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2010-03-17, 11:16 PM
Hey, I've recently started playing D&D and I'm trying to come up with some one-liners to say whenever my character kills a spider (it's a coping mechanism for him, he's arachnophobic). Could you guys help? So far I've come up with "arachnid la vista" and "arachnice to meet you." So, you know, the bar's pretty low.

Lycan 01
2010-03-17, 11:30 PM
"Get away from me, you EIGHT LEGGED FREAK!!"

"Tell Charlotte hi."

"Now your wife really IS a Widow..."

"The itsy bitsy spider got squished flat like a bug" *to the melody

"72 fresh flies await you in Heaven."

"Lolth has forsaken you! Mwahahahah!"

"Uhhhhh... Screw it :smallannoyed: *splat*"

2010-03-18, 12:47 AM
Shelob off to Buffalo
The Spider Didn't Love Me

2010-03-18, 04:58 AM
"still wouldn't hurt a fly, Im saving them`

Pretty much every line from this awesome song:
Lyrics to Tarantula :
Blad tarantula,
Time for the massive come sing ya,
Blad tarantula,
Don't play with my style I might sting ya,
Blad tarantula,
You want me inject me bacteria,
And if ya body goin' stiff,
And your spine goin' numb,
Now come for get some...

Time to fix you up something here right now...

Shotter, hitter, serial killer,
Go a your funeral and all drink out your liquor,
When you are bury we a-stand next to the vicar,
Fling on some dirt and make your bury a little quicker,
Shouldn't test the youth them in the Tommy Hilfiger,
Hug up you mama, say sorry to you papa,
All a get number for the little sister
A shall we call her Ill ask her, freeza,

2010-03-18, 06:33 AM
(A bunch of quarut psions burst into a room)


2010-03-18, 10:44 AM
You could deliver the killing blow with rolled-up parchment.

2010-03-18, 10:57 AM
You could deliver the killing blow with rolled-up parchment.

Garfield approves.