Yu-Gi-Oh! PbP Exhibition: Sir Bedevere vs. Shadow Elf

[Sir Bedevere]

You see a man with pinkish-purple hair with shorts and a t-shirt walk in.

So, like, what's up? Wanna throw down, cuz that would be totally radical.

[Sir Bedevere]

Initiative: [roll0]
Draw: [roll1]
Re-Rolla: [roll2]

[Shadow_Elf]

A grizzled old man in overalls and a plaid shirt walks into the ring, a fishing rod over his shoulder. Git off mah lawn, ya wippersnapper! shouts the man. When he sees that there is actually someone there to receive his customary greeting, he changes his attitude. Pardon, sonny? You wanna play a children's card game? Sure thing.

Initiative: [roll0]
Initial Draw: [roll1]
Rerolls: [roll2]

[Sir Bedevere]

Shaaa, and now I shall, like, totally go first and stuff. Draw!

[roll0]

Radical. I play three cards so they can't be seen and end my turn. It's so bogus that I couldn't draw a monster... not tubular at all man.

Hand: 3 Princess of Tsurugi
Nightmare Wheel
Just Desserts
Deck:
1.Des Koala
2.Des Koala
3.Des Koala
4.Dice Jar
5.Dice Jar
6.Dice Jar
7.Princess of Tsurugi
8.Princess of Tsurugi
9.Reflect Bounder
10.Reflect Bounder
11.Reflect Bounder
12.Chain Strike
13.Confusion Chaff
14.Confusion Chaff
15.Curse of Darkness
16.Dark Room of Nightmare
17.Dark Room of Nightmare
18.Dark Room of Nightmare
19.Dark Snake Syndrome
20.Zoma the Spirit
21.Zoma the Spirit
22.Lightning Vortex
23.Dimension Wall
24.Dimension Wall
25.Minor Goblin Official
26.Minor Goblin Official
27.Meteor of Destruction
28.Meteor of Destruction
29.Nightmare Wheel
30.Nightmare Wheel
31.Just Desserts
32.Fire Darts
33.Magic Cylinder
34.Mirror Force

Extra Deck: none
Graveyard: none
Removed From Play: none
Face Downs: Chain Strike
Dimension Wall
Curse of Darkness
Stats: 8000 Life Points
Field: {table="head]1|2|3|4|5
-|-|-|-|-
-|F|F|F|-[/table]
F=Facedown

[Shadow_Elf]

You're going to have to speak up, Sonny. I got water in the ears, says the old man, swilling a finger around in his ear before drawing a card from his briny, rusty old dueldisk. Back in my day, we used to play children's card games on a table, ya hear? These new-fangled "duelcircle" thingamawhatzzits just get all rusty and salty when you get em' wet.

Draw: [roll0]
Rerolls: [roll1]

First, I'll discard mah Warrior of Atlantis to the graveyard, to grab myself a Legendary Ocean from mah deck, which I'll then play. I'll set two cards face down and summon me a Mermaid Knight. This briny broad then attacks your life points directly - twice. 3400 points of damage to your Heart-points there, sonny. I end my turn.

Field: A Legendary Ocean
{table="header"]1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
-- | -- | MK | -- | --
-- | FD | FD | -- | -- [/table]
MK = Mermaid Knight 1700/900
FD = Facedown

Lifepoints: 8000

Hand: 2
Levia Dragon - Daedalus
Blizzard Dragon


Facedowns: 2
Torrential Tribute (spot 2)
Tornado Wall (spot 3)

Graveyard: 1
Warrior of Atlantis

Out of Play: 0
None

Deck: 33
01. A Legendary Ocean
02. A Legendary Ocean
03. A Legendary Ocean
04. Warrior of Atlantis
05. Warrior of Atlantis
06. Warrior of Atlantis
07. Tornado Wall
08. Tornado Wall
09. Tornado Wall
10. The Legendary Fisherman
11. The Legendary Fisherman
12. The Legendary Fisherman
13. Mermaid Knight
14. Mermaid Knight
15. Mermaid Knight
16. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
17. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
18. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
19. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
20. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
21. Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo-Daedalus
22. Armed Sea Hunter
23. Armed Sea Hunter
24. Armed Sea Hunter
25. Aqua Spirit
26. Catapult Turtle
27. Blizzard Dragon
28. Blizzard Dragon
29. Blizzard Dragon
30. Abyss Soldier
31. Abyss Soldier
32. Abyss Soldier
33. Mage Power
34. Mage Power
35. Mage Power
36. United We Stand
37. Monster Reincarnation
38. Heavy Storm
39. Terraforming
40. Torrential Tribute

[Sir Bedevere]

Like, before you activate your Legendary Ocean, I activate my Curse of Darkness (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Curse_of_Darkness) and chain my Chain Strike (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Chain_Strike) to it! First off, you lose 1200 life points from my Chain Strike, then you lose 1000 life points by my Curse of Darkness since you activated Legendary Ocean. Righteous. And that isn't all, on your first attack, I use Dimension wall (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Wall), so you take the damage instead of me. That's a total of 3900 damage from my face-downs. RIGHTEOUS COMBO!

Hand: 3 Princess of Tsurugi
Nightmare Wheel
Just Desserts
Deck:
1.Des Koala
2.Des Koala
3.Des Koala
4.Dice Jar
5.Dice Jar
6.Dice Jar
7.Princess of Tsurugi
8.Princess of Tsurugi
9.Reflect Bounder
10.Reflect Bounder
11.Reflect Bounder
12.Chain Strike
13.Confusion Chaff
14.Confusion Chaff
15.Curse of Darkness
16.Dark Room of Nightmare
17.Dark Room of Nightmare
18.Dark Room of Nightmare
19.Dark Snake Syndrome
20.Zoma the Spirit
21.Zoma the Spirit
22.Lightning Vortex
23.Dimension Wall
24.Dimension Wall
25.Minor Goblin Official
26.Minor Goblin Official
27.Meteor of Destruction
28.Meteor of Destruction
29.Nightmare Wheel
30.Nightmare Wheel
31.Just Desserts
32.Fire Darts
33.Magic Cylinder
34.Mirror Force

Extra Deck: none
Graveyard: Chain Strike
Dimension Wall
Removed From Play: none
Face Downs: none
Stats: 6300 Life Points
Field: {table="head]1|2|3|4|5
-|-|-|-|-
-|-|-|COD|-[/table]
F=Facedown
COD=Curse of Darkness

[Sir Bedevere]

Like, I'll be making my radical move now. Draw of awesomeness!

[roll0]

Superbulous, I set a monster face-down and set a tubular card face-down. Your move, dude.

Hand: 2 Princess of Tsurugi
Nightmare Wheel
Deck:
1.Des Koala
2.Des Koala
3.Des Koala
4.Dice Jar
5.Dice Jar
6.Dice Jar
7.Princess of Tsurugi
8.Reflect Bounder
9.Reflect Bounder
10.Reflect Bounder
11.Chain Strike
12.Confusion Chaff
13.Confusion Chaff
14.Curse of Darkness
15.Dark Room of Nightmare
16.Dark Room of Nightmare
17.Dark Room of Nightmare
18.Dark Snake Syndrome
19.Zoma the Spirit
20.Zoma the Spirit
21.Lightning Vortex
22.Dimension Wall
23.Dimension Wall
24.Minor Goblin Official
25.Minor Goblin Official
26.Meteor of Destruction
27.Meteor of Destruction
28.Nightmare Wheel
29.Nightmare Wheel
30.Just Desserts
31.Fire Darts
32.Magic Cylinder
33.Mirror Force

Extra Deck: none
Graveyard: Chain Strike
Dimension Wall
Removed From Play: none
Face Downs: Princess of Tsurugi
Just Desserts
Stats: 6300 Life Points
Field: {table="head]1|2|3|4|5
-|-|F|-|-
-|-|F|COD|-[/table]
F=Facedown
COD=Curse of Darkness

[Shadow_Elf]

You're a cheeky youngster, sonny. Back in my day, people learned to RESPECT their elders!

Draw: [roll0] Already Drew 20
Rerolls: [roll1] Taking 29

Time to teach you some manners, sonny. I summon Levia Dragon - Daedalus in attack mode, by sacrificin' my Mermaid Knight! He's easier to summon in my Legendary Ocean, y'see. Then I use his effect! Apocalyptic Hydro Cannon! Go! All of the water of the breath-taking Legendary Ocean is sucked into Daedalus' mouth, and it then fires it, destroying every other card on the field, including the old man's facedowns. He seems a little over-excited, considering he had to sacrifice so many magic and trap cards to pull it off. Now, DIRECT ATTACK! 2600 Damage!

Field: None
{table="header"]1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
-- | -- | LD | -- | --
-- | -- | -- | -- | -- [/table]
LD = Levia Dragon - Daedalus 2600/1500

Lifepoints: 4100

Hand: 2
Blizzard Dragon x2


Facedowns: 0
0

Graveyard: 4
Warrior of Atlantis
A Legendary Ocean
Torrential Tribute
Tornado Wall

Out of Play: 0
None

Deck: 32
01. A Legendary Ocean
02. A Legendary Ocean
03. A Legendary Ocean
04. Warrior of Atlantis
05. Warrior of Atlantis
06. Warrior of Atlantis
07. Tornado Wall
08. Tornado Wall
09. Tornado Wall
10. The Legendary Fisherman
11. The Legendary Fisherman
12. The Legendary Fisherman
13. Mermaid Knight
14. Mermaid Knight
15. Mermaid Knight
16. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
17. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
18. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
19. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
20. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
21. Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo-Daedalus
22. Armed Sea Hunter
23. Armed Sea Hunter
24. Armed Sea Hunter
25. Aqua Spirit
26. Catapult Turtle
27. Blizzard Dragon
28. Blizzard Dragon
29. Blizzard Dragon
30. Abyss Soldier
31. Abyss Soldier
32. Abyss Soldier
33. Mage Power
34. Mage Power
35. Mage Power
36. United We Stand
37. Monster Reincarnation
38. Heavy Storm
39. Terraforming
40. Torrential Tribute

[Shadow_Elf]

((We're both taking damage REALLY fast!))

[Sir Bedevere]

((that's why I call it my Rapid Burn deck))

When you use it's ability, I activate my Just Desserts (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Just_Desserts), dishing out 500 points of extra creamy pain! Totally shoulda seen that one comin', man. Also, how can I show respect and still win? I'm showin' respect by duelin' with all I've got. Now I'm gonna rock this place with a wicked sweet draw!

[roll0]

I play tres cards face-down, bro. I end my turn.

Hand: 0 none
Deck:
1.Des Koala
2.Des Koala
3.Des Koala
4.Dice Jar
5.Dice Jar
6.Dice Jar
7.Princess of Tsurugi
8.Reflect Bounder
9.Reflect Bounder
10.Reflect Bounder
11.Chain Strike
12.Confusion Chaff
13.Confusion Chaff
14.Curse of Darkness
15.Dark Room of Nightmare
16.Dark Room of Nightmare
17.Dark Room of Nightmare
18.Dark Snake Syndrome
19.Zoma the Spirit
20.Lightning Vortex
21.Dimension Wall
22.Dimension Wall
23.Minor Goblin Official
24.Minor Goblin Official
25.Meteor of Destruction
26.Meteor of Destruction
27.Nightmare Wheel
28.Nightmare Wheel
29.Just Desserts
30.Fire Darts
31.Magic Cylinder
32.Mirror Force

Extra Deck: none
Graveyard: Chain Strike
Dimension Wall
Curse of Darkness
Princess of Tsurugi
Just Desserts
Removed From Play: none
Face Downs: Princess of Tsurugi
Zoma the Spirit
Nightmare Wheel
Stats: 3700 Life Points
Field: {table="head]1|2|3|4|5
-|-|F|-|-
-|-|F|F|-[/table]
F=Facedown

[Shadow_Elf]

You're misunderestimatin' Daedalus, boy he says, before drawing a card.

Draw: [roll0]
Rerolls: [roll1]

I'm a mite intimidated by your face down cards, sonny, but I suppose the best pick is to just go ahead and work the attack! I summon mah blizzard dragon, who paralyzes your face down monster, just in case. Then, I attack that beastie with Blizzard Dragon. I then attack with Daedalus, either a direct attack, or finishing off that there facedown if it survives. After all that, I end mah turn.

Field: None
{table="header"]1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
-- | -- | LD | BD | --
-- | -- | -- | -- | -- [/table]
LD = Levia Dragon - Daedalus 2600/1500
BD = Blizzard Dragon 1800/1000

Lifepoints: 3600

Hand: 2
Blizzard Dragon
Levia Dragon - Daedalus


Facedowns: 0
0

Graveyard: 5
Warrior of Atlantis
A Legendary Ocean
Torrential Tribute
Tornado Wall
Mermaid Knight

Out of Play: 0
None

Deck: 31
01. A Legendary Ocean
02. A Legendary Ocean
03. A Legendary Ocean
04. Warrior of Atlantis
05. Warrior of Atlantis
06. Warrior of Atlantis
07. Tornado Wall
08. Tornado Wall
09. Tornado Wall
10. The Legendary Fisherman
11. The Legendary Fisherman
12. The Legendary Fisherman
13. Mermaid Knight
14. Mermaid Knight
15. Mermaid Knight
16. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
17. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
18. Amphibious Bugroth MK-3
19. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
20. Levia Dragon - Daedalus
21. Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo-Daedalus
22. Armed Sea Hunter
23. Armed Sea Hunter
24. Armed Sea Hunter
25. Aqua Spirit
26. Catapult Turtle
27. Blizzard Dragon
28. Blizzard Dragon
29. Blizzard Dragon
30. Abyss Soldier
31. Abyss Soldier
32. Abyss Soldier
33. Mage Power
34. Mage Power
35. Mage Power
36. United We Stand
37. Monster Reincarnation
38. Heavy Storm
39. Terraforming
40. Torrential Tribute

[Sir Bedevere]

You may have bogusly destroyed my Princess of Tsurugi with no ill effects, your Dragon, however, fell into my Nightmare Wheel (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Wheel)! This righteous card allows me to stop it from attacking permanently and it must remain in attack mode! Not only that, but during each of my standby phases, which I just entered after drawing, you lose 500 Life Points! But first, before my turn starts, during your end phase, I activate the trap monster Zoma the Spirit (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Zoma_the_Spirit)! I shall totally draw now man!

[roll0]

And now to, like, win this! Since you have 3100 life points left, I'm still able to activate my Meteor of Destruction (http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Meteor_of_Destruction)! You now have 2100, and I switch my radical Zoma to attack mode! Now, Zoma, attack his Daedalus and destroy yourself! Since he was epically destroyed in battle, you take damage equal to Daedalus' attack! 2100-2600=-500. You lose, dude! Nice duel out there man, I almost lost in the most epic of ways. You are a true duelist.

Hand: 0 none
Deck:
1.Des Koala
2.Des Koala
3.Des Koala
4.Dice Jar
5.Dice Jar
6.Dice Jar
7.Princess of Tsurugi
8.Reflect Bounder
9.Reflect Bounder
10.Reflect Bounder
11.Chain Strike
12.Confusion Chaff
13.Confusion Chaff
14.Curse of Darkness
15.Dark Room of Nightmare
16.Dark Room of Nightmare
17.Dark Room of Nightmare
18.Dark Snake Syndrome
19.Zoma the Spirit
20.Lightning Vortex
21.Dimension Wall
22.Dimension Wall
23.Minor Goblin Official
24.Minor Goblin Official
25.Meteor of Destruction
26.Nightmare Wheel
27.Nightmare Wheel
28.Just Desserts
29.Fire Darts
30.Magic Cylinder
31.Mirror Force

Extra Deck: none
Graveyard: Chain Strike
Dimension Wall
Curse of Darkness
Princess of Tsurugi
Just Desserts
Princess of Tsurugi
Meteor of Destruction
Zoma the Spirit
Removed From Play: none
Face Downs: none
Stats: 2900 Life Points
Field: {table="head]1|2|3|4|5
-|-|-|-|-
-|-|-|NW|-[/table]
NW=Nightmare Wheel (Daedalus)

[Shadow_Elf]

Bwahahahaha! Good game, kid. You play a rough game, I like that. Now GIT OFF MAH LAWN! With that, the old man turns and leaves. The roar of a 10 horsepower engine is heard outside, and the man takes off in his small fishing vessel.

Bah, kids these days...

((That was a very rapid burn. I really thought I had this in the bag early on, especially considering how few monsters you had... Of course, my deck works best against Swarm decks and such, not so much against spell/trap decks. Any suggestions? I think it played the way it should have, it was just countered in a really epic way))

[Sir Bedevere]

(you had a very good deck and it was played better than most decks could have been. Only, I have a very fast deck that relies on ruining my opponent's plan before, even after or during, it has been made.)

Also, imagine this in a tag duel! Two decks built around the theme of "Burn the opponent before they can THINK!" in a tag duel. Two Magic Cylinder. Two Mirror Force. Six Zoma the Spirit! Truly epic, and I did just that in the latest videogame, destroying the opponent before they can formulate their plan.

EX: I go first, I set three cards and a Des Koala. They go, summon Cyber Twin Dragon through an insane combo. Partner activates Secret Barrel, they take 1200 damage. He sets three cards and summons Reflect Bounder. Other dude goes, gets out Machiner's Sniper. Sniper attacks Reflect Bounder, they take 1800. Twin attacks Des Koala, they take 2000 more. Twin attacks again, activate Magic Cylinder, chain Chain Strike. They lose 8600 life points and lose the duel.