Stay Alert! Trust No One! Keep Your Laser Handy!

[Asta Kask]

Suppose a trans-dimensional vortex deposited the Order in Alpha Complex. What sections and what secret societies do you think our intrepid heroes would land in?

[BRC]

Elan: Romantics
Haley: Free Enterprise
V: Pro-Tech
Belkar: PURGE

[Ancalagon]

I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[JonestheSpy]

Roy and Durkon: Humanists

Varsuvius: Psion

Belkar: Death Leopard

Redcloak: PURGE

[Kurald Galain]

Sorry citizen, this thread is above your security clearance.

:roy: Humanists
:haley: Free Enterprise
:elan: Illuminati
:durkon: FCCCP
:belkar: PURGE
:vaarsuvius: Psion
:redcloak: Communists

[Sir_Ophiuchus]

You're all kidding, right? Belkar? In PURGE??? The ones dedicated to [CENSORED]ing the [CENSORED] "by any means necessary", and who are willing to give up their [CENSORED] to do so?

Death Leopard, all the way.

[silvadel]

I have to agree -- Belkar is definitely a Death Leopard hero.

Sil-V-del

[Milandros]

The order are far, far too sane - yes, even Belkar and Elan - to survive in Alpha Complex for more than a few minutes. Though maybe Elan could survive a few days as a guest on the Teela-O-MLY show.

Heck, asking V. to avoid magic to prevent himself being labelled as a Commie Mutant Traitor alone is impossible.


Anyway...

OK, this one's from memory, so excuse any errors... oh, and it will mean nothing to anyone who doesn't know old-school Paranoia... it's out of the dimension-hopping genre-crossing series of adventures. It's one of those wierd things stuck deep in the memory that has no right to have survived there - I guess it's the wierdness of any song where the line "transdimensional collapsatron" both fits, and actually scans.


Vulture Warriors of Dimension X!
The very best of our complex!
A hundred clones we'll test today.
99 will be gooey spray!

We'll boldly go where we are told,
Fighting monsters like Yellow Mold.
Killing Orcs and Lammasu.
Don't you know elves are Commies, too?

Transdimensional Collapsatron
Sends us all to the beyond.
To dungeons deep where Commies dwell.
We'll all get fried by a fireball spell!

... cue Vulture Warriors chant