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CarpeGuitarrem
2009-12-27, 04:02 PM
So, partially because I was bored, and partially because I wanted to do something for Christmas, I present to you The Twelve Days of D&D Christmas (http://playerside.blogspot.com/2009/12/twelve-days-of-d-christmas.html). Enjoy! (And yes, it is completely singable).

Lioness
2009-12-27, 04:30 PM
That's awesome. I sent it to my D&D group. All of them.

Optimystik
2009-12-27, 04:34 PM
I like the twist at the end. :smallbiggrin:

MeTheGameGuy
2009-12-27, 04:45 PM
Your DM really, really hates you. :smallfrown:

No, wait. He gave you eleven Epic levels. How can rocks possibly kill you if you've got that much Epic? :smallconfused:

Hat-Trick
2009-12-27, 04:59 PM
Your DM really, really hates you. :smallfrown:

No, wait. He gave you eleven Epic levels. How can rocks possibly kill you if you've got that much Epic? :smallconfused:

Epic-Tarrasque-buffed-by-a-higher-level-Epic-mage-rocks...

ZeroNumerous
2009-12-27, 05:25 PM
Rocks fall after being thrown by a hulking hurler.

Everyone dies.

Inhuman Bot
2009-12-27, 05:28 PM
Your DM really, really hates you. :smallfrown:

No, wait. He gave you eleven Epic levels. How can rocks possibly kill you if you've got that much Epic? :smallconfused:

22 epic levels, actually.

MeTheGameGuy
2009-12-27, 05:46 PM
22 epic levels, actually.

Do they actually double on the next day? I always thought it was just recapping the stuff from the previous days. :smallconfused:

DabblerWizard
2009-12-27, 05:58 PM
So, partially because I was bored, and partially because I wanted to do something for Christmas, I present to you The Twelve Days of D&D Christmas (http://playerside.blogspot.com/2009/12/twelve-days-of-d-christmas.html). Enjoy! (And yes, it is completely singable).

I approve of this song very much. :smallbiggrin:

CarpeGuitarrem
2009-12-28, 05:43 PM
Your DM really, really hates you. :smallfrown:

No, wait. He gave you eleven Epic levels. How can rocks possibly kill you if you've got that much Epic? :smallconfused:
Rocks fall, everyone dies. :smallwink:

It doesn't matter how epic you are.

Thanks for the feedback, guys! It was very fun to write.

MeTheGameGuy
2009-12-28, 05:57 PM
It doesn't matter how epic you are.

I'm epic. I have Evasion. I make a Reflex save with epic bonuses. :smallwink:

Zeta Kai
2009-12-28, 06:16 PM
That's an awesome song. I LOL'd. :smallbiggrin:

Ravens_cry
2009-12-28, 06:24 PM
I'm epic. I have Evasion. I make a Reflex save with epic bonuses. :smallwink:
The rock falls up.:smallamused:

Lioness
2009-12-28, 07:10 PM
The rocks follow you

Slayn82
2009-12-28, 07:25 PM
You cannot defeat the power of Rock!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6iT-lMgfAI)

Nero24200
2009-12-28, 07:27 PM
Well if the rocks came from epic mages...