Dire Bunnies are real!

[Bhu]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-544353/Ear-weighing-whopping-stone-meet-worlds-biggest-bunny.html

And here I thought I was the only one making Dire fuzzy critters...

[RabbitHoleLost]

I want one.

[CollinPhillips]

Stupid puns only hurt the article's journalistic credibility.

[Renegade Paladin]

Stupid puns only hurt the article's journalistic credibility.
It's the Daily Mail. Are you telling me you thought it had any to start with? :smalltongue:

[Innis Cabal]

Stupid puns only hurt the article's journalistic credibility.

Well, considering they are talking about it losing its throne it could have been worse. Something like "Hare today, gone tommorow".

[Reinholdt]

10 pounds a day for food? Ouch.

[Johel]

Looks yummy...

They should try to feed them with red meat, just to see what happens.
3-feet long rabbits, jumping at your face to tear it apart ? Monty Python would be so proud...

[Incompleat]

Looks yummy...

Kim Jong II agrees with you. (http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,458863,00.html)

[Krade]

I think it would have been nice to tell us what the hell a 'stone' is in normal weight measurements.

[GreyVulpine]

I think it would have been nice to tell us what the hell a 'stone' is in normal weight measurements.

http://tinyurl.com/c6khjx

[kpenguin]

Too bad she's dead. Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Her son Ralph is bigger now...

[Coidzor]

^: Was she delicious and feasted upon as befits such a large... creature?


1 stone = 14 pounds = 6.35029318 kilograms

Hmm. Very ...interesting. Any one of my exes would go and make squeeing noises at this. Even the ones who aren't cuddly.

[Bhu]

Kim Jong II agrees with you. (http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,458863,00.html)

I wonder if he's heard of Rabbit starvation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation)

[billtodamax]

*sees thread*
:smallconfused:
*opens*
:smalleek:
*clicks link*
:smallsigh:

Alright, I'll get some sort of rabbit themed shotgun, you guys get the food. We'll find a bunker to hole up in and sit out this terrifying rabbit apocalypse.

[Kobold-Bard]

*sees thread*
:smallconfused:
*opens*
:smalleek:
*clicks link*
:smallsigh:

Alright, I'll get some sort of rabbit themed shotgun, you guys get the food. We'll find a bunker to hole up in and sit out this terrifying rabbit apocalypse.

Sit it out :smallconfused:

I intend to tame one and ride it into battle :smallbiggrin:

[Bhu]

A small personal coterie of trained bunny assassins would do nicely...I gotta make a PrC based on that someday...

[Johel]

I intend to tame one and ride it into battle :smallbiggrin:

You just conjured an awesome mental image.
Gotta create stats for a she-kobold bard ridding a bear-sized rabbit.
The thing would maul people while singing something disturbing.

Any suggestion for a song ?

[billtodamax]

I feel good? Nanananananana

I think it would work.

[Kobold-Bard]

You just conjured an awesome mental image.
Gotta create stats for a she-kobold bard ridding a bear-sized rabbit.
The thing would maul people while singing something disturbing.

Any suggestion for a song ?

Ride of the Valkyries?

Add in the Mama Kobold PrC from Bhu's sig, and leadership to represent all her kids and we have a very awesome character indeed :smallbiggrin:

[llamamushroom]

You just conjured an awesome mental image.
Gotta create stats for a she-kobold bard ridding a bear-sized rabbit.
The thing would maul people while singing something disturbing.

Any suggestion for a song ?

Run, Rabbit, Run (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVdoZNxtL8k). Obviously. :smalltongue:

Also, that thing looks like it can't even support its own weight. Just look at how it's lying in the comparison shot.

Incidentally, that thing weighs more than A THREE-YEAR-OLD CHILD! Holy cus...

[Bhu]

You just conjured an awesome mental image.
Gotta create stats for a she-kobold bard ridding a bear-sized rabbit.
The thing would maul people while singing something disturbing.

Any suggestion for a song ?

the ironic one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps9e1vqOKtM

the 60's option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRKvpZ7PjE&feature=related

the japanese version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-ikcEGYhwc&feature=PlayList&p=22789285DE6001CB&index=62

edited version of the nsfw song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ty8hXXqh0o

the fightin' option :smallbiggrin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY-NSF0Boyo&feature=PlayList&p=B8D62CB689046080&index=15

[Dr.Epic]

I want one!!!

[Mystic Muse]

I want one!!!

I don't.

Man that thing looks freaky. (keep in mind I've seen several horrible denizens of the sea in cracked articles and other than the abyssal sea cucumber nothing was as freaky as that thing)

..........I'm turning into Anya from "Buffy the vampire slayer" aren't I?:smallannoyed:

[Dr.Epic]

I don't.

Man that thing looks freaky. (keep in mind I've seen several horrible denizens of the sea in cracked articles and other than the abyssal sea cucumber nothing was as freaky as that thing)

..........I'm turning into Anya from "Buffy the vampire slayer" aren't I?:smallannoyed:

Well I want one and I want several normal size bunnies and the giant one would be the queen bunny and the small ones would be part of the hive mind and they would live in a bunny hive and they would attack in swarms.

[Mystic Muse]

Well I want one and I want several normal size bunnies and the giant one would be the queen bunny and the small ones would be part of the hive mind and they would live in a bunny hive and they would attack in swarms.

*stares*
*backs away slowly*
*adds Dr.Epic to the list of things that scare me*

Edit: Eh, you don't really scare me anymore. That's pretty normal in comparison to things I've seen now.

[billtodamax]

The good doctor's idea has potential.

Perhaps some sort of mind link/control helmet?

Then we could build them a sweet hive/burrow, equip them with jet packs, and get them to swarm the postman.

[Bhu]

The last 3 posts remind me why I like these boards :smallbiggrin:

[ScottishDragon]

I want one.

Me too!iv'e seen those and I want one so bad!!

[Moff Chumley]

Well I want one and I want several normal size bunnies and the giant one would be the queen bunny and the small ones would be part of the hive mind and they would live in a bunny hive and they would attack in swarms.

Can i haz sig?

[Dr.Epic]

*stares*
*backs away slowly*
*adds Dr.Epic to the list of things that scare me*

Can I sig this?


Can i haz sig?

Yes.

[Shas aia Toriia]

That, my friends, is one huge rabbit.
Did that remind anybody else of Bugs Bunny?

[thubby]

http://tinyurl.com/c6khjx

that's basically the oberoni fallacy for the internet.
just because i can look it up, doesn't mean i should have to, especially when the article itself switches between the 2 for no reason.

[Kobold-Bard]

That, my friends, is one huge rabbit.
Did that remind anybody else of Bugs Bunny?

How did it take 30 responses to get from big rabbit to bugs bunny? I feel we may have lost our way here, our minds have been warped by notions of rabbit armies and Kobold mounts.

[Trog]

:smalleek:

*waits for that thing to say "I do like a bit of gorgonzola" or something.*

[Moff Chumley]

Yes.

Yeeeee. :smallbiggrin:

Ya know, I make a point of ONLY sigging really funny stuff, to keep my sig minimal, but you people keep filling it up... :smallfurious:

[Mystic Muse]

Can I sig this?


yes. ten characters

[Bhu]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/bhutastan/monsters/motivator4312210.jpg

Personally I think we should make this the bunny queen

[Dr.Epic]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc70/bhutastan/monsters/motivator4312210.jpg

Personally I think we should make this the bunny queen

2 things:

-Gamera must save us.
-Next time I DM my players are gonna fight that assuming they're high enough level. I always had this awesome idea of a mindflayer on a dragon but I might have to change it to mindflayer on one of those giant bunnies or mindflayer riding a dragon riding a giant bunny.

[LurkerInPlayground]

Rabbit beats a snake in a fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXp95EMf4fw

[Dr.Epic]

Rabbit beats a snake in a fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXp95EMf4fw

That rabbit is hardcore. Way to rewrite the food chain little guy.

[Moff Chumley]

mindflayer riding a dragon riding a giant bunny.

Curses, my ebil plan has been foiled again... :smallannoyed:

[Dr.Epic]

Curses, my ebil plan has been foiled again... :smallannoyed:

What was your evil plan then?

[Mystic Muse]

mindflayer riding a dragon riding a giant bunny.

*puts Dr epic on the list of things that outright disturb me.*

[Dr.Epic]

*puts Dr epic on the list of things that outright disturb me.*

I may need to (a) sig this as well with your permission and (b) find a way to illustrate that.

[Mystic Muse]

for future reference, unless the comment will get me an infraction you can sig it.

[Phase]

Madre de dios...

The Night of the Lepus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xulXFB3-A3c) It's come true!

The horror! The B-movie horror!

[Reinholdt]

All my childhood fears have come to life. (http://www.amazon.com/Bunnicula-Rabbit-Tale-Mystery-Deborah-Howe/dp/1416928170/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266817495&sr=8-1)

[Dr.Epic]

All my childhood fears have come to life. (http://www.amazon.com/Bunnicula-Rabbit-Tale-Mystery-Deborah-Howe/dp/1416928170/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266817495&sr=8-1)

I see your vampire bunny and raise you a giant vampire bunny that sparkles. Truly nothing in the Cthulhu Mythos can live up to that abomination.

[Bhu]

2 things:

-Gamera must save us.
-Next time I DM my players are gonna fight that assuming they're high enough level. I always had this awesome idea of a mindflayer on a dragon but I might have to change it to mindflayer on one of those giant bunnies or mindflayer riding a dragon riding a giant bunny.

If you give it a go, scroll down page one on the Critter thread in my sig, it has a list of critters I've done including Dire Bunnies.

and Kaiju :smallbiggrin:

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

I think it would have been nice to tell us what the hell a 'stone' is in normal weight measurements.

1 stone = 14lbs. It's how we measure weight in Britain and it's just a collective unit of lbs, like a foot is of inches.

[Marillion]

I see your vampire bunny and raise you a giant vampire bunny that sparkles. Truly nothing in the Cthulhu Mythos can live up to that abomination.

*puts Dr.Epic on the list of things that must be destroyed for the good of mankind*

[Moff Chumley]

I'm gonna agree with Marillion. :smalleek:

[Dr.Epic]

I'm gonna agree with Marillion. :smalleek:

I never knew I could be so terrifying with bunnies.

[Mystic Muse]

*puts Dr.Epic on the list of things that must be destroyed for the good of mankind*

*erases Dr.Epic from list*
*adds lady gaga, Hannah montana, the twilight series, The Jonas Brothers, half the Disney movies, and Miko Miyazaki to the list*

[Bhu]

I never knew I could be so terrifying with bunnies.

It gets better if you add Squirrels. People are terrified of squirrels for no good reason.

[Kobold-Bard]

It gets better if you add Squirrels. People are terrified of squirrels for no good reason.

Grey squirrels were more successful at genocide than Hitler. I think that's a very good reason to be scared of them.

[Dallas-Dakota]

All my childhood fears have come to life. (http://www.amazon.com/Bunnicula-Rabbit-Tale-Mystery-Deborah-Howe/dp/1416928170/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266817495&sr=8-1)
I see your link and raise you the Rabbit-Bunnicula avatar I made.

[Thufir]

Rabbit beats a snake in a fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXp95EMf4fw

Clearly a member of the Watership owsla. That's what Thlayli training gets you.

Returning to the initial article, now imagining giant General Woundwort. Scared now.

[Thiel]

Am I the only one who can't help thinking how big a pie you could get out of one of those.

[Dr.Epic]

Am I the only one who can't help thinking how big a pie you could get out of one of those.

You EAT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? You heartless fiend!:smallfurious: They're adorable even the four foot behemoths that could terrorize Tokyo.

[Kobold-Bard]

You EAT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? You heartless fiend!:smallfurious: They're adorable even the four foot behemoths that could terrorize Tokyo.

Four foot Behemoth Pie...Now that sounds yummy.

[Serpentine]

Rabbits are evil. They maul you. You want rabbits? Come take all ours.

I've had rabbit pie before, but it had sultanas in it so it wasn't my thing. So, I look forward to trying rabbit again.

[Thiel]

You EAT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? You heartless fiend!:smallfurious: They're adorable even the four foot behemoths that could terrorize Tokyo.

Yes, I eat bunnies. In fact, rabbit stew is one of my favourite dishes.

[Zeb The Troll]

You EAT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? You heartless fiend!:smallfurious: They're adorable even the four foot behemoths that could terrorize Tokyo.So are deer, but damned if those aren't awfully tasty too! :smallcool:

[billtodamax]

Hey, yeah, you could get a pretty big pie out of that.

Now I want a rabbit pie.

[Coidzor]

The last 3 posts remind me why I like these boards :smallbiggrin:

They make me think of a DnD encounter...

[Dr.Epic]

Yes, I eat bunnies. In fact, rabbit stew is one of my favourite dishes.

Be warned about ye stew eating ways: he who eats stew last eats stew hardest.

[Klose_the_Sith]

You EAT BUNNIES?!?!?!?!? You heartless fiend!:smallfurious: They're adorable even the four foot behemoths that could terrorize Tokyo.

Bunnies are only good for breeding, dying and being food. If they breed then it's a problem, so the last two is what we practise round these parts :smallcool:

[Bhu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAPKxqutv8

I so don't wanna be you guys when the bunny army comes for you :smalltongue:

Note: video title moderately nsfw

[Thiel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOAPKxqutv8

I so don't wanna be you guys when the bunny army comes for you :smalltongue:

Note: video title moderately nsfw

Whatever that green fire-spewing thing in the intro is, it's way cooler than anything else in the movie.