Query Suggestions - How is the world feeling?

[Totally Guy]

If I start to type things into google it suggests words that follow what I've written. I've found it interesting to see what people are thinking of around the world (as they sit staring into the endless void of the internet abyss).

I am feeling...
I am feeling lucky
I am feeling down
I am feeling depressed
I am feeling lonely
I am feeling suicidal
I am feeling good
I am feeling very low
I am feeling bloated

I want to...
I want to die
I want to be anorexic
I want to know what love is
I want to break free
I want to be skinny
I want to be a model
I want to do a poo at Paul's

I can't stop...
I can't stop eating
I can't stop loving you
I can't stop thinking about him
I can't stop crying
I can't stop farting
I can't stop thinking about her
I can't stop coughing

What other things have people been looking for online? I'll bet there's some weird stuff about.

[Lioness]

Obligatory xkcd link

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/numbers.png

[Player_Zero]

First try:

Sex is...

Zero.
On fire.
Boring.
A four letter word.
True story.

Also:

Why is it that...

Rain drops but snow falls.
The taller you are the more you weigh.
All keyboards are not in abc order.

Had some true geniuses running that one.

Also:

Royal Mail is...

A joke.
Crap.
Rubbish.

[Eldan]

Interesting...

Let's see.

My favourite...

game lyrics
things lyrics
ghost
teacher
girl lyrics
sport
film
food


I love...

you Phillip Morris
you
money
you Beth Cooper
you man
rock n roll lyrics
college lyrics
new york


Isn't it depressing that "I love Phillip Morris" comes before "I love you"?

Strangely, "I hate" gives back no suggestions.

My life...

is average
would such without you lyrics [yay, typos!]
lyrics
in ruins
without me


Oh god:
Is there...

anyway I can get this popular guy to get me pregnant?
hop (more typos?)
anybody out there
(variations on the above)
a santa claus
a santa clause


Why...

Is there a dead pakistani on my couch
Is Switzerland rich
won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea
the hell would I know
not zofingen (small town around here)
not Zug (a slightly larger town)


It's official: someone hacked my google access for a stupid prank.

[Totally Guy]

Strangely, "I hate" gives back no suggestions.

I think that's probably censorship. I imagine there might have been hate groups there or something. You don't get anything for "erotic" type lines.

[Eldan]

Read the above for "why" and tell me there's censorship. And no, they are all real and in the order they came up.

[Totally Guy]

Read the above for "why" and tell me there's censorship. And no, they are all real and in the order they came up.

"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?" was a line from Lost. Hurley's mother thought Sayid was dead.

[Eldan]

And the parakeet one? I really hope that's some really stupid movie quote.

[Totally Guy]

And the parakeet one? I really hope that's some really stupid movie quote.

I hope so too. That's really dumb.

For me Why gets "Why are Michael Jackson's kids white?" "Why is the sky blue?" "Why am I always tired?" "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Nothing too malicious.

[Sneak]

For me, "Why..." gets:

why did i get married too
why can't i own a canadian
why does google say topeka
why is my poop green
why is the sky blue
why do dogs eat poop
why are people posting colors on facebook
why is a raven like a writing desk
why did michael johnson leave celebrity apprentice
why did the chicken cross the road

"I'm scared of..." gets a pretty racist first suggestion.

[Milskidasith]

Everything I search seems to have lyrics on it.

Anyway, my Why includes such gems as "why can't I own a Canadian?" and "Why did I get married?"

And for one that hasn't been done...

Can I...

Run it?
Get pregnant on my period?
Have your number
Get pregnant from a dog
has cheeseburger.
have this dance lyrics
deduct property taxes
kick it lyrics
get a lyrics.

See, this list isn't too bad! Except, you know, the stupid. And the shocking.

[shadow_archmagi]

I felt


I felt a funeral in my brain
I felt the rain down in africa
I felt a cleaving in my mind
I felt your shape
I felt you in my legs before I ever met you
I felt hope


Man it's like some kinda little poem.

[Mauve Shirt]

I haven't
pooped in 3 days
gotten my period in 2 months
got a hat
slept in 3 days
met you yet lyrics

Why isn't

pluto a planet
1 a prime number
facebook working
chatroulette working
acdc on itunes

[Thursday]

I must:
Returns 'invaders must die', and 'iphone must have apps' before any actual I musts, the rest are dull though.

You must:

Die
Construct additional pylons
Create
Gather your party before venturing forth
Love me
Love me Lyrics
Obtain better gear
Be joking

Computer games references there? I'm not an expert

DO NOT:

Stand at my grave and weep
press the red button
go gentle
press the red button 2
Resuscitate
Be afraid
Be afraild Lyrics


Disappointing, except #3, but its probably a quote I don't get.

[Eldan]

I can't...

dance alone lyrics
believe megan fox looked like this
think straight
dance alone
stop loving you
get no sleep
get no satisfaction
live without you


Stupid music obsession.

[Totally Guy]

I wanted to be a...

baker but I couldn't raise the dough
doctor
lumberjack
spaceman
girl
teacher
dinosaur step brother's

I have just been...

diagnosed with diabetes.
dumped
sacked
shot
diagnosed with hiv
diagnosed with ms
flashed by a speed camera
diagnosed with cancer:smallfrown:

I saw my...

mate the other day
parents doing it
brother's balls
mom's breast
ex with another girl
guardian angel
my reflection covered in glass
mommy kissing Santa Claus

[Castaras]

Monkeys are....

Metallica Fans
Made of Chocolate
Good People
-n't donkeys


Wow really?

[Syka]

Why is...
A raven like a writing desk
my poop green
the sky blue
lil wayne going to jail
everyone posting colors on facebook

Yay Alice In Wonderland. :)

[ForzaFiori]

I must:
Returns 'invaders must die', and 'iphone must have apps' before any actual I musts, the rest are dull though.

You must:

Die
Construct additional pylons
Create
Gather your party before venturing forth
Love me
Love me Lyrics
Obtain better gear
Be joking

Computer games references there? I'm not an expert

DO NOT:

Stand at my grave and weep
press the red button
go gentle
press the red button 2
Resuscitate
Be afraid
Be afraild Lyrics


Disappointing, except #3, but its probably a quote I don't get.

Create Additional Pylons and Gather your party before venturing forth are both from games.

[Dust]

Don't tell me to:
Do the Math
Stop
Be cool, I am cool
Stop Loving You
Smile
Shut Up

[Fifty-Eyed Fred]

I must:
Returns 'invaders must die', and 'iphone must have apps' before any actual I musts, the rest are dull though.

You must:

Die
Construct additional pylons
Create
Gather your party before venturing forth
Love me
Love me Lyrics
Obtain better gear
Be joking

Computer games references there? I'm not an expert

DO NOT:

Stand at my grave and weep
press the red button
go gentle
press the red button 2
Resuscitate
Be afraid
Be afraild Lyrics


Disappointing, except #3, but its probably a quote I don't get.

#3 is the famous poem by Dylan Thomas, 'Do not go gentle into that good night'.

Also, the 'You must die!': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaHlUlWHNTo

[Thursday]

#3 is the famous poem by Dylan Thomas, 'Do not go gentle into that good night'.

Ah! thanks.. does sound sort of familiar.

@Forzafiori: Thought so. Ta very much.

It occurs to me that I could just press the search button, not like I'm short of time, as I'm here..

[lobablob]

Anyway, my Why includes such gems as "why can't I own a Canadian?" and "Why did I get married?"





There is a reason for the 'why can't I own a Canadian?' - http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html


Monkeys are....

Metallica Fans
Made of Chocolate
Good People
-n't donkeys


Wow really?

Futurama. Fry: "Wait a second. I know that monkey! His name is 'Donkey'."
Professor: "Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!"