All We Need Is Laughter

[Amiel]

It's said that laughter is the best medicine; that the truest expression of happiness is laughter. It paves the way for contentment, for great joy so that we may derive/experience great pleasure from truly living.

All we need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.

We need more laughter in our lives.
Enjoy these vids! :smallsmile:
I laughed so hard at some of them I cried.


Funny TV Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMOBHdQfjc)
Funny TV Bloopers 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVg2dQBi-wU&feature=related)
Funny Bloopers 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJgaSJ6cM4&feature=related)
Hilarity Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svEPX2GpoXY&feature=fvw)
Funny Bloopers 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZqp98836I&feature=related)
Epic Animation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4&feature=related)

[Midnight Son]

Love and laughter are definitely a must. I'd like a sammich from time to time, as well.

[Kobold-Bard]

Love and laughter are definitely a must. I'd like a sammich from time to time, as well.

And pizza. Love, laughter, sandwiches and pizza. Sounds good to me :smallbiggrin:

[Xallace]

And pizza. Love, laughter, sandwiches and pizza. Sounds good to me :smallbiggrin:

This sounds like a wonderful day. I'll make the sandwiches to order! :smallbiggrin:

[Partof1]

Love, laughter, sandwhiches, pizza, and tabletop wargaming.

I think we've gotten ourselves an all nighter.

[Kobold-Bard]

Love, laughter, sandwhiches, pizza, and tabletop wargaming.

I think we've gotten ourselves an all nighter.

There's no love involved in wargaming. That'll have to be either before or the day after.

[faerwain]

sec..third..fourth....Agreed.

Though there has to be music in there. Let's combine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf9CC7NXeZQ).

[Xallace]

Oh, if we're adding videos to the entertainment...

Osaka Bang! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHdEbRDdMiI)
Japanese Fanta Advertisements (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2hQGOOR5g0)
Other Fanta Advertisement (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMvJPRDQiz0&feature=related)
Red Stripe: Room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqFVfOD11U)
"I'm Batman" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE)
100 vs 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3N8dCXZQw&feature=related)

[Erts]

Check out my sig.

[Silverraptor]

Funniest Cat Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLuNdiL8)

[loves_to_laugh]

Yay! This thread make me smile and laugh and chuckle and bellow and everything else associated with that. :smallbiggrin:

[Mary Leathert]

Dunno whether these give more reason to laugh or to cry. I laughed. Quoted from a forum:

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
__________________________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
___________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[Pyrian]

I have some sympathy. The lawyer merely wants the witness on the record as stating a set of facts. They're not trying to ask questions they don't know the answer to - indeed, I've heard it said that a lawyer should never ask a witness on the stand a question the lawyer doesn't know the answer to.

[Vulkarius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiK1smzPZPQ&feature=youtube_gdata

[RdMarquis]

I actually stumbled upon this thread while looking around the forums, but I just wanted to say, Amiel, that the videos you posted had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe. :smallbiggrin:

[Asta Kask]

My favorite 300 parody. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wjy8kmok1w)

[Amiel]

Here is mine; 300 PG Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k).


I actually stumbled upon this thread while looking around the forums, but I just wanted to say, Amiel, that the videos you posted had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe. :smallbiggrin:

This, this is totally awesome (the bit that involved you 'laughing so hard,' not 'I could barely breathe') :smallbiggrin:

[John Cribati]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155641336986279.jpg

Also:
http://www.deviantart.com/download/160462726/Manly_Guys_08_by_Coelasquid.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/108/b/f/Manly_Guys_09_by_Coelasquid.jpg

[Starbuck_II]

I love the pokemon one.

[Capt Spanner]

Minesweeper: The Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs)
Consent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wq5udytRN0) -(SFW)
Tire Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvlvzhYXnb0)
There's something quite funny about this video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SXbGDcMeo8)
Kimi Raikkenen is overjoyed at winning the most prestigious trophy in motorsport. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9-Hlg8KWc)

[John Cribati]

Kajetokun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8zUqP8yu4) Rocks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzSWdj4izHM)

For the gutterminded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPN2yOup9E)

[Danne]

And pizza. Love, laughter, sandwiches and pizza. Sounds good to me :smallbiggrin:

You forgot ice cream. And chocolate. :smalltongue:

Edit: The Harry Potter/LotR pic is great. Will have to check out the rest of the links later.

[Mauther]

When ever someone mentions a list of what we need or wish for I always think of Steve Martins "Holiday Wish" skit from SNL back in the early 80's

Live video link A Holiday Wish (http://www.livevideo.com/video/embedLink/A2497688B9864E8DA2DAF0FDC2767FE2/12140/-a-holiday-wish-by-steve-martin.aspx)

Steve Martin: "If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas."

[Adumbration]

All We Need, I Slaughter.

Wait-a-minute. I'll be back later with an actual slaughter.


... I swear, that was an actual slip of the keyboard. I originally meant to write "with an actual contribution." :smalleek:

[John Cribati]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157492031525193.jpg

Aw, yeah.

[Thanatos 51-50]

In relation to the Lawyer/Witness ones:
NOT a True Story, as far as I know.
LAWYER: Ms. <Name Expunged>, you claim that you shot your husband is self-defense, is this correct
DEFENDANT: Yes.
LAWYER: Ma'am, you shot your husband with a nine millimeter Beretta, is this correct?
DEFENDANT: Yes.
LAWYER: Ma'am, your husband was short no less than thirty times, is this correct.
DEFENDANT: Yes.
LAWYER: Ma'am, the weapon in question holds fifteen rounds. For this feat to have been achieved, you would have had to shoot him fifteen times, stop, reload, and then shoot him fifteen more times. Are you still claiming self-defense?
DEFENDANT: Yes.

[RdMarquis]

This, this is totally awesome (the bit that involved you 'laughing so hard,' not 'I could barely breathe') :smallbiggrin:

Thanks. Now let me make a little contribution to this thread. A scene from Whose Line is it Anyway? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8ZEYpv_ew)

[Archonic Energy]

Love, laughter, sandwhiches, pizza, and tabletop wargaming.


and Oxygen...
Love, laughter, sandwhiches, pizza, tabletop wargaming, and oxygen. :smalltongue:

[KuReshtin]

and Oxygen...
Love, laughter, sandwhiches, pizza, tabletop wargaming, and oxygen. :smalltongue:

And water...
Love, Laughter, sandwiches, pizza, tabletop gaming, oxygen and water. :smallbiggrin:

[Lioness]

William Shakespeare walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Oi! Get out of here! You're Bard."

[Capt Spanner]

I've noticed that the UK coverage of Formula One is presented by Jake Humphries (an Englishman), David Coultard (a Scotsman) and Eddie Jordan (an Irishman).

Is this some kind of joke?

[Archonic Energy]

I've noticed that the UK coverage of Formula One is presented by Jake Humphries (an Englishman), David Coultard (a Scotsman) and Eddie Jordan (an Irishman).

Is this some kind of joke?

only when they go to the pub together! :smallwink:

[Quincunx]

Oh sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets pancaked in the pit lane. (My money's on Coulthard--after all, he's been run over at just about every other point on the circuit.) Also, a friendly whack to the back of arkady's head for not finding a clip of that little stinker dropped at the end of the '06 season. . .

[druid91]

What about Explosions, and don't forget about this little bit of wisdom :smalltongue:http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/16/633492359489796286-Slaughter.jpg

[GM.Casper]

Milkman vs Mailman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBIHXwSLNE&feature=channel

And pretty much everything else by Barats&Bereta.