Quinsar's Tower V

[Quinsar]

"Okay!
I don't have skates anymore..."

[Beans]

I'm a half-goddess. I bet I can summon some up if I concentrate.
She concentrates.
Skate.
Skaaaaaaaate. Two of theeeeeeeeem. Wheelyshooooooe...
Aaaaaaaaaaaand SKATES APPEAR!
With a little cartoony pop.

[Quinsar]

She giggles!
But deadtime.
probably till tommorow.

[Quinsar]

She puts ion the skates.

[Beans]

Aratia makes herself skaets too.

[Quinsar]

She giggles, skating around the house.

[Beans]

Aratia is with her, making sure she doesn't fall.

[Quinsar]

Riara, sitting in her office, has sent some one to get Ten...

[Beans]

Ten comes to her office.
Yes, ma'am?

[Quinsar]

Hello Ten, how are you?

[Beans]

I'm good, ma'am. How's you?

[Quinsar]

'M good.
There's some cat running around here sayting she's my fuaghter or something...

[Beans]

Oh... should I 'ave her brought to you, ma'am?

[Quinsar]

I've tried that but she runs...
I was hoping you could catch her...

[Beans]

I'll get right on it, ma'am.
She salutes and heads out to find the kitty.

[Quinsar]

As she walks,a small kitten tries to drop down on her head.

[Beans]

Eep!
She tries to grab it.
C'mere, you!

[Quinsar]

It jumps away.
I am this plane's PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINCESS!

[Beans]

Well... it would be a bloody shame to let my stash of Princess Candy go to waste, wot wiv me not being able to get a princess to it...
Craaaaaaaaaaafty.

Also, in Halo, Pesty explained where babies come from.
Board games.

[Quinsar]

She grinds to a hault.
Candy?
Wot's dis 'bout Candy?
She's immitating the accent.
it's adorable.

[Beans]

Princess Candy. It's special, made just for princesses... if you'll follow me, I'll show you.
She'll try to lead her to Riara's office.

[Quinsar]

She follows happily, purring.

[Beans]

Now, dis candy is so special dat I's got a goddess guarding it. So...
She opens the door.
Ma'am, she's 'ere for the Princess Candy.
She winks, indicating that the goddess should play along.

[Quinsar]

Oh, yes, the candy....
RIght here...
She places a lolipop on the desk.
The kitten jumps at it.
Riara signals for the door to be hsut.

[Beans]

She closes the door and stands in front of it.

[Quinsar]

Riara grabs the kitty who wiggles.
They seem to be having...
Psychic discussion.
My daughter you are not...
I's too!

[Beans]

She just watches carefully.

[Quinsar]

More psychic battling!
Riara sighs.
Fne...
You can stay with Ten.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-GASP-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!

[Beans]

... Er.
Yay?
She looks at Riara with a "should I be afraid?" expression.

[Quinsar]

Riara nods.






THe kitty dives at Ten.
Well I say - what tis then? we're roohm mates! we're gonnah have lot's of fun Ten!

[Beans]

... Great!
She's terrified.

[Quinsar]

Hoe the deevil aaaare you, one's old bean,?

[Beans]

... Arright, first fing's first, you got's to pick which British accent you's gonna do.

I's got Cockney, and sayin' stuff like "old bean" is, like, the polar oppysitt, which is posh.
Registered dialect coach. Yeah, totally.

[Quinsar]

Oh...
Sound hard...
Çandyis hard but you bite it then it breaks thenyou eat it then it's tasty and sugary and candy and you eat it and you get sugar and fast and can play games. I like Milk!
It's white and cold and soft and white and cold and soft and I like to drink it because it is cold on my tongue.
I have a kitty tongue whic unlike a dogs tongue is not smooth like a dogs tongue but instead is a kittyz tongue.
It helps drinking milk and liklickibg people ad cast.
Candy is good but it's hard so when you bite it it breaks and then you eat it and get sugar and energy and fuuuuuun!
But it's hard and that's why you bite it.
Like your accent.

[Beans]

... That makes sense.
I think.

[Quinsar]

It does!
I'm sure of it. Are you a giant moving pillow?

[Beans]

... No. Not in the literal-type sense or otherwise, 'cos I'm skinny and not curvy and stuff.

[Quinsar]

Okay!
Are we friends?

[Beans]

Yes we are.

[Quinsar]

Okay.
Loves you.
She purrrrrrrrrrs.

[Beans]

... D'awwww.
Her heart goes all melty.

[Quinsar]

She curls up in Ten lap. A little fluffy ball of cute.

[Beans]

She carries her to her room and gets a kitty-basket for her.

[Quinsar]

I wanna sleep in your bed!
Doesn't Ten date Omega?

[Beans]

I think they broke up or something.

Offscreen or on, I'unno.
Er... okay...

[Quinsar]

She hops onto the bed, and finds a spot. Right next to the pillow.

Okay.

[Beans]

Ten changes into her jammies and gets into bed.
G'night, crazy princess kitty girl.

[Quinsar]

Hey I has a question first okay.

[Beans]

Gah scary huge font.

Yes? Wot is it?

[Quinsar]

Do you live alone?
In vents I see a lot of people live tigether and practice wrestling.

[Beans]

... I lives alone, yeah... not much of a wrestler myself, really...

[Quinsar]

He nods and goes to sleep.

[Beans]

Ten sleeps too, feeling the familiar emptiness where Omega would have been.

[Quinsar]

In the morning the kitty wakes and does a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch.

[Beans]

Ten rolls over onto Omega's side, finds a distinct lack of Omega, and wakes.

*yawn* G'morning...

[Quinsar]

Morning!
It's breakfast time!

[Beans]

Mmmhmm. Let's go get something.
She slips out of bed to dress.

[Quinsar]

The kitty goes to sit by the door.

[Beans]

She opens the door to go out.

[Quinsar]

She runs into the halla nd towards the kitchen.

[Beans]

Ten follows her with less speed.

Dedtiem soon because tutoring Latin.

[Quinsar]

She sits by the fridge.

[Beans]

Arright, wot would you like for brekkist?

[Quinsar]

Milk and candy!

[Beans]

I's almost entirely sure that candy for breakfast is not a good idea.
Exploding pants might 'appen.

[Quinsar]

Okay...
Can I have Tuna and milk?

[Beans]

She gets tuna and milk for the kitty!

[Quinsar]

The unnamed kitty eats.

[Beans]

So, like, d's you gots a name?

[Quinsar]

Nope.
BUt I'm a princess.

[Beans]

I guess I'll call you that, then...

[Quinsar]

Cool.
This TUna is deliscious!
Can i have some moar?

[Beans]

She gives her some more---not too much, though.

[Quinsar]

She eats.
More still please?

[Beans]

If you eat too much, your stomach will be all 'urty...

[Quinsar]

BU I'm still hungry!
I aaaaaam a growing kitty.

[Beans]

She gives her a bit more, still wary.

[Quinsar]

She eats then burps.
C an we go see my mommy?

[Beans]

She nodnods and heads toward Riara's office.

[Quinsar]

The door is closed.

[Beans]

She quietly knocks.

[Quinsar]

No answer.

[Beans]

I fink she's working on somefing important right now.

[Quinsar]

But I wanna see her.
let's walk in!

[Beans]

Gigantic no.
'S not proper-like to barge into a goddess's office.

[Quinsar]

Oh...
Okay...
Now what?
Cna we leave here?

[Beans]

Can't leave the palace ground wivvout permishin, but we could go in the garden.

[Quinsar]

Okay...
Or we could get permission!

[Beans]

An' we needs permishin from the goddess 'erself, an' she's working, so we's got to wait.

[Quinsar]

Well, I'll go in and get permission!

[Beans]

Ten's brain takes this moment to sputter and stall.
... Er...

[Quinsar]

In that moment, Princess has opened the door with her head.

[Beans]

Wait wait no wait arrrrghhh...

[Quinsar]

Hi mommy!
Rirar is writing behind a stack of papers.
*Sigh* What?

[Beans]

I'm really sorry, ma'am. I tried to stops her, but she's tricky...
She swallows.

[Quinsar]

It's...
oaky.
What can i help you with?

[Beans]

She, er, wants to leave the palace grounds, an' I said we's got to gets permishin first, and, er...
Truth be told, Ten is scared as hell of Riara. She usually just doesn't know it.

[Quinsar]

Okay.
you girls go have fun.
need any money?

[Beans]

Thank you, ma'am, but I's got us covered.

[Quinsar]

Okay.
Seeya dears.

[Beans]

See you later, ma'am.
She exits with the kitten.
Arright, where's you wanna go?

[Quinsar]

I dunno.
I've never left here.

[Beans]

Ever wanted to see dinosaurs?

[Quinsar]

YES!|
DINOSAURUS REXOMATAMIUS!
IWANNA SEE ONE!

[Beans]

Weeeeeeeellllll, the goddess gots dis friend wot's anuvver goddess, right? An' she's got sum dinosaurs in 'er realm 'cos most of dem's dead an' she's a death goddess an' they like it dere an' everywun loves dinosaurs.

[Quinsar]

OKAY!
CAN WE GO PLAY WITH THEM?

[Beans]

Sure...
She walks outside.
Now, Mrs. Theta taught me this an' I's been practicing, so...
She concentraaaaaates... and a portal opens up.
Into Carrie's realm!

[Quinsar]

She giggles and runs through!

[Beans]

Ten follows.
Carrie sees them.
Hi, Ten!
And hello there, cutie! What's your name?

[Quinsar]

I'm princess!
Dinousars!

[Beans]

Aww, how cute...
Oh, you wanna see the dinosaurs?
They're in that room over there.
She opens the door and WHOA DINOSAURS.

There's a Stegosaurus right there!

[Quinsar]

She screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeams and runs at the dino.

[Beans]

"WHOA.
Dude... chill."

The stego seems a little unnerved by the kitten.

[Quinsar]

You're big!!!!!
I'm princess! Cane we be friends?

[Beans]

"UUUuuhhh... okaaaaaaaay."
Stegosauruseseseses had walnut-sized brains, so he's not very astute.

A patch of brush rustles loudly.

[Quinsar]

Cool!
Can I ride on your back?
Please?

[Beans]

"Uh... okaaaaay."
"I SO CALLED DIBS 65 MILLION YEARS BEFORE YOU DID, GIRLY."
A velociraptor bursts out of the bush. As with most of his kind, he's about the size of a turkey.
"... DUDE, WHY IS A KITTEN HERE? IS SHE A KITTENOSAURUS?
THAT WOULD BE PRETTY RADICAL."

[Quinsar]

My name is princess!
You're little!

[Beans]

"MY NAME IS CAPSLOCK. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY."
He climbs up onto the Stego's back and looks at her.
"I'M RELATIVELY LITTLE BUT I'M BIGGER THAN YOU ARE, DUDE... LADY... LITTLE LADY... UH...
YEAH."
Ten just watches.

[Quinsar]

She giggles and tries to get onto the back.

[Beans]

It can be gotten onto. Yay!

[Quinsar]

She purrs and nuzzles the raptor.

[Beans]

"... D'AWW."

Ten giggles.

[Quinsar]

Wanna play a game?

[Beans]

Deadtime because blarg tired.
Probably gonna be on longer after summer camp (June 20th-27th).

[Quinsar]

Princess is witht he dinosaurs?

[Beans]

Yep.
Ten watches with bemusement.

[Quinsar]

Can we play a game?

[Beans]

"OKAY. LIKE WHAT?"

Ten giggles.

[Quinsar]

Ummm.
Tag!

[Beans]

"OKAAAY. WHO'S GONNA BE IT?"

Carrie watches, giggling too.

[Quinsar]

Uhh..
ME!

[Beans]

Capslock nods. "'KAY."
And he leaps off the stego!

Carrie runs with Ten.
None run all that fast.

[Quinsar]

Princess tries to tag CAPSLOCK.

[Beans]

He is tagged.
"AAH YA GOT ME.
... I GUESS THE RULE IS NO TAGBACKS?"

Carrie and Ten are hiding unsuccessfully in a bush.

[Quinsar]

Uhh....
Yup!:smallbiggrin:

[Beans]

"... OKAY."
He runs off.
BRB.

[Beans]

Ew double poast.

Anyway...
[The Battlefield Where The Many Was Defeated]
Reality sort of twitches. Strings are pulled, valued things change hands, blackmail is mailed... and a body is plucked from elsewhere.
There is a thud as something... starts being there in the tall grass.
The thing, a girl of about 16, sits up. Dressed like she came from a Disturbed concert, she looks around.
http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1007/d01/1447/503f372.png

[Quinsar]

The Riarans built a memorial here.

[Beans]

The girl looks at the memorial with evident distaste, eyes narrowed.

[Quinsar]

It honors those who died on both sides of the fight.

[Beans]

She looks at the Vocustan side, if there is a division between the two.
She looks for any indication of Red there.

[Quinsar]

It just says:
"The Many and her devoted followers"

[Beans]

She looks down at the box-cutter in her hand.
Pricking her finger with the blade, she writes one word.

Red

[Quinsar]

It happens...

[Beans]

She sighs and begins to walk away from the memorial, heading toward whatever settlement is nearest.

[Quinsar]

She can head there...
I've decided Red is still alive, just n the Abyss.
She's been...
Downgraded to a lesser demon.

[Beans]

This girl will have to learn that for herself.
As it is, she looks for somebody who can locate people through magic.
Those who can see magicky things will see that she seems to have some considerable power within her.

[Quinsar]

There is a wizard in the Town.

[Beans]

This strange girl, upon finding him, looks up at him.
I'd like you to find somebody for me.

[Quinsar]

"Okay. Who?
do you have her DNA?"

[Beans]

She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a plastic bag. In the bag is a little tube with some of Red's hair in it... you don't wanna know what she had to do to get that from the people who let her come back.
Will this work?
She's a friend of mine. Happens to be a succubus called Red.

[Quinsar]

"Okay...
Let me try.."
He take sit, and begins to cast some spells.
"She's in the abyss..."

[Beans]

... Ah.
She wonders how the hell (badum tish) she's gonna get there.

[Quinsar]

"I could try to summon her for extra..."

[Beans]

She digs in her backpack and brings up what appears to be a bag filled with gold teeth.
Would this suffice?
Some still have streaks of dried blood on them.

[Quinsar]

He nods, and begins to cast...
Red appears!
She looks like...
this:
http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1007/d01/1531/26b4843.png
She's missing most of her muscles, and is now a lesser demon instead of a greater demon. She's holding a drink tray...

[Beans]

She swallows. Red can probably sense who she is.
R...
Red?

[Quinsar]

V-v-vo...?
Her wings flutter...

[Beans]

... Hey.
Want me to... hold that tray for you?
She says while she tries to think of things to say.

[Quinsar]

N-no..
I'm here now.
I don't need it anymore...
She frowns and drops the tray.
T-they took my powers away Vo...
And now I'm in some she bitch's harem!:smallmad:

[Beans]

I'll correct that.

I don't have all my powers, but I pulled enough strings... and debased myself enough... to get a body, some potency, and now you.
She tries to take the demon's hand. If the wizard remains, she gives him a "you can leave us now" look and tosses him the gold teeth.

[Quinsar]

So O don't have to work for her anymore?
That's good.

[Beans]

I'll turn her inside out and sew her into a trendy jacket for you.
Then we can find our babies.

[Quinsar]

Okay...
It's great to be back now.

[Beans]

She tries to steer Red into a secluded place, like an alley or even a phone booth.
I'm gonna cry a little, okay? She swallows.

[Quinsar]

Yeah honey...
I'm here for you.

[Beans]

She does indeed cry into Red's arm for about a minute.
*snif*
Let's go kill somebody.

[Quinsar]

Who do you wanna kill honey?

[Beans]

I... I dunno.
Just, like, somebody.
More for the sake of killing than anything else.

[Quinsar]

Okay.
let's go kill somebody.
She smiles/
How ab out we level this Town here?
Maybe find some dope slaves?

[Beans]

Just like old times?
She giggles.

[Quinsar]

Yeah honey. Just like old times.
She giggles happily..

[Beans]

One of them has to be a catgirl. Maybe a centaur and an undead one too---to screw with Riara, Erica, and Carrion, of course.

[Quinsar]

Good idea. I think I saw a centaur when you summoned me.

[Beans]

Hell yes.
She giggles.

[Quinsar]

Red will giggle and lead her back tot he summoning spot.
There's a centaur woman pushing a street vendor cart...
She seems small. Not a full sized centaur...

[Beans]

The Many observes her, casually tailing after her.

[Quinsar]

http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1007/d01/1611/e360627.png
She pushes it along, humming.

[Beans]

Hey there. Whatcha sellin'?

[Quinsar]

I uh sell hot dogs and burgers...

[Beans]

Sounds nice.
The Many smiles.

BRB, dinner.

[Quinsar]

Would you like to buy one...?

[Beans]

Maybe...
You look like a girl who works hard and doesn't get enough time to relax.

[Quinsar]

I don't. It's a hard job...

[Beans]

Tell you what---I'll get something for my friend and I, and when you finish working, I'll show you how to unwind.

[Quinsar]

O-okay. I'm just about dine.
She gets them hot dogs.

[Beans]

The Many waits until she's done, smiling.

[Quinsar]

She finishes, then walks over smiling.

[Beans]

She leads them to a secluded place.
A little... herbal remedy of mine.
She pulls out some powder in a plastic bag.

[Quinsar]

What do I Do with it?

[Beans]

She is instructed in the process. If she does so, yay! She gets high and giddy!

[Quinsar]

She nuzzles up against Vo. Shes happy.

[Beans]

She smiles.
See, isn't that fun?

Red may see, not far off, another target! A catgirl who looks only about 17.
Already selling herself so as not to starve.
http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1007/d01/1658/5204327.png

[Quinsar]

She nods, giggling.




Red waves the girl over.

[Beans]

The girl comes over, trying to look desirable. But the desperation in her eyes cuts through the eyeshadow.
H-hiya misses, anything I can do for you today?

The Many pets the centaur's horsey flank.
Know what's fun when you feel like this?

[Quinsar]

Hey honey. How would you feel not walking the streets anymore? if you could get a free ride with us?






What's fun?0

[Beans]

I-I'd do anything...
Gone soonish I am. Like, 20 minutes.

Surprise-curtaining people.
Like that kittygal. She could use some cheering up, and what better way to do that than making unexpected love to 'er?

[Quinsar]

Okay...
She tries to get up, struggling.




Just take this.
She holds out a pill.
And give yourself to uss.

[Beans]

The Many helps her up.

The catgirl gulps down the pill and begins disrobing.
Red, how about we let our new friends get... acquainted?

[Quinsar]

The centau stumbles over and tries to kiss her.
Okay!

[Beans]

The catgirl accepts with desperate resignation.

The Many sits with Red to watch.

[Quinsar]

She tries to pull a curtain.

[Beans]

Ding! Happens.

The Many giggles.
They're so cute...
We just need a little undead honey and we'll have a full set.

[Quinsar]

yeah...
you know, we could make our own.

[Beans]

Let's leave these two cuties to their fun and do that.

[Quinsar]

Okay, where to?
And deadtime.

[Beans]

Depends. Wanna find someone already dead, or make them dead ourselves?
You wanna control the dead gal?

[Quinsar]

I will.
We could summon an angel and kill it! Then it'd have the wings too.

[Beans]

Always wanted to do things to an angel that would get the moderators all petulant. Let's get this death-train a'rollin'!

[Quinsar]

Red begins to summon a celestial.

[Beans]

The Many imbues her boxcutter with eeeeeeeeeeeevil and therefore she imbues it with Capital Letters.
BoxCutter in hand, she giggles and plays with her newer, more Myspace-slut-like hair.

[Quinsar]

An angel appears. In chains.

[Beans]

She tries to stabbity the angel in the hearty region.
Takin' down angels Nevada-tan style gets me all twitchy inside.

[Quinsar]

Red giggles.
The celestial screams and dies.

[Beans]

Resurrecty time!
The Many grins and does stuff to get the ritual goin' along.

[Quinsar]

It comes back as an undead angel.

[Beans]

The Many claps her little hands in adorably evil glee.
Always wanted one!

[Quinsar]

W-where am I...?

[Beans]

In the employ of your new mistresses. You'll be with us forever.
I'm The Many, this is Red, and your two fellows are doped up and probably done playing pantsless board games by now.

[Quinsar]

B-but I'm, an angel, protector of good....

[Beans]

Psh. You're qualified to satisfy awesome, and Red and I are pretty damn awesome.

I think we should check up on the other two now. Come along, undead angel chick.

[Quinsar]

Sh e nods and will follow.








The centaur is smiling happily, leaning up against the wall.
Probably holding the cat girl.

[Beans]

The catgirl is shivering. She's underfed.
She's fitfully asleep, whimpering in her dreams.

[Quinsar]

The centaur finger waves at the other people.
She's real hungry...

[Beans]

Awww, poor kitty.
Lemme go establish a base of operations.
One murder/break-in/robbery montage later, she's outfitted an old warehouse with a two-person bed, some low-slung cots, and other furniture and appliances she stole and managed to teleport over from the house she robbed.
Heeeeeere, kitty.
In several seconds, the bare catgirl is practically inhaling stale bread that The Many tossed to her.

[Quinsar]

Red giggles.
OOOH! Can I name um Vo?



The angel finds a corner to sit in.



The Centaur stands next to Vo...

[Beans]

Sure, baby.

The Many has gotten electrical lines running in, and has lights and an average TV and even a modest fridge plugged in.
Dang, she's resourceful.

[Quinsar]

I'mma name that one...
She points at the angel.
Care.
She points at the Centaur.
And that one E.
Then to the cat girl.
And that one Murder!

[Beans]

Murder is conked out on the floor, purring weakly.

The Many grins and nods.

[Quinsar]

TYou know...
Since you rezzed me we haven't gotten any time t... Visit.
I bet I can still whoop your butt at scrabble.:smalltongue:

[Beans]

The Many giggles.
I rigged the bed up with curtains. Real ones, that is---they're shower curtains, actually.
And girl, I will pantsless Scrabble you through the fourth wall! She's only about 5'4" in this body, and she looks so dang cute when she looks all challenging. Like Dani, but irrevocably evil and insane.

Murder keeps purring as she crawls to Care's lap.

[Quinsar]

Care smiles and pets her.





Let's go!

[Beans]

To the bed, the showercurtains, and The Curtain!

E may be struck by The Many's pants as they fly by. Dangerous trousers!

Murder shivers a little, but not as much as before.

[Quinsar]

Care keeps petting.





E is hit, and is knocked over...

[Beans]

Murder falls again into a fitful sleep.

[Quinsar]

Care will hold her tight, singing a lullaby.

[Beans]

She quiets down, blueblack hair strewn about her weakly smiling face.

[Quinsar]

Care will wait for er to wake.
E sits next to them.

[Beans]

She wakes.
Mmm... hi.

[Quinsar]

Hi. How ya feeling?
Better?

[Beans]

Uh-huh...
She sits up.
Back's a little sore.

[Quinsar]

They both o rigid her. Hug!
Deadtime here.

[Beans]

The Many is smiling, snuggled up with Red.

Murder is snuggled up with anybody who will let her.

[Quinsar]

Both of the other girls snuggle Murder.





Red is staring at The Many.

[Beans]

The Many wakes up.
Who won at Scrabble last night?

Murder wakes up.

[Quinsar]

Care is awake.


I rhink you did...

[Beans]

Mmm.
Oh, while you were asleep, I got a little work done.
Took a little shot at both Carrie and one of Riara's more casual followers, a catgirl named Pestilence.
Wanna know what I diiiiid?

Murder yawns.
Morning.

[Quinsar]

Yeah! What did you do?




Morning.

[Beans]

Made them both dream they were cheating on their spouses. With each other.
She giggles horribly.

Murder goes to see if E is awake.