Convoy IV: Twisted Metal Edition

[Lex-Kat]

Calypso is searching for new recruits for his next Twisted Metal Competition.

This will attempt to be an interactive Werewolf game.

When joining, please tell us your car, character name, and special weapon.

Please try to be creative. :smallsmile:


Players 5

Living
{table=head]Player|Character|Vehicle|Special Weapon
Aemoh|Riley Denbo|Dead Reckoning|Fireworks Launcher
Yspoch|Blarghh|Orc Catapult|Flamethrower/Plague Barrel
Smuchmuch|Nick Dastardly|Mean Machine 2000|Ridiculouly cartonish yet surprisingly efficient gadgetery
the Bushranger|Roland MacCumhail|KARR|Laser
Wolfbane|Harlan|Harley|Mallet
Sanity702|Zombie Lord|Zombie Corpse Mobile|Brain Splatter
Uncle Festy|Dan* (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7592598&postcount=11)|Unknown* (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7592598&postcount=11)|Poodle Launcher 2012
EleventhHour|Elizabeth "Tiger" Vambrose|Lightcycle|Trail of... mysteriously solid light behind her
Supagoof|Sweet Motha Trucker|Yellow AMC Pacer|Invisible Tires?
Indurain|Indurain|Trouser Snake|Spiked Chain Fangs!
Dallas-Dakota|Pallando, Alatar, & the Cookiemonster|Mithril-armored Mumakil|Trample or OMNOMNOM!
Happyturtle|the Joker|Joker Mobile|Flower Squirt Cannon
Lostlittlebear|Bucky McBuckBuck|Tumbler|Dual Chainsaws
Oddity|Bob Funnycakes|Monster Golf Cart|Golf Club Sharpnel Launcher
Deathslayer7|Mike the Angry Driver|Road Rager|Giant Wheels with Spikes
Nehh|Maxwell|Astroturf Car|Friction Beam
TehSheen|King of Ducks|Duck Car|Quack-a-tar!
Murska|Graggorz|Guntrukk|MOAR DAKKA!
Hyozo|Corncob|Corn-Semi|Flamethrower with Pop Corn
Zar Peter|Crazy Pete|Levelling Car|5m Levelling Staff/Lance
Billtodamax|Carl 'Jackets' McGee|Wile E. Coyote Rocket Sled|Double Handed Rocket-Hammer
the Bookworm|Queen of Hearts|Tea Party-on-Wheels|Bloody Huge Axe
Helgraf|Crasher|Crasher|Ground-Surge Stomp
[/table]

DEAD


{table=head]Player|Death|Role
Billtodamax|Day 1|Yellowjacket
Helgraf|Night 1|Spectre
the Bookworm|Night 2|Grasshopper
Zar Peter|Day 3|Victim
Hyozo|Night 3|Roadkill
Murska|Day 4|Hammerhead 2
TehSheen|Night 4|Crimson Fury
Nehh|Day 5|Victim
Deathslayer7|Night 5|Victim
Oddity|Night 5|Victim
Lostlittlebear|Day 6|Victim
Happyturtle|Night 6|Flower Power
Dallas-Dakota|Day 7|Victim
Indurain|Day 8|Hammerhead 1
Supagoof|Night 8|Sweet Tooth
EleventhHour|Day 9|Victim
Uncle Festy|Night 9|Victim
Sanity702|Night 9|Victim
Wolfbane|Day 10|Warthog
Bushranger|Day 10|Club Kid
Smuchmuch|Day 10|Outlaw
Aemoh|Winner|Calypso
Yspoch|Winner|Mr. Grimm
[/table]


Roles
Wolves
This is the order of how the wolves will be allowed into the game.

Calypso: Devil (Each night, can scry another player at 100%, unless disrupted by Helgraf's Interference. Starts off not knowing Wolves)
Sweet Tooth: Alpha (Chooses all Wolves, except Calypso and Yellowjacket*)
Yellowjacket: Special. (He is searching for Sweet Tooth. Can scry each night searching for Sweet Tooth. Gets "Nothing" if he doesn't find him specifically. ((Goal: Join Wolves)))
Mr. Grimm: Assassin (Has a 50/50 chance of killing a second target. 3 night cooldown)
Darkside: Controller (Takes control of one player's vote. 2 night cooldown after.)
Minion: Beast
Shadow: Voider

So if there are only enough for 5 wolves, then it will be Calypso through Darkside. 4 wolves? Calypso through Mr. Grimm. And so on, so forth.

*If there is only enough for three wolves, Calypso through Yellowjacket, then Yellowjacket starts out knowing SweetTooth.
Good
Spectre: Seer (100% scry ability, unless Helgraf's Interference disprupts

Scries as Seer/Fool)

Outlaw: Baner (Can protect anyone during the night phase)

Roadkill: Fool (Always scries incorrectly, until Spectre is killed. Then gains 75% scry ability, unless Helgraf's Interference disrupts

Scries as Seer/Fool)

Axel, Club Kid, Crimson Fury, Flower Power, Thumper, Twister, and Warthog: Masons (These 2 to 7 4 players start the game knowing each other. I'll let the players decide which one they wish to represent them. :smallsmile:)

Victim: Basic Driver.
Neutrals
Grasshopper is searching for Calypso. Can scry each night searching for Calypso. Gets "Nothing" if she doesn't find him specifically. Once Calypso is scried by her, she can then Night Kill him.
((Goal: Kill Calypso))

Two Hammerheads, searching for each other. Can scry each night searching for each other. Gets "Nothing" if they don't find the other specifically. ((Goal: Join together and be more powerful))

If they find each other, they can point at the same person, for a bonus vote. (3 instead of 2)

Rules So far.
Basic Rules
25% majority rule: Votes are done in red text. Once a 25% majority (rounded down) has been reached, whoever has the most votes after 48 hours is removed from the game. If no 25% majority is reached, the mob cannot gather sufficient numbers to lynch anyone.

Helgraf's Interference: There are upto Seven Characters with scrying abilities.

Just for fun, let's see how often you can scry without interfering with someone else's. :smallamused:

Silence Rule: Please do not call out your roll. This only takes away from the fun of the game.

Note: This rule is suspended if you are threatened with a lynch (3 or more votes). Thank you.

Autolynches: We will be autolynching players only if they do not point for 3 days straight. Of course, if you let me or Atreyu know that you will be gone for more than a week, we will give you a pass.

Have Fun.
Power-ups (All power-ups activated during the day)

Power Missile: Shoot this missile, and your point counts as 3 points.

Remote Bomb: Drop this, and destroy the point of the person who points after your last point.

Napalm: Who ever you vote for the day you use this, will be targeted for the next two days after also, or until dead.

First Aid Kit: Avoid upto three points when this is activated.

Fire Missile: Shoot this missile, and your point counts as 2 points.

Homing Missile: Shoot this at the person who's point you wish to secretly mimic.

If you see something that might be over-powered, let us know, so we may change it before the game starts.

Narrated by Atreyu the Masked Llama and Lex-kat.

[smuchmuch]

This will attempt to be an interactive Werewolf game.
exactly what do you mean by interactive ?

In, out of curiosity.

[Murska]

Graggorz is in with his Guntrukk. Special weapons? MOAR DAKKA!

[The Bushranger]

The character: Roland MacCumhail
The special weapon: Green Laser
The car....

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7685/99339525.jpg

:smallamused:

[The Bookworm]

Queen of Hearts in with the Tea-PartyOnWheels!
Special Weapon? Bloody Huge Axe!

[TehSheen]

Name: King of Ducks
Special Weapon: Quack-a-tar!
Car: Duck car!

[Lex-Kat]

exactly what do you mean by interactive ?
As in you need a car, a character, and a special weapon.

These will be used in our narrations. So how you play in the game, effects what happens in the narration. :smallsmile:

@ Bushranger: I can't see your vehicle. :smallfrown:

[Supagoof]

As in you need a car, a character, and a special weapon.

These will be used in our narrations. So how you play in the game, effects what happens in the narration. :smallsmile:

@ Bushranger: I can't see your vehicle. :smallfrown:It's KARR! from knight rider.

Hmm, can't say I'll be all that active, with Kingdowm Hearts starting in a week, but I can't resist Convoy!

Name: Sweet Motha Trucker
Special Weapon: Invincible Tires
Car: Yellow AMC Pacer
http://www.amcpacer.com/images/archives/goofy2.jpg

[The Bushranger]

@ Bushranger: I can't see your vehicle. :smallfrown:

I spotted the silly Tripod No Like Hyperlinkie thingie and ninja'd you with fixing the link. :smallsmile:

@Supa: The original and only Knight Rider, mind you. :smallamused:

[billtodamax]

Totally in. As:

Name: Carl 'Jackets' McGee
Vehicle: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/166058-136576-wile-e-coyote_super.jpg
Special weapon: A double-handed war-hammer, except instead of the head, there's a rather large firework.

[Uncle Festy]

In. :smallbiggrin:

Name: Asquith Fillibuster Everstein Nostradamus Pasado "Non-Sequiter" McAllister (except on Sundays and alternate Wednesdays) –*but everyone calls him Dan.
Vehicle: Unknown –*everyone who sees it sees something different (and totally absurd, of course).
Weapon: The Poodle Launcher 2012.

[Wizibirb]

IN!
Let's see
Name: Zombie Lord
Car: Zombie corpse mobile (yes it is a car made out of zombie corpses.)
Special: Brain splatter.

[Hyozo]

Having lost everything in the failure of his first big assignment, one police officer travels through time to set right what once went wrong. Unfortunately he hit his head, got amnesia, and remembered only the name Corncob, and his need to join the convoy.

Name: Corncob
Vehicle:http://image.motortrend.com/f/features/consumer/9237326+pheader/112_0705_11l2+2020_foresight+corn_cars.jpg
The truck in this picture
Special Weapon: flamethrowers, which happen to also be good for popping corn.

[Aemoh]

Name: Riley Denbo
Car: Dead Reckoning
http://www.jmsfx.com/images/dead_reckoning_1.jpg
Special Weapon: Fireworks Launcher

... What? Fireworks can be deadly.

[Oddity]

Name: Bob Funnycakes
Car: 'Who says I cant get high?'
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items767/2561.jpg
Special weapon: Golf-club shrapnel launcher

[happyturtle]

Name: The Joker
Car: Joker Mobile
Weapon: flower squirt cannon

http://www.megomuseum.com/wgsh/playsets/images/joker_mobile.jpg

Back-up Weapon:
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq40/happyturtle-avs/werewolf/img31787498603e648865.jpg

[smuchmuch]

Name: Nick Dastardly
The grandson of **** dastardly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****_Dastardly)).-Three generations of mustache twirling villainy in the genes and decided to make his grandpa proud

Car: New Mean Machine (http://www.hotink.com/wacky/00_ani.gif) 2000
with a 200/° pointier nose

Weapons:
-Ridiculouly cartonish yet surprisingly efficient gadgetery (including explosive and chains, gotta moves with the times. New weapons , same old tricks)

[Helgraf]

Name: Shriek
Car: Shriek ((free cookie for someone who gets the reference and can provide a pic))
Weapon: Ground-surge stomp. ((See above))

[Nehh]

Name: Maxwell
Car: Astroturf car! (Warning: Screen stretch!)http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u247/montrealstevens/PICT0146.jpg
Special weapon: Friction beam!

[Deathslayer7]

Name: Mike the Angry Driver
Car: Road Rager
Weapon: Giant wheels with spikes

the neutral doesnt seem much like a neutral with the goal to kill Calypso fyi.

Second a three night cool down for changing one person's vote? :smallconfused: seems a bit harsh.

[billtodamax]

*snip*
the neutral doesnt seem much like a neutral with the goal to kill Calypso fyi.

Second a three night cool down for changing one person's vote? :smallconfused: seems a bit harsh.

Quoted for Truth. The neuutral doesn't have much option but to ally with team good. Also, echoing the cooldown harshness.

[Lex-Kat]

the neutral doesnt seem much like a neutral with the goal to kill Calypso fyi.
Well whoever is Grasshopper basically wins once she does that. So just like the last game, s/he can quit after that is over, or continue playing.

But yes, she is more of a Neutreal/Leaning toward Good.

Her opposite is actually Yellowjacket, who is doing essentially the same thing, except he's looking to join the Wolves.

Second: a three night cool down for changing one person's vote? :smallconfused: seems a bit harsh.
The reason for the three day cooldown, is because all the wolves, except SweetTooth and Yellowjacket, have powers. That's five powers. And most of them know each other from the beginning. With only Calypso and Yellowjacket starting blind.

The goodguys only have 3 powers. Baner and Seer. With the Masons and an unreliable Seer making 1/2 a power each.


Does it still seam harsh? No, really, I'm asking.

[Murska]

It's harsh for being a pretty weak power with a high cooldown, not team strength wise. But any power is stronger than a normal wolf so I don't think it's anything to complain about.

[Lex-Kat]

Well, maybe I can make it a 1 or 2 night CoolDown. Which sounds better?

[Murska]

Make it 2, or 1 and weaken another wolf somehow.

[lostlittlebear]

Name: Bucky McBuckBuck
Car: The Tumbler
Image:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2007/09/batmobile_Tumbler.jpg
Special Weapon: Dual Chainsaws

First time player here! Hope you won't mind if I make too many n00bish mistakes. Just a question though, will RPing be required?

[happyturtle]

RP is always encouraged, but never required. Welcome, and if you have any questions at all, speak up!

Though once the game starts, and you have your role, you'll want to direct questions to the narrators by PM, since you won't be able to trust any of us then. Especially Murska. :smallwink:

[Zar Peter]

I want to sign up please although I don't have a car in mind yet. car found.

Character name: Crazy Pete
Car: Levelling Car
Weapon: 5m Levelling Staff as shown in the picture (use like a lance)

Disadvantage: Slow (app. 2km/h)

Picture: http://www.gmbmbh.de/level9_cms/images_user/thumb.php?image=http://www.gmbmbh.de/level9_cms/images_user/1568_ib1_vermess3_web.jpg&x=600&y=450

[lostlittlebear]

Mm, just a question. How does one tell who is a wolf/villager, if the only thing we see each night are dead bodies? Are there any clues we can use?

[happyturtle]

You watch for clues in how people behave, the kinds of stuff they say, the way they voted, whether you catch them in a lie. There are seers who have the ability to see people's roles, but of course if someone claims to be a seer, are they telling the truth? Took me about 4 or 5 games before I started to get a feel for it. And of course I'm still wrong more often than I'm right.

[Murska]

And if you get an intuitive feeling about someone, go with it. It's usually right, and when it's wrong, it's wrong spectacularly.

[The Bushranger]

And remember, Murska is Always a Wolf. *glares at the 'voider'* :smallannoyed: :smalltongue:

[Murska]

Nah, I'm totally a neutral voider who scries as a wolf.

[happyturtle]

And when Murska sends you a PM asking you for your role? DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!!

[Uncle Festy]

And when Murska sends you a PM asking you for your role? DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!!

Never trust him.
No, not even then.
Even if the narrators TELL you he's on your side, and have confirmed he's a fellow Mason or whatever, still treat him as a potentially dangerous asset.
At BEST.
:smalltongue:

[Murska]

What do you mean 'potentially'? :smallconfused:

[Nehh]

Of course, you can still work well with Murska. I do it all the time. Just not trust him. I don't trust him any more than anyone else here, I just do it in a friendly way.

Oh, and guys... Murska was totally innocent when I said he was. You see? Just don't trust me, because I'm probably making this stuff up on the fly. In fact, I am making this stuff up on the fly. Or am I? There is no fly.

[lostlittlebear]

Wait, there is no fly? GAH... WE'VE ALL BEEN LIVING A LIE...

-one bucket of brain bleach later-

Ahh, I geddit. So WW is basically a game of complete and utter Mind Screw where you shouldn't even trust your own shadow. Sounds fun!

Thanks for all the help. :)

[Murska]

Well that's one of the basics. Shadow is one you should NEVER trust.

[Zar Peter]

Well that's one of the basics. Shadow is one you should NEVER trust.

Just wanted to write the same... Shadow! Don't mention him... he's got a own rule.

Hope he's back someday though.

[Lex-Kat]

Only 18 players? :smallfrown: Has my narrating been so bad lately? :smallsigh:

[Trixie]

Says someone who should totally compare her past games scores with mine :smallamused:

[Lex-Kat]

I'm thinking it's the RP aspect that is scaring some players off.

If you don't wish to RP, you don't have to.

I just need a car/driver/special weapon for the narrations. :smallsmile:

As for Player #s.

Assassins I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102711): 22

Assassins II: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110754) 31

Assassins III: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121535) 38

Is should at least be able to match my first WW attempt. :smallfrown:

[Trixie]

My games have no roleplaying at all, and guess how many usually join them? :smallamused:

[billtodamax]

<.<

Hey you. Yeah you. Join this game. Right now.

>.>

[Trixie]

...aren't you supposed to be a mime? :smalltongue:

[billtodamax]

She knows too much.

*hand signals*

*team of suit-wearing men tackle Trixie and take her in for questioning*

[Lex-Kat]

there are still four more days to join. :smallsmile:

And I can't guess how many joined your games.

Though, I could look it up. They are in the Archives. I know that much. I placed them there.

[happyturtle]

Sign Wolfy up. I think he's back on the 11th, and I know he'll want some werewolf action. :smallsmile:

[Trixie]

And I can't guess how many joined your games.

Though, I could look it up. They are in the Archives. I know that much. I placed them there.

Or, you can click my sig.

My poor, dusty sig no one looks on anymore :smallfrown:

[Lex-Kat]

Comparisson of Assassins vs. Fate/Stay Night

Assassins I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102711): 22

Fate/Stay Night I: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107846) 22

Assassins II: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=110754) 31

Fate/Stay Night II: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122732) 20

Assassins III: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121535) 38

Fate/Stay Night III: (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136910) 21

At least the numbers remained fairly consistant. *Tries to see the bright side* :smallbiggrin:

And I always joined your games. :smallsmile:

[billtodamax]

Your first two games confused me greatly, Trixie. That's probably why I didn't join them.

[Lex-Kat]

I liked the second one best. I wish more people joined them. Trixie is a great narrator, in my opinion.

[The Bushranger]

*huggles teh pixie*

But Lex's narrations are the best!

[Uncle Festy]

>.>
<.<
I can join twice if you want. :smalltongue:

[Lex-Kat]

Hmmmm. There's an idea.

But I don't think it will be necessary. We may do like the previous Convoy, and allow some players to join, mid-game.

We are currently hammering out the details for that. :smallsmile:

[Indurain]

You know I can't say no to a Llamatxt!

Sign me up.

Character Name: Indurain
Car: The Trouser Snake
http://saysomethingfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/deathrace2000still.jpg
Special Weapon: Spiked Chain Fangs! Oh...and my hand is a grenade.

*Goes back to read the rules for the 4th time*

"Frakkin' Llama"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Its a not a real WW game unless someone is running around naked!!

[Supagoof]

Its a not a real WW game unless someone is running around naked!!QFT!

Also - Billtodamax isn't verbally speaking, you can just hear his voice in your mind!! That's how that mime rolls.


I spotted the silly Tripod No Like Hyperlinkie thingie and ninja'd you with fixing the link. :smallsmile:

@Supa: The original and only Knight Rider, mind you. :smallamused:
Sorry to correct you...

KARR (Knight Automotive Roving Robot}
http://knight-rider-revival.tripod.com/krphotos/karr.jpg - Note the grey two tone design, the Yellow roaming lights.

KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand)
http://www.speechtechblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/real-kitt-start-scene-7545632.jpg Note - All Black, Red Roaming lights.

And Knight "Rider" came from the combination of the Knight Industries vehicle plus the addition of the driver, or Michael Knight. Although KARR was the prototype, it never obtained the name of Knight Rider since the prototype was never released into use. KARR was stolen from a warehouse in later episodes.

But I'll accept your intention for "original and only" to not include the spinoff series, one involving 5 seperate vehicles or the mroe recent release involving the transforming vehicle. Which jumped the shark by bringing KARR into the first season.

And I'm done geeking out. :smallbiggrin:

[EleventhHour]

Catgirl on a motorbike? Don't be ridiculous....

http://fashionlifecrew.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/thumb_3164_b29e4b1b218f1867351e8dac84874503.jpg

Why settle for motors, when I can just bring out the Tron?

Elizabeth "Tiger" Vambrose, the stunning driver of this... lightcycle, and of course her special trick would have to be leaving a trail of... mysteriously solid light behind her.

:smallwink:

[Yspoch]

I'd like to join, if it's still possible to do so.

Character: Standard issue orc named Blarghh
Vehicle: Catapult

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/2/2b/Wintergrasp_Catapult.jpg

Weapons:

Short range: Flamethrower
Medium range: Plague Barrel

[The Bushranger]

Sorry to correct you...

KARR (Knight Automotive Roving Robot}
http://knight-rider-revival.tripod.com/krphotos/karr.jpg - Note the grey two tone design, the Yellow roaming lights.

KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand)
http://www.speechtechblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/real-kitt-start-scene-7545632.jpg Note - All Black, Red Roaming lights.

And Knight "Rider" came from the combination of the Knight Industries vehicle plus the addition of the driver, or Michael Knight. Although KARR was the prototype, it never obtained the name of Knight Rider since the prototype was never released into use. KARR was stolen from a warehouse in later episodes.

But I'll accept your intention for "original and only" to not include the spinoff series, one involving 5 seperate vehicles or the mroe recent release involving the transforming vehicle. Which jumped the shark by bringing KARR into the first season.

And I'm done geeking out. :smallbiggrin:

That was what I meant. And KARR as a Transformer in the new series wasn't just jumping the shark, it was Evel Knievel jumping a Megalodon.

...but remember, in Trust Doesn't Rust, KARR was also black with a red scanner. :smallamused: The two-tone-and-yellow (used here! :smallsmile:) was from KITT vs KARR.

[/KR Geek]

[Lex-Kat]

We have 22 Players, at the moment. :smallsmile:

And one more day before the game begins.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Hmm, I thought Convoy would get more players...

Hmmmmhmm....

I don't really like these new rules/power-ups thingies much.

Not to mention that I don't have that much time.

But eh, what the heck.

Characters: The two blue wizards Pallando & Alatar and the Cookiemonster.
Means of Transportation:A mithril-armored Mumakil.
Special Weapon:
1. TRAMPLE: Being bigger then pretty much everything in the convoy, C'monster and the blue wizards have size as one of their advantages.
2. OMNOMNOM: OMNOMNOM. Sorry, C'monster mistook you for a cookie there. And umm, sorry about the whole being devoured alive thing.
3. Final....weapon! The Istari cloak themselves in mortal shape so that men(and others) will think of them as normal and trust them. Even in all of Tolkien's books, they are rarely, mentioned and even rarer when they are there at the scene. This allows for....
OBSCURE FANBOY-WRITING-POWERS! To be given to them. This really are just RANDOM powers.(Power may be stopped by ''plot'' and ''negative reviews'')


This was a fun post. ^^

[Lex-Kat]

Recruitment Over.

[UncleWolf]

*comes back in heavy winter clothes*

I'm Back! :smallbiggrin:

I'll be Harlan, drive a Harley (:smallwink:), and use a mallet :smallbiggrin:

[Lex-Kat]

Role PMs will be sent out, as soon as the chosen Sweet Tooth chooses her/his team. :smallsmile:

And then the game will begin.

[Deathslayer7]

is wolfbane in?

nvm looked. yay! :smallbiggrin:

[UncleWolf]

What? Thought you could keep me away? :smalltongue:

[Uncle Festy]

*comes back in heavy winter clothes*

I'm Back! :smallbiggrin:

I'll be Harlan, drive a Harley (:smallwink:), and use a mallet :smallbiggrin:

=O
HE'S BACK! :smallbiggrin:
*tackleglomps*

[billtodamax]

WOLFY!

*glomps*

Never leave again.

[Nehh]

Uh... Wolfy?

*confusedglomps*

[Lex-Kat]

Role PMs

Calypso: You are the mastermind behind these games. You have the uncanny ability to look into someone's soul and see who they truly are.

Ability: Every night, you can scry one player to find out what their role is.

Goal: Find the rest of Team Calypso, and help them win Twisted Metal.

Sweet Tooth: You are Calypso's favorite little mass murdering psycho. Your sole purpose is to go out there and reek as much havoc as humanly possible.

Ability: Get's to choose the rest of his team.
______Every night, your team chooses one other player to utterly destroy.

Goal: Help Team Calypso win Twisted Metal.

Mr. Grimm: Another stone cold killer. You truly believe that you have been chosen to reap the souls of the other contestants.

Ability: Assassin- Has a 50/50 chance of killing a second target. 3 night cooldown.

Goal: Help Team Calypso win Twisted Metal.

Yellowjacket: You are a surprise guest in this tournament. You are looking for your son, Needles Kane. Also known as, Sweet Tooth.

Ability: Every night, you can scry one of the players. Unless it's Sweet Tooth, you get "Nothing".

Goal: Find Sweet Tooth, and help Team Calypso win Twisted Metal.

Spectre/Roadkill: You are either a hottie looking for fame, or a delusional bum out to save the world.

Ability: Every night, you get to scry one player to find out what their role is.
______If you are Spectre, this scry is 100% accurate.
______If you are Roadkill, this scry is 100% inaccurate, until Spectre dies. Then it becomes 75% accurate.

Goal: Survive Twisted Metal.

Outlaw: You've entered the tournament to find your brother, Sgt. Buzz Roberts. But you also are trying to bring this freak show down, and will protect anyone you think will help you in this.

Ability: Every night, you can choose to protect any other player, including yourself.

Goal: Survive Twisted Metal.

Axel, Club Kid, Crimson Fury, Flower Power, Thumper, Twister, or Warthog (Masons): Axel, Club Kid, Agent Stone, Amber Rose, Bruce Cochrane, Amanda Watts, and/or Commander Mason have joined together to help stop Calypso.

Ability: You four know, and therefore are able to trust, each other.

Goal: Survive Twisted Metal.

Grasshopper: Krista Sparks is searching for Calypso, her father.

Ability: Every night, you can scry one of the players. Unless it's Calypso, you get "Nothing".
______Once you find Calypso, you gain the ability to kill him the next night.

Goal: Find and Kill Calypso.

Hammerheads: You are Mike and Stu/Dave and Mike. You are looking for the other pair of Monster Truck Metal Heads, so you can join forces, and become an unstoppable force.

Ability: Every night, you can scry one of the players. Unless it's Hammerhead, you get "Nothing".
______Once you find each other, you can both attack the same player, and gain an additional vote against the target.

Goal: Join together, be more powerful, and survive.

Victims: Your the new vehicles to Twisted Metal.
(NOTE: Everyone gets this PM)

Ability: You get to vote every day on who to take out, just like everyone else.

Goal: Survive Twisted Metal.

[happyturtle]

Victims: Your the new vehicles to Twisted Metal.
(NOTE: Everyone gets this PM)

Ability: You get to vote every day on who to take out, just like everyone else.

Goal: Survive Twisted Metal.

You should have used BCC for the recipients to keep from confusing poor innocent turtles and catgirls. :smalltongue:

[Lex-Kat]

In the city of New York, hidden among the buildings, 23 contestants, all looking to win the 7th annual Twisted Metal competition, wait anxiously for the signal for the game to begin.

Suddenly, over their radios, no matter which station they are listening to, they hear this:

Metallica: Fuel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBLhdSy5t4)

Let the contest........ begin!! Calypso's voice rings out over the music.


Day 1 Begins.
It ends in 48 hours.... or so.

[EleventhHour]

And slimming her way between cars is the little lightcycle, and then using the back of a car carrying transport as a ramp, she does a slowtime flip over the street, and points at Nehh with a machinepistol for having such a short name. "See you on the flipside!"

[Helgraf]

Shriek sends her wheels a squealin' and rockets down the main strip.

"I'm the only Queen of Twisted Metal," she shrieks as she transforms, slamming her foot into the ground to send a bolt of twisted energy toward the Queen of Hearts and her vehicle (the Bookworm)

[Hyozo]

Corncob's corntanker pulls up behind Harlan's Harley and lets out a burst of flame. "You and your little bike will be out of this tourney right off. Quit now, while you still can."

((Welcome back point at Wolfbane))

[billtodamax]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOO!


And there comes a cry from the blazing rocket, the land-bound astronaut, the man to which speed is no obstacle, tearing past the monuments of New York at what scientists are sure is a speed at which no turning should be possible.

Yes indeed, Jackets certainly is putting on quite the display. Such talent in a newcomer! Look at the way he handle that turn, barely having to destroy the building at all! That takes some real skill folks.

And just look at his approach as he speeds up behind Tiger, getting ready to knock her straight off of her motorcycle. Watch as he dodges around the beam of light and accelerates, swinging that rocket of his.

That's just some fine driving right there from the new guy. Just some great control of his ludicrously fast vehicle.

((Eleventhhour))

[Murska]

"Arrigt, time fer sum dakka!"

The bright red vehicle speeds past most of the other contestants and then the bullets and missiles catch up, spreading devastation all around. One of the larger explosions hits Shriek. (Helgraf)

[The Bushranger]

Behind Corncob's tanker pulls a two-tone Trans-Am, a yellow scanner sweeping back and forth in its nose.

It's driver, a tall, handsome man in a cowboy hat and vest, seems to be talking to a disembodied voice...

One laser blast, and we can take out all of them...
"Sorry, but no. Tempting as that is, that would disqualify us as well.
We could also shoot the judges.
[color=darkred]"No."

(Helgraf)

[Wizibirb]

The corpse mobile seemed to slowly enter the arena, somehow it did not fall apart just driving but none the less it moved forward. As it stops a low chant can be heard from the cars body. brains...brains....Brains! A smile lit up the drivers face. Then with what seemed impossible speed for a car made of corpses it drove off.


((random at my best friend Deathslayer7))

[Deathslayer7]

As Mike hears the blast off, he squeals his tires, and nearly runs over Murska, cursing him in during the process for getting to closer to his "baby." A few moments later he's laughing at the corpse car that looks very ugly.

[Nehh]

Maxwell is sitting in his car, rocketing along backwards at a furious pace. He's just starting to get bored of it when he sees a giant duck coming at him in the rear-view mirror. He swerves, misses the duck, but spins and brushes past Shriek, who gets some very bad friction burns from the Astroturf on his left side.

i.e. Helgraf. And that's a 3!

[lostlittlebear]

Bucky gulps slightly as the cars take off with a roar, he's new to the game and is more than a little intimidated by the speed and power of the cars around him. Gunning his engine, his tumbler leaps forward, and instantly, his fear goes away.

"Heh, I bet even a tank wouldn't survive a brush with this ba-"

THUMP

His words are cut off by an unexpected collision. Peering out of the driver's window, he sees a lightcycle swerving away.

"Heh, sucker."

(Random point at Eleventhhour for stealing the lightcycle before I could use it)

[The Bookworm]

The Queen throws herself to the floor and is narrowly missed by the bolt of energy. Her car isn't so lucky, though, and finds itself on fire.
"Off with you head!" Yells the Queen, as you jumps into Shriek's (Helgraf) car and begins waving the axe around dangerously.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Suddenly, from the ye olde sesame street headquarters, a roar is heard!
The one or two employees which haven't been switched to the new fancy building yet flee the area. As they do so, they think they hear something...

''OMNOMNOM!!!''
The building suddenly implodes and from the rubble emerges a giant elephant!
The ones who have seen or read the Lord of the Rings quickly start shouting something about a mumakil!

On the top stand two blue wizards and on the head, controlling the reigns is....COOKIEMONSTER?!??!?!?!?!

OMNOMNOM!!!

The mumakil almost accidentally tramples the brightly coloured text-clouds from Billtodamax

[Helgraf]

"Bad bad bad move, Queenie!"

Shriek bucks hard as she changes back into car form and zooms off.

"But I'll be back for you later! Cy-kill's orders!"

Eleventhhour

[happyturtle]

The Joker aims her flower cannon at Billtodamax as she speeds past.

[Aemoh]

*points at The Bookworm*

For the day 1 random.

[Supagoof]

WAAAAHAAAHAAAHOOOEEEEEE!

The all too familiar laugh of Goofy is heard as the yellow pacer flies over the walls into the center of the arena.

Um, I don't think we went the right way Max.

Really Dad? I wanted to go to Los Angelos.

Yeah I know. Ya wanted to see some power lines of sumtin' like that. Well it's getting a bit late to do any more travelin' today. That clock there says were in the Eleventh Hour or so.

Dad, I think we're in a demolition derby or something. Step on the gas, let's go!

Now you're just being paranoid.

Dad, hit the gas.

Just a second Max.

DAD!

Max reaches over and slams his foot on top of Goofs, moving the car and keeping it from being crushed by the monstrous beast driven by Nehh.

((Coin flip between Nehh and Eleventhour, since I don't know why Helgraf has gotten so much attention on day 1, but maybe he deserves it?))

[Helgraf]

((Coin flip between Nehh and Eleventhour, since I don't know why Helgraf has gotten so much attention on day 1, but maybe he deserves it?))

((For what? Voting early?))

[Supagoof]

((For what? Voting early?))((Shaking the branches and seeing what falls out of the tree is all I'm checking on old friend. Nehh did add the 3rd vote to your bandwagon without much logic behind, and proudly exclaimed it. In a game with 23 players, that's a pretty devastating blow for a day 1 lynching.))

[Zar Peter]

Point at Hyozo. Random. Mostly.

[Yspoch]

"Blarghh!", Blarghh shouts. He hardly takes aim as he fires one of his plague barrels at the lightcycle (eleventhhour) in the distance.

[UncleWolf]

Harlan cheers as he smacks another traffic cone with his giant mallet.

"Ten Points!"

He looks around, feeling a bit lost. "Puddin? Where are you?"

(Obligatory point at Happyturtle :smalltongue:)

[Uncle Festy]

A car drives up out of nowhere. Well, it's probably a car. That's the best you can do to describe it, really – it's most likely a car of some sort. On a good day.
Dan sticks his head out the window as he passes Nehh. "EAT THIS!" he shouts, as a massive cannon on the top of the… vehichle… twists towards him, glows brightly, and fires a blinding blast of energy –
And suddenly Nehh will find a slice of chocolate cake sitting on the seat next to him. "Enjoy!" shouts Dan as he pulls ahead.

[Indurain]

The trouser snake screetches out from behind a burning pile of wreckage, braking to a stop.

"Gods this latex is awfully uncomfortable. Stupid lawyers. *mumble*censorship*mumble*"

WAAAAHAAAHAAAHOOOEEEEEE!

"What the ---"

Indurain ducks as the goofmobile flies over his head.

"That Maniac!"

Indurain slams on the gas chasing after Supagoof.

"STOP USING LOGIC ON DAY 1" Indy shouts after the Goof Troop.

[Helgraf]

((Whoops - bad me. My character and car should be named Crasher, not Shriek... ))

[TehSheen]

The Duck King drives in his great duck car and aims his quack-a-tar at Billtodamax. "Quack Quack!" Suddenly, a stream of ducks comes out and leaps for Billtodamax's car.

[Helgraf]

The Porsche 682 model Crasher took the curves smooth as silk, then barrelled through the divider with little more than a scratch to show for it, lining up in position, then executing her homing ground stomp to try and take the ACME Rocket Car off the tracks. ((billtodamax for my own survival)).

[billtodamax]

Oh and will you look at that? Quite a number of racers have started to gather around Jackets and Crasher, trying to force one of them to crash!

Oh but just look at the control exhibited by the two drivers! Dodging attacks left and right, regular jackrabbits, both of them!

You ain't got nothing you can give that I can't take! Heehahahaha!

((Helgraf))

[Zar Peter]

Point at Billtodamax, changed for surveying reasons

[Oddity]

A very over sized golf cart zooms around in circles creating havoc in its tyre tracks. suddenly it comes to a halt, when the dust clears the name Supagoof.

((I'm sorry Supagoof... its just... such round letters :smallbiggrin:))

[Supagoof]

You ain't got nothing you can give that I can't take! Heehahahaha!

((Helgraf))MAX! what are you doing? You're not allowed to drive a car. But if you're interested in learning, I'll show you how.

Goofy buckles in his seatbelt. An malicious look sparks in his eye. At this moment he's gone from Mr. Walker
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg8QDyTjjF4/RqPl8h5E6JI/AAAAAAAAA2k/YXPOGv937oA/s200/motor3.png
To Mr. Wheeler!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qg8QDyTjjF4/RqPmER5E6KI/AAAAAAAAA2s/Mm-tZjliMQY/s200/motor2.png
He slams on the gas, and goes racing past Billtodamax.

Get outta my way! We'll see how much you can take.

((@^ Oh that's a perfectly fine reason Odditiy. Just remember your name has almost as many round letters. :smalltongue:

And changing point due to a PM I got.))

[Lex-Kat]

Day 1

Crasher was on a mission. She was going to win this pitiful contest, and make her dream come true.

But she made a mistake. She hadn't realized that the humans would come to the defense of the so called "Queen of Hearts".

Suddenly, everyone seemed to be gunning for her.

Everywhere she went, the other contestants would stop chasing each other, and redirect their attention to her.

That is, until the Goof Troop arrived. A-hyuck. Look at that Porsche, Max. Ain't she a beauty?

Just then, a human strapped to a rocket rushed past the yellow pacer, and began firing at the porsche.

With a roar of Anger, Mr. Wheeler took control and came to the rescue of Crasher.

With a huge explosion, the rocket detonated, and it's rider was never seen again.

Billtodamax, a.k.a. Carl 'Jackets' McGee, went for one hell of a ride on his Rocket. He was Yellowjacket.


Night 1 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Woooo, hell yeah!

Good start to the convoy, yarr!

Seeing Yellowjacket dead, the mumakil and cookiemonster roar at the same time, scaring some of the smaller participants of the convoy.

:smallbiggrin: Good start, peoples!

[billtodamax]

((Huh. I just noticed that the nickname I gave my character matched up with his role's name.))

Oh, will you look at that? And just like that a promising newcomer is wiped straight off the face of the planet! It really is too bad!

Although you gotta admit, riding on, and wielding high-explosives was probably not the best course of action for a racer in this very violent race.

I'm gonna have to agree with you there. It's a shame to see someone that explosive go out so early, but don't worry folks, there's sure to be plenty more violent deaths where that came from, and we'll be hear to cover every one of them!

...I hate you so much right now, you know that?

[lostlittlebear]

Bucky's car rocks slightly as it is hit by the shockwave from the huge blast.

"Huh, Yellowjacket's gone already, eh? Thought it'd take a lot more effort than that. Don't worry, baby, we'll survive this."

Disturbingly, he appears to be talking to his car.

[Supagoof]

"STOP USING LOGIC ON DAY 1" Indy shouts after the Goof Troop.Neener neener neeeeeneeeer! See what my logic did. We found a bumblebee. :smallbiggrin:

[smellie_hippie]

*In an almost Artoo-D2 like fashion of avoiding laser blasts, or in this case catapulting "vehicles", a tye-dyed and bumper stickered volkswagon meanders through the chaos...*

Driving that train, high on cocaine
Casey Jones you better, watch your speed!
Trouble a-head, trouble behind...
and you know that notion... just crossed my mind.

*The permanently grinning motorist glances up at the flying yellow pacer...*

Whoa........ :eek: Maybe we better mosey along to calmer waters.

*The unmistakable sound of "ta-pokita pokita pokita" sputters from the bio-diesel engine as the Westfalia dubbed "The Satellite of Love" heads towards the colorful sunset...* :smallwink:

[Deathslayer7]

Mike swigs the last of his beer then crushes his can with ease. He tosses it out his window without a care in the world. He kep nodding his head to the screaming rock music coming out of the radio. Ahhh.... this was the life. Beer, rock n roll, driving into the sunset with just me and my car. Oh and soon to be a crashed taxie. He sped up on the gas and soon enough, crunched a taxi undnerneath his wheels. Man it was good to be on top.

[Indurain]

Neener neener neeeeeneeeer! See what my logic did. We found a bumblebee. :smallbiggrin:

But that's because you changed your logic...AFTER I yelled at you for it. A wise move indeed. I've got my eye on you Goof.

[Lex-Kat]

Night 1

Crasher barely escapes with her life and retreats to find a Health Power Up.

She searches everywhere, but just like the day before, where she was attacked at every turn, now when she gets near a Health, one of the other contestants shoves her out of the way and steals it from her. Which in turn makes her weaker and slower.

Slowly, Crasher sputters to a stop. She begins to envision Leader-1 coming to her rescue.

Stifly, she transforms into her robot form, but she's so weak, she cannot stand.

As she falls, Leader-1 catches her and slows her fall. Shhhhh. It'll be alright my darling. I'm here for you now. He says to her with a smile.

She smiles back at him. I knew you would be. And she closes her eyes, and let's him carry her away.

The next morning, Leader-1 finds the remains of Crasher under an old section of highway. He has Turbo and Rest-Q lift her up and carry her to see if she can be revived.

Helgraf, a.k.a. Crasher, had engine problems during the night. He was Spectre/Roadkill.

Yes, this means he's dead, and no longer in the game.


Day 2 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

Smuchmuch

Uncle Festy

[Helgraf]

((Well done folks. Well done indeed.))

[Hyozo]

Crazy Pete will find the corntanker rapidly accelerating toward his rear end, and soon the flames will start flying toward him. Inside the corntankercorncob is laughing maniacally.

((Zar Peter on a hunch.))

[The Bushranger]

((:smalleek:))

A two-tone Trans-Am seems to be weaving back and forth behind the corntanker, before pulling up alongside and going to roar past, cutting dangerouly close in front of it. The flames seeming to have no effect!

(Hyozo)

[Wizibirb]

The zombie mobile charged at what had to be the most ridiculous car on the road, hopping to run it over, and eat the driver.

((Point at happyturtle))

[Uncle Festy]

… well this is embarrassing.
I appear to have forgotten to color in my point yesterday. :smallredface:
So… Nehh.

[EleventhHour]

Zoom! Across the road, over the curb, and then bounce up the ramp and through the SECRET SHORTCUT glass! A quick cut across the street to clothsline the next person, she rides up the wall, and looks back to see Oddity run into it...

[happyturtle]

As the Zombie Mobile charges it from behind, the Joker Mobile uses its backup weapon - the boxing glove on a spring!

POW!!!!!!

Counterpoint at Sanity702

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happyturtle, because I couldn't really point at her/lynch her in Batman.

>.>

And because I have no friggen' idea of who to pint at.

"Goof and Indy should do what they did yesterday...

[Zar Peter]

Point at Aemoh

Very weak reasoning. Helgraf PMed me and asked me to change my vote because he's a seer. I think he send that to other people, too. I don't know which, though, but since I stated in my post that my point was random. Aemoh did that, too, so maybe he got this PM, too. As said, very weak reason.

[Deathslayer7]

Zar Peter for using logic on day 2!

[Zar Peter]

Neener neener neeeeeneeeer! See what my logic did. We found a bumblebee. :smallbiggrin:

Hey! He used logic day 1 and you aren't pointing at him!

[Deathslayer7]

because i had already pointed that day, and now i see your complaining, so im sticking to it. :smalltongue:

[smuchmuch]

From behind a large rock commes the sound of metal being banged with a large wrench. There as a few second of silence and then a sudden *wloooouuf* and the sudden light of a huge flame torching the whole area. A man stagger from the scorched area and try twist what's left of waht use to be a thin elegant mustache "Gnahahah, she's purring like a kitten." If by "purrs", you mean "sounds like the mating call of a buckled chainsaw", then yes.

"Pah, what would you know. Nothing can stop me now !" Nick jumps in his car and soon enough the Meanmachine 2000 is rushing on the trace of a Harley ((Wolfbane)), leaving in his wake a trail of fire and scorched earth.

[lostlittlebear]

"I don't like the look of that Road Rager - baby. Giant wheels with spikes are so eighties."

Gunning his engine, Bucky hurtles towards Deathslayer7

[Aemoh]

Point at Aemoh

Very weak reasoning. Helgraf PMed me and asked me to change my vote because he's a seer. I think he send that to other people, too. I don't know which, though, but since I stated in my post that my point was random. Aemoh did that, too, so maybe he got this PM, too. As said, very weak reason.

You mean my day 1 random? The time's I don't random on day 1 are rather rare(or really, any of my points, day 1 or no :smallamused: )

I could counter point and put another nail in the ZP wagon, but that wouldn't be very nice, so...

*points at Murska*

For being above :smallsmile:

[Murska]

Zar Peter for now.

What do you mean, above? :smallbiggrin: Zar Peter.

[Oddity]

Tearing up the track the oversize golf-cart runs full pelt into a wall.

Curse you Tiger!! Funnycakes yells as he reassembles his entire engine from scratch.
Never get tired of the good ol' 10cc

((EleventhHour))

[Nehh]

The Stormtrooper sights round a corner and levels his rifle. He sees a target. BOOM!

((Random at Calar.))

Maxwell brushes ash off his chicken hat, finishes off the last of the cake and steps hard on the gas.

*CRUNCH*

He pokes his head out of the window, and realises he's accidentally put the car in reverse. He looks out at the person he hit. It was Murska.

"Oops! Sorry, didn't see you there."

[Yspoch]

Confused at the rampage around him, Blaargh tries to fry Graggorz (Murska) with the flamethrower of his catapult.

((If Nehh meant to point at Murska (no red color), this should put both of them at 3 votes each))

[Dallas-Dakota]

Deathslayer7! For third-wagon and a hunch!

[Lex-Kat]

Day 2

Graggorz grinned like a big kid in the candy store. He had the slow ponderous Levelling Car in his sights, and there was no way her was not going to kill this misfit.

The sad thing was, he'd had to slow to a crawl to continue firing on him. His armor rating must be a five or something.

He flicked the button to launch a Power Missile at him, but before he launched it, Dead Reckoning flew out of nowhere and slammed into the GunTrukk.

And to make matters worse, that crazy Orc in his Catapult and the Astroturf car followed right behind!! Hey!! Get off me!! I've weakened Crazy Pete, let's all go after him!!

But they just ignored the Levelling Car as it slowly drove away.

Forced to drive defensively to save his own life, Graggorz drove his Guntrukk like a madman.

He started making his getaway, when he became furious. NO. I will not let him get away like this!!!

Graggorz circled around, with Maxwell and Blarghh still in pursuit.

Then he found him. Crazy Pete was just puttering along, firing his guns sporadically as someone drove into his path.

Graggorz, upset beyond belief decided to ram the the Levelling Car, machineguns blazing hot.

Seemingly sensing the danger, Crazy Pete turned his car toward Graggorz. the two of them started firing everything they had at each other.


BOOOM!!!!

But no one died. :biggrin:


Night 2 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[Lex-Kat]

Night 2

The Queen of Hearts watched as the Joker happily sprayed one contestant after another with her acid-spraying water cannon.

She glared at the interloper with evil intent. There was room for only one Queen in this tournament, and she was going to ensure that all pretenders learned their lessons.

Off with her head!!! She screamed as the Tea Party-on-Wheels raced after the Joker Mobile.

The Mad-Hatter and March Hare somehow sitting without a care as they are somehow tossed about, but never leave their seats. My my. Terrible weather we're having, wouldn't you say?

Oh yes, there is a bit of a draft. Dormouse, could you.... Now where did he go?

At the front of the Tea Party, the Dormouse was holding up a magnificently huge axe, stained in blood.

The Joker meanwhile, was laughing giddily as she sprayed each of the contestants. Batsy!!! Come out come out where ever you are!!! HeeHee Hohohoho!!!

Thwack!!! The force of the Axe head crunching just behind the Joker Mobile made it jump.

The Joker looked behind. My dear lady, what do you think you are doing?! She stepped on the gas and tried to make her escape, but the Tea Party-on-Wheels stayed in close pursuit.

Off with her head!!! The Queen of Hearts commanded once again.

Thwack!!! Again the axe came down, ripping off part of the Joker's bumper.

Deciding that this was no laughing matter, the Joker turned her cannon on the enemy, and sprayed.

As Dormouse lifted the axe once again, it got between the acid spray and teh Queen of Hearts.

The Queen sighed with relief, until she noticed, a moment too late, that the acid had burned through and the axe head was now falling toward her.

With a sickening splat, the Axe thwacked down one last time, bringing the Tea Party-on-Wheels to a halt.

The March Hare smiled at the Dormouse as he clumsily walked back to him and the Mad Hatter. Now, let's have a spot of tea, shall we?

the Bookworm, A.K.A. Queen of Hearts, was cleaved by his own axe.

He was Grasshopper.


Day 3 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

Supagoof

TehSheen

Wolfbane

[Murska]

Zar Peter! You might've escaped yesterday...

[Zar Peter]

And I would like to survive today, too.

Point at Aemoh with the same reasoning as yesterday (Oh no! Logic on day 3? He's evil!!!!!)

[happyturtle]

Zar Peter again.

[lostlittlebear]

You... you killed the nice lady with the axe!

Why, happyturtle, why?

[Hyozo]

*adds a theory to the junk bin*

It wasn't that great of a theory anyway...

I think I'll actually point at Aemoh, but not for Zar Peter's reason...


I could counter point and put another nail in the ZP wagon, but that wouldn't be very nice, so...

He actively avoided letting a bandwagon get enough power to lynch, causing yesterday to be a no-lynch day. I believe it has been rather well established that no-lynch days help wolves.

[UncleWolf]

Harlan hears the growls of Nick's car behind him, so turns around and looks. His eyes go wide as he shrieks. "AAAAAAA!!" He revs his Harley, popping a wheelie before burning rubber away.

(Zar Peter, I think the others have given reason enough)

[Hyozo]

(Zar Peter, I think the others have given reason enough)

???

Except they haven't? Of the three points at him yesterday, one was me saying I had a hunch and the other two were jokes, and all of today's points at him seem to be purely because he didn't die yesterday.

*adds Wolfy to suspect list*

[Yspoch]

*SWOOOOSHHH* ... another plague barrel flys trough the air - Blaargh still seems to have lots of ammo left. "GHAAAAARRRR!" he shouts at Crazy Pete (Zar Peter) as the barrel barely misses him.

((Hyozo is right, we should aim for 6 votes on one target before the dreaded no-lynch happens again!))

[The Bushranger]

*Turbo Boosts over Hyozo and lands on Wolfsbane*

[Nehh]

The astroturf car sits where it is. Maxwell plays with some sort of beam weapon. He pulls the trigger, and a car driving past grinds to a sudden halt. The driver, frustrated, revs the engine, but stays still. Eventually, the wheels on his car catch fire.

"Cool! Let's try that again." says Maxwell levelling the gun on the Levelling Stick Car so it is aimed at Zar Peter.

[EleventhHour]

Ziiiing! Sccrreeeeeeechhh... The trail of light behind the futuristic lightcycle draws a maddening silver wiggle as it jumps back and forth the street before she picks up some Rockets... Ooh. Who would benefit from an explosive in thier tailpipe, maybe Zar Peter, who's already looking badly damaged... Unless of course, the homing signal finds a reason to hunt someone else along the way?

[Deathslayer7]

so what are the reasons again for zar peter and aemoh? :smallconfused:

[happyturtle]

Because I'm confusing this game with another one.

Switching to smuchmuch for random

[Aemoh]

*points at happyturtle*

Quick point at the person above.

[Wizibirb]

I do not see the reasoning behind either of these wagons therefor the zombies shall attack nehh

[Supagoof]

((Sorry all, ifghting a cold. Pointing at Zar Peter only because all the others are doing it. Didn't even look at the reasons why. Sorry ZP.))

[Zar Peter]

so what are the reasons again for zar peter and aemoh? :smallconfused:

That's a good question.

The reasons against me: I tried to use logic yesterday. Fun. Everyone is doing it.

The reasons against Aemoh: Helgraf PMed me and told me he's the seer so he don't get lynched. I thought maybe he PMed others, too, and it could be that one of them was Aemoh.
He didn't point at me yesterday, saying he want to spare me. So he avoided a lynch. (Well, that was Wolfbanes reason, I think every lynched villager is a good villager for a wolf).

[EleventhHour]

That's a good question.

The reasons against me: I tried to use logic yesterday. Fun. Everyone is doing it.

The reasons against Aemoh: Helgraf PMed me and told me he's the seer so he don't get lynched. I thought maybe he PMed others, too, and it could be that one of them was Aemoh.
He didn't point at me yesterday, saying he want to spare me. So he avoided a lynch. (Well, that was Wolfbanes reason, I think every lynched villager is a good villager for a wolf).

Villagers don't normally have a day or night kill. Wolves always do. Therefore lynching with logix is the only way we can manage anything. We can't start to puzzle things out until there's a voting pattern established... which never happens if it's ties, since we don't find out the role of anyone, or who will point at who.

See? Lynching is good. Just have to try not to miss too many times. :smallsmile:

[Deathslayer7]

Aemoh then, cause im pretty sure i annoyed ZP yesterday with my comments on logic. :smallbiggrin: that and theres no real logic on him. :smalltongue:

[TehSheen]

Pointing at Sanity for random.

[Uncle Festy]

Um. TehSheen.
RP will come when life ISN'T insane. :smallsigh:

[Oddity]

yeh Aemoh cus cus
I has cake

[Lex-Kat]

Day 3

Sorry. Someone will write up a proper narration tomorrow. :smallfrown:

Zar Peter, A.K.A. Crazy Pete, died. He was a Victim.


Night 3 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[smuchmuch]

There is a weird explosotion sounds comming from the Meanmachine 2000 and the wheels abruptly stop turning making the vehicle into a long skid.
"Curses ! "

Once the" vehicle finaly comme to a stop Nick, after a short run to empty his stomach off scrren ,(that was a very long and very uncontroled skid and he's kind of a big wuss) take a look under the hood. "Carburator trouble again already ?! That baby seal oil isn't good for anything ! going to take me all night to repair. But tomorow... tomorow..., Gnahahaah !"


((Sorry, I forgot to vote again.))

[Wizibirb]

The zombie mobile roared to life it was out for brains, flesh, and blood. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Zombie lord laughed like a maniac. A crazy gleam could be seen in his eyes as he drove towards the most populated area, TIME TO EAT MY PRETTIES!

[Lex-Kat]

Night 3

Without the GunTrukk harrassing him, Crazy Pete hit the Nitro and took off.

He knew where there was a health, and had to get there quickly.

Exploding through a glass sided building, then hitting a turbo as he drove up the escalator, Crazy Pete crasshed through the glass ceiling into the women's bathroom.

Unfortunately, all he found there was Elizabeth "Tiger" Vambrose on her Light Cycle.

Hitting her Special Attack, she drove over the Levelling Car, splitting it in two with the Light Beam trailing her.

++++++++++

Corncob looked around, suspicious of everyone out there. They were all out to get him, he was sure of it.

Well, he was going to get them. that's what he was going to do. He'd stop the aliens from invading, and then the world wouldn't be laughing at Corncob no more. Oh no.

He was going to be a hero to billions. Catching sight of Sweet Tooth, Corncob took off after the villain. He'd stop him. He wouldn't let that crazy clown win this tournament without a fight.

He caught up to the clown, just as he made a tight turn and hit turbo, smashing right into his side.

The Ice Cream Truck slid sideways for a bit, but then took off as if unfazed.

Corncob slowly turned the truck and followed after. He began launching Napalm at his target, but Sweet Ttooth weaved and dodged around all of them.

And then the crazy clown did a 360, which should be impossible in an Ice Cream truck.....

Corncob hit the accelerator, decideding to smash the him into next Sunday.

Sweet Tooth stopped and watched the oncoming Corn-Truck come at him, launching only a single flaming clown head at it.

At first, Corncob thought he'd missed. Nothing on his HUD showed any damage.

But then he heard it. Pop!!

And then more. Pop!! Pop!!

And then it just continued. Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!! Pop!!

Suddenly the Corn-Truck exploded into a big ball of burning popcorn.
Hyozo, A.K.A. Corncob, exploded.

He was Roadkill.


Day 4 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

Dallas-Dakota

Smuchmuch

[Murska]

Hm. Is it me or is this not going very well?

Aemoh for Zar Peter's lojiks.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Aemoh then?

[smuchmuch]

Murska started the lynch wagon on Zar peter and tried to lynch him the day before. it could be an honnest mistake, but maybe not.
Deathslayer is also suspicious in my opinion.

[lostlittlebear]

Actually, Aemoh kind of changed his point to spare Zar Peter, so he doesn't seem so suspicious to me.

Murska, on the other hand, seemed pretty eager to jump on the Zar Peter bandwagon in the face of only tenuous logic.

[The Bushranger]

The two-tone Trans Am drove through the exploding popcorn truck, Roland laughing cheerfully as he bore down on Murska, charging his laser!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Oh ok. Murska

It's only been 6 pages and I already should be paying more attention.:smallsigh::smallredface:

[Aemoh]

*points at Dallas-Dakota*

For being above.

I'd say more, but I'm at my Aunt's for a few days. That, and I'm fairly sure I already mentioned I just random vote day 1(and, really, most days)

[happyturtle]

Power roles tend to die when Murska is a wolf.

[Murska]

That's enough points to roleclaim, right?

The picture of a green eye withdraws from the Guntrukk, revealing behind it the faces of two people... or it would reveal their faces if their long, black hair wasn't in front of them.

People, chill out. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HpBs_ri808) It's Mike and Stu, of the Hammerheads.

EDIT: As for the lojiks...


Actually, Aemoh kind of changed his point to spare Zar Peter, so he doesn't seem so suspicious to me.

Murska, on the other hand, seemed pretty eager to jump on the Zar Peter bandwagon in the face of only tenuous logic.

Zar Peter was a villager. Aemoh can't have known that unless he was a wolf. Thus, if he had changed his point he'd be more suspicious, in fact. But he didn't change his point yesterday as far as I can see, he just pointed off-wagon.

I, on the other hand, pointed at Zar Peter because I found his story suspicious. He was a villager, oh well, it happens. However, none of you presented logic for alternative wagons either.


Murska started the lynch wagon on Zar peter and tried to lynch him the day before. it could be an honnest mistake, but maybe not.
Deathslayer is also suspicious in my opinion.

Wolves do not start lynchwagons before they have lynch control. Least of all against villagers. Please elaborate on your suspicions on Deathslayer while we're at it.


Power roles tend to die when Murska is a wolf.

True. However, do you really think Helgraf would be the one to tell me he's a seer on day one without making any safeguards? He isn't on MSN and the whole playerbase can prove that I haven't sent anyone PMs this game.

Now, I don't claim to have proof of Aemoh's guilt. The reason against him isn't anything special and if someone has something better, come on out and say it. But it's better to lynch with some direction than with none, and it's even better to not lynch powerroles that aren't on the enemy's side.

[The Bushranger]

The two-tone Trans Am drove through the exploding popcorn truck, Roland laughing cheerfully as he bore down on Aemoh, charging his laser!

[Oddity]

The Bushranger

Sorry to say I'm posting away (til the 30th)

[Nehh]

smuchmuch, for starting the mini-bandwagon on Murska.

Not that I trust Murska, of course... in fact, that's why I just edited this post.

Explanation: Murska is being voted for. A bit. Obviously. Lynching Murska is obviously a risk, as we do not know his role. However, he claimed to be a neutral. This means he does not count much towards the plans of either team. (Correct me if I'm wrong on that.)
Of course, one thing to note is that in almost all the games in which players have gone along with Murska's plan Murska has won. Like, for example, in Paranoia. And he would have won in Mafia X if people hadn't gone along with him.

[Murska]

smuchmuch, for starting the mini-bandwagon on Murska.

Not that I trust Murska, of course... in fact, that's why I just edited this post.

As I just noted, wolves don't start bandwagons. I'd be willing to give smuchmuch a look if Aemoh was a wolf and he wanted to attempt to save him before that bandwagon got going, but honestly people(like you) who just jump on it with no reason or(like Oddity) point off-wagon and don't take any stance in the matter are more suspicious.

[EleventhHour]

That sneaky Tiger, she waited on the curb of the corner to clothesline BR with a laser. Sheesh. I guess going through that popcorn-wreck wasn't the best idea, afterall.

[TehSheen]

Murska for the same reason that Nehh stated.

[Murska]

Explanation: Murska is being voted for. A bit. Obviously. Lynching Murska is obviously a risk, as we do not know his role. However, he claimed to be a neutral. This means he does not count much towards the plans of either team. (Correct me if I'm wrong on that.)

Thus, only people who want the villagers to waste lynches would vote for him in any circumstances. Ever.



Of course, one thing to note is that in almost all the games in which players have gone along with Murska's plan Murska has won. Like, for example, in Paranoia. And he would have won in Mafia X if people hadn't gone along with him.

In Paranoia, where my plan was to have everyone in the game win, twice. And which happened, and everyone won(!) along with me, who won the least(!!) except for those who did NOT trust me.(!!!)

In Mafia, I would have won if people had gone along and lynched the wolf I told them to lynch when I was a confirmed mason. I was killed and a few days later they didn't, so I lost. Obviously if every player in the game goes along with what I say I win in any game and in any case, but I don't see your point here. Are you implying that if people follow me here the villagers win, and that's why you're trying to lynch me before they do? :smallconfused:

[EleventhHour]

Thus, only people who want the villagers to waste lynches would vote for him in any circumstances. Ever.


Except for when you're the wolf. Right now, I don't think you are...
Nehh is being rather Murky-killing. I'm not great at the whole vote pattern business, but heck, it looks like you're arguing that... Murky would've made the villagers win, if you didn't lynch him. :smallconfused:

(I don't know if they won or not, anyway, but...)

[happyturtle]

Things Murska is known for:

Claiming neutral when he is evil
Using a neutral role to try and control the game to destroy all non-neutrals


I see no reason to change points.

[Murska]

Well, what I can provide to you is what I know thus far:

Yspoch, Oddity and Zar Peter aren't Mike and Dave.

[Nehh]

Now there is something he could have just guessed. As there is only one Mike and Dave in the entire game, the probability of coming across him in a random choice of 3 people is unlikely. If he isn't, then there is a chance of Mike and Stu coming up embarrasingly for him but that, too is unlikely. Seeing as I'm... no, wait, not allowed to tell you that yet. :smallwink:

Oh, by the way, look out for who Mike and Stu might be. Probably people, after his roleclaim, who point the same way as Murska. Although those may be wolves pretending to be Mike and Stu so people think they are neutral and therefore safe.

[Murska]

Why look out? So you can find and murder another couple heavy metal fans just because they look scary? Oh, and looking out for Mike and Stu is sort of futile... considering they're me.

[Deathslayer7]

aemoh then cause i know this sounds a little weird but im starting to learn to trust murska. but smuchmuch is on my suspicions now. trying to make me look suspicious when i haven't done anything wrong. :smallannoyed:

I'll show you mister.

[Lex-Kat]

Yeah, the other Hammerhead is Mike and Dave, from Twisted Metal 1. :smallbiggrin:

[Murska]

Aw. The one game where I was trying to use vote analysis like a villager to figure out the wolves.

Well, have fun with lynching yet another innocent and with the death of yet another friendly powerrole. And good luck to the wolves considering the villagers are this thankless.

[Lex-Kat]

Day 4

Graggorz was barely able to limp the Guntrukk to a Full Health Power-Up.

As soon as he got it, he turned right around and went looking for Dead Reckoning.

He suspected there was something wrong with him, seeing as he saved Crazy Pete when he was a dead duck.

Suddenly, he began being shot up by Maxwell in the Astroturf Car.

Graggorz returned fire, and then the crew of the Mithril-armored Mumakil showed up and joined in the atttack.

Graggorz tried to reason with them. Listen, I'm actually Hammerhead. I'm neutral!!

Who cares!! Hahahahahaaaa!! You're too dangerous when you're a neutral!! Shouted Joker, as she also joined the attack. Followed soon after by Bucky McBuckBuck in the Tumbler, the King of Ducks in the Duck Car, and Nick Dastardly in the Mean Machine 2000.

Graggorz shifted into high gear and fled the field, trying to outrun everyone after him.

Listen, you need to go after..... But a Power Missile flew straight and true, slamming into the Guntrukk. NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And with that scream, the Guntrukk lifted up into the air and slammed back down.

Murska, A.K.A. Graggorz, was attacked from all sides, and hit with a Power Missile. He was Hammerhead 2.

Power Missile Power-Up: Shoot this missile, and your point counts as 3 points.



Night 4 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[Murska]

Well that was just overkill, man. :smalleek:

[lostlittlebear]

:smalleek: If I had checked this thread sooner I might actually have changed my vote, but it probably wouldn't have made much of a difference.

Oh well... Sorry, Murska.

-ties ceremonial ribbon around head-

Now I'm screwed for starting the wagon, eh?

[Nehh]

Whoops. Let's just call that... a let-down from my information.
Right! Who shall we lynch next? I can think of one or two good reasons for lynching practically everyone.

Basically, lynching people for the win. And so I'm going to go all cryptic and lynch smuchmuch like I was planning to yesterday before catching the murska fever.

(Read: I have no idea what I'm doing and so just lynching people on a whim. It's fun! You should try it.)

Edit: Whoops, forgot.

[Lex-Kat]

That's all well and good Nehh, but it's night. So you're not lynching anyone at the moment. :smallsmile:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Unless he has the super secret power-up Bruiser Cannon from the Vigilante 8 WW game we're running on a different server, then used the Sky Hammer Mortar to blow open the barn doors and drive inside, thus teleporting his weapons from the Vigilante 8 werewolf game into the Convoy: Twisted Metal WW game.

The Bruiser Cannon does allow a lynch at night time. Of course, if multiple people have Bruiser Cannons they can all use them to affect night time lynches, but I don't think we have that many people playing in our Vigilante 8 WW game.)

[Lex-Kat]

Night 4

After the destruction of Graggorz, the six assailants went their seperate ways.

The Joker chased after Bucky McBuckBuck in the Tumbler. Is that you, Bats? Let's Play!!

Nick Dastardly and Maxwell chased after Pallando, Alatar, & the Cookiemonster in the Mithril-armored Mumakil.

Leaving the King of Ducks all alone. The King of Ducks thought about chaing after one of the others, but decided it was best not to get involved.

He headed out, looking for someplace safe and a Health Power-up.

Instead, he found Minion!

Now, I know what you're all thinking. But Narrator, Minion isn't in this game!! But he is in the narrations. :smallsmile:

Anyways.....

The King of Ducks knew that he could run, not from Minion. So he decided to attempt to destroy him, once and for all.

He fired everthing he had at Minion. Swerving and dodging, slowly wearing down Minion.

But his own armor was wearing thin. He fired his Quack-A-Tar at Minion, hoping that he'd weakened him enough. But Minion just shrugged it off, and smashed into the Duck Car.

The King of Ducks jumped from the car just before it exploded. As he crawled away, he was just happy to have survived.

then he realized his tail feathers were on fire and he ran off looking for some water to cool off in.

Later that evening, dinner was served for Calypso and the others.

TehSheen, A.K.A. King of Ducks, was fried and cooked.

He was Crimson Fury, a Mason.


Day 5 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

Sanity702

Supagoof

Uncle Festy

Wolfbane

Yspoch

[billtodamax]

Woo! Go team evil! Down with the Masons!

[Zar Peter]

I just noticed... I'm the only victim dead yet.

[Uncle Festy]

Hm…
Nehh.

[lostlittlebear]

BuckyMcBuckBuck screams as the Joker careens after him.

"Same car, different guy! Same car, different guy!"

(No idea who to point at, and I'm afraid to use logic after my spectacular failure last time. Will wait and see.)

[Supagoof]

((Sorry I haven't been on the boards as much lately, H1N1 is not fun. :smallfrown:

That said, reading back through the thread - HappyTurtle is raising alarms on my radar. Why? Because using the "Murska is a wolf" argument is a shady way to push someone to get lynched. There may be more logic behind the scenes, but I've never liked the stigmas like that.))

[Wizibirb]

I have voted for him before and shall do so again nehh cause of the almighty hunch.

[lostlittlebear]

Happyturtle because I'm scared of the Joker.

[Nehh]

Yay! Smuchmuch.

[happyturtle]

nehh to test Sanity's hunch.

[EleventhHour]

Clicking off the radio, because to be frank the voices were annoying. And they hadn't even played a song in forever. She flicked on the MP3, and still moving at ridiculous speeds, took out a little light-rimmed disk. "Not so much, Nehh."

(Complementary TRON (Legacy) Theme here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvRUnrW2-rohttp://))

[Dallas-Dakota]

Nehh since he was following/stalking me. >.>

And to see if Sanity's hunch is right.

[UncleWolf]

(I'll point at nehh to keep myself from being auto'd. And the post he made during the night phase sent my creepiness reader off the charts.)

[Yspoch]

Nehh (posting from mobile)

[smuchmuch]

Nehh since he seems so eager to lynch me.

[Nehh]

You're probably going to think this ironic, but...

Maxwell looks on at the oncoming carnage. Switching the Friction beam to wite angle spray, he turns it on full power and writes I'M A NEUTRAL in neatly parked cars.

[Deathslayer7]

i am still interested in smuchmuch's reasoning as to why i am suspicious, which i now have to ask for a second time because he has blantantly ignored me the first time.

[smuchmuch]

I didn't ignore you, I just didn't saw you asking the first time.

Mostly the reason I deemed you suspicious at the time was the way you pointed at Zar Peter on day 2, wich drawned attention to him, making him a good target for a completly injustified banwagon on day 3 (bandwagon on wich you prudently didn't participate, as if wanting to draw atention away from you.)
Also you're being very defensive, although I can understand that seing what happened the two last day, I dodn't get the impression that you're being in imminent lynch danger so that reaction is a little suspicious to me.
And yeah that's all there is to it, mostly it's kind of a a hunch.

[Aemoh]

*points at lostlittlebear*

For the random.

[The Bushranger]

A laser beam shoots out at the windshield of smuchmuch!

[Lex-Kat]

Day 5

The two blue wizards and the cookiemonster gave Nick Dastardly a good thrashing with their mighty Mithril-Armored Mumakil. Also called an Oliphaunt, to those who only know them from a hobbit's point of view.

Fleeing the seen and swearing revenge, Nick Dastardly left Maxwell and the Astroturf Car to fend for himself.

You know, something about yesterday rubs me the wrong way. says Pollando.

What's that, good friend? asks Alatar.

This Maxwell fellow. Why did he launch that Power Missile? Graggorz had no way of escaping all of us.

The thought had occured to me as well. It was a bit of an overkill, don't you think.

Let's eat him!!! Yells out the Cookiemonster, who's hanging onto the Mumakil's trunk.

The mammoth Mumakil charges after the Astroturf Car. But it is no match in speed for strangely armored vehicle. And soon the Astroturf Car is well out of range for the ponderously slow elaphant ancestor.

Maxwell laughs giddily, having survived the Blue Wizards and the strange monster. Fools, you can't destroy what..... Smash!!!

The Tumbler smashes into the Astroturf car, sending it flying. Get away from me!! You've got the wrong guy. I'm just borrowing it! cries out Bucky McBuckBuck.

Landing on his wheels, the slightly dazed Maxwell slowly smiles. Ha!! I'm...... Splash!!!

A nasty green substance splashes acroass the Astroturf car as the Joker flies past in pursuit of the Tumbler. You can't fool me Bats!! I'll get you! And your little Robin too!!! HeeHee Hahahahaaa!!!

Unable to escape the slowly melting car, Maxwell closed his eyes and thought about all the good times he'd had.

Like that one time at the TeeVee studio, with the Exec's daughters......

Nehh, A.K.A. Maxwell, was slowly chased by an Oliphaunt, Smashed by a tumbler, and finally sprayed with Acid by a Joker Mobile. He was a victim.

Now Zar Peter's not alone. :smallsmile:



Night 5 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[lostlittlebear]

BuckyMcBuckBuck looks at the wet puddle that was once Maxwell and sighs.

"I didn't even mean to hurt him, too," he mutters.

"ITS THIS CRAZY JOKER GUY I REALLY WISH I COULD KILL!"

(Not to nitpick, but technically I pointed at happyturtle, not nehh)

[Lex-Kat]

Yes. It's just a narration. :smallsmile:

[lostlittlebear]

(Ahh, I see. Alright then, score another one for the Tumbler! Whoo!)

[happyturtle]

Heeheehee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1092/jokermudln1.jpg

[lostlittlebear]

My rebuttal :smalltongue:
http://soodalin.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Batman-Joker1.jpg

[happyturtle]

Urk! :smalleek:

[The Bushranger]

*suddenly pictures a Zombie Joker*

:smalleek:

[Lex-Kat]

Night 5

Meanwhile, on the other side of the city......

Mike the Angry Driver was chasing Bob Funnycakes over the Brooklyn Bridge.

You're a horrible golfer!! You slice like Loreena Bobbitt! You drive like my mother-in-law!! You put like a hundred year old man! You couldn't get under par if the ball was placed an inch from the hole.

Your not even a real golfer. Your clothes look too good. The only way you win is because you're so far behind, that you're now ahead.

You're so dumb, when they call out "Fore!", you ask "Where?". Your handicap is so bad, you had to get it authorized by the state.

Bob Funnycakes was fuming. But he could get Mike off his tail. the Road Rager stayed with him where ever he went.

Then suddenly, the taunting stopped. The next thing Bob knew, Mike was passing him by and seemed to be running for his life. Then he heard it. That awful laughter. Even worse than the Joker's.

Bob Funnycakes stepped on the gas and moved his Monster Golf Cart as fast as it would go. But it wasn't fast enough. Sweet Tooth was gaining on him fast.

Sweet Tooth pulled up along-side Bob Funnycakes and smiled at him. Taunting hm further. But Bob didn't care. He was too scared to be upset over the taunt.

And then...... Sweet Tooth passed him by. Bob Funycakes turned down the next street, running over helpless civilians as he looked for a way to escape. Why did I think I could win this crazy event anyways? He asked himself.

++++++++++

Sweet Tooth was after Mike the Angry Driver. But Mike wasn't going to make it easy for Sweet Tooth.

No, he hadn't been running from Sweet Tooth. More like he was looking for the best place to face him, alone. When the fiery Ice Cream Truck came around the last corner, there was the Road Rager, facing him, revving it's angry engine. VROOM!! VROOM!! SCREEEEEE!!!

Mike charged at Sweet Tooth, machine guns blazing. He was going to kill Sweet Tooth, and be finished with him. Your a stupid clown!! You're make-up isn't even scary. Don't you know, scary clowns are so last century!!

Sweet Tooth, laughing like a maniac, raced toward Mike. Both maniacs racing to their doom. Mike glared at the clown. He had a surprise for it. A Power Missile he'd been saving for Bob. But Sweet Tooth was a much better target.

With a laugh of his own, he launched the Power Missile straight at Sweet Tooth, there was not way he could miss!!

But miss he did, as Sweet Tooth somehow jumped over it, and then landed behind Mike.

Mike hit the E-brake, and spun his car around to face Sweet Tooth again, but suddenly, he froze.

Slowly, Mike endured the horrible laughter as the insane clown fire bombed him, and just as he began to thaw, froze the Road Rager again.

You suck!!! You can't even fight fair!!! *BOOOM!!!!*

++++++++++

Back to Bob Funnycakes......

Bob was lost. I hate New York!! he yelled as loud as he could.

Then he heard the screaming of a motorbike behind him. And soon, the sound of a hundred souls screamed out his name. He turned down the next street, and the next, weaving as much as his Monster Golf Cart would let him. two more times he heard the Screaming Souls as Mr. Grimm fired upon him.

And then.... A dead end. Bob came to a stop. He gulped, and quickly threw the cart into reverse. Maybe, if he was lucky, Mr. Grimm wouldn't be expecting to be crushed by his giant treads.

And there it was again. For a fourth time, Bob Funnycakes heard the horrible screams. But this time, there was no swerving. In a flash, he didn't have to worry about escape no more.

Deathslayer7, A.K.A. Mike the Angry Driver, was tortured with the old Freeze then Fry cheese attack.

Oddity, A.K.A. Bob Funnycakes, was cornered and assassinated by Mr. Grimm.

They were both Victims.


Day 6 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

[Deathslayer7]

totally worth it. :smallbiggrin:

[Yspoch]

Blaargh takes aim and his catapult hurls another plague barrel through the air... this time it seems to fly in the general direction of Bucky McBuckBuck (lostlittlebear).

((Just getting my point in - i don't know yet, how often I'll be able to check back over the weekend. (Very weak) reason for the point: If I were the alpha-wolf, I think I would like to have the new, innocent guy in my team. :smallsmile:))

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happyturtle
Because of this

Heeheehee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*snip*

[The Bushranger]

Happyturtle. Y SO SRS?

[Supagoof]

I had my suspicions of HappyTurtle yesterday with her Murska logic, so I'll stick with that today.

HappyTurtle

[happyturtle]

"Heeheehee HAHAHAHAHA! You're all wrong. See that giant flower cannon? That's because I'm Flower Power."

((Mason here. Let's look elsewhere, eh?))

[Uncle Festy]

Lostlittlebear, for freaking out about being in the narration.

[Aemoh]

*points at Lostlittlebear*

To tie things up, naturally :smallamused:

[Dallas-Dakota]

LostLittleBear then for now, unless a (real) mason comes in and denies Happy's claim.

[Wizibirb]

Lostlittlebear Save the masons!

[UncleWolf]

I'll vote to save the (supposed)Mason this time. Littlelostbear

[lostlittlebear]

BuckyMcBuckBuck screams as he tries to dodge the cars coming at him from left and right.

"Don't kill me! I'm the good guy here!"

(Points at Yspoch. But yeah, judging by the lynch-wagon I seem pretty screwed. For what it's worth, I'm a villager.)

[Supagoof]

Sorry LLB, but HT being a mason trumps villagers unfortunately.

Switches point to LostLittleBear

[smuchmuch]

Aemoh because HT being a masson or not, too much people on the same bandwagon is a BAD thing.

[The Bushranger]

lostlittlebear

[Lex-Kat]

Day 6

Bucky had finally turned the tables on the Joker. After turning around a corner, he spun the Tumbler around 360 degrees.

When the Joker came after him in hot pursuit, she was surprised to see the Tumbler firing a couple of missiles at her.

She backed up double quick and took off, Bucky McBuckBuck following right behind.

This is for tricking us into killing Graggorz!! *BOOOM!!* And this is for chasing me into Maxwell!! *BOOOM!!*

The Joker turned a corner, only to find herself being fired upon by the Goof Troop and Roland MacCumhail in KARR.

Even the Blue Wizards and Cookiemonster came riding up and started firing upon her. She was losing life fast. Gah!! Leave me alone!!

And just like that, they did. Suddenly, every one of them turned on Bucky McBuckBuck.

Even Harlan finely came to her rescue (some Henchgirl she turned out to be. :smallannoyed: :smalltongue:) But her rescue attempt was disrupted by a Remote Bomb.

Wait!! I'm just an innocent victim!! But alomst everyone ignored Bucky's pleas, and soon the Tumbler was blown to pieces.

LostLittleBear, A.K.A. Bucky McBuckBuck, He was mauled by all but four characters, two of which didn't vote. He was a victim.



Night 6 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[Indurain]

*SHOCK*

I'm still alive?

Oh boy...how do I play catchup?

(Thanks for not killing me!)

[happyturtle]

Drive faster?:smalltongue:

[Lex-Kat]

Night 6

The Joker had barely escaped death by Tumbler. She was still amazed that they had believed her when she claimed Mason.

She limped away, looking for one of those treasured Health Kits.

She turned a corner, only to find a long purple hearse sitting in her way. Shadow!! Quickly she started pulling back out, as she watched a shadow leave the car. BOOOM!!

The shadow bomb exploded under the Joker Mobile, sending her crashing out of the alleyway.

As soon as she landed, she spun out and took off. Shadow in hot pursit behind her. She sent a Freeze Burst out behind her, stopping the villain. (Ha!! Who'd have thought the Joker would accuse someone else of being the villain. :smalltongue:)

Off to her right, she saw Darkside coming at her. Then, she heard a siren screaming up behind her. Outlaw!!! She was saved!!

But the cop just sped on past, not even waving goodbye.

She fired her Flower Cannon at Darkside, intending to fight to the last, but the Flower was out of squirt.

As the black Semi scrashed into the Joker Mobile, Joker flew out of the top.

On her back, a mini-helicopter popped out and she flew away. See ya suckers!!! HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!

Happyturtle, A.K.A. the Joker, Flew away from her near-death experience.

She was Flower Power, a Mason.


Day 7 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

EleventhHour

[Supagoof]

LostLittleBear then for now, unless a (real) mason comes in and denies Happy's claim.Well this is very slim logic, but can Dallas Dakota please come and explain why he was (A.) trying to get a mason to out themselves and (B.) probably instantly kill themselves with the whole (need 3 points before they are lynched to role claim ) rule?

[UncleWolf]

I know I shouldn't do it, but Supagoof does have a point and this needs bumped anyways. Dallas-Dakota.

Yes, my point is subject to change.

[EleventhHour]

( Am also going to random DD point. *rubs headache* )

[Yspoch]

"Huh?" *scratches head and fires a plague barrel rather unmotivated* It flies and hits...

((seriously, I've now studied my tables up and down and there is NO indication of who might be a wolf. If you want to, I can share them, but I assure you, they are telling nothing. NOTHING!))

... Sanity702!

((Because he is not Dallas Dakota.))

[Wizibirb]

DD 10 characters

[The Bushranger]

Baa! Baa!
Dallas-Dakota

[Uncle Festy]

I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason to point at DD, but I don't really feel like looking for it. :smalltongue:

[Lex-Kat]

Day 7

No one had noticed Asquith Fillibuster Everstein Nostradamus Pasado "Non-Sequiter" McAllister in his mysterious car. Those who had, hadn't paid him no mind.

The reason for this, was that Mister McAllister, usually known as Dan, was an incredibly mysterious fellow.

And he owned a mysterious car. Much like a certain Kobold in a certain Webcomic, everyone saw his car differently.

For instance, Nick Dastardly always saw Pollyanna Pitstop. The woman he secret longed for, but could never bring himself to talk to.

And Indurain was always confused when he saw himself drive past, in the Trouser Snake.

Cookiemonster though, always saw a HUGE cookie rolling past. It was all Pallando and Alatar could do to keep him from jumping out of the Mumakil, and hence his own doom.

They of cousre, being powerful and wise wizards, saw through the illusion. Seeing Dan and his old brown Model-T Ford.

Unfortunately, they hadn't realized that their Mumakil hadn't ever noticed the machine. That is, until just now when the Oliphaunt reared up in fear of what was before it.

What they couldn't know was that their Mumakil had a great fear of Hobbits. When it was but a young Oliphaunt, some nasty means hobbitses had tortured it. And there was one of the worse perpetrators, Ginnus Blackfoot.

And he was waving a poodle around by it's tail. Well, who could blame even the most stout Mumakil for running in fear when faced with that.

Poor Cookiemonster was the first to fall out of the howdah. It hadn't bothered him much. After-all, he was about to finally get his paws on the worlds biggest chocolate chip cookie.

Well, the Mysterious Car ran over cookiemonster, leaving him feeling a little unfullfilled.

Next to fall was Alatar. As the Mumakil raced through the streets, it crashed into one building after another in its haste to escape. The jostling was too much for the izard and he bounced right out, and into a glass plate window.

He died on impact.

Pallando alone wrestled for control. But the Oliphaunt would not be calmed. Finally, he decided his only option was to put the mad creature to sleep.

But his timing couldn't have been worse. They were racing across the George Washington Bridge, when he cast the spell.

Well, the Oliphaunt didn't just slowly ponderously drift off, and come to a peaceful, restful stop. Oh no. The Mumakil fell onto it's side instantly, crushing the final Blue Wizard under it's great weight.

It jammed up traffic for hours.

Dallas-Dakota, A.K.A. Pallando, Alatar, & the Cookiemonster, was killed in various ways. He was a victim.



Night 7 Begins.
Please send all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Atreyu the Masked Llama.

[Lex-Kat]

Night 7

Riley Denbo, in the Dead Reckoning was able to find a hidden area.

Unfortunately, the Zombie Lord followed him in.

Blarghh, rolling around on his Orcish Catapult, flung his Power missiles at the Statue of Liberty, making her lose her dress.

She's now wearing a tasteful red bikini in New York Harbor.

Sweet Mutha Trucker had to cover Max's eyes at the sight of the scantily clad Miss Liberty, and temporarily lost control of his Yellow AMC Pacer.

Nick Dastardly was currently following Dan around, still believing that he's Pollyanna Pitstop.

Of course, this lead to him not noticing Harlan and Elizabeth "Tiger" Vambrose racing each other on their respective motorbikes.

And then there's Roland MacCumhail in KARR and Indurain in his Trouser Snake.

They were currently racing towards one another over the Brooklyn Bridge.

No one died.


Day 8 Begins.

The following have missed one day of voting:

Aemoh

Indurain

Smuchmuch

[Dallas-Dakota]

Goof: No I didn't. I just said that I'd accept the mason claim unless masons denied Happy's claim...

....

Well I'ma dead anyway...