Need some help for April fools tomorrow

[Szilard]

So someone did this last year, or maybe the year before, but I feel like doing it to a friend this year.

So send an email to [email protected] and pledge your allegience to helping her take over the world and somesuch.

Edit: Tomorrow of course, on April Fools. I think it's tomorrow anyway.

EditEdit: And her name's Bianca if that helps. ... I should think posts through before I post them. :P

[Elentari]

How exactly did you wish us to pledge our allegiance? All who participate should at least coordinate somewhat so that we don't end up saying entirely different things.

[Szilard]

Just say something like "I am ready to serve" or something like that. Might help if you call her empress. I'm not entirely sure, I haven't thought this out too much.

[Crimmy]

I suggest:

Oh, Grand Leader, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Ave, Bianca. Morituri te salutant!

[RandomNPC]

If you're looking for ideas for getting other people (focus on one person and you get called a few names around here) here's a good one.

Call a frined, ask them what they need, and when they get confused, say something like "You know, what do you need? you called me for something didn't you?" after a bit of an arguement one of you will hang up.
Call them back in about an hour and do it again, getting slightly more aggrivated slightly quicker.

Call back a third time, yelling "Why do you keep calling me without anything to tell me? What's going on with you?" and the like. after chewing them out for spam calling you hang up before they can reply. An hour later text them happy april 1st.


edit: nevermind

[Elentari]

*note-he said empress. So:

Oh, Great Empress, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

[Crimmy]

*note-he said empress. So:

Oh, Great Empress, I support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

I like it, but Morituri te salutant is a classic...

[Szilard]

Combine the two I guess?

[Deathslayer7]

I have prepared the body bags for you your highness.... /creepy :smallamused:

[Crimmy]

Then we shall combine.

EVERYBODY WHO JOINS IN THE PRANK, COPY-PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO SEND IT! REMEMBER TO ADD YOUR "NAME" TO IT!


Oh, Great Empress, I, *INSERT "NAME" HERE*, support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you.

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[Elentari]

Okey then! I'll do that. Should we send them at a certain time? Or just throughout the day?

[Zocelot]

We should get one person to write a speech about how she'll never succeed and humanity will remain free.

[Deathslayer7]

middle and last name might help too if you know it.

[SensFan]

We should get one person to write a speech about how she'll never succeed and humanity will remain free.
I'll do this one.

[Je dit Viola]

Make sure you write her reaction, though, after April All Fool's Day is over.. Since we kinda want to know.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

this is what I wrote, and saved as a draft. Will send tomorrow.
Oh, Great Empress, I, *THIS IS MY NAME*, support your cause.
I solemnly swear I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

There have been many petty would-be conquerors, many who would deign to rule over the world. Many have tried to emulate the great: how many have held as their idol Alexander? Charlemagne? Tchingis Khan? It is my belief, and I know I am not along, that the name of Bianca will soon rule over all of those other warriors, for each one of them failed to unite the world. It is this feat that I and my colleagues are certain you are capable of, if not through the proverbial sword, than perhaps through other means of which our unworthy brains cannot conceive. For you, and your cause, I would die. For you, and your cause, I would kill. For you, and your cause...

My every means lies at your disposal.

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[SensFan]

I have the essay-length one I'm going to send done. I'll post it tomorrow after I send it. I'll be sending it later in the day, so that she gets a bunch of 'support' ones first.

[Szilard]

Awesome, this is coming together nicely. :smallbiggrin:
She'll either kill me, or want to hug me. I'll let you all know if I'm still alive. :smalltongue:

[Crimmy]

Awesome, this is coming together nicely. :smallbiggrin:
She'll either kill me, or want to hug me. I'll let you all know if I'm still alive. :smalltongue:

Hope she hugs you.

And I hope she gets freaked out as hell. Hehehe

[KuReshtin]

Here's what I sent.


Great Empress, I, *name* support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.
Command me, for I am ready to serve you.
Send me forth to vanquish your enemies, for I am ready to lay my life down for you

Long live the Empress of the World!
Ave, Bianca!
Morituri te salutant

[Crimmy]

I'd like to know, what was your subject header?

[Elentari]

This is what I sent to her. Oh and Crimmy, my subject line was: All Hail the Great Empress. Tehes. Szilard, you had better post her reaction to this!!!

Oh, Great Empress, I, *name*, support your cause.
I will fight by your side for the complete Dominion over Planet Earth.

I am ready to serve you. I am ready to die for you. All my resources are at your disposal (including a few very nice nukes).

Long live the Empress of the World!

Ave, Bianca! Morituri te salutant!

[Sereg]

All right, I've sent the message. Awaiting your report on how everything went.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

Message sent, headline "reporting".

[absolmorph]

Message sent, subject "All Hail the Great Empress!"

[Szilard]

Now we just sort of hope she actually checks her email today. Unfortunately, the first day of spring break for us is tomorrow, so she won't be able to tell me her response in person, if she figures out it's me anyway. I'll just text her or find her on facebook later. Then you shall all know.

[Inhuman Bot]

I got an email, just now from your friend, Szilard.

"U copied and pasted this from somewhere...Sizzle is gonna get it." :smalltongue:

[Jack Squat]

I got "...yea, right...tell Sizzle I'm going to kick his ass." and "If ur really my servant you'll beat up Sizzle for me." (different email addresses)

Have fun once you get back from break :smalltongue:

[Szilard]

I feel oddly accomplished. :smalltongue:
Last night I texted her "April Fool's!" And she's like, "What?" and I'm like "You'll figure it out later." Or something like that.

It was nice knowing you all. :smallbiggrin:

[Sliver]

It always warms my heart when I witness someone pissing off someone else. Especially when the first someone is me. :smallbiggrin:

[Elentari]

Hehehe. She emailed me back and told me to round up more people. And also that she knew Szilard was behind this nefarious scheme. Twas fun doing this :smallbiggrin:

[absolmorph]

"BS, Sizzle is gonna get his ass kicked".
I decided to continue the charade, for my own amusement, and offered my aid :smallamused:

[Sereg]

Her response was : "Sure <my name> whatever, tell Sizzle I'm going to kick his ass."

Consider yourself informed.

[KuReshtin]

Just got a reply today. Seems a bit of a lag...


...Sizzle is gonna get it bad.

[Dogmantra]

I might email her in a couple of days and ask if I'm too late and will be executed with the other faithless.

[Supagoof]

Heh - now I'm thinking that I should send one in a few months - just as a reminder of how epic this prank was.

Bravo Szilard. Bravo!

[Szilard]

Just got a reply today. Seems a bit of a lag...

Her internet was out for the past few days until today, so that would explain the lag.

@Supagoof: Thanks. :smallbiggrin:

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

She said I had the best RL name, and the best email speechy thing. I win!

[Crimmy]

She said I had the best RL name, and the best email speechy thing. I win!

Given the fact that Szilard was the mastermind, you only get to be his first mate.

[Szilard]

Given the fact that Szilard was the mastermind, you only get to be his first mate.

Which gives him all the more right to start a mutiny later.

[Dogmantra]

Just sent this:
Please, Dark Mistress Bianca, I understand that you adhere strictly to timetables, but please, I am wholly in support of your cause, and will pledge myself to whatever task you feel fit. I apologise profusely for pledging late, but I do not wish to be executed along with the non-believer.

Please, Dark Mistress, I beg of you. Let me live, at least as a slave to your gracious self. I know I am not fit to lick the dirt off your, may I say, rather charming boots, but I will not betray you, and I will not fail again.

Thank you for even reading my pledge, for truly, I am unworthy.
I remain your humble servant,
<myname>

EDIT: Aw frig, there was a typo... ah well.

[Comet]

This is a brilliant april fools joke. Good job, guys!

And now you lot are going to continue e-stalking the poor girl throughout the entire year, sending her reminders every week until the next april fools day, when the whole process starts again.
Creepy. But utterly hilarious :smallbiggrin:

[Crimmy]

This is a brilliant april fools joke. Good job, guys!

And now you lot are going to continue e-stalking the poor girl throughout the entire year, sending her reminders every week until the next april fools day, when the whole process starts again.
Creepy. But utterly hilarious :smallbiggrin:

For those in the US, that might be taken as online crime.
For those outside, feel free to keep going.

[Szilard]

Ah, she's getting annoyed that some of you guys are still sending emails. :smallbiggrin:

Thanks guys for one of the awesomest pranks ever.

[Dogmantra]

Oh God, <name> right? Okay, your WAAAAYYYY too late for this joke, its not april fools day anymore, so stop getting my hopes up with all these meaningless gibberish.

~B

I am seriously considering sending "It's not meaningless gibberish! I spent a good five minutes on that!" but probably won't. :smallbiggrin:

[absolmorph]

Oh God, <name> right? Okay, your WAAAAYYYY too late for this joke, its not april fools day anymore, so stop getting my hopes up with all these meaningless gibberish.

~B

I am seriously considering sending "It's not meaningless gibberish! I spent a good five minutes on that!" but probably won't. :smallbiggrin:
I'm taking it beyond an April Fool's joke; I'm actually gonna go for this :smallamused:

[RandomNPC]

Ah, she's getting annoyed that some of you guys are still sending emails. ...

this joke was awesome, right up untill this happened.

I hate it when people do this to me but it usually needs done, so I'm gonna say it. This joke's done guys, do it again to someone else next year, but stop beating the dead horse this year.

[Dogmantra]

stop beating the dead horse this year.

But I'm a sado-masochistic hipponecrophilliac...