Wierdest thing you've had to type.

[CrimsonAngel]

Well, I just had to type 'Valet on skates, RUN!'

What's something wierd you've had to type?

[Starscream]

"I agree to watch the four Japanese girls talk about how they eat their lunch only if you agree to watch the nine hundred year old man travel time and space in a phone box."

(E-mail to my then girlfriend.)

[Moff Chumley]

"I miss parallels."
:smallconfused:

[Soterion]

I write a lot of science fiction, so a lot of what I write is weird. Here's something weird for all y'alls.

"Decrepit loudspeakers had been strapped to signposts and telephone poles to mark out the fronts between rival gangs, one set blaring the latest hits by global sliphop supergroup Rouged Steele, the other, in a particularly cruel form of retaliation, playing Melanie Morgan’s brand of bubblegum pop."

I don't type much that isn't fiction, so I don't have weird stuff that I absolutely had to type, but I wanted to play too.

[Phase]

"Because Danglies are ICKY."

[Mando Knight]

"I agree to watch the four Japanese girls talk about how they eat their lunch only if you agree to watch the nine hundred year old man travel time and space in a phone box."

(E-mail to my then girlfriend.)

It's a police box, not a phone box.

[Murska]

'What the... I dodge the unusually blue solid chunk of hermaphrodite by leaping to the left.'

[golentan]

"If the frog appears non-hostile, then you should probably consider cutting off your own arm."

[arguskos]

"If the light is green, use the hammer. If orange, use the torch. If blue, run screaming. If red, you're dead already, sorry."

[Crimmy]

[...]Tecuhtli Huehueteotl

Each yllable, it's like this:
Te-cuh-tli Hue-hue-te-o-tl

And phonetical so you know how to say each syllable.

(Te, as in tear [tear as in ripping], Cuh as in curse, Tli as in Tlingit, Hue as in were, Hue as in were, te as in tear [as in ripping], O as in oak, and tl as in Tlingit)

Means "Knight of Sacred Fire", in the original Nahuatl.

On the "Band Name" thread.

[Starscream]

It's a police box, not a phone box.

Both terms are accurate:

"900 years of phone-box travel and I've never been slapped by someone's mum." - The 9th Doctor

But really I'm just writing this because I wanted more to add to this thread, and "I once defended the veracity of my claim that dimensionally transcendental space/time vehicles have been known to contain telephones" is a good one.

[thubby]

"yes, in fact, it does say sacrifice children" (in regard to the mtg card children of korlios)

[Neko Toast]

"To me, it's like sex for your eyes (and ears), and your brain is the roommate in the other room trying to tune out the moaning."

-My opinion of the Avatar movie.

[d13]

"Let's go to the Caaaaaaandy Moooountaaaaaaaaiiiiin ~~"

[Charlie, the Unicorn reference]

[CMOTDibbler]

"yes, in fact, it does say sacrifice children" (in regard to the mtg card children of korlios)

Oh, wow. It really does say that. I own the card, and I've never realized that.

"Smilax galvinization repaved pulchritudinous." I had an odd spell cast on me.

[Dr.Epic]

I'd like to see the context of some of these phrases included in the post.

[Quincunx]

"To me, it's like sex for your eyes (and ears), and your brain is the roommate in the other room trying to tune out the moaning."

-My opinion of the Avatar movie.

. . .that's marvelous in its accuracy.

Any time I've looked at people bemoaning an utter lack of self-worth, and realized the correct answer was lying about them possessing of self-worth to those who would say it was a lie if they heard it from any source, yet still feel better as though they accepted it as truth spoken to truth--well, few things get weirder than that.

[GAThraawn]

"Well, that didn't work, but it was a nice try. Have a hippo."

Although, I type a lot of wierd things, so that's only the most recent I can remember.

[Prime32]

"I agree to watch the four Japanese girls talk about how they eat their lunch only if you agree to watch the nine hundred year old man travel time and space in a phone box."

(E-mail to my then girlfriend.)Lucky Star gets better.

[Dr. Bath]

It's a police box, not a phone box.

It's a police phone box, in fact.

[Starscream]

Lucky Star gets better.

Yeah, it's cute. It just took a couple of episodes before I learned to turn my brain off while watching. Once you get that, the show is actually pretty addictive.

Incidentally, the same ex-GF got me to enjoy Haruhi Suzumiya. She was utterly obsessed with that show. Which made LS doubly entertaining, because I was basically watching it with Konata:smallbiggrin:.

I paid her back though by getting her completely hooked on Doctor Who.

[KuReshtin]

"What you fail to realize is that you don't actually dodge the bullet, you dodge the action of the bad guy firing at you."

[Bhu]

My review of the 2008 film Dragonquest:

Fans of bad eighties fantasy cinema unite! It’s easy to tell who you are. You’ll be the ones watching this saying “Hey look it’s that guy from Beast Master playing a Yoda ripoff! Wooo!!” The rest of you are allowed to strike them. A young man who must face his destiny as the one chosen to confront a great evil (standard fantasy plot #3) has to challenge a warlord who has awoken an ancient dragon in hopes of controlling the world. My goodness what an original plot, no one’s ever done that before.


It's kinder than some of my bad cinema reviews...

[Moff Chumley]

"What if Hitler was in a popular band"? :smallconfused::smallfrown::smallwink:

[Dogmantra]

"Keith, you're my GIRLFRIEND. It's about time you admitted that, or I'm leaving you."

Strange spontaneous roleplay... I think.

[Rutskarn]

Jesus Christ, I am spoiled for choice. I am actually paralyzed by the possibilities, as I type a number of absolutely demented things every single day.

A few examples:

"7 is no good, because you have Dumbledore's Anteaters, right?"

"In that confused half instant, a 7-year-old child came within a synapse of being the world’s foremost expert on what it’s like to be decked by a chimp."

"It is wearing my skin. Only your allegiance to Mesa can differentiate us."

[Mystic Muse]

Lucky Star gets better.

Note: this is a lie.:smalltongue:

[Pocketa]

"8085: C]---->((( L THU

8085 is confirmed BOBS, but not related to his name, but related to an event. BS is probably Bake Sale, and BO is probably Band/Orchestra or Build On, school organizations.

L THU is lunch, Thursday.

The C] is C building and stairs, arrow is just an arrow, and the ((( are a set of curved steps at my school known as the senior steps.

Next day:

I go to the steps at lunch, don't see him, can't find the bake sale until the second half of lunch, and due to the fact there was a crowd, maybe missed him.

Bake Sale was by Build On, so BOBS is confirmed.

Second poster is given codename Bob S. due to the 8085 deal, but that is confirmed not his name because it is confirmed not related to his initials.

Pictures were provided as proof that I went to the locales important."

I posted that maybe 45 minutes ago. I thought it was weird.

[Partof1]

@Pocketa
Modern text-type is weird enough, let alone having to draw pictures with it.

[Pocketa]

@Pocketa
Modern text-type is weird enough, let alone having to draw pictures with it.

I know, but the secret person wrote the code, so I had to crack it.

[Partof1]

I know, but the secret person wrote the code, so I had to crack it.

............................... :smallconfused:

The world is strange.

[Pocketa]

My world is sort of exciting too though.

Codes are meant to be cracked.

[Faulty]

Probably some part of a conversation where I tried to explain the finer aspects of what makes a lot of porn sexist to my friend Cam.

[megabyter5]

The weirdest thing I've ever had to type will now officially in retrospect have already been, despite being my reason for posting here in the first place, this message explaining in a meta-referential way; it is after all, the very intent that I am trying to express by posting the example of something I have supposedly previously typed by only typing it for the first time as I type it here. I am justifying this by insisting it will have already been typed when you read it, or more accurately: I justified this with my insistence that it had already been typed at the moment that will be the present in the future, referring to the "present" in which you are currently reading this post. I cannot confirm or deny allegations that at the moment you are reading this now, I will have been going to be severely confused by my own post.

[arguskos]

The weirdest thing I've ever had to type will now officially in retrospect have already been, despite being my reason for posting here in the first place, this message explaining in a meta-referential way; it is after all, the very intent that I am trying to express by posting the example of something I have supposedly previously typed by only typing it for the first time as I type it here. I am justifying this by insisting it will have already been typed when you read it, or more accurately: I justified this with my insistence that it had already been typed at the moment that will be the present in the future, referring to the "present" in which you are currently reading this post. I cannot confirm or deny allegations that at the moment you are reading this now, I will have been going to be severely confused by my own post.
Sir, have you ever met a man named Dan Streetmentioner? If not, you really need to. He can help your temporal grammar. :smallwink:

Also, you deserve a cookie.

[Syka]

"To me, it's like sex for your eyes (and ears), and your brain is the roommate in the other room trying to tune out the moaning."

-My opinion of the Avatar movie.

...that is the single most perfect description of Avatar I have yet heard. Kudos.

[Temotei]

...that is the single most perfect description of Avatar I have yet heard. Kudos.

Agreed. :smallamused:

[The Glyphstone]

"To me, it's like sex for your eyes (and ears), and your brain is the roommate in the other room trying to tune out the moaning."

-My opinion of the Avatar movie.

That's sig material, pending moderator approval.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

That's sig material, pending moderator approval.

I can agree with that!

[Thufir]

Probably this, from The Plan that me and my housemate have:

1. Cross into a parallel universe, a better universe; wherein computers do not break, no violin is homeless, people named Kenneth are not mocked for their moustaches, iron bars 50cm long are accepted as legitimate housemates and allowed to be speech-writers, and [Housemate's Name] built a TARDIS for his A-level systems project.

[randman22222]

The thread I just started. GAWD it's hard not to make that sound creepy as hell... :smallsigh:

[Perenelle]

"Dammit, I dont care how pretty his eyes are, or that he would look amazing in a suit of armor, or that he is good at shaking hands, I am not going to change my mind even if he rides in on a freakin' horse playing his clarinet while shooting an air soft gun"

....my friends and I are rather interesting people to say the least. :smallamused:

[Groundhog]

Like you would have told me the truth about the Hot Pink Lair. You’re on their side.