Poor Incredibly Lame Tentacle Monsters

[JonahFalcon]

Even the ones made of sand have people falling on them.

[derfenrirwolv]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

[Woodsman]

You mean the flumphs?

[Maximum Zersk]

Well, it IS a running gag. And flumphs are pretty pathetic.

[Temotei]

I think someone should stat them out if it hasn't been done already. That would make me happy.

[Rappy]

I think someone should stat them out if it hasn't been done already. That would make me happy.
Tome of Horrors. Flumphs are CR 1 Aberrations with acid and nauseating breath weapon attacks.

[JonahFalcon]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

Didn't Roy's ghost already fall on a ghostly one?

[martinkou]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

That great flumph isn't very lawful good, I think..

[El Chupaqueso]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

Why bother casting him down? He'll just land on another Flumph.

[derfenrirwolv]

That great flumph isn't very lawful good, I think..

Lawful good types hate to see evil doers go unpunished

[Haven]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

If I remember correctly, their favored class is paladin, so this may be more likely than it sounds.Not MUCH more likely, but... :p

[Holy_Knight]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

The myth of Flumphiphus? Sisyflumph?

[J.J.J-H-Schmidt]

i love it, but i think that should be more like a purgatory type deal, one cast down for every flumph you have personally fallen upon.

[JonahFalcon]

I have a feeling the last image of the series you'll see is someone crushing a flumph from above.

[Sewblon]

Why bother casting him down? He'll just land on another Flumph.

Then Roy will tell everyone that the only thing on the seventh layer of heaven is a giant flumph, so everyone will give up on being Lawful Good.

[Zanaril]

Then Roy will tell everyone that the only thing on the seventh layer of heaven is a giant flumph, so everyone will give up on being Lawful Good.

No, the whole mountain is a giant flumph.

[Poil]

Roy's going to get to the top of the mountain in celestia, and atop will be a great flumph. And it will cast roy down to the bottom of the mountain, making him climb up over and over again for all eternity.

Or just down to the hells, where he will land on the great baatezu flumph.

[Optimystik]

Why bother casting him down? He'll just land on another Flumph.

You sir, have made my morning. :smallbiggrin:


The myth of Flumphiphus? Sisyflumph?

"Sisyflumph" is exactly what I thought of calling that thing.