Ok, NOW it's SMEE's birthday!

[Lord Blace]

It's about 5 minutes too early in your time zone, but it's past midnight already after yours!

So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMEE! :smallbiggrin:

Edit: o.o It seems my brain is gone and your birthday is tomorrow.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

[SMEE]

You're one day too early! D:

I'll be... *gasp* 30!!!! :eek: this monday!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs around in despair* :smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:

[The Rose Dragon]

What kind of weird time zone do you live in? Even in the easternmost parts of the world, there are still nine hours before it's SMEE's birthday.

Still, happy early birthday, B!

[Mystic Muse]

Happy birthday SMEE!

[Ravens_cry]

Happy birthday to. . .
SMEE, Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, SMEE

May today be a better one then when you were squished down a meat hose and out into a cold, bright place.
We are glad you could join us on this planet, it's a better one for you.:smallsmile:

[Lord Blace]

What kind of weird time zone do you live in? Even in the easternmost parts of the world, there are still nine hours before it's SMEE's birthday.

Still, happy early birthday, B!

Yes, yes, I thought today was Sunday. @.@ Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. -Falls over.-

[Ravens_cry]

Well then. . .
A merry, merry unbirthday, to you, SMEE. I still hope this is a better day then the aforementioned extrusion.

[Mystic Muse]

And 30 isn't that bad. At least you aren't 60

[Flickerdart]

You're one day too early! D:

I'll be... *gasp* 30!!!! :eek: this monday!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs around in despair* :smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:
It's ok. You'll always be 29 in, um, your heart?

[DraPrime]

You're one day too early! D:

I'll be... *gasp* 30!!!! :eek: this monday!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs around in despair* :smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:

Good work Blace. You scared the hell out of Smee.

[Solaris]

And 30 isn't that bad. At least you aren't 60

Meh. Either way, old.

[Ravens_cry]

Meh. Either way, old.
It's not old it's. . .chronologically advantaged.:smallwink:

[Starscream]

I'll be... *gasp* 30!!!! :eek: this monday!

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs around in despair* :smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:

Here's your Senior Citizen in the Playground discount card. It's good for half off braincells killed by visiting the Crack Pairings thread. Also, if you get yelled at by Roland, he has to call you ma'am.:smallbiggrin:

Seriously, happy birthday.

[Belkarsbadside1]

Here, my gift to you will be some nice bran and laxatives.

[Groundhog]

Here's your Senior Citizen in the Playground discount card. It's good for half off braincells killed by visiting the Crack Pairings thread. Also, if you get yelled at by Roland, he has to call you ma'am.:smallbiggrin:

You get all that?

...

Now I wanna be thirty.

[Lycan 01]

Happy Birthday! :smallbiggrin:

[Flickerdart]

Here's your Senior Citizen in the Playground discount card. It's good for half off braincells killed by visiting the Crack Pairings thread. Also, if you get yelled at by Roland, he has to call you ma'am.:smallbiggrin:

Seriously, happy birthday.
I propose that Roland has to call everybody ma'am. Especially the men.

[Trog]

BIRTHDAY!! ^(^_^)^

Happy Birthday, B!! *sets up the velvet rope to demarcate the line for those soon to deliver birthday spankings* :smallamused:

[SMEE]

Wait... there's going to be spankings? Why no one told me about that? :smalleek:

Now I have something to look for this Monday. :smallamused:

[Maximum Zersk]

Spankings, as in birthday bumps. For you, about 30.

Not that bad. Imagine how bad it is for elves.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happy unbirthday!

[Flickerdart]

Spankings, as in birthday bumps. For you, about 30.

Not that bad. Imagine how bad it is for elves.
That explains the Constitution penalty.

[Mercenary Pen]

That explains the Constitution penalty.

I thought the CON penalty was due to most elves having Brittle Bones...

Anyhow, happy birthday.







totally not going to be 25 on the 9th

[Flickerdart]

Brittle bones because of all the beatings, yes.

[Jacklu]

Happy Birfday Smee!!!! <333333333333

[PhoeKun]

Happy birthday!

Now hurry up and visit so we can celebrate properly! =O

[golentan]

Birthday Kisses for Smee!

And Hook, too, but he's got that smelly doublet.

[TheCountAlucard]

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs around in despair*Birfday SMEE?!? (tacklehug)

Also, spankings. :smallbiggrin:

[Anuan]

Happy Birthday, Smeemalicious! :smallbiggrin:

[Deth Muncher]

Nobody gave ME spankings on my burfday...I missed out! -rage-

Also, HAPPY BURFDAY SMEE.

[Reinholdt]

Happy Birthday Smee! :smallsmile:
*steals Parrot Cat to pet while no one's looking*

[golentan]

Nobody gave ME spankings on my burfday...I missed out! -rage-

Also, HAPPY BURFDAY SMEE.

I'll give you belated birthday spankings, if you ask nicely. We'd need to settle on a safe word though (I don't halfway my spanks).

[SMEE]

It's 03:45 am. In 15 minutes it'll be precisely 30 years since I was born. :smalleek:

Thanks people. I now need to get used to the big 30... :smallconfused:
In a few hours, dad will have called and wished me a happy 32nd birthday! :smallconfused:

Somehow, for 10 years now he thinks I'm 2 years older...


Happy birthday!

Now hurry up and visit so we can celebrate properly! =O

Working on it! =O

[RabbitHoleLost]

Thirty is the new twenty.

Happy Birthday :smallsmile:

[TheCountAlucard]

Thanks people.You're welcome! Now, bend over!

...Gee, I sure am glad my avatar's not naked anymore...

[Solaris]

You're welcome! Now, bend over!

...Gee, I sure am glad my avatar's not naked anymore...

I laughed.

[Lykan]

Happy birthday auntie! :smallbiggrin:

[Nameless]

I'm pretty sure it's today anyway. It's would be most embarrassing If I were wrong somehow.

[Dr.Epic]

Did you burst out like in Alien?

[Jacklu]

Psst... Lord Blace beat you to it by two days (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143650). =P Even the wrong day part. :smallbiggrin:

[SMEE]

Are you really sure that two threads were needed to remind me of how old I am today? :P

Thanks guys.

[rakkoon]

Congrats!!

[billtodamax]

Have a happy- (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7987276&postcount=5)

[billtodamax]

-birthday (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=7987274&postcount=39) Smee!

[blackfox]

Happy Birthday

[Fostire]

Happy birthday to you too :smallbiggrin:

[Coplantor]

Happy birthday to you SMEE, you silly person!

[Nameless]

*has failed.* .-.

[Dallas-Dakota]

(once again, I think), Happy barfday!

....Wait...:smalltongue:

[EndlessWrath]

Happy Birthday SMEE. Hope its astounding.

-Wrath

[Coplantor]

You age twice as fast as regular people? OK, well, happy blitz birhday SMEE!

[happyturtle]

http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129113431589106133.jpg

Have an awesome day, Smee! :smallbiggrin:

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129115085650068794.jpg

[EndlessWrath]

Obviously SMEE is so popular and her birth spanned across multiple days and now, multiple threads.

I approve the alien idea.

Are we not doing the Comic anymore?
-Wrath

[TheCountAlucard]

I liked the comic. :smallsmile:

So, the whole spanking thing... (hefts a paddle menacingly) :smalltongue:

[Ravens_cry]

Oh wonderful woman named SMEE,
We forgot when your birthday would be,
We were a bit early,
I hope your not surly,
But filled to the brim with glee!

Happy Birthday SMEE!

[SMEE]

Yay! Threads were merged! :smallcool:
Also, I'm more used to this whole being 30 thing now. :smalltongue:

And... *looks at paddle*
Spanking? :smallamused:

[Castaras]

Happy birthday SMEE! :smallbiggrin:

[Arti3]

I feel terrible for your mother...
Three days in labour :0

[Jacklu]

No, but Smee is so awesome it took the world three days to catch up with her birth. :smallbiggrin:

[Zocelot]

Happy Birthday and best birthday wishes.

[TheCountAlucard]

Yay! Threads were merged!Yay, indeed. :smallsmile:


Also, I'm more used to this whole being 30 thing now.Yaaaay! :smallbiggrin:


And... *looks at paddle*
Spanking?Yaaaaaaaay! :biggrin: (kidnaps for said paddling)

[SMEE]

Fun birthday night. :amused:

But now I'm sort of... tied up.

[bluewind95]

Happy belated birthday, Smee!

[horngeek]

Fun birthday night. :amused:

But now I'm sort of... tied up.

*blinks*

Wait, what?

Happy belated birthday, by the way. :smalltongue:

[SMEE]

And thus it ends along with this smirnoff ice bottle.
It was a fitting birthday, with a fitting end.
Thank you, my friends. I am now aiming for the big 40.

[EndlessWrath]

And thus it ends along with this smirnoff ice bottle.
It was a fitting birthday, with a fitting end.
Thank you, my friends. I am now aiming for the big 40.

aim to enjoy the 30's before then k? :smallwink:... well with the way your night sounds, seems like you're already enjoying them

-Wrath

[Alarra]

Happy Birthday!

[Kneenibble]

Ave Natalis, most puissant Lady!

(Sorry I'm late)

[Recaiden]

Sorry I was late saying it here also, but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SMEE!