Survivalism

[Midnight Devil]

Rules: Simply give an action or idea. I'll take one of them and give the results with a picture. Takes place in a realistic setting unless otherwise noted.

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You open your eyes. You seem to be lying on your back on a soft surface. You see a wooden ceiling. It seems to be sloped.

[billtodamax]

Ooo, ooo, I love these!

E-hem.

=> Look

[YimmytheSneak]

How far does the soft surface go? Lets roll and find out.

[Dr. Bath]

Close your eyes and go back to sleep.

[Freshmeat]

How far does the soft surface go? Lets roll and find out.

Better yet!



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DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Nehh]

I second the barrel roll!

[Reinholdt]

I third the barrel roll.

[Phase]

Agreed, do a barrel roll.

[Mustiado]

But where do we get the barrel? :smallconfused:

[YimmytheSneak]

Well, he did mention a wooden ceiling. Perhaps we're already in the barrel?

[Midnight Devil]

You decide to. Do a barrel roll? What the hell?

*Roll*
*THUD*
"Ow."

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You seem to have fallen to a wood floor. Happily, you haven't been hurt any worse than a bruised shoulder.

You get up and look around.

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(Note: Top down image)

You get up and look around. You notice that your eyesight is somewhat blurry, not helped by the dimness of the room. You were laying on a large. green L-shaped couch. It appears that you are in a living room. In front of the couch is a glass table. There are four walls in the room. In front of you is a brick wall. The brick wall has a large fire place. There is a flat-screen TV in the corner.
On the wall to your right are three windows. The blinds are drawn on the windows. A light switch is on the wall. There is also a door on the right wall. The door is mostly glass. You can see snow outside the door. In the corner, several firearms are propped up.
There are two openings in the wall behind you. They both seem to contain stairs up. Additionally, the part of the wall closest to the glass door seems to be a wooden railing, separating you from a room that is about two feet higher than this one.
The left wall has a doorway. You are not sure where is goes. There is a desk with a computer and printer on the left wall.

[billtodamax]

Okay, okay...

=> Take firearm
=> Throw TV through window
=> Jump through broken window, spraying gun-fire everywhere.

[Freshmeat]

- Take a firearm
- Take part of the railing
- Make a railgun
- Look outside if there are any zombies around*

* If there's a gun around, chances are good it's a zombie apocalypse game. If there's no zombie apocalypse, don't worry. That just means this game takes place in Texas instead. :smallbiggrin:

[Reinholdt]

-Take a firearm.
-Take a second firearm.
-Take a third firearm.
-Repeat until all firearms have been collected.
-Spell your name in the couch using bullets.

[billtodamax]

-Take a firearm.
-Take a second firearm.
-Take a third firearm.
-Repeat until all firearms have been collected.
-Spell your name in the couch using bullets.

You know what, screw my idea, I second this. But make sure to use up all of the bullets!

[Nehh]

- Walk to the computer
- Turn on computer
- Visit an online shopping site
- Order a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide

[cd4]

Take all the firearms.
Turn on the TV and Lights.
Move to a point where you can cover all entrances (include the window) against anything that is attracted by the light and sound.

[IcemanJRC]

I second Reinholdt

[Lex-Kat]

Seriously, we should take the gun, and check the computer.

[paddyfool]

- Peek out the window; if you see nothing immediately dangerous:
- Take seemingly-best all-purpose gun (there must be a reason for them being stacked up there)
- Check it's loaded and seems serviceable
- Check computer