Neverending Dungeon - Deady McNecrophiliac

[term1nally s1ck]

The air surrounding you fairly hums with the residue of magic, an aftereffect of the spell that brought you to this place. A quick glance reveals that you are in a small room, devoid of any life save for yourself. The sound of dripping water can be heard faintly, and the stone walls are slick with moisture. In complete defiance of logic, a torch is already lit, resting in a sconce near the room's single door.
Map:{table]|A_|B_|C_
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There is a door at C-4, south side.

DM Notes:Sheet (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=188221)

[Dragero]

Hoping that what that ghost told him was true, Deady leaves the room, and heads east, then south at the turn, looking for traps the whole way.

If I get caught in one, I charnel touch myself.

At the door, I open it and look inside.

[Dragero]

Search (Trap finding) roll:

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

You fall into a pit, and heal and climb out.

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_
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There is a door at A-2, which you are just outside of, another at E-4, south side and another at E-3. There is a human wearing a chain shirt and holding a longsword standing behind a beast with patchy dark fur that covers its unhealthy shrunken black skin in some places. Open sores dot its hide and a feral, catlike head glances with it's blank eyes at the wall in front of it.
Initiative:[roll0]

[Dragero]

Owww I fell :(
Initiative:
[roll0]

[Dragero]

I run in to B1 and let loose an arrow at that filthy human.

[roll0]

[roll1]
[roll2]

[term1nally s1ck]

You hit. He's annoyed. He moves to B3 and fires a wave of rainbow light at you. Make a will save.

[Dragero]

Gahhhh!!!! Colour spray, my nemesis!

[roll0]

If Iive, I run to E1 and shoot another arrow.

[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]

[term1nally s1ck]

*sigh*

[roll0]

Take as many as required of:

[roll1]
[roll2]
[roll3]
[roll4]
[roll5]
[roll6]
[roll7]
[roll8]

[term1nally s1ck]

Game Over

Continue?
Yes
No

[Dragero]

*Clicks yes and inserts another quarter*

I return to the room!

[roll0]

Initiative!

Edit: A one!!!!

[term1nally s1ck]

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_
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There is a door at A-2, which you are just outside of, another at E-4, south side and another at E-3. There is a human wearing a chain shirt and holding a longsword standing behind a beast with patchy dark fur that covers its unhealthy shrunken black skin in some places. Open sores dot its hide and a feral, catlike head glances with it's blank eyes at the wall in front of it.
Initiative:[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

He moves forward, and casts a spell.

A ray of frost speeds towards you:

[roll0]vs Flatfooted Touch AC -This seems an unlucky thread.
[roll1] cold damage.

[Dragero]

Back to B1, arrow again.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

[term1nally s1ck]

Miss.
He moves to C2, and fires a wave of colors at you. Make a will save.

[Dragero]

Come on.....Come on.......

[roll0]

[Dragero]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!

I run up to C3 and charnel touch him.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

[term1nally s1ck]

On the way past, he takes a swing at you with his sword.

[roll0]
[roll1]

He's hit and in pain.

he steps back, and fires a gobbet of acid at you:

[roll2] vs touch ac.
[roll3] acid damage.

[Dragero]

Wow....This character is failing.....,

I flee the room and start touching myself!

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

Another AoO:

[roll0]
[roll1]

He senses he has you on the run, and follows you out, and fires another ray of cold at you:

[roll2]
[roll3] cold damage.

[Dragero]

I`m at 0hp from that AoO......Owch.

Can I touch myself again?

If I can....:

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

Your character would have had to take his move action to leave the room, as he was disabled, and his standard this turn would have been to heal for 5.

The sorceror still thinks you're nearly dead, and attacks with more acid:

[roll0] vs touch AC.
[roll1] acid damage.

[Dragero]

And we are currently outside the room?

I run 10' away and fire an arrow.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

[Dragero]

Yay crit

[roll0]
[roll1]

[term1nally s1ck]

You pin him to the wall.

150XP, Chain shirt, Longsword.

[Dragero]

OWCH!

I leave his corpes, heal, and exit the room at the E3 door.

North, east, and I look inside that door.

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

To the north the corridor turns east after 10'. To the south the corridor turns west after 10'

[Dragero]

Errr.....

I said I go north then turn east, checking inside the nearby door....

[term1nally s1ck]

My bad :smallredface:

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_
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There is a door at B1, which you are just outside of, and another at B5. There is an orc in the middle of the room. It holds a Ripper and wears a chainmail, as well as a pair of goggles.
Initiative:[roll0]

[Dragero]

A ripper? No idea what that is, but i`m scared!

[roll0]

[Dragero]

Run to C1, let lose an arrow.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

Two ones......

[term1nally s1ck]

Shortsword - Longsword - Greatsword
Shortspear - Longspear - Ripper

[Dragero]

Oic

His turn then.

[term1nally s1ck]

He 5' steps towards you and screams STONE BONES

[roll0]
[roll1]

[Dragero]

............I'm dead............

Edit: actualy i'm at -4

I touch myself
(Roll in next post)

[Dragero]

[roll0]

Come on.....Come on......

Yay!

[term1nally s1ck]

If you're at -4, you're unconscious and can't act..

[Dragero]

Oops, :P I miss rageclaw!

[term1nally s1ck]

Game Over

Continue?
Yes
No


I wonder how many of these I'll have by the time you give up? :smallbiggrin:

[Dragero]

*inserts another quarter!!!*

I head east from the door untill I reach the 1st door.

Maybe theres a kitty in here..........

[term1nally s1ck]

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_
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There are doors at A5 south and E1 north.
In the room there is an ugly looking, blue scaled, lizard thing with fire in it's mouth!
Initiative: [roll0]

[Dragero]

Ummmmm where is this lizard located?

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

C3, dead centre.

He breathes Acid at you!

[roll0], reflex for half.

If you take any damage, you're entangled.

[Dragero]

[roll0]


Hope I save.....

Edit:

This Thread Is Cursed!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragero]

I exit the room and touch myself.

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

You take [roll0] halved ongoing damage from the entanglement. It will last a total of [roll1] turns.

He pokes his head out, and breathes fire at you: [roll2] damage, reflex halves.

[Dragero]

Oh my god nooo!!

Dead again!

[Dragero]

*Inserts yet another quarter*

I go all the way east!

[term1nally s1ck]

There's a door at the end of the hallway.

At the second north-south split, you see the corridor north turning east after 10', and the corridor south turning west after 10'

at the end, you see 10' south before the corridor turns east again.

[Dragero]

Ok, I open the door!

[term1nally s1ck]

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_
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5||||[/table]
The room contains a large chest with a note attached to it’s latch. There are doors at C5, D2 and D1 north.

[Dragero]

Hmm chest room again.

I wait 2 hours, then open up

[term1nally s1ck]

DMs:

[roll0]
[roll1]

The chest is empty.

[Dragero]

Gah!!

I lost my PP :( Ok, I exit the other door.

[term1nally s1ck]

Which one...

[Dragero]

:P Sorry!

The D1 door.

[term1nally s1ck]

On the floor right outside the door you see a red and white painted bullseye on the ground.

[Dragero]

I toss a coin at it.

[term1nally s1ck]

There is a coin on a red and white painted bullseye on the floor just outside the door.

[Dragero]

.....Ok

Uhhh what directions can I go?

[term1nally s1ck]

To the west, the corridor goes 25' before a T-juntion north/south.

To the East, the corridor turns south after 5'

[Dragero]

East, then south. If I see a door I stop.

[term1nally s1ck]

You end up outside the other door from the chest room.

To the east, the corridor goes 10' and turns north.

To the south, the corridor goes 20' and turns east.

[Dragero]

I go south and then east.

[term1nally s1ck]

There's a door on the southern wall after a bit. 5' after the door, there's a turning north, and the corridor turns south 30' after that.

[Dragero]

Hmmm I go to the door and open it!

[term1nally s1ck]

Opening the door reveals the following room:
{table]|A_|B_|C_|D_|E_|F_
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There is a door at E-1, which you are just outside of, another at A-6 west, and another at F-4. There is a kobold wearing a chain shirt and holding a short sword.
Initiative:[roll0]

[Dragero]

"Brother!" I say in draconic, "What are you doing in such a foul place?"

[roll0]

[term1nally s1ck]

"Looking for some fun" he replies as he charges you.
"I hope you make this more sporting than the last few"

[roll0]
[roll1]

His body is wreathed in shadows, giving him a 20% miss chance vs all attacks.

[Dragero]

Yessss!! He missed!!

I run 10' away and cast Summon undead 2 beside him!

2 human skeleton warriors on each of his sides!

[term1nally s1ck]

Summon Undead 2 has a one-round casting time. It'll take til the start of your next turn.

[Dragero]

Ohh...ok then I run 10' south and shoot him!

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]

[term1nally s1ck]

That's a miss.

His blade bursts into flame, then winds in a hypnotic pattern, and it seems as though a blade made of solid light strikes at you as his real one does.

[roll0]
[roll1]
[roll2]+[roll3] if one hits, +[roll4] if both hit

[roll5] if one threatens (19-20)
[roll6]

[Dragero]

Holy crap.......I`m dead!!!! Again!