I'm seventeen now. [Archive] - Giant in the Playground Forums

Xyk

2009-12-22, 12:58 AM

Alteran

2009-12-22, 01:15 AM

Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.

I recommend that you do both of those things simultaneously, to celebrate.

Note: I do not recommend doing that.

Happy birthday! :smallsmile:

Maximum Zersk

2009-12-22, 01:27 AM

You can also play M-rated games at the same time. :smalltongue:

Congrats!

Xyk

2009-12-22, 01:34 AM

You can also play M-rated games at the same time. :smalltongue:

Congrats!

Can I really? I thought that was 21! Maybe I was thinking of 21+ games.

Lioness

2009-12-22, 02:15 AM

Congratulations, you're three months ahead of me.

And unfortunately I only get the latter part of your benefits. I don't get to watch R rated movies 'til I'm 18.

Stormthorn

2009-12-22, 02:36 AM

I briefly considered, when i turned 18, having sex with someone older while filling out a military application, regestering to vote, smoking a cigarette i bought myself, picking lottery numbers, and ordering porn online.

Instead i just regestered to vote and resolved to do the sex thing when i turned 21.

Oh, and i did buy porn shortly after that, but it was a magazine, and it was for a class.

Rettu Skcollob

2009-12-22, 04:58 AM

YOUNG AND SWEET; ONLY SEVENTEEN a

Coidzor

2009-12-22, 05:16 AM

Birthy happday! :smallbiggrin:

Note: I do not recommend doing that.

Oh, come on! It's not like the movies are very good if you're going to be doing that during them anyway. Certainly not missing much...:smalltongue:

...

... In any case, congratulations on being able to have sex without it being a crime. :smallconfused:

The Rose Dragon

2009-12-22, 07:33 AM

... In any case, congratulations on being able to have sex without it being a crime. :smallconfused:

What do you mean, have sex without it being a crime? You can't have sex with underage people while you yourself are underage?

KuReshtin

2009-12-22, 08:03 AM

As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.

Conratulations, young'un.

Oh, and i did buy porn shortly after that, but it was a magazine, and it was for a class.

Mmmmhmmm.. I'm sure it was. And it was only for the articles, right? :smallwink:

Mauve Shirt

2009-12-22, 08:18 AM

Happy birthday! Congratulations on living somewhere where 17 is not a completely useless age! :smallbiggrin:

Perenelle

2009-12-22, 03:49 PM

Happy Birthday!! :smallbiggrin:

Telonius

2009-12-22, 04:08 PM

As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.

WOO!

Just thought I'd let you nice folk know.

Happy co-birthday! I'm 29 now. Which means ... six more years before I'm allowed to run for President, I guess.

Xyk

2009-12-22, 05:19 PM

Happy birthday to you too, Telonius! I hear birthdays get less and less important as you get older, but 29 is cool too.

Temotei

2009-12-22, 05:30 PM

I turned seventeen June 1st. I get to play "M" rated games and see "R" rated movies :smallbiggrin:. I think it's eighteen for sex though. Not that I'm caring much. I've got a girlfriend, but I'm waiting. Babies are not good for me right now! :smalltongue:

Happy birthday to both of you. :smallsmile:

Weimann

2009-12-22, 05:31 PM

Just remember:http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gifAlso HAPPEH BURTHDEY!

Elfin

2009-12-22, 05:39 PM

Happy birthday!

KuReshtin

2009-12-22, 05:54 PM

I hear birthdays get less and less important as you get older, but 29 is cool too.

I can attest to the importance of birthdays waning as you get older.
I just turned 34 last week, and I celebrated that by getting some take-away food and watching a DVD.
Ok, so I was on call for work, so I couldn't do anything especially exciting, even if I wanted to, but that's beside the point.

Last proper celebration I had was when I turned 30. Let's just say that I didn't feel well the day after that birthday party.

MethosH

2009-12-22, 06:04 PM

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Gullara

2009-12-24, 07:17 PM

Join the club

Manicotti

2009-12-24, 08:43 PM

So, as soon as I saw the thread, I thought of the Stevie Nicks song, "Edge of Seventeen." Anyone else?

And happy birthday. :P You should definitely do the sex/movie thing.

Recaiden

2009-12-24, 09:40 PM

Happy Birthday!

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins

2009-12-25, 12:00 AM

Well done, lad!

2009-12-26, 04:29 AM

As of about five minutes ago, I am seventeen years old. Where I live, this means two things. I can legally see R rated movies without parental supervision, and I can have sex.

WOO!

Just thought I'd let you nice folk know.

That's it? That was worthy of an entire thread?

I don't post threads based on every event in my life, otherwise you'd see threads like "I'm drinking Bosco right now" or "Sometimes I wonder what motivates Santa". If it sounds like I'm angry it's only because I kinda am.

Congratulations nonetheless though...

Felixaar

2009-12-26, 05:03 AM

Ah, Seventeen. It's the best age in the world to be, until apporximately one year later when you turn eighteen.

Decoy Lockbox

2009-12-27, 02:13 AM

Patton Oswalt has some delightful things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnCHy0p6n4) to say about the "waning birthday importance" issue (possibly NSFW -- language).

When you turn 18 you can buy a gun and vote, so he suggest shooting a hole in a ballot to celebrate.