Perhaps you could mention his eating habits in some way.

[J.J.J-H-Schmidt]

i beleive i just had an "lol" moment.:smallbiggrin:

[Half-orc Bard]

+1 STR -15 CHA (when not a bard) -2 int +2dex +2 cha(when bard)

Can eat only meat.

+2 intimidate

[Thanatosia]

2. Bardosaurus is not wearing armor.
Bardosaurus is INVISIBLE (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html)!

[Killer Angel]

What else do we need to make Bardosaurus a playable character class?

Probably, he needs the natural spell feat...

[Asta Kask]

I thought it was an indication that Elan's "player" wants to switch to 4th edition and play a Dragonborn... :)

[rewinn]

Perhaps you could mention his eating habits in some way.
Bardosaurus is uncomplex! Meat, raw is all Bardosaurus is needing. Bardosaurus always leaves very neat battlefield: no corpses! Bardosaurus does not like undead and hates necromancers, because they waste meat!

Other party members are NEVER to be eatinged, unless rations are short.


But you could probably make him some custom barding to wear.Bardosaurus is roaring with pain at pun!

Bardosaurus may permit puny humanoid to sit in saddle on mighty back of Bardosaurus, to employ tiny humanoid weapons or other useless things. Bardosaurus loves to lead armies with puny humanoid "general" on back because it usually leads to big eating opportunity; +2 to all leadership rolls.


... Bardosaurus gains an attack of opportunity against anyone commenting on making a bardosaurus skin (item) in his presence if battle ensues. RAAAARRRR....

Bardosaurus HATES humanoids who make joke about Bardosaurus hide. Must kill something now!!!!!!

[BishFish]

This should be a race, not a class.

[Fjolnir]

the very first class feature is the application of the Augmented Humanoid(dinosaur) template...

[PirateLizard]

the very first class feature is the application of the Augmented Humanoid(dinosaur) template...

Bardosaurus can breathe fire, meaning anytime can be BBQ time! Bardosaurus follows the standard fire breathing humanoid PC template.

[RecklessFable]

Every time you enter a tavern the following lyrics are heard in the wind that blows through the doorway:

"Open the Door, Get on the Floor. Everybody walk the Dinosaur! Boom Boom, acka lacka lacka boom..."

[PirateLizard]

Bardosaurus has some serious fracking claws. -2 to all charisma checks in even or close combat. He might shred your face off, and it's a serious downer!