Vertul
2010-03-21, 01:01 AM
Disclaimer: Before we get started. Let me just say that this post is intended for humour only, is not an attack on women and does not advocate actual violence towards women. In the words of Jimmy Carr, this is post-modern misogyny, steeped in irony. So don't worry your pretty little heads about it, loves.
Link to the female counterpart: Feminist Militant (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146101)
"They have the right to work wherever they want to-as long as they have dinner ready when you get home. "
-- John Wayne, Dread Misogynist
Entry Requirements:
Gender: Any
Alignment: Any Evil
Base Attack Bonus: +5
Skills: Intimidate 8 ranks, Sense motive 5 ranks.
Special: A dread misogynist must have an open disdain for females, and may never help one out of altruism.
Hit Die: d12
{table=head]Level|Base Attack Bonus|Fort Save|Ref Save|Will Save|Special
1|+1|+2|+0|+0|Smite women 1/day
2|+2|+3|+0|+0|Favored Enemy (female)
3|+3|+3|+1|+1|Aura of Strength Sapping
4|+4|+4|+1|+1|Smite women 2/day,
5|+5|+4|+1|+1|Zone of Kitchen 1/day, Turn Female
6|+6|+5|+2|+2|Favored Enemy (any female)
7|+7|+5|+2|+2|Smite 3/day
8|+8|+6|+2|+2|+4 will save vs mind-affecting spells and abilities
9|+9|+6|+3|+3|Dominate woman 1/day
10|+10|+7|+3|+3|Slay woman 1/day[/table]
Skills (4+Int modifier per level): Craft, Handle Animal, Intimidate, Ride, Profession, Sense Motive, Spot.
Class Features
Weapon and Armor Proficiency: A dread misogynist is proficient with all simple and martial weapons, and with all types of armor and shields.
Smite Women (Su): Once per day, a dread misogynist may attempt to smite women with one normal melee attack. He adds his Charisma bonus (if any) to his attack roll and deals 1 extra point of damage per dread misogynist level. If the dread misogynist accidentally smites a creature that is not female, the smite has no effect, but the ability is still used up for that day.
Favored Enemy (Ex): At 2nd level, a dread misogynist gains a +2 bonus on Bluff, Listen, Sense Motive, Spot, and Survival checks when using these skills against female creatures of his race. Likewise, he gets a +2 bonus on weapon damage rolls against such creatures.
At 6th level, the dread misogynist gains a second favored enemy of any race's females, and increases the bonus against one of his favored enemies by 2. This may include any favored enemy he currently has (including the new one).
Aura of Strength Sapping (Su): When a dread misogynist reaches 3rd level, he exudes an aura of strength sapping 30ft around him. While in this aura, female creatures gain a penalty of -4 to their Strength score.
Turn Female (Su): When a Dread Misogynist reaches 5th level, he gains the supernatural ability to Turn Females. He may use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + his Charisma modifier.
Zone of Kitchen (Sp): At 5th level a dread misoynist can produce a Zone of Kitchen effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Zone of Truth, with the additional effect that if a female enters the zone's boundaries, and fails the will save, they are unable to leave the zone. If they attempt to, they receive 1d6/Dread Misogynist level of bludgeoning damage and their attempt is unsuccesful. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier
Dominate Woman (Sp): At 9th level a dread misogynist can produce a Dominate Women effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Dominate Person, except the ability only works against female creatures. If the dread misogynist accidently casts this on a creature that is not female the spell has no effect, but the ability is still used up for the day. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier.
Slay Woman (Sp): At 10th level a dread misogynist can produce a Slay Living effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Slay Living, except the ability only works against female creatures. If the dread misogynist accidently casts this on a creature that is not female the spell has no effect, but the ability is still used up for the day. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier.
Link to the female counterpart: Feminist Militant (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146101)
"They have the right to work wherever they want to-as long as they have dinner ready when you get home. "
-- John Wayne, Dread Misogynist
Entry Requirements:
Gender: Any
Alignment: Any Evil
Base Attack Bonus: +5
Skills: Intimidate 8 ranks, Sense motive 5 ranks.
Special: A dread misogynist must have an open disdain for females, and may never help one out of altruism.
Hit Die: d12
{table=head]Level|Base Attack Bonus|Fort Save|Ref Save|Will Save|Special
1|+1|+2|+0|+0|Smite women 1/day
2|+2|+3|+0|+0|Favored Enemy (female)
3|+3|+3|+1|+1|Aura of Strength Sapping
4|+4|+4|+1|+1|Smite women 2/day,
5|+5|+4|+1|+1|Zone of Kitchen 1/day, Turn Female
6|+6|+5|+2|+2|Favored Enemy (any female)
7|+7|+5|+2|+2|Smite 3/day
8|+8|+6|+2|+2|+4 will save vs mind-affecting spells and abilities
9|+9|+6|+3|+3|Dominate woman 1/day
10|+10|+7|+3|+3|Slay woman 1/day[/table]
Skills (4+Int modifier per level): Craft, Handle Animal, Intimidate, Ride, Profession, Sense Motive, Spot.
Class Features
Weapon and Armor Proficiency: A dread misogynist is proficient with all simple and martial weapons, and with all types of armor and shields.
Smite Women (Su): Once per day, a dread misogynist may attempt to smite women with one normal melee attack. He adds his Charisma bonus (if any) to his attack roll and deals 1 extra point of damage per dread misogynist level. If the dread misogynist accidentally smites a creature that is not female, the smite has no effect, but the ability is still used up for that day.
Favored Enemy (Ex): At 2nd level, a dread misogynist gains a +2 bonus on Bluff, Listen, Sense Motive, Spot, and Survival checks when using these skills against female creatures of his race. Likewise, he gets a +2 bonus on weapon damage rolls against such creatures.
At 6th level, the dread misogynist gains a second favored enemy of any race's females, and increases the bonus against one of his favored enemies by 2. This may include any favored enemy he currently has (including the new one).
Aura of Strength Sapping (Su): When a dread misogynist reaches 3rd level, he exudes an aura of strength sapping 30ft around him. While in this aura, female creatures gain a penalty of -4 to their Strength score.
Turn Female (Su): When a Dread Misogynist reaches 5th level, he gains the supernatural ability to Turn Females. He may use this ability a number of times per day equal to 3 + his Charisma modifier.
Zone of Kitchen (Sp): At 5th level a dread misoynist can produce a Zone of Kitchen effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Zone of Truth, with the additional effect that if a female enters the zone's boundaries, and fails the will save, they are unable to leave the zone. If they attempt to, they receive 1d6/Dread Misogynist level of bludgeoning damage and their attempt is unsuccesful. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier
Dominate Woman (Sp): At 9th level a dread misogynist can produce a Dominate Women effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Dominate Person, except the ability only works against female creatures. If the dread misogynist accidently casts this on a creature that is not female the spell has no effect, but the ability is still used up for the day. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier.
Slay Woman (Sp): At 10th level a dread misogynist can produce a Slay Living effect, as the spell, once per day. This ability functions like Slay Living, except the ability only works against female creatures. If the dread misogynist accidently casts this on a creature that is not female the spell has no effect, but the ability is still used up for the day. The save DC is equal to 10 + class level + Charisma modifier.