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EleventhHour
2010-03-15, 09:37 AM
Magtok!

That's right! For no reason other than promoting our favorite cyborg, and our own spontaneousness, we have created a... holiday? Event? Mad Gathering of the Mocking, Merry, and Miniature, Playgrounders? In any case! 'tis that time of year, that has hardly seen the light of day so the stars must be right or somesuch. Could be considered a big fudge you to all those second rate cyborgs out there, who aren't easily killed evil masterminds with catgirl sidekicks. /selfvain

And sadly noone had made a thread? Did they seek to keep this wonder to themselves? Prehaps they sought to keep the infe- wonder from spreading? Or are there more devious minds at work here?

In any case, Happy Ides of Magtok, everyone!

Mordokai
2010-03-15, 09:48 AM
Soooo many stabbing victims...

*drools*

happyturtle
2010-03-15, 10:39 AM
Magnificent Magtokery! :smallbiggrin:

Click link in siggy to participate.

Totally Guy
2010-03-15, 11:02 AM
I don't get it.

Artemis97
2010-03-15, 11:12 AM
Beware the Ides of Magtok!

Hopefully, our newest holiday's namesake will not meet the same fate as the other famous figure associated with this day.

Ah, who am I kidding? It is Magtok after all. Fortunately, he has plenty of clones today!

Draken
2010-03-15, 11:17 AM
I don't get it.

Our steemed friend and long term playgrounder, Lord Magtok, has his egg-hatching day today (as far as we know), and as a special comemoration, we, his internet friends, are going to mess with his mind by using numerous of his avatars ourselves in a celebration of the most overcloned supervillain (no superpowers actually, so just villain), of all time.

Hail Magtok!

Alas, I had to grab a hood. The shapeshift went poorly and half my face is still sorta chitinous.

Dallas-Dakota
2010-03-15, 11:18 AM
Weeeeee.

Quickly asked Deeree & Randman for a Magtok slayer avatar, but in the meantime, this wil do just fine.:smallamused:

Hyozo
2010-03-15, 12:50 PM
Our steemed friend and long term playgrounder, Lord Magtok, has his egg-hatching day today (as far as we know

I think that's late November, actually, but it's close enough. Who needs a reason to celebrate Magtok?

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2010-03-15, 01:02 PM
You're too late, Dallas-Dakota. Forevermore it shall be I who is remembered as the first and original resistor of the horde of Magtok.

As of last night, shortly after Magtok logged out.

Beware! Your friends and neighbours may have already succumbed to the Tok! Take up your shotguns and baseball bats!

Mordokai
2010-03-15, 01:05 PM
*throws Fullbladder a sawn-off*

You cover me, I'll clear us the way!

Mauve Shirt
2010-03-15, 01:05 PM
... Happy birthday?

Hyozo
2010-03-15, 01:08 PM
... Happy birthday?

Late November, like I said. This is just the product of some bored people who thought it would be amusing to use Magatars for the day. We chose today because we were too impatient to wait for April first.

RabbitHoleLost
2010-03-15, 01:41 PM
All Hail Magtok.

Winthur
2010-03-15, 01:48 PM
Egg-hatching?

Does he have chicken? Or is he going to be a father? If it isn't his birthday, then I don't get it.

happyturtle
2010-03-15, 01:50 PM
...

Elly, is there something you haven't told us? :smalleek:

RabbitHoleLost
2010-03-15, 01:50 PM
Egg-hatching?

Does he have chicken? Or is he going to be a father? If it isn't his birthday, then I don't get it.

Someone was mistaken and thought it was his Birthday.
But that was actually back in November.
Sad I can't recall the actual day, since I've made his thread for the past two years.

PirateMonk
2010-03-15, 01:51 PM
Well, this explains a lot, I guess.

EleventhHour
2010-03-15, 03:51 PM
...

Elly, is there something you haven't told us? :smalleek:

Yes. <.<

>.>

I wear dresses in private. =O

RabbitHoleLost
2010-03-15, 03:59 PM
Hawtness.
Srsly.
EllyMaggy in dresses. Nice.

Lord Magtok
2010-03-15, 04:06 PM
How did...WhatisthisIdon’teven *blows a fuse*

http://delalunamedia.mosaicglobe.com/gallery/6221/mid/Head-Explosion.jpg

You people are amazing. Also scary. I don't know whether to run away, hide under a box in terror, or declare war on Random Banter.

Morty
2010-03-15, 04:06 PM
You people are amazing. Also scary. I don't know whether to run away, hide under a box in terror, or declare war on Random Banter.

Do all three.

Reinholdt
2010-03-15, 04:15 PM
Hawtness.
Srsly.
EllyMaggy in dresses. Nice.
:smalleek:
When did Magtok get so sexy? :smallredface:

*is infiltrating the ranks to bring down the system*

Phase
2010-03-15, 04:18 PM
Do all three.

Also get us some coasters. We're getting rings on the coffee table.

happyturtle
2010-03-15, 04:19 PM
As new Magatars appear from their hiding places, I've been adding them to the main post (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8080333#post8080333).

If you have any I'm missing, please let me know. :smallbiggrin:

Dallas-Dakota
2010-03-15, 04:20 PM
*snip*
Because we wub you, Maggy. *hugs*

Phase
2010-03-15, 04:36 PM
As new Magatars appear from their hiding places, I've been adding them to the main post (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8080333#post8080333).

If you have any I'm missing, please let me know. :smallbiggrin:

Mine. By Phase.

Hyozo
2010-03-15, 05:21 PM
It's nice to see that this little joke we had in chat one night has caught on so well.

PirateMonk
2010-03-15, 05:21 PM
I feel like we should be declaring some sort of revolution, to install a Magtokracy in the Playground.

Hyozo
2010-03-15, 05:23 PM
May I suggest starting with Kiss or Kill? They seem to be opposing us rather strongly.

The Bushranger
2010-03-15, 05:29 PM
Away, MagMinions!

Mordokai
2010-03-15, 05:30 PM
May I suggest starting with Kiss or Kill? They seem to be opposing us rather strongly.

And it's only a start...

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 06:26 PM
May I suggest starting with Kiss or Kill? They seem to be opposing us rather strongly.

Yup, we're cheating every step of the way :wink:

ApeofLight
2010-03-15, 06:47 PM
Why do I have a feeling that today may end in a bloodbath of words and magclones?

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 06:47 PM
Why do I have a feeling that today may end in a bloodbath of words and magclones?

Why, I have no idea why you might think that...

Ranger Mattos
2010-03-15, 06:48 PM
Because it will. *shoots a magclone*

Hyozo
2010-03-15, 07:02 PM
Meh, It all supports plan "drown the fools in blood".

Dr. Bath
2010-03-15, 07:28 PM
Oh, Happy? The second of the unknown avatars is by Z-axis (now Bryn) I'm fairly sure. The other one, not so certain... looks like it could be mr. saturn, perhaps?

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 07:28 PM
Meh, It all supports plan "drown the fools in blood".

Not really, did you know that high energy beam weapons can not only cauterise their targets to prevent bleeding, but can also evaporate blood that has already been spilled?

*Does not kill magclones here, this is not the thread for that*

CrimsonAngel
2010-03-15, 07:36 PM
So that's why Magtok took over Kiss or Kill.

KerfuffleMach2
2010-03-15, 07:37 PM
<_<...>_>...

Didn't take long for this thread to get going, then.

Also didn't take long for a bunch of people to join in.

Fun times for all!

Lord Magtok
2010-03-15, 07:38 PM
So that's why Magtok took over Kiss or Kill.

They started it! I just poked around to take a look, accidentally ran over someone with the MagMobile, and then got killed five buh-jillion times for it.

KerfuffleMach2
2010-03-15, 07:42 PM
Oh, I know you didn't start it, Magtok.

If you really wanna look, people were switching their avvies over last night.

Also, can I ride the MagMobile?

Reinholdt
2010-03-15, 07:46 PM
*looks around*
Well one of these Magtoks started it. Fess up Magtok! Which Magtok made a holiday based on himself?

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 07:50 PM
*looks around*
Well one of these Magtoks started it. Fess up Magtok! Which Magtok made a holiday based on himself?

You see Magtok, all these false Magtoks (or at least a number of the more ambitious ones) are trying to steal your very identity- you must put a stop to it all, in the only way that will work...

Blue Ghost
2010-03-15, 07:53 PM
:smalleek:
Wow, it's been a while since the last clone war, hasn't it? To war, my fellows, to war!
*mass bear's endurance*

Reinholdt
2010-03-15, 07:55 PM
You see Magtok, all these false Magtoks (or at least a number of the more ambitious ones) are trying to steal your very identity- you must put a stop to it all, in the only way that will work...

Psst. I'm not Magtok. I'm the guy who's been dressed up like him for weeks before hand to infiltrate their ranks as a superior.

Cause superiors get extra cookies and three day week-ends.

EleventhHour
2010-03-15, 07:59 PM
Psst. I'm not Magtok. I'm the guy who's been dressed up like him for weeks before hand to infiltrate their ranks as a superior.

Cause superiors get extra cookies and three day week-ends.

You get a three day weekend?! *jelous*

I should go back to being the catgirl bodyguard. I get six day weekends. ...y'know, whenever I'm not working overtime. (Always.)

Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins
2010-03-15, 08:00 PM
I magtokized ApeofLight's monkey for him, if HT wants to stick it in The List.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b381/AlmightyStriker/OotSAvatars/CyborgMonkeySmall.png

You know, the first time I made that avatar, it had a frown, too. Come full circle it has. Wasn't quite as grumpy then, though.

ApeofLight
2010-03-15, 08:11 PM
I... I feel metallic...

Pendragonx
2010-03-15, 08:38 PM
I went out tonight for some free birthday dinner at a local restaraunt.. and was amazed that 6 other people had birthday celebrations going on at the tables around us o_O ... beware the Ides, indeed

Kneenibble
2010-03-15, 08:44 PM
Let me have men about me that are fat;
Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights:
Yond Magtok has a lean and hungry look;
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.

Would he were fatter!

The Ides of March are come...

...ay, but not gone...

(Anyone wanna Magtokize this here budgie? :D)

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 08:44 PM
You know, if the magclones are really serious, they'll make this a week long thing, and only let up just in time for the avatar theme week...

On the other hand, offers all non-magclones a seven-day weekend and 365 days of paid holiday per year- as well as an unbelievable expenses package (and takeaway chinese).

Ashen Lilies
2010-03-15, 09:07 PM
:smalleek:
Wow, it's been a while since the last clone war, hasn't it? To war, my fellows, to war!
*mass bear's endurance*

You cannot defeat us, Blue One. We Are Many. We Are Legion. We Are Red. We Are Magtok.

horngeek
2010-03-15, 09:24 PM
ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

:smallbiggrin:

Reinholdt
2010-03-15, 09:26 PM
ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

:smallbiggrin:

*drops hail on Magtok*

Mmm... precipitation... does a body good.

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-15, 09:45 PM
Will a hail of bullets and energy bolts do, do you reckon?

What the heck, I'll do so anyway...

Blue Ghost
2010-03-15, 09:52 PM
ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

ALL HAIL MAGTOK.

:smallbiggrin:

Horngeek! Not you too! :smalleek:
*hails Magtok, Mercenary Pen style*

Thanatos 51-50
2010-03-15, 09:55 PM
Let us rise up, my fellows!
You guy fight on the frontlines, I'll be running the assassination plays!
/puts a sniper round between Rabtok's eyes.

RabbitHoleLost
2010-03-15, 11:00 PM
Let us rise up, my fellows!
You guy fight on the frontlines, I'll be running the assassination plays!
/puts a sniper round between Rabtok's eyes.

:: falls over dead::
:: rises up again. Yay being undead!::
I thought you lahved me! D=

Dvandemon
2010-03-15, 11:06 PM
*Grunt* Trying...*Ow*...to cut...*groan* a path through all the Magclones :smallfurious: Concussion Blast!

Thanatos 51-50
2010-03-16, 04:21 AM
I thought you lahved me! D=

That's why it was /supposed/ to be painless.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2010-03-16, 07:03 AM
As new Magatars appear from their hiding places, I've been adding them to the main post (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8080333#post8080333).

If you have any I'm missing, please let me know. :smallbiggrin:

Please don't forget Ceika's contribution!!

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/llamas/Llagtok.gif

horngeek
2010-03-16, 07:07 AM
Well, it's over now. :smallfrown:

Mordokai
2010-03-16, 07:57 AM
And yet, I still see clones running around...

Battle stations everyone!

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-16, 08:09 AM
I'm not dropping my guard until the last clone is gone. I was half-expecting this to last until the beginning of IN SPACE week (possibly even further if non-participants forget to revert their avatars)...

Oddly enough, none of them tried to convert me...

D_Lord
2010-03-16, 09:31 AM
Ises of Magtok gets Ex-Clone King mark of great things.

Blue Ghost
2010-03-16, 06:20 PM
Ex-clone king, eh? I take it that means D_Lord's power has been permanently broken?

CrimsonAngel
2010-03-16, 07:37 PM
And yet, I still see clones running around...

Battle stations everyone!

Kill them with fire!

D_Lord
2010-03-17, 04:58 PM
Ises of Magtok gets Ex-Clone King mark of great things.

There aren't any more gray clones, can't be King of nothing. That job has a different title.

Mercenary Pen
2010-03-17, 05:35 PM
There aren't any more gray clones, can't be King of nothing. That job has a different title.

Try Clone-King on Hiatus for a title. Implies that you haven't given it up for good...