am i the only girl on this site?

[katerox]

...alls i see in the roleplaying games thread is mostly guys...just curious

[Nano]

You are most definitely not.

[FirebirdFlying]

There's a fair amount of feemales, as far as I've seen.

People just tend to assume they're male, either 'cause a) they don't look at the little gender thing or b) the person doesn't put the little gender thing on.

:smallwink:

[Cobra_Ikari]

...alls i see in the roleplaying games thread is mostly guys...just curious

Hang out in Friendly Banter more, there are plenty of ladies around.

...mind, now isn't the best time to find out who they are, seeing as GB is in session... >.>

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hi! I'm a girl and so are a lot of other people here! :smallbiggrin:

[Serpentine]

YUUUUUUR GRLZ! SHOW US YUR TITTIES!

Gender Bender Week is a very dangerous week.*
*boy-smooches if you get the reference.

[Rutskarn]

...alls i see in the roleplaying games thread is mostly guys...just curious

Yes. You are the only girl.

These people are lying to you, trying to gain your confidence. Shun them. They will only turn on you.

[katerox]

oh there we go lol i stand corrected!!! :)

[Yardo]

There are ladies around here, i'm sure! Though, like mentioned already, with the gender bender around, it may be a bit confusing at the moment. But, you can never have enough ladies, so welcome! :smallbiggrin:

[katerox]

Yes. You are the only girl.

These people are lying to you, trying to gain your confidence. Shun them. They will only turn on you.

aww sad...:smallfrown:

[FirebirdFlying]

Yes. You are the only girl.

These people are lying to you, trying to gain your confidence. Shun them. They will only turn on you.

Well don't tell her.

Some people, ruining diabolical plots willy-nilly…

[katerox]

There are ladies around here, i'm sure! Though, like mentioned already, with the gender bender around, it may be a bit confusing at the moment. But, you can never have enough ladies, so welcome! :smallbiggrin:

thanks :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin: :smallbiggrin:

[katerox]

YUUUUUUR GRLZ! SHOW US YUR TITTIES!

Gender Bender Week is a very dangerous week.*
*boy-smooches if you get the reference.

ew.... :smallannoyed: u wish...

[Solaris]

Well don't tell her.

Some people, ruining diabolical plots willy-nilly…

The nerve of them!

[katerox]

The nerve of them!

lolz! :smallsmile:

[Serpentine]

Hur hur hur. :amused:*

Not representative of actual males.

[Sneak]

ew.... :smallannoyed: u wish...

Lesson number one of the playground: always look for the white text.

[Dragonrider]

Under this skin of male hippie-dom, I am a girl. :smalltongue:

....

Really.

[katerox]

Lesson number one of the playground: always look for the white text.

what white text? :smallredface:

[CrimsonAngel]

Hilight this sentance, along with the area around it. WHITE TEXT LOLZ!

[Siosilvar]

what white text? :smallredface:

It's INVIBISLE!

[Yardo]

The small print just below the comment, I know, it's hard to see, but it's there.

[Forever Curious]

Hur hur hur. :amused:*

Not representative of actual males.

Silly Serpentine, don't mess with the new girl :smalltongue: (hint: Gender bender week...)

[Eldrys]

People on the internet:

Boys are Boys
Girls are Boys
and Children are Secret Agents

[Forever Curious]

People on the internet:

Boys are Boys
Girls are Boys
and Children are Secret Agents

Agreed :smallbiggrin:

[blackfox]

Lesson number one of the playground: always look for the white text.Sneak, you can't just say that and not have any white text in your post. You just can't.

And yes, you're definitely the only girl. *points at gender icon*

[katerox]

ohhh i c the white text now...lol thanks...:smallbiggrin:

I AM A GIRL!

[Rattine]

Hark! There be plenty of the ladies here! ^_^ You just gotta know which forums to check! ;) Welcome to the ForumsPlayground!
*looks at your avie*
>.>


Lesson number one of the playground: always look for the white text.

Thanks. Now I'm highlighting everyone's posts. Everyone's. >.>

[katerox]

Sneak, you can't just say that and not have any white text in your post. You just can't.

And yes, you're definitely the only girl. *points at gender icon*

yes i get that now thank you

[Silverraptor]

I can attest that I'm... not a girl. Sorry, gender bend week.:smalltongue:

[Cobra_Ikari]

ew.... :smallannoyed: u wish...

Serpentine is a lady. She's just being silly and genderbent. =P

Like I said, hard time to join. I joined during the very first GB week, IIRC, and had a blast, but...it takes some getting used to. =P

[Silverraptor]

Serpentine is a lady. She's just being silly and genderbent. =P

Like I said, hard time to join. I joined during the very first GB week, IIRC, and had a blast, but...it takes some getting used to. =P

I joined around gender bend week too. However, I was too holed up in the Order of the Stick part of the forum to notice.:smalltongue:

[katerox]

Serpentine is a lady. She's just being silly and genderbent. =P

Like I said, hard time to join. I joined during the very first GB week, IIRC, and had a blast, but...it takes some getting used to. =P

OHHHH i c!!! lol ok thanks

[Yardo]

I must have joined right after the last GB week, as I don't remember anything about it. And since I don't have a avvy... oh well :smallcool:

[Flickerdart]

For white text, just Ctrl+A as you read the page. A lot easier.

I'm not gender-bent, and thus not a girl, though. I hope that's not too confusing.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Do you 'really' wanna know?


YUUUUUUR GRLZ! SHOW US YUR TITTIES!
*flashes Serpentine mardi-gras style*

[katerox]

well...im not genderbent cuz i just joined i am 100% girl lol

[cycoris]

I joined around gender bend week too. However, I was too holed up in the Order of the Stick part of the forum to notice.:smalltongue:

Oh, hey, we joined around the same time!

I was soooo confused at first, especially since some people left their GB avvies up longer... :smallsigh::smallamused:

[Krade]

Serpentine is a lady. She's just being silly and genderbent. =P

Like I said, hard time to join. I joined during the very first GB week, IIRC, and had a blast, but...it takes some getting used to. =P

I'm gonna go ahead and point out that you didn't join during the first one because when I joined (in 2006), it was during/right after GB week. Man that was confusing. This is just the first year I participated in the confusion.

[Forever Curious]

well...im not genderbent cuz i just joined i am 100% girl lol

But what does it mean to be a "girl"? Is it the anatomy, the mind, or a matter of the soul itself?

[Silverraptor]

Oh, hey, we joined around the same time!

I was soooo confused at first, especially since some people left their GB avvies up longer... :smallsigh::smallamused:

Oh, cool!:smallcool:

And I notice that a lot of people join around that time of year. I wonder why?...

[Krade]

Oh, hey, we joined around the same time!

Hey I have one of those people too! Me an' Lykan joined on the exact same day:smalltongue:
Oh, cool!:smallcool:

And I notice that a lot of people join around that time of year. I wonder why?...It must be the raw attraction of GB week:smallwink:

[katerox]

But what does it mean to be a "girl"? Is it the anatomy, the mind, or a matter of the soul itself?

i think its all those mostly anatomy...lol

[The Vorpal Tribble]

But what does it mean to be a "girl"? Is it the anatomy, the mind, or a matter of the soul itself?
Don't think we're talking 'girl' but female. Female is a matter of anatomy.

For matters of 'feminism' there is another thread.

[Stormthorn]

...alls i see in the roleplaying games thread is mostly guys...just curious

Their are girls here. However at certain times of year some people gender bend including some very prominent forum members that i will not name aloud. *points at Cobra Ikari. Points at Serpentine. Points at Vorpal Tribble* So you might not get responses from the gender you think you are for right now.
I, for the record, am male and not gender-bending. At least, not online. Not right now.

[Serpentine]

Also we had a Girl Thread for a while. It pretty much ran its course, though.

[ForzaFiori]

For white text, just Ctrl+A as you read the page. A lot easier.

I'm not gender-bent, and thus not a girl, though. I hope that's not too confusing.

Or, if you dont feel like doing that, If you just watch for an extra long space between the end of the post and a person sig or the next post, its usually an indication of white text.



Like this!

[Yardo]

I do think though, that the girls here are more of the artist, friendly banter etc kind, then actual roleplayers. Could be wrong though, there are a lot of ways to roleplay.

By the way, I bet you did not expect so much response so fast!

[Krade]

Also we had a Girl Thread for a while. It pretty much ran its course, though.

*Is reminded of the travesty that was the Guy Thread*

We just couldn't take it seriously and got the LOCKDOWN!

There was a "Gentleman's Thread" for a while and that went over better but it died off rather quickly.

[katerox]

I do think though, that the girls here are more of the artist, friendly banter etc kind, then actual roleplayers. Could be wrong though, there are a lot of ways to roleplay.

By the way, I bet you did not expect so much response so fast!

actually no i didnt but its nice to know that theres more girls on this site...i didnt wanna be the only one...lol

[Trog]

YUUUUUUR GRLZ! SHOW US YUR TITTIES!

Gender Bender Week is a very dangerous week.*
*boy-smooches if you get the reference.
PIG! :smallmad: Yay gender-bender week! =P

[Krade]

*Reminds Trog that maybe he should switch his gender icon*

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yeah, for clarification, the figure typing behind Cobra_Ikari is, in fact, male. =P

Also, there are plenty of RPer girls out there. Most of them just don't seem to frequent the site as much as they used to.

[Forever Curious]

Yeah, for clarification, the figure typing behind Cobra_Ikari is, in fact, male. =P

Also, there are plenty of RPer girls out there. Most of them just don't seem to frequent the site as much as they used to.

Perhaps because of chauvinist pigs like Serpentine! *glares*

[Serpentine]

I'm translating the entirety of Animorphs to D&D, and led the charge in a debate over whether DMPCs are always awful, and I'm a girl :smalltongue:

I mean, HUR HUR HUR BOOBIES.

Incidentally, yesterday I saw a hip hop song by a local guy, the chorus of which was "titties, titties, tit-tit-titties!" Then he was rooster-teased by a sluttily dancing girl, along with 5 other guys, for the rest of the night...

edita @V: Wah thankee ma'am :smallcool:

[Forever Curious]

I'm translating the entirety of Animorphs to D&D, and led the charge in a debate over whether DMPCs are always awful, and I'm a girl :smalltongue:

I mean, HUR HUR HUR BOOBIES.

I love you Serpentine.

[Stormthorn]

Or, if you dont feel like doing that, If you just watch for an extra long space between the end of the post and a person sig or the next post, its usually an indication of white text.



Like this!

Sometimes it just means your getting messed with.











I said SOMETIMES! And for the record, not all guys proceed their BOOBIES comments with 'hur hur'. Some of us are more sophisticated sex maniacs.

[Sneak]

Thanks. Now I'm highlighting everyone's posts. Everyone's. >.>

You're welcome. :smalltongue:

[Ashen Lilies]

Pssht. We see through your lies Serpentine. You're just using the confusion of GB week to get some tail, aren't you? :smallamused:

[Trog]

*Reminds Trog that maybe he should switch his gender icon*

*Reminds Krade that, just as it purposely remained unchanged the last time it was gender bender week, it shall purposely remain unchanged for this one as well.* :smallwink:

Besides no one's fooled by that little female symbol anyways. :smalltongue:

[Serpentine]

Nah, I've got plenty of tail. What I'm really after is legs. Reow :smallwink:

edit: Dagnabbit. Now I've got "titties, titties, tit-tit-titties!" stuck in my head.

[Forever Curious]

Nah, I've got plenty of tail. What I'm really after is legs. Reow :smallwink:

Oh you know it :smallwink:

[Raiki]

YUUUUUUR GRLZ! SHOW US YUR TITTIES!

Gender Bender Week is a very dangerous week.*
*boy-smooches if you get the reference.


Well, I get the Rocko reference, but maybe I'll wait till next week to collect the reward...?:smalleek:

And yeah, GB week is a bit rough for new people. I'm still confused as the the actual gender of some of the playgrounders, since I started lurking in the FB forums last year around this time. To make life a little easier, I am an un-bent male, and you'll figure everyone else out in time. (Except Nameless. That debate will rage until the end of time.)

~R~

[Inhuman Bot]

Hur hur hur. :amused:*

Not representative of actual males.

Says you. :smalltongue:

[Rutskarn]

ohhh i c the white text now...lol thanks...:smallbiggrin:

I AM A GIRL!

Also, just so you know, Serpentine is a girl.

EDIT: This thread moved while I was gone. Who moved my thread.

[MikelaC1]

I do think though, that the girls here are more of the artist, friendly banter etc kind, then actual roleplayers.

The only reason Im here is for the RP games...

[Darklord Bright]

Let's not kid ourselves, here - everyone knows there are no girls on the inter-tubes.

[Rattine]

You're welcome. :smalltongue:

*highlights*
:smallconfused::smalleek:
You FIEND!!:smallfurious:

[Vaynor]

Fools! There are no women on the internet!

Everyone here is male, or a G.I.R.L. (Guy In Real Life).

:smallsmile:

[Crimmy]

Fools! There are no women on the internet!

Everyone here is male, or a G.I.R.L. (Guy In Real Life).

:smallsmile:

DAMMIT VAYNOR, STOP SPEAKING THE TRUTH! :smallfurious:

:smallmad:

:smallannoyed:

:smallamused:

:smallcool:

[Yardo]

Realy love this place, keeps me awake at night. :smallwink:

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Sees all the stuff about GB week*

*Looks at avatar*

:smallbiggrin:

[Forever Curious]

*Sees all the stuff about GB week*

*Looks at avatar*

:smallbiggrin:

That's a win, my good (wo)man...?

[KerfuffleMach2]

Also, just so you know, Serpentine is a girl.

EDIT: This thread moved while I was gone. Who moved my thread.

It's okay, Rutskarn. Just plant a tracer on the thread. Like I do.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Of course, the real fact of the matter is that we're all automated chat programs set up to keep katerox company until such time as the government has finished its expirementation and has disposed of the body.

It's a very well made program, capable even of complementing itself while making people think it is trying to construct a false conspiracy.

[RS14]

For white text, just Ctrl+A as you read the page. A lot easier.

I wrote a crude Stylish file that displays all hidden text on this site in Dark Gray. :smallamused:

I don't think I've ever set my gender icon. I sow confusion wherever I post!
Muahahaha!

[Coidzor]

^: You're a plane, all planes and ships are female. Hence why we draw nude women on them.

Wait. Wait. I thought we were all Vael Alts in some kind of turing test where the actual Vael may not exist admit all of the automated programs in an attempt to see whether an AI can be raised up from the incessant yammering of a thousand monkeys on a thousand keyboards on a forum.


edit: Dagnabbit. Now I've got "titties, titties, tit-tit-titties!" stuck in my head.

...You're horrible, Serps. You really are. You should be listening to a different song right now.

But, i guess that's why we love you. Because you're science gone horribly, horribly right.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

No, that was on the old server.

[Sneak]

*highlights*
:smallconfused::smalleek:
You FIEND!!:smallfurious:

Not everything










has white text, you know.

[Forever Curious]

Of course, the real fact of the matter is that we're all automated chat programs set up to keep katerox company until such time as the government has finished its expirementation and has disposed of the body.

It's a very well made program, capable even of complementing itself while making people think it is trying to construct a false conspiracy.

No! You're not suppose to tell her there is no mind control. I will go back to my gender bending.

[Yardo]

You realy are sneaky Sneak!

[Temotei]

This thread reminds me that I forgot to switch my gender...I just switched avatars. :smalleek:

[Forever Curious]

This thread reminds me that I forgot to switch my gender...I just switched avatars. :smalleek:

Awkward...

[Temotei]

Awkward...

My players are probably going to be confused, but whatever. :smallcool:

I don't think half of them read Friendly Banter.

[Yardo]

Fun though, I bet you would like to see their faces.

[Mythestopheles]

I was thinking of joining in on it, but lo and behold, I was forced not to.
Yup, I just forgot.

[Mando Knight]

To make life a little easier, I am an un-bent male, and you'll figure everyone else out in time. (Except Nameless. That debate will rage until the end of time.)

It's funny because it's pretty much true. Until you hear him talk... a voice that manly has no place on one that girly.

[katerox]

Also, just so you know, Serpentine is a girl.

EDIT: This thread moved while I was gone. Who moved my thread.

i know i already got that :smallsmile:

[Coidzor]

I just couldn't figure out what a good mask for femme Coidtank would be, myself. I mean, what's the opposite of Beard? That's the main gender quality of Coidtank. Beardlyness.

[katerox]

Awkward...

haha...sorry that made me laugh:biggrin:

[Syka]

This reminded me I need to change my avatar. I'm a real female, by the way, and have been around the boards since Sept 2005. I began exclusively in the RP sections but after a year or two I got distracted by real life so now I'm pretty much just in FB. I try to get back into RP periodically when life slows down.

Now off to bend my fox...that sounds dirty...


whitetextwhitetextwhitetext :D

[katerox]

This reminded me I need to change my avatar. I'm a real female, by the way, and have been around the boards since Sept 2005. I began exclusively in the RP sections but after a year or two I got distracted by real life so now I'm pretty much just in FB. I try to get back into RP periodically when life slows down.

Now off to bend my fox...that sounds dirty...


whitetextwhitetextwhitetext :D

lol...nice

[katerox]

Fools! There are no women on the internet!

Everyone here is male, or a G.I.R.L. (Guy In Real Life).

:smallsmile:

i beg to differ...lol

[thorgrim29]

I for one welcome our genderbent overlords

"puts up a LGBT sign"


I started hanging out in the friendly banter and media forums during a GB week (07 or 08, not sure I think someone was getting married), so yeah, confusion was pretty constant for a while. And, I'm gonna go on a limb here, but I'd say that the male-centricness of the rpg forums is mostly due to

a: Total population (as in, world total)
b: The fact that the forum is about 3/4 mechanics to 1/4 rp, and from what little I know about female roleplayers (I've met a few in the flesh actually) they tend to prefer rp over mechanics and optimisation.

[ondonaflash]

Don't be silly! None of you have genders! You're just faceless text, representative of an anonymous and amorphous whole! I'm the only one of real importance because I'm the only one who I can prove exists!

[Yardo]

A bend fox, wonder how that looks. Probably still foxy. :smallwink:

[katerox]

A bend fox, wonder how that looks. Probably still foxy. :smallwink:

whoa!!!! lol

[skywalker]

Gender Bender Week is a very dangerous week.*
*boy-smooches if you get the reference.

Spunky! Spunky!

...

I love that little wallaby.


Thanks. Now I'm highlighting everyone's posts. Everyone's. >.>

Welcome to life on this forum. Half the time I don't even look anymore. The understanding that there might be white text is like IRL, when someone has a really good deadpan but you've known them for years so you can sense the sarcasm.


I was soooo confused at first, especially since some people left their GB avvies up longer... :smallsigh::smallamused:

*really wishes we could settle on a non-insulting gender neutral singular pronoun, because we never really know, and at a certain point of egalitarianism, it shouldn't matter in most cases on a forum anyway*


And I notice that a lot of people join around that time of year. I wonder why?...

It's cold and depressing outside?*

*Yes, I know not everyone lives in the Northern Hemisphere, before our fine Aussies jump on me. However, a majority of the world's people (especially the internet users) live in the Northern Hemisphere, where the majority of the land is as well. And where it's cold and depressing right now.


edit: Dagnabbit. Now I've got "titties, titties, tit-tit-titties!" stuck in my head.

This song sounds awesome, in a terrible kind of way.


Well, I get the Rocko reference, but maybe I'll wait till next week to collect the reward...?:smalleek:

I, on the other hand, would like to collect right. freaking. now.


^: You're a plane, all planes and ships are female. Hence why we draw nude women on them.

You... might want to go over that logic again in your head.

[katerox]

lol ok then

[Temotei]

I love Rocko. Great show. :smallcool:

[Serpentine]

...You're horrible, Serps. You really are. You should be listening to a different song right now.But I'm not listening to it now, only last night :smallfrown:

But, i guess that's why we love you. Because you're science gone horribly, horribly right.Hm. We might have a contender for Faulty's quote...


Spunky! Spunky!

...

I love that little wallaby.
...
I, on the other hand, would like to collect right. freaking. now.BOY-SMOOCHES FOAR JOO! *wet, sloppy smacking noise*

8Yes, I know not everyone lives in the Northern Hemisphere, before our fine Aussies jump on me. However, a majority of the world's people (especially the internet users) live in the Northern Hemisphere, where the majority of the land is as well. And where it's cold and depressing right now.Actually, I think most people live in tropical or sub-tropical areas. India, Indonesia and Mexico are at least the most densly populated places, aren't they? And they're all pretty warm all year round, aren't they?
:smalltongue:

This song sounds awesome, in a terrible kind of way.Eh, except for that it's just amateaur (HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?!) Aussie hip-hop. I'll see if I can find it for you, though.

Well, I get the Rocko reference, but maybe I'll wait till next week to collect the reward...?:smalleek:Somebody's insecure in their sexuality :smallwink:

[RabbitHoleLost]

...alls i see in the roleplaying games thread is mostly guys...just curious

This has probably been answered, but you're far, far from the only girl.
I'm normally one.
Its just GB week >>

[Coidzor]

Serps:*Amateur, and no, you shouldn't do away with the original. Otherwise how will we know where the meme has come from?! :smalleek:

Actually, on that note... my broomate recently decided that aussie hip hop was not completely bunk the other day after some song about black dogs hit his intertubes' radar.


You... might want to go over that logic again in your head.

Nah, see, bra, it's so that the vehicles don't get jealous of human women getting attention due to having primary and secondary sex characteristics.

...Plus we just like depicting nude women, for some strange reason, as we've been doing it since we had caves.

[Firestar27]

Their are girls here. However at certain times of year some people gender bend including some very prominent forum members that i will not name aloud. *points at Cobra Ikari. Points at Serpentine. Points at Vorpal Tribble*
I suppose it's just that time of the year for them.
Don't kill me! *hides*
Anyway, I am a male, and I am not genderbended. So I am all real, and all natural. :smallbiggrin:
(Yes, I'm aware that the phrase should probably not be applied here, but screw it, it sounds funny. :smalltongue:)

[Coidzor]

I suppose it's just that time of the year for them.

We like to refer to it as molting, really. I'm too busy contemplating the essential mysteries of life with beard and life without beard and what beard and not-beard truly are.

[Katiara]

I'm a girl too! (even if we have to give my brother credit for getting me on the forums)

[golentan]

Ummm... I've been a girl.

Should I go with my meat puppet or my processor (artificial sexless abstraction)? Also, if meat puppets, do we count original bodies (male grown into neuter female), all bodies (male and female), or current bodies (male)?

[skywalker]

BOY-SMOOCHES FOAR JOO! *wet, sloppy smacking noise*

MMMM!

...

Waitaminute, are these good, recently brushed teeth kisses? Or typical boy "I only brush once a day and forgot this morning" kisses? Because I think I should know before...

Aw, crap.


Actually, I think most people live in tropical or sub-tropical areas. India, Indonesia and Mexico are at least the most densly populated places, aren't they? And they're all pretty warm all year round, aren't they?
:smalltongue:

No! Because Europe! And, and China!

Seriously, like I said, interwebs access is much more popular in places like Europe (gets really cold, even the warm parts get rainy and dark, ya?), North America, and Japan. Add in that these are the places where people are most likely to speak English (Australia again excepted :smalltongue:), and, uh, yeah. I WIN!

I mainly just felt the need to justify my argument more, did not mean to be arguing in a serious manner with you. Thread is way not serious enough for that.

I now return to our regularly scheduled silliness. Ni!


(HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?!)

Very carefully.

EDIT:
Should I go with my meat puppet or my processor (artificial sexless abstraction)? Also, if meat puppets, do we count original bodies (male grown into neuter female), all bodies (male and female), or current bodies (male)?

...

Yes.

[The Extinguisher]

I am most likely not a girl, but it's difficult for me to check. I have very short arms.

Like a T-Rex.

[Coidzor]

^:...you...need to ...check!?:smalleek::smallconfused:


Seriously, like I said, interwebs access is much more popular in places like Europe (gets really cold, even the warm parts get rainy and dark, ya?), North America, and Japan. Add in that these are the places where people are most likely to speak English (Australia again excepted :smalltongue:), and, uh, yeah. I WIN!

Plus, like, stuff we can't even mentionname it's so board-unfriendly. @_@

Like, Nameless for instance. ??? accounts for the vast majority of traffic you know.

[Pocketa]

Do I answer your question, OP?

http://lookbook.nu/files/looks/medium/482391_1118091151.jpg?1266280011

[golentan]

I am most likely not a girl, but it's difficult for me to check. I have very short arms.

Like a T-Rex.

Can you have someone else check for you?

[The Extinguisher]

^:...you...need to ...check!?:smalleek::smallconfused:


Well maybe you just have this unnatural ability to just know what your gender is all the time, but the rest of us have to actually work at it.:smalltongue:


Can you have someone else check for you?

No one will tell me :smallfrown:

[kpenguin]

Serpentine is a lady.

Simply because Serp's female does not mean she is a lady.:smalltongue:

This was a joke should not be construed as an attack on Serp.

[katerox]

i know that theres other girls now!!! lol

and i am a girl too and a noob so i didnt know about the GB week....

[Renegade Paladin]

There's a fair amount of feemales, as far as I've seen.

People just tend to assume they're male, either 'cause a) they don't look at the little gender thing or b) the person doesn't put the little gender thing on.

:smallwink:
Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little kids are FBI agents. :smalltongue:

[Pocketa]

Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little kids are FBI agents. :smalltongue:

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

[katerox]

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

LOLZ :smallbiggrin: :biggrin:

[golentan]

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Pocketa = Payback? In sig for gag... Not meant as insult...

[Coidzor]

Simply because Serp's female does not mean she is a lady.:smalltongue:

No, but because she's a Duchess she is. :smallwink:

[Serpentine]

Actually, on that note... my broomate recently decided that aussie hip hop was not completely bunk the other day after some song about black dogs hit his intertubes' radar.Not sure what the black dog song was, but no, it's not all bad. For example, last night I was also seeing Phrase. To be honest, I don't particularly like most of their stuff (for example, one of their songs I really like the song they've sampled (ROUND like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel...), not so much the rap in-between), but their last song and current hit is pretty awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIvF_ZBE6es). 1200 Techniques and various others are pretty good, too.


Simply because Serp's female does not mean she is a lady.:smalltongue:You slander my honour, sir!

[golentan]

You slander my honour, sir!

Nonsense: he was clearly engaging in Libel, not Slander.

[Krade]

Nonsense: he was clearly engaging in Libel, not Slander.

/thread

white text for my ten characters!!!!!!!!!!

[Serpentine]

Is libel ever a verb?

[Krade]

Is libel ever a verb?

It is now!:smalltongue:

[golentan]

Is libel ever a verb?

Yes. It functions as an Intransitive or Transitive Verb. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/libel)

Click on the second link under 2 entries found.

[skywalker]

Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little kids are FBI agents. :smalltongue:

Speaking of which...


Do I answer your question, OP?

*snip*

http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg

[Bhu]

Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little kids are FBI agents. :smalltongue:

Does this mean in theory we're allowed to tell kids "Hey, my wages pay your salary mister!"

Sorry for the bad cop cliche, it's been a weird day...

[kpenguin]

You slander my honour, sir!

Madam, or sir as it may be at the moment, I have it on good word that you have no honour to speak of!

[golentan]

Serp, if you need a second, I wish to volunteer my services.

[Serpentine]

Have at thee! Goletan, hold this for me.

http://www.ihasaflavor.com/lolcats/dangerous-to-go-alone.jpg

[Coidzor]

Great, now I'm going to sneeze all over the thread now. :smallannoyed: Lousy feline conspiracy...

[BisectedBrioche]

Using my incredible powers of deception, it's next to impossible for anyone to know if I'm really female, or a male taking part in GB week.

Unless you read my signature.

[Castaras]

*looks down top* *looks down pants* Yep, I have girly bits.

[banjo1985]

"I'm 100% man, man! I just...prefer this look on a weekend."

"But it's Thursday."

"...Quiet you."

[Dallas-Dakota]

*swoops Banjina of her feet*
Let's go somewhere quiet, hmm?:smallwink:

Oh wait, there's the whole ''engaged'' thing.:smalltongue:

[banjo1985]

"Well....I am a sucker for a big furry blue monster who likes cookies..."

[rakkoon]

On a week where everybody puts on dresses, the Big Blue one puts on a tux.
I do believe the Fonz is still alive.
He's just fuzzier now.

(A dude btw and WELCOME )

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yep, and we saw what happend with the big blue one.:smallamused:

[Felixaar]

Yes. You are the only girl.

These people are lying to you, trying to gain your confidence. Shun them. They will only turn on you.

Ah, see, now this is what I was going to say.

Rutskarn, you magnificent bastard.

[Diva De]

I'm a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!

[Quincunx]

Ah, Gender-Bender Week, where one can go from *** hag to vag hag in one easy step. . .

ok, one 'more difficult than anticipated as I stupidly deleted the base avatar for GBW III' step. . .

.gif editor? anyone?


But what does it mean to be a "girl"? Is it the anatomy, the mind, or a matter of the soul itself?

Curse you! I had places to go today! I can't even get the citations for all I've spewed on that subject just on this sub-forum in the time I've got to spare!

[Forever Curious]

Ah, Gender-Bender Week, where one can go from *** hag to vag hag in one easy step. . .

ok, one 'more difficult than anticipated as I stupidly deleted the base avatar for GBW III' step. . .

.gif editor? anyone?



Curse you! I had places to go today! I can't even get the citations for all I've spewed on that subject just on this sub-forum in the time I've got to spare!

Checkmate :smallbiggrin:

[Solaris]

Serp, if you need a second, I wish to volunteer my services.


Have at thee! Goletan, hold this for me.

http://www.ihasaflavor.com/lolcats/dangerous-to-go-alone.jpg

Oh cool, now we're starting to duel to the death? Lemme know when it's my turn, I'm bringin' mah howitzer.

[BRC]

A duel! Let me get my duel-judging hat!

[Stormthorn]

This reminded me I need to change my avatar. I'm a real female, by the way, and have been around the boards since Sept 2005. I began exclusively in the RP sections but after a year or two I got distracted by real life so now I'm pretty much just in FB. I try to get back into RP periodically when life slows down.

Now off to bend my fox...that sounds dirty...


whitetextwhitetextwhitetext :D

I think your bent avatar looks cool.

[the humanity]

I am ameoba. are there others who lack any parts out there?

[katerox]

I am ameoba. are there others who lack any parts out there?

i wonder about you

[Kobold-Bard]

...Thanks. Now I'm highlighting everyone's posts. Everyone's. >.>

You'll get over this eventually. Just watch out for Salvonus; the true master of the white text, and permanently in invisible mode so you'll never know whether a reply is incoming or not.

[Raiki]

Somebody's insecure in their sexuality :smallwink:

Well! I never! :smallamused:

I think that being a member of the RHPS cast for a few years more or less demolishes any chance of sexual insecurity. I'll admit I was, once upon a time. But by the 5th time or so that you chase a man in tight gold underwear around a stage making kissing noises, it fades.

On another note, I was going to take part in GB week, but considering I haven't even got my OotS style avatar yet, the odds of getting a bent version of it would be both too late and kind of pointless.


Oh well, there's always next year.
~R~

[golentan]

Oh cool, now we're starting to duel to the death? Lemme know when it's my turn, I'm bringin' mah howitzer.

The weapon seems to be a cat. So I'm going to guess we're only dueling to the scratched furniture.

[Worira]

I can't help but think that a howitzer would be a pretty terrible weapon in most, if not all, duels.

[Thursday]

"But it's Thursday."


Grumble. Unable to think of witty enough response involving cross dressing and mistaken identity. /Grumble.

[Rutskarn]

I can't help but think that a howitzer would be objectively the best weapon for most, if not all, duels.

I went ahead and fixed that for you.

[Flickerdart]

Well, it depends on the type of howitzer. A pocket one is an entirely different ballgame from a Karl-Gerat.

[Solaris]

Can you have someone else check for you?

I call 'not it'.


i wonder about you

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh?


I can't help but think that a howitzer would be a pretty terrible weapon in most, if not all, duels.

Then you, sir, are doing it wrong.


Well, it depends on the type of howitzer. A pocket one is an entirely different ballgame from a Karl-Gerat.

Nonsense. At least, not with the payloads I'm talking about. Just load 'er up like a blunderbuss or go for the Killer Junior and try not to giggle maniacally when you're doing the direct-fire mission. The only concern would be maneuvering the tube to aim, and if he's also encumbered with a howitzer then it's just a question of who can emplace, aim, and fire first.

[katerox]

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh

well i only said that because i know the humanity...lol...very well

[Flickerdart]

Nonsense. At least, not with the payloads I'm talking about. Just load 'er up like a blunderbuss or go for the Killer Junior and try not to giggle maniacally when you're doing the direct-fire mission. The only concern would be maneuvering the tube to aim, and if he's also encumbered with a howitzer then it's just a question of who can emplace, aim, and fire first.
Deploying a regular howitzer and a 124-ton self-propelled monster that fires 2-ton shells and loads with a crane aren't different enough for you?

[Solaris]

Deploying a regular howitzer and a 124-ton self-propelled monster that fires 2-ton shells and loads with a crane aren't different enough for you?

You say that, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah monster blah blah blah 2-ton shells blah blah blah really big kaboomie."

[katerox]

You say that, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah monster blah blah blah 2-ton shells blah blah blah really big kaboomie."

LOLZ :smallbiggrin:

[Starbuck_II]

Then you, sir, are doing it wrong.


Please, it is unsportman-like to use such a gun. Plus, what about the loss of collatoral damage? There is very little.
I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

[golentan]

Wait, he trips the radar but golentan gets under it just fine? Are whotsits like him normal in Cali? Has it turned into R'yleh?

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

[Pyrian]

I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!10 megatons at 10 paces FTW! :smallcool:

[katerox]

First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

wait...I call it Cali...lol

[Rockphed]

I have seen pictures of at least a dozen girls on this site. They might all just be pictures of girlfriends or sisters, but I have no proof of such, so it is just senseless mumbling. If nothing else, one of the 3 marginally active mods, Alarra, whose name is always mispelled, is of the feminine persuasion. Last I heard, she and Zeb were either married or on the way thither. Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future. Dag yo. Time is truly too mutable in my mind. Now I must proceed to ignore the friendly banter section for another 6 months when I will return to tell you all that you are beyond bizarre and worthy of mocking.

Then again, that wouldn't be nice, so I'll get it over with now.:smallamused: You are all bizarre and worthy of mocking. After all, are there not 4 types of people on the internet? Men who are men, women who are men, children who are FBI agents, and teenagers who demand naked pics or going away.

Okay, so I am at least as weird as the denizens of FB, but if you cannot take a ribbing, you are no better than the houyhnhnms, and then you are nothing but talking horses, and then where would we be? EATING GRASS!

Nachos for the Nacho Throne! Cheese for Cheese Eater!

[The Rose Dragon]

Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future.

They got married and had a kid.

I mean, they could have had a kid without getting married, but they did.

[skywalker]

Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

Oh, that's priceless. I'm going to call Californians "non-Euclidean-Americans" for a long time to come.


I have seen pictures of at least a dozen girls on this site. They might all just be pictures of girlfriends or sisters, but I have no proof of such, so it is just senseless mumbling. If nothing else, one of the 3 marginally active mods, Alarra, whose name is always mispelled, is of the feminine persuasion. Last I heard, she and Zeb were either married or on the way thither. Truly I cannot remember if Zeb got shackled, or if that event is still in the future. Dag yo. Time is truly too mutable in my mind. Now I must proceed to ignore the friendly banter section for another 6 months when I will return to tell you all that you are beyond bizarre and worthy of mocking.

Married, and there's a kid in the picture as well. Just, you know, so you know.

[Sneak]

*begins countdown to thread lockage*

[Zar Peter]

*begins countdown to thread lockage*

Well, yes, the question was answered, wasn't it?
And I'm a girl... lady... women... or however you want to call my female character :smalltongue:

[Solaris]

Please, it is unsportman-like to use such a gun. Plus, what about the loss of collatoral damage? There is very little.
I say bring a nuke to a duel. You can't miss then!

Feh. Then there's no skill involved. It's just push button, nuclear armaggedon. Back in my day, you had to work at ending the world.


First off, don't call it Cali. That's how we know you're not one of us.

No, you can tell I'm not one of you because I don't have any tentacles.


Second, I absorb radar and convert it to food, so obviously I wouldn't trip it.

... Would hanging out too close to a transmitter too often then cause obesity, or simply fission?


Thirdly, we're not normal, but we are an accepted minority. Haven't you heard of Non-Euclidean-Americans?

I'm with Skywalker. Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.

[golentan]

No, you can tell I'm not one of you because I don't have any tentacles.

Fair enough.


... Would hanging out too close to a transmitter too often then cause obesity, or simply fission?

Neither. I'm slowly starving to death because my daily power requirements are on the order of Terrajoules. It would have to be a big honking radio tower.

But in the case it was, it would cause fission.


I'm with Skywalker. Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.

Agreed. All in favor?

[Krade]

Grumble. Unable to think of witty enough response involving cross dressing and mistaken identity. /Grumble.

You know, at first I thought someone made an account named Thursday just to make this post. Then I saw the join date was over 2 years ago... This thread apparently has the power to flush out lurkers from their hiding places:smallbiggrin:

[Pyrian]

Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. :smallcool: X|

[katerox]

I am soooooo lost

[Yardo]

Still going? Must be girl power. :smallbiggrin:

[Moff Chumley]

I am soooooo lost

I hear yah, sister.

NOTE: Chumley is note a female and is only barely male. I prefer to think that I transcend gender. :smallcool::smallamused:

[Sneak]

I am soooooo lost

Lesson number two of the playground: always bring a map.And always remember lesson number one: always look for the white text.

[Pyrian]

Californians are now Non-Euclidean Americans.
Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. :smallcool: X|
I am soooooo lostIn hindsight, I'm not entirely clear on why I thought making a non-euclidean geometry "joke" was a good idea. :smallconfused: See, in standard - which is to say, Euclidean - geometry it is impossible to have two distinct, intersecting lines both parallel to a single third line. Therefore, by claiming that I'm going to do so, I'm saying I'm Californian, i.e., non-Euclidean.

[Firestar27]

I am ameoba. are there others who lack any parts out there?
But humanity isn't made up of ameobas! Humans are eukariotic!


Agreed. All in favor?

AYE!!! :smallbiggrin:







Excuse me while I make two intersecting lines, each parallel to the same third line. :smallcool: X|

I am... confused. Explain?


Did you enjoy my fake white text above?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I got a map when I joined. It was this big wrinkled peice of paper with "Here be Dragons" scribbled in the middle.

It wasn't lying.

[Coidzor]

I had a dream where Fullbladder changed his name to some kind of Voltrony sounding thing.

And he showed me a map like that. @_@ Last night actually.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

My latest plan is going according to schedule, then. Soon I shall be invincible.

Also, holy crap that's wierd.

[Mystic Muse]

I've had several dreams about the playground. Is this good or bad?

also no you're not the only girl on the playground. I'm not saying which I am though.:smalltongue:

I'm a level 300 Sorceror Paladin Warlock. Bahamut allowed an exception to the "Lawful good only"
what. You didn't think I'd actually say what gender I am did you? =p

[Pyrian]

I am... confused. Explain?


Did you enjoy my fake white text above?Yes, I did. Now go look at the white text in the post immediately above yours. :smallamused:

[Coidzor]

My latest plan is going according to schedule, then. Soon I shall be invincible.

Also, holy crap that's wierd.

Also, you were wearing a bunnygirl outfit. @_@ And melting between a redheaded woman with her skin dyed green-blue and a giant version of your avatar in a bunnygirl outfit as if the world of the gitp forums was reals.

Something about either eating your user or becoming free of the tyranny of the person behind the computer or something.

[skywalker]

In hindsight, I'm not entirely clear on why I thought making a non-euclidean geometry "joke" was a good idea. :smallconfused: See, in standard - which is to say, Euclidean - geometry it is impossible to have two distinct, intersecting lines both parallel to a single third line. Therefore, by claiming that I'm going to do so, I'm saying I'm Californian, i.e., non-Euclidean.

Some of us got it!


I got a map when I joined. It was this big wrinkled peice of paper with "Here be Dragons" scribbled in the middle.

It wasn't lying.

And he was one of the lucky ones!


Also, you were wearing a bunnygirl outfit. @_@ And melting between a redheaded woman with her skin dyed green-blue and a giant version of your avatar in a bunnygirl outfit as if the world of the gitp forums was reals.

Something about either eating your user or becoming free of the tyranny of the person behind the computer or something.

Now you're just making crap up.

...

OR, you really need to stop eating an entire garlic and goat cheese pizza directly before sleep.

[Mystic Muse]

Now you're just making crap up.

...

OR, you really need to stop eating an entire garlic and goat cheese pizza directly before sleep.

or both.:smalltongue:

[Asta Kask]

But humanity isn't made up of ameobas! Humans are eukariotic!

Amoebas are eukaryotes. But they're not female.

[Solaris]

AYE!!! :smallbiggrin:

The ayes have it. Californians are now and forever Non-Euclidean Americans.

Pyrian, math jokes are never funny. You should've known better than to try one. For shame.

[Thufir]

Pyrian, math jokes are never funny. You should've known better than to try one. For shame.

They are funny. Just because you're insufficiently educated to understand them...

What Pyrian said, however, wasn't really a joke, it just referenced a mathematical concept.

[Solaris]

They are funny. Just because you're insufficiently educated to understand them...

What Pyrian said, however, wasn't really a joke, it just referenced a mathematical concept.

And how do you know how much education I have, eh? For the record, I got it... after running through the process of figuring out how two convergent lines could be parallel to something (not, unless they're on parallel planes). Math jokes are still never funny.

[Jewel Thief]

Gender Bender Week?

I'm not a duuuude!

[Thufir]

And how do you know how much education I have, eh? For the record, I got it... after running through the process of figuring out how two convergent lines could be parallel to something (not, unless they're on parallel planes). Math jokes are still never funny.

Maths jokes are funny if you have sufficient understanding of the maths involved. You don't find them funny => you're understanding is insufficient => you haven't been taught enough maths to find them funny.
Also, I reiterate, what Pyrian said was not really a joke.

[Roland St. Jude]

Sheriff of Moddingham: Take this to the Random Banter thread, please.