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Darth Stabber
2010-03-23, 02:55 AM
So I am building a Tibbit cleric of ceiling cat, and I need domains, other than good. Probably going to rename spells too.
Cure X wounds = Restore X flavor
Inflict x wounds = take x flavor
Purify food and water = Clean Noms

Keld Denar
2010-03-23, 03:30 AM
This is awesome.

Um...domains.

Air, Trickery, Good, Oracle.

Air, because how the heck else did Ceiling Cat get up there?

Trickery, because its an inate nature of all felines

Good, because Ceiling Cat opposes all that is evil

Oracle, because Ceiling Cat is always watching you...even then...

Yuki Akuma
2010-03-23, 03:32 AM
Calm Emotions = I Can Has Hugs Now Please?

That is all.

Zephyros
2010-03-23, 04:13 AM
Magic Weapon = Magic Paw
Magic Vestment = Magic Fur
Divine Power = Kitten Powahr :smallbiggrin:
Righteous Might = Awaken the Lion!:smallbiggrin:
Slay Living = I haz nine you haz none! :smallcool:

Indon
2010-03-23, 09:44 AM
Create Food and Water = You Can Haz Cheezburger
Protection from X = Do Not Want X

Edit: Light = Visible Dungeon

Mongoose87
2010-03-23, 09:48 AM
For research, I suggest reading the lolCats Bible. Ceiling Cat takes a divine role there, as well.

mucat
2010-03-23, 09:59 AM
You probably already know of this, but just in case...the Lolcat Bible Translation Project (http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page) could be a great resource for your cleric.

As for spell names: well, you've got
Detect Basement Cat
Protection from Basement Cat
Magic Circle against Basement Cat
Dispel Basement Cat

Daylight becomes "Sunbeam", and Searing Light would be "Eye Lazerz".
Sanctuary is now known as "I iz teh Cute!"

Summon Monster I - IX would be "I Has a Goggie", "I Has a Big Goggie". etc., through "I has a Big Big Big Big Big Big Big Big Goggie."

Scrying, naturally, is "Ceiling Cat is Watching You."



I have to go get some new brain cells to replace the ones I lost typing this, but it was worth it. Have fun with the cleric!

Zaq
2010-03-23, 10:01 AM
Scrying: Ceiling Cat Is Watching You... yeah.

Iban
2010-03-23, 12:25 PM
Travel Domain = Monorail Cat :smallbiggrin:

Darth Stabber
2010-03-23, 04:10 PM
Wind Walk = Hoverkitteh

krossbow
2010-03-23, 04:30 PM
Smite basement cat.

Darklord Xavez
2010-03-23, 04:39 PM
Minor/Major Creation or Fabricate: DO WANT X!
-Xavez

DragonBaneDM
2010-03-23, 05:15 PM
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/73000/73437_Basement_cat_Vs_Ceiling_Ca.jpg

Let it begin... Mittens, BlackGuard of Basement Cat. Shall arise!!!

Iban
2010-03-23, 05:24 PM
http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/73000/73437_Basement_cat_Vs_Ceiling_Ca.jpg

Let it begin... Mittens, BlackGuard of Basement Cat. Shall arise!!!

Wow :smallbiggrin:

Swiftest
2010-03-23, 05:28 PM
Go Ceiling Cat!! Fight the righteous fight!

Hecore
2010-03-23, 05:32 PM
Since when did that become basement cat and ceiling cat? Thought those were Tacgnol and Longcat.

Iban
2010-03-23, 05:42 PM
afaik, its been Basement Cat and Ceiling Cat for ages and Longcat was just... well... long xD

Kami2awa
2010-03-23, 06:13 PM
Perhaps Longcat is Ceiling Cat's emissary.

If you play In Nomine, he's a Servitor with the Word of Looooooong.

Kurald Galain
2010-03-23, 06:16 PM
You need a spell that summons a walrus. The material component is a bucket.

Also, does Eberron have a monorail cat?

DragonBaneDM
2010-03-23, 08:59 PM
I'd pin Longcat as the True Neutral God of Balance.

As for monorail, call it lightning rail and we have a deal. :smallbiggrin:

krossbow
2010-03-23, 09:00 PM
I'd pin Longcat as the True Neutral God of Balance.

As for monorail, call it lightning rail and we have a deal. :smallbiggrin:



then whats tacgnol?

truemane
2010-03-23, 09:02 PM
Just watch out, because...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-basement-cat-summons-the-undead.jpg

Then you're in for it.

DragonBaneDM
2010-03-23, 09:02 PM
then whats tacgnol?

Read it backwards, sire.

krossbow
2010-03-23, 09:15 PM
Read it backwards, sire.

alignment.

if longcat is true neutral, then being the opposite of it is.... basically itself.

however, tacgnol is obviously opposed to longcat in everything, which means that can't be true.

Eldariel
2010-03-23, 09:19 PM
alignment.

if longcat is true neutral, then being the opposite of it is.... basically itself.

however, tacgnol is obviously opposed to longcat in everything, which means that can't be true.

There are two totally different True Neutrals. The "interloper" that wants everyone and everything to be True Neutral and thus tries to convert everything into True Neutralism, and the "recluse" who doesn't really give a damn. True Neutral is its own opposite.

deuxhero
2010-03-23, 09:20 PM
someone has a homebrew cat domain somewhere on the homebrew section.

Tackyhillbillu
2010-03-23, 09:29 PM
There are two totally different True Neutrals. The "interloper" that wants everyone and everything to be True Neutral and thus tries to convert everything into True Neutralism, and the "recluse" who doesn't really give a damn. True Neutral is its own opposite.

Essentially, TN can either be the much maligned Unaligned alignment (say that three times fast) from D&D 4e, or the weird, Druidic one.

deuxhero
2010-03-23, 09:36 PM
I don't have an issue saying that 3 times fast.

Bhu
2010-03-23, 10:25 PM
someone has a homebrew cat domain somewhere on the homebrew section.

That would be me: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76770

Ceiling Cat is on page 38 I think.

Godskook
2010-03-23, 10:38 PM
Question: Does this have anything to do with the Paladin of Lolcat I submitted to a game a few weeks back?

Jastermereel
2010-03-24, 03:28 PM
Longcat should be aligned with order due to it's tautological nature: "Longcat is Long". What could be more ordered and perfect?

Tacgnol, thus, is chaos by virtue of being Longcat's opposite.

Longcat
2010-03-24, 04:07 PM
Personally, I think I'm chaotic neutral :smalltongue: