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BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:24 PM
Ummmmm... Hypothetical question I was talking with my younger brother and I say Jesus would have been a druid but he says a cleric. So im curious to what the giant in the playground people think if he was a 3.5 e character

Touchy
2010-03-30, 04:24 PM
Favored soul

Ernir
2010-03-30, 04:26 PM
Epic ninja.

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:26 PM
Favored soul

You think so?

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:27 PM
Epic ninja.

Of course I forgot Jesus's Ninja skills...

Oh yeah and he was a pirate half construct probly

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1291/769413142_37eeaeda09.jpg?v=0

Optimystik
2010-03-30, 04:32 PM
Favored soul

This
/thread in before lock

The Glyphstone
2010-03-30, 04:33 PM
In before threadlock?

@Birdman: You forgot the dinosaur he's riding.

RationalGoblin
2010-03-30, 04:35 PM
You know, there's a reason we don't allow religious threads on these forums.

Because they either end or start (like this one) in utter insanity.

Dragero
2010-03-30, 04:36 PM
I predict the threads will lock this mod. No religius threads.

Kobold-Bard
2010-03-30, 04:36 PM
So much threadlock it's untrue. OP please read the forum rules carefully.

Favoured Soul is a bit to martial for Jesus, 3/4 BAB and armour proficiency.

VoP Healer maybe?

Rad
2010-03-30, 04:36 PM
Thread locked in 3...2...1...

The Nemo
2010-03-30, 04:37 PM
Absolutely NOT a druid. Unless you think he was 1st level?

Two words.
Woodland Stride.

That crown of thorns wouldn't have bothered him too much, huh.

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:38 PM
In before threadlock?

@Birdman: You forgot the dinosaur he's riding.

Your right about that too... this is hard :/

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:39 PM
So much threadlock it's untrue. OP please read the forum rules carefully.

Favoured Soul is a bit to martial for Jesus, 3/4 BAB and armour proficiency.

VoP Healer maybe?

Yeah it probably will but I was hopign to get a better insight on what class he would be cause I was thinking about actually rolling him up for a Forgotten Realms game.

Lycanthromancer
2010-03-30, 04:41 PM
I know I'll get in trouble if I post in this thread, so I won't.

[edit] Oh crud.

Kobold-Bard
2010-03-30, 04:42 PM
Yeah it probably will but I was hopign to get a better insight on what class he would be cause I was thinking about actually rolling him up for a Forgotten Realms game.

That's fine, but you have to do it on another site. No exceptions for any reason, real-world religion is forbidden on this site.

TripperdeCleric
2010-03-30, 04:42 PM
I hope this thread gets deleted and closed.

This is just innapropriate all around.

Random NPC
2010-03-30, 04:42 PM
Actually... a Favored Soul//Cleric gestalt

cheezewizz2000
2010-03-30, 04:43 PM
For what it's worth, I say Bard.

Think about it, it fits.

Kobold-Bard
2010-03-30, 04:44 PM
I hope this thread gets deleted and closed.

This is just innapropriate all around.

And this is why we don't discuss religion. People WILL get offended.

So I'm not just being a looky-loo here's the Forum Rules. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/announcement.php?f=25&a=1) Read them carefully.

The Nemo
2010-03-30, 04:45 PM
Well, as a carpenter, his 'class' would be expert. Maybe his race is "Son of God" or something, and he probably has outsider hit dice. :smallamused: With a unique racial option for resurrection, and a bunch of spell like abilities.

The Demented One
2010-03-30, 04:45 PM
A Zenith Caste Solar with some sorcery.

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:46 PM
Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure and I do believe Jesus was an actual person whether or not he was truly son of god or the messiah would be talking about religion. I kinda just want a look at what his class would be I mean this would be sorta the same thing if I asked for what appropriate stats Julius Ceaser would have (well kinda the same)

valadil
2010-03-30, 04:52 PM
Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure and I do believe Jesus was an actual person whether or not he was truly son of god or the messiah would be talking about religion.

As a historical person he'd be a commoner or expert. Statting Jesus as a Druid implies some sort of superhuman powers with a divine power source which is definitely religion. I'm not even sure if the debate of whether he was a real person would be allowed here.

Draz74
2010-03-30, 04:53 PM
Well it isn't about religion so to speak. It's about a religious figure

Yeah, but that's actually explicitly mentioned in the Forum Rules too. I should know, I've gotten an Infraction before for making a non-religious comment about Jesus. :smalleek:

Gerrtt
2010-03-30, 04:56 PM
The part of me that wants to know why you think druid is conflicted with the part of me that likes to follow the forum rules.

Quite a predicament.

Calmar
2010-03-30, 04:57 PM
"Religious" is a bit over the top, don't you think? :smallconfused:

I'd say the guy is simply an expert who rolled up some good stats and picked the right skills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_S%C3%A1nchez). I don't see no reason for any spellcasting abilities.

Giggling Ghast
2010-03-30, 04:58 PM
Ha HA, it's funny how locked this thread is going to be.

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 04:58 PM
Yeah, but that's actually explicitly mentioned in the Forum Rules too. I should know, I've gotten an Infraction before for making a non-religious comment about Jesus. :smalleek:

Hmmmm... this probably was a bad idea :smalleek:

I was not trying to offend people I was curious though what a person like Jesus would do in such a setting like forgotten realms.

Erts
2010-03-30, 05:00 PM
Hmmmm... this probably was a bad idea :smalleek:

I was not trying to offend people I was curious though what a person like Jesus would do in such a setting like forgotten realms.

Well, yeah, and everyone makes mistakes, but, (I'm sorry to sound harsh here) as the saying goes
"Ignorance of the law is no excuse for breaking it."

Sorry. Don't worry, you won't be banned or anything, just this thread will be locked.

Fact, I'm fairly surprised that it hasn't been shot down already.

Draz74
2010-03-30, 05:01 PM
Hmmmm... this probably was a bad idea :smalleek:

I was not trying to offend people I was curious though what a person like Jesus would do in such a setting like forgotten realms.

Yeah, that's fine, just not on this Forum.

You can Personal Message people to ask their opinions, though.

The Glyphstone
2010-03-30, 05:02 PM
Fact, I'm fairly surprised that it hasn't been shot down already.


Roland is watching, and waiting, like evil flypaper, seeing how many unsuspecting forumgoers he can lure into posting before he springs the trap and busts out the Infraction Cannons...

Draz74
2010-03-30, 05:04 PM
Roland is watching, and waiting, like evil flypaper, seeing how many unsuspecting forumgoers he can lure into posting before he springs the trap and busts out the Infraction Cannons...

LOL. Hopefully this post will put him in a good mood, though. He's got a good sense of humor. :smallwink:

GenPol
2010-03-30, 05:12 PM
And this is why we don't discuss religion. People WILL get offended.

So I'm not just being a looky-loo here's the Forum Rules. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/announcement.php?f=25&a=1) Read them carefully.

+1

But if I had to say, probably a favored soul. Multiclassed with ninja obviously.

Rainbownaga
2010-03-30, 05:13 PM
Cleric- Most/many of the cleric spells are biblically inspired (healing the sick, raising the dead, creating food)

BIRDMANﺕ
2010-03-30, 05:14 PM
Cleric- Most/many of the cleric spells are biblically inspired (healing the sick, raising the dead, creating food)

Very true.

The Tygre
2010-03-30, 05:14 PM
Wait, hold on a second;

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z233/relentless_jett/I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

Proceed.

arguskos
2010-03-30, 05:15 PM
LOL. Hopefully this post will put him in a good mood, though. He's got a good sense of humor. :smallwink:
Roland: He's a pretty cool guy, enforces the rules and doesn't afraid of anything. :smallcool:

White Blade
2010-03-30, 05:17 PM
From a Christian perspective, Jesus was an Expert with Divine Ranks and Alter Reality.

The Dark Fiddler
2010-03-30, 05:17 PM
You can Personal Message people to ask their opinions, though.

I really hate dragging myself into this thread, but PMs are still required to follow the forum rules.

Kobold-Bard
2010-03-30, 05:22 PM
I really hate dragging myself into this thread, but PMs are still required to follow the forum rules.

Only if one party reports it. The Mod's don't police them without being informed it's necessary.

Roland St. Jude
2010-03-30, 05:32 PM
Sheriff of Moddingham: Real world religion is an inappropriate topic on this Forum. Give it a wide berth.