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As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.
WOO!
Just thought I'd let you nice folk know.
Alteran
2009-12-22, 01:15 AM
Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.
I recommend that you do both of those things simultaneously, to celebrate.
Note: I do not recommend doing that.
Happy birthday! :smallsmile:
Maximum Zersk
2009-12-22, 01:27 AM
You can also play M-rated games at the same time. :smalltongue:
Congrats!
You can also play M-rated games at the same time. :smalltongue:
Congrats!
Can I really? I thought that was 21! Maybe I was thinking of 21+ games.
Lioness
2009-12-22, 02:15 AM
Congratulations, you're three months ahead of me.
And unfortunately I only get the latter part of your benefits. I don't get to watch R rated movies 'til I'm 18.
Stormthorn
2009-12-22, 02:36 AM
I briefly considered, when i turned 18, having sex with someone older while filling out a military application, regestering to vote, smoking a cigarette i bought myself, picking lottery numbers, and ordering porn online.
Instead i just regestered to vote and resolved to do the sex thing when i turned 21.
Oh, and i did buy porn shortly after that, but it was a magazine, and it was for a class.
Rettu Skcollob
2009-12-22, 04:58 AM
YOUNG AND SWEET; ONLY SEVENTEEN a
Coidzor
2009-12-22, 05:16 AM
Birthy happday! :smallbiggrin:
Note: I do not recommend doing that.
Oh, come on! It's not like the movies are very good if you're going to be doing that during them anyway. Certainly not missing much...:smalltongue:
...
... In any case, congratulations on being able to have sex without it being a crime. :smallconfused:
The Rose Dragon
2009-12-22, 07:33 AM
... In any case, congratulations on being able to have sex without it being a crime. :smallconfused:
What do you mean, have sex without it being a crime? You can't have sex with underage people while you yourself are underage?
KuReshtin
2009-12-22, 08:03 AM
As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.
Conratulations, young'un.
Oh, and i did buy porn shortly after that, but it was a magazine, and it was for a class.
Mmmmhmmm.. I'm sure it was. And it was only for the articles, right? :smallwink:
Mauve Shirt
2009-12-22, 08:18 AM
Happy birthday! Congratulations on living somewhere where 17 is not a completely useless age! :smallbiggrin:
Perenelle
2009-12-22, 03:49 PM
Happy Birthday!! :smallbiggrin:
Telonius
2009-12-22, 04:08 PM
As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.
WOO!
Just thought I'd let you nice folk know.
Happy co-birthday! I'm 29 now. Which means ... six more years before I'm allowed to run for President, I guess.
Happy birthday to you too, Telonius! I hear birthdays get less and less important as you get older, but 29 is cool too.
Temotei
2009-12-22, 05:30 PM
I turned seventeen June 1st. I get to play "M" rated games and see "R" rated movies :smallbiggrin:. I think it's eighteen for sex though. Not that I'm caring much. I've got a girlfriend, but I'm waiting. Babies are not good for me right now! :smalltongue:
Happy birthday to both of you. :smallsmile:
Weimann
2009-12-22, 05:31 PM
Just remember:http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gifAlso HAPPEH BURTHDEY!
Elfin
2009-12-22, 05:39 PM
Happy birthday!
KuReshtin
2009-12-22, 05:54 PM
I hear birthdays get less and less important as you get older, but 29 is cool too.
I can attest to the importance of birthdays waning as you get older.
I just turned 34 last week, and I celebrated that by getting some take-away food and watching a DVD.
Ok, so I was on call for work, so I couldn't do anything especially exciting, even if I wanted to, but that's beside the point.
Last proper celebration I had was when I turned 30. Let's just say that I didn't feel well the day after that birthday party.
MethosH
2009-12-22, 06:04 PM
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Gullara
2009-12-24, 07:17 PM
Join the club
Manicotti
2009-12-24, 08:43 PM
So, as soon as I saw the thread, I thought of the Stevie Nicks song, "Edge of Seventeen." Anyone else?
And happy birthday. :P You should definitely do the sex/movie thing.
Recaiden
2009-12-24, 09:40 PM
Happy Birthday!
Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2009-12-25, 12:00 AM
Well done, lad!
As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.
WOO!
Just thought I'd let you nice folk know.
That's it? That was worthy of an entire thread?
I don't post threads based on every event in my life, otherwise you'd see threads like "I'm drinking Bosco right now" or "Sometimes I wonder what motivates Santa". If it sounds like I'm angry it's only because I kinda am.
Congratulations nonetheless though...
Felixaar
2009-12-26, 05:03 AM
Ah, Seventeen. It's the best age in the world to be, until apporximately one year later when you turn eighteen.
Decoy Lockbox
2009-12-27, 02:13 AM
Patton Oswalt has some delightful things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnCHy0p6n4) to say about the "waning birthday importance" issue (possibly NSFW -- language).
When you turn 18 you can buy a gun and vote, so he suggest shooting a hole in a ballot to celebrate.
Kjata
2009-12-27, 02:16 AM
Congrats! 365 until you can go to prison.
Enjoy your freedom:smallwink:
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