Bloody Lullaby: 'Twilight' Inspiration

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Ok, had a sudden moment of macabre inspiration after seeing New Moon

Sang to the tune of Whiskey Lullaby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gV3g9LCvPc)...

He put Bella to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Immortal, but this time thirst was bigger
Than the strength he had to love that emo whiney
We found his head in Italy, displayed on a pillow
With a note that said no flaunting spark-a-lies
And when we buried her beneath the willow
His piano played a bloody lullaby...

[TheLogman]

Heh, this is awesome.

And even more hilarious for me because my mom listens to this song all the time.

[darkblade]

Would you like to enjoy your internet here or shall I wrap it up for you?

[Maximum Zersk]

You, my friend, are simply awesomecakes.

The legion of Aardvarks applauds you.

Your's is a poem that will pierce the heavens!

[alchemyprime]

Bow! Bow to the Tribble!

In homebrew, we are enemies, but here we be allies!

(Okay,its a small rivalry I imagine late at night. Then you get a yellow power ring and I a green and we duke it out. While homebrewing.

*big green fist* Paladins should get smites as strong as 8th level spells!
*big yellow Enterprise* No! They should get more utility!)

Anyway...

yeah, great job man... >.>

Ima go hide now...