Gamerlord
2009-12-18, 05:24 PM
Well, I have one, I just had the D&D session for the week, and a friend of mine came over while the session was on, and he wanted to try it out, a player who was playing multiple characters offered to let him try one, he started playing a Tiefling fighter (This is 4e), so, I gave them a quest to hunt down a dangerous Sadar-Kai bandit, after a short battle, he offers them a treasure map (Which really leads to a completely empty ruin, save one VERY angry construct, but they don't know that yet :smallbiggrin: )and 50 GPs, in exchange for his saftey, they accept, for reasons I cannot comprehend. Afterward, they go back to town, and the mayor asks them if they have slain the bandit yet, chaos breaks out as this happens:
Me(as mayor) : Wait, where is his head?
New guy(As fighter): Uhhh....well......
Invoker: He is dead! We just.....forgot the head!
Me(OOC) : Roll bluff
Invoker(OOC): *Roll* oh-no, 3.
Me:(as mayor): You lie! What happened to him?
Cleric: He ran off!
Me(OOC) : Roll bluff
Cleric(OOC): *roll* ARGH! 5!
Me(mayor): You lie! guards!
New guy(As fighter): They let him get away!
Ranger: He is lying! He made the deal!
New guy: She did!
Ranger: He did!
(Repeat last two sentences x100)
Mayor: THAT IS ENOUGH!
Mayor: You! What did you see?
Avenger: They made the deal! They both are lying!
Fighter and rest of party: NO! SHE DID!
Avenger(OOC): It is only fair, you didn't even let me get a say in the matter!
Mayor: Enough! Guards, place them all in jail until they stand trial for assisting a criminal!
So, you have any tales to tell about teaching new players?
Me(as mayor) : Wait, where is his head?
New guy(As fighter): Uhhh....well......
Invoker: He is dead! We just.....forgot the head!
Me(OOC) : Roll bluff
Invoker(OOC): *Roll* oh-no, 3.
Me:(as mayor): You lie! What happened to him?
Cleric: He ran off!
Me(OOC) : Roll bluff
Cleric(OOC): *roll* ARGH! 5!
Me(mayor): You lie! guards!
New guy(As fighter): They let him get away!
Ranger: He is lying! He made the deal!
New guy: She did!
Ranger: He did!
(Repeat last two sentences x100)
Mayor: THAT IS ENOUGH!
Mayor: You! What did you see?
Avenger: They made the deal! They both are lying!
Fighter and rest of party: NO! SHE DID!
Avenger(OOC): It is only fair, you didn't even let me get a say in the matter!
Mayor: Enough! Guards, place them all in jail until they stand trial for assisting a criminal!
So, you have any tales to tell about teaching new players?