Dungeons & Dames II: Where the Only Cheese is Cheesecake (SFW Only)

[Mike_G]

Look again; They are motivational recruitment posters.

That's not a Tie Pilot at all, it's a glamour model, a pin-up. :smallsmile: The 'Snow Trooper' just happens to have a more revealing costume for that photoshoot.
Everybody knows the Emperor is an alien hating misogynist, there's no girls in the imperial army. :smallwink:

Still, does wonders for recruitment!

It works on the most basic recruitment psychology.

Go to ExoTic LocAles and defend the Imperial Domain !!!

When you need some disposable 18 year old boys with more balls than brains, go with what works.

Yeah, I was at boot camp two days after HS graduation.

[TheThan]

Look again; They are motivational recruitment posters.

That's not a Tie Pilot at all, it's a glamour model, a pin-up. :smallsmile: The 'Snow Trooper' just happens to have a more revealing costume for that photoshoot.
Everybody knows the Emperor is an alien hating misogynist, there's no girls in the imperial army. :smallwink:

Still, does wonders for recruitment!

Actually there are a few (very few). But they are kept down with sexism and bigotry, just as much as a non-human would be. there are some ways to get ahead, but it requires some *ahem* different tactics.

[zvbxrpl]

So, we're doing a little Sci-fi, are we? Off to browse pictures. Back in a sec.

*Insert hold music here*

Ah, here we go. Is this what you were looking for?
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/190/6/6/Blue_gun_of_Illium_by_Drakhaan.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/350/b/3/Bya_NovaK_by_Hellnigno.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/168/a/5/Tatooine_Sunset_by_acidlullaby.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/images/i/2003/10/0/2/Keepin_it_Frosty.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2007/331/3/0/Anastasia_by_fuchsiart.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/061/a/e/Enforcer_by_OmeN2501.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/072/f/1/Hardcore_by_OmeN2501.jpg

[DragoonWraith]

That last one's a repeat and I'm glad you did.


It's cold in deep space? :smalltongue:
Depends on how you define cold, actually. The definition of temperature (which is basically how much particles in a given volume are moving) becomes really wonky when you're dealing with volumes that may have extremely few, if any, particles in them at all.

But at the same time, you'll only lose heat very slowly because there's no particles to transfer energy to. Heat generally transfers one of three ways: conduction (hot thing touches a cold thing), convection (something to do with air moving heat from one place to another, I forget the specifics), and radiation (literally losing heat because you emit energetic particles that take some heat with them - photons, primarily, from what I understand). Without any other matter touching you, conduction and convection are out, leaving only radiation, and that just causes you to lose heat really slowly.

So even if space is cold, you won't lose heat and won't feel cold, at least not at an appreciable rate. Cosmic rays will fry you long before that becomes a serious issue. Of course, without air, you'll be dead even before that.

(lack of pressure is similar to lack of heat in that it is often incorrectly assumed to be more serious than it is - being in a vacuum does extremely uncomfortable - read, excruciating, if it happens quickly enough - things to you, but it won't generally kill you)

[Mando Knight]

Actually there are a few (very few). But they are kept down with sexism and bigotry, just as much as a non-human would be. there are some ways to get ahead, but it requires some *ahem* different tactics.

And you won't find them in most of the Stormtrooper Corps anyways, since the Corps is still mostly made up of clones (though after the Kaminoan Revolt, most aren't Fett clones anymore), even if they don't realize they're cloned. And the Emperor is a misogynistic xenophobic brat, so the only beings he'd allow as prime clones were human males.

[Serpentine]

Realism and art are not mutually exclusive.

I love that recruitment propaganda :smallbiggrin:

It's-a me, Serpentine!
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/236/2/4/Kiyohime_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

[Marnath]

Realism and art are not mutually exclusive.

I love that recruitment propaganda :smallbiggrin:

It's-a me, Serpentine!
*snip*


Sweet, that does look a lot like serpy. :smallsmile: Skin looks wrong though, she must not go outside enough. Also, horns, wut?

[Halae]

Sweet, that does look a lot like serpy. :smallsmile: Skin looks wrong though, she must not go outside enough. Also, horns, wut?

you'd be amazed at the number of horned naga on deviantart

[Math_Mage]

you'd be amazed at the number of horned naga on deviantart

Comparison is with Serp's avatar.

[Marnath]

Don't kill him serps, i'm sure he didn't mean to call you a naga >.>

*edit Didn't your sig used to say neither naga nor yuan-ti instead of halp?

[Serpentine]

It did. I forgot to change it back after Critical Success/Failure Week.

And the horns... uh... they're decoration <.<

[Marnath]

It did. I forgot to change it back after Critical Success/Failure Week.

And the horns... uh... they're decoration <.<

Oh, like a tiara type thing! *nod* *nod*

either way she's nicely drawn.

[Serpentine]

It's another Genzoman one. Something about a Japanese story. He's pretty coo'.

[Marillion]

(* Or was there? Could Hephaestus be the Greek lesson warning about incest?)


Nope. The Greek Gods were FINE with incest. Hephaestus' crippling is the result of being tossed off of Mt. Olympus by his mother.

[Serpentine]

Alternatively, there was no explaination of it, and he was thrown off because of his deformity.

[DSCrankshaw]

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/RulesComp_Gallery/90036.jpg
Catfight woo!

Maybe I'm looking at it wrong, but that woman looks like she's having a wardrobe malfunction.

[Marnath]

Maybe I'm looking at it wrong, but that woman looks like she's having a wardrobe malfunction.

She's almost having a wardrobe malfunction. I'm pretty sure thats a tatoo.

[dsmiles]

So, we're doing a little Sci-fi, are we? Off to browse pictures. Back in a sec.

*Insert hold music here*

Ah, here we go. Is this what you were looking for?


Yes, and the 5th one down happens to be my favorite of those. Followed a close second by the SoB.

@Serpentine: That one's a WIN!

[Altair_the_Vexed]

Is that a yo-yo she's holding?A holy symbol, I believe.

[mucat]

Could be both. Bow before the god of yoyos!

[Kaun]

What is it with the SCi-Fi today?
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/193/9/a/Tau_Female_Firewarrior_by_kaaskop.jpg


Ahaha Tau using a sword.

Comedy gold.

I am suprised it knows which end to hold.

[dsmiles]

Ahaha Tau using a sword.

Comedy gold.

I am suprised it knows which end to hold.

I present to you Shas'O'Shovah:
http://www.games-workshop.com/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m490262_99140113006_TauOShovahMain_445x319.jpg

Not appropriate for this thread, but...I thought you should know.

[ShadowFighter15]

Followed a close second by the SoB.

If by SoB you mean this girl:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/061/a/e/Enforcer_by_OmeN2501.jpg

Then I hate to tell you but she isn't a Sister of Battle; she is Enforcer Shira Calpurnia of the Adeptus Arbites. (http://www.blacklibrary.com/Warhammer-40000/Enforcer.html)

As for my own contribution to the thread, here's this half-dragon barbarian I found on Deviant-art (there's probably better, but it's 11 o'clock at night and I can't be bothered to look any further.

EDIT: Crap, forgot to paste the link here. :smallredface:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/290/6/6/Half_Dragon_barbarian_by_Nephtis.jpg

Managed to find this one a couple of pages on from the above:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/090/e/5/Silver_Dragon_by_Levii.jpg

[dsmiles]

Sorry, I'm not up on my Imperium literature. I'm a believer in the Greater Good.

But, hey, look what I found...
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i166/Necromancer777/Necromancergoddes.jpg

Nice, but I LOVE this one!
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2004/281/c/5/_bride_of_lucifer__by_noah_kh.jpg

[ShadowFighter15]

Sorry, I'm not up on my Imperium literature. I'm a believer in the Greater Good.

Guess it's an easy mistake to make if you don't pay much attention to the Imperium. Just look for a fleur de lis (that sort of arrow symbol) next time; no Sister of Battle is without one.

[Serpentine]

Regarding the former: Those sort always bug me. Where are her nipples? Also boobs aren't normally perfect spheres attached from the back to a chest. Otherwise, cool.
Regarding the latter: I think that's about the 7th time that one's been posted :smallbiggrin:

[dsmiles]

Regarding the former: Those sort always bug me. Where are her nipples? Also boobs aren't normally perfect spheres attacked from the back to a chest. Otherwise, cool.
Maybe they're implants?

Regarding the latter: I think that's about the 7th time that one's been posted :smallbiggrin:
8's not enough. It's the wallpaper on my home PC. :smallbiggrin:

[Tiki Snakes]

Regarding the former: Those sort always bug me. Where are her nipples? Also boobs aren't normally perfect spheres attached from the back to a chest. Otherwise, cool.
Regarding the latter: I think that's about the 7th time that one's been posted :smallbiggrin:

I figure they are under those little gold things.

Which is to say, she's a little wall-eyed? Perhaps.

[Serpentine]

I don't know what wall-eyed means, but if that's true she must have tiny little man-nipples.

[dsmiles]

I figure they are under those little gold things.

Which is to say, she's a little wall-eyed? Perhaps.

Is that a "Boob Derp?"

[DragoonWraith]

Regarding the latter: I think that's about the 7th time that one's been posted :smallbiggrin:
Because it's great? It's one of the most popular images on these boards, and I don't even just mean in this thread - I see that image linked to a lot. Because it just reeks of awesome.

[Tiki Snakes]

Is that a "Boob Derp?"


http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4089/derpp.jpg
Yes. Yes it is.

edit - No offence (or shock?) to anyone intended, mind. But I'm pretty sure where the nipples in question must be, and they aren't front and center, folks.

[dsmiles]

Let me fix that for you (bolded):


Because it's great? It's one of the most popular images on these boards, and I don't even just mean in this thread - I see that image linked to a lot. Because it just reeks of pure awesomeness dipped in awesomesauce.

EDIT:
@Tiki Snakes: That was wrong...just...wrong. :smalleek:

[Prime32]

Maybe they're implants?Drow? With implants?

It's a guy, one dissatisfied with his position in society. No it's not a guy.

[Eldan]

Well, magic can do a lot of things.

[Greenish]

Dark elves are actually mushrooms, and fungi have no need for mammary glands.


http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/elf1.png?w=300&h=280 http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/thief1.png?w=300&h=281

[dsmiles]

Dark elves are actually mushrooms, and fungi have no need for mammary glands.


http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/elf1.png?w=300&h=280 http://arcona.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/thief1.png?w=300&h=281

PLEASE tell me that that first one isn't wearing RealTree(TM). Please?

[TheThan]

Guess it's an easy mistake to make if you don't pay much attention to the Imperium. Just look for a fleur de lis (that sort of arrow symbol) next time; no Sister of Battle is without one.

I was going to say something about all humans looking the same to tau. but then all tau look the same to humans.



PLEASE tell me that that first one isn't wearing RealTree(TM). Please?

Looks like leaves on a solid background. Where as realtree makes you look like a bunch of trees (http://www.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=realtree+camouflage&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=FUJ1TNrqOMOLOIPavKgG&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCkQsAQwAA&biw=1440&bih=715).


Ok after browsing those, I’ve seen camouflage put on a lot of weird things. Drapes are an example, or furniture, that's a good one too. But then I guess if you have camouflage furniture, you'd need drapes to match huh). still I find that those camouflage bikinis crack me up.

See for yourself:

example 1 (http://www.bizrate.com/womens-one-piece-swimwear/oid1943382659.html)


example two (http://www.dravesarchery.com/bikini-q-15.html)

[dsmiles]

Ok after browsing those, I’ve seen camouflage put on a lot of weird things. Drapes are an example, or furniture, that's a good one too. But then I guess if you have camouflage furniture, you'd need drapes to match huh). still I find that those camouflage bikinis crack me up.

See for yourself:

example 1 (http://www.bizrate.com/womens-one-piece-swimwear/oid1943382659.html)


example two (http://www.dravesarchery.com/bikini-q-15.html)

If the models were better looking, I wouldn't argue with camouflage bikinis, but as it stands...ew. :smallyuk:

[Mando Knight]

Looks like leaves on a solid background. Where as realtree makes you look like a bunch of trees (http://www.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=realtree+camouflage&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=FUJ1TNrqOMOLOIPavKgG&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCkQsAQwAA&biw=1440&bih=715).

Oh wow. I hadn't seen Realtree camo before. I had to search some of the pictures to figure out where the not-tree things were.

[Umael]

Nope. The Greek Gods were FINE with incest. Hephaestus' crippling is the result of being tossed off of Mt. Olympus by his mother.


Alternatively, there was no explaination of it, and he was thrown off because of his deformity.

Actually, the version I was thinking about was Zeus throwing him off Mt. Olympus because Hephaestus was born so ugly - that could have been the fault of incest.

The only thing is, it's really weird because I know that the Greek Gods didn't care about incest. (It's also weird that I recall the myth being Zeus as the one who tossed his son off the mountain, not Hera.)


Also - picture of "Serp" is... very good. Very, very good.

[Kensen]

Inspired by this thread, I decided to draw something. The original was borderline NSFW, so I made a cropped version for your convenience: :smallwink:

Here goes:


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_nKARFjWdpQ4/THWpo5f_TnI/AAAAAAAAAGE/lsa6MiH3oWc/s512/AnimeGirl.jpg


...and don't ask how much time I spent polishing her b.. my work I mean. :smallbiggrin:

[Halae]

Time for my contribution!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/That_Centaur_Girl_by_wegs.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/68f0cc50a2261fec887c26eeae0eb971.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/210__DRIDER_FOR_RAEKLORE_by_crybringer.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Bertie_the_buxom_wench_by_Harpyqueen.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/dot_hack_GU_atoli_by_beamer.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Female_Warrior_Aska_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Female_Warrior_Ayana_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Female_Warrior_Fate_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Fire_Genisai_by_KenshinLover14.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Heysha_Black_Asp_by_UdonCrew.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Karen_Erra_by_beamer-1.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Night_elf_rogue_by_xadhoom.jpg
[http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Planar_Cleric_by_nJoo.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Red__The_Plot_Tool_by_ShinAzure.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Silver_Dragon_and_Fiore_by_JereduLevenin.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/The_Inkeeper_by_shirotsuki.png
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Tiefling_Rogue_Character_Sheet_by_ghostfire.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Warhammer__inquisitor_by_muju.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/WHITE_MAGE__COLOR__by_Hime_Artworks.jpg

[dsmiles]

From my favorite anime series:http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-4b9c4828660e280cc4e860ad982917a9.jpg
Second favorite:http://sakecomsal.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/caska.jpg
Last but not least:http://boxkitten.tripod.com/serene_macrabe/dom24.jpg
http://www.asianweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/appleseed-exmachina.jpg
and
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/03/0319_anime/image/anime-mania-fumoffu-image.jpg

[Fax Celestis]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/039/5/8/Amaterasu_by_Radiophonia.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/013/7/f/Jeanne_d_Arc_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/328/e/8/Themis_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs35/f/2008/305/7/5/Happy_Halloween__Hermione_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/168/9/8/Amaterasu_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/060/a/c/mabinogi_of_G10_by_PAPAWS.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/168/1/1/Rhiannon_by_Wulfsbane.jpg

[hamishspence]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b283/pyranack/Planar_Cleric_by_nJoo.jpg


This one I recognize- that's the LE succubus in Core Beliefs: Wee Jas in Dragon Magazine.

[Youko]

Only have a few new ones this time.


http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/182/0/2/0226eb1d2805a72cec4b464e3afa84db.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/228/1/f/Monster_Hunter___Jury__by_Endling.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/232/e/9/The_Fighting_Nun_by_Stekichikun.jpg

[Greenish]

http://www.fitnessgurusam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/glowing-moon_woman.jpg

[dsmiles]

[QUOTE=Youko;9229508]Only have a few new ones this time.

Wow. Throw some goggles or a victorian hat on that first one and it'd make an awesome steampunk tiefling.

EDIT: Speaking of steampunk (again, my favorite genre).

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/steampunk-girl-1.jpg
http://www.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=122995&stc=1&d=1176619129
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/29/633844924552384935-steampunkgirl.jpg
http://assets0.gameawards.se/images/449.jpeg
http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu197/TuddRussell/Unsorted/1240561690012.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t9pl9Dh5gGQ/STUQM-fEriI/AAAAAAAAAWM/GMitI8D_9Yo/s400/1120_steampunkleia.jpg
http://www.indiegamereviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Torchlight_concept_art_Vanquisher.jpg

[Snake-Aes]

[QUOTE=Youko;9229508]Only have a few new ones this time.

Wow. Throw some goggles or a victorian hat on that first one and it'd make an awesome steampunk tiefling.

EDIT: Speaking of steampunk (again, my favorite genre).


http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu197/TuddRussell/Unsorted/1240561690012.jpg

http://www.indiegamereviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Torchlight_concept_art_Vanquisher.jpg

Nice one...and torchlight!
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/nerfguniki.jpg \o/

[Drakevarg]

Nice one...and torchlight!
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/nerfguniki.jpg \o/

Steampunk Nerf pistol. DO WANT.

(Oh, and cute girl, too. Not really a fan of corsets, though.)

[Archpaladin Zousha]

GAH!!!!!!!!!Can't...unsee...:smalleek:
*faint*
Well, I did warn you. What part of "larger persuasion" didn't you understand?

Here's something a bit more conventional to wash out the memory:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/229/9/9/Eliandra_by_murdelli.jpg

And some drow of the larger persuasion, which frankly I think there needs to be more of (WARNING! OVERWEIGHT DROW OF BOTH GENDERS AHEAD! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!):
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/236/3/f/Drow_Temptation_by_murdelli.jpg

There's a twisted part of me that wouldn't mind being in the male's shoes...er, ankle chain. She can be my matron mother anyday!

[Marnath]

GAH!!!!!!!!!Can't...unsee...:smalleek:
*faint*

Lol, I guess you didn't learn the first time he posted pics to this thread? :smalltongue:
I just don't click his links anymore, no big deal. It doesn't bother me if I don't see it, and in the mean time it's there for those who enjoy it. That's a win-win. :smallsmile:

[Drakevarg]

Is this some kind of alternate universe where Jango Fett is a blond woman? :smallconfused:

They widened the gene pool after the incident on Kamino. And sometime after that abandoned cloning altogether and just recruited.

[Mando Knight]

And sometime after that abandoned cloning altogether and just recruited.
The Emperor continued cloning troops in secret even up to Endor, but the facilities' locations died with him, and thanks to his revised cloning standards, most of the clones didn't realize what they were. After Endor, most remaining warlords used natural-birthed troops (as far as they knew), with the exception of Thrawn during his brilliant attempt at crushing the New Republic, since he was just that brilliant. And had access to the cloning facility secreted away on Wayland.

[Renegade Paladin]

EDIT: Speaking of steampunk (again, my favorite genre).

http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu197/TuddRussell/Unsorted/1240561690012.jpg
GAH! Seriously, no one has ever been able to adequately explain this to me. HOW DO THE GOGGLES FUNCTION IF THEY'RE OVER A BRIMMED HAT?

[Snake-Aes]

GAH! Seriously, no one has ever been able to adequately explain this to me. HOW DO THE GOGGLES FUNCTION IF THEY'RE OVER A BRIMMED HAT?

You just figured what it does.

[AslanCross]

[QUOTE=dsmiles;9230846]
GAH! Seriously, no one has ever been able to adequately explain this to me. HOW DO THE GOGGLES FUNCTION IF THEY'RE OVER A BRIMMED HAT?

Dude, the goggles do nothing.

[Thurbane]

I blame 4 Non Blondes. :smallbiggrin:

[mucat]

[QUOTE=dsmiles;9230846]
GAH! Seriously, no one has ever been able to adequately explain this to me. HOW DO THE GOGGLES FUNCTION IF THEY'RE OVER A BRIMMED HAT?
The goggles don't belong to the girl. They belong to the bioengineered, sapient hat creature that rides on her head.

[Zeful]

GAH! Seriously, no one has ever been able to adequately explain this to me. HOW DO THE GOGGLES FUNCTION IF THEY'RE OVER A BRIMMED HAT?

I'm more worried about if she'll spontaneously combust in the sun because she's really freaking pale (a sexy pale, but pale nonetheless).

[Serpentine]

I'd still like to see some more stuff between "skinny as a rake" and "fat as a hippo"...

[dsmiles]

[QUOTE=dsmiles;9230846]

Nice one...and torchlight!
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/nerfguniki.jpg \o/

That gun is a Nerf Maverick. Here's another (40K) incarnation:
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Props/Stubgun.JPG
The Nerf Stubb Gun!!!

[Marnath]

That gun is a Nerf Maverick. Here's another (40K) incarnation:
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Props/Stubgun.JPG
The Nerf Stubb Gun!!!

I don't see a lady in this picture. :smallannoyed:
This needs to be remedied. :smalltongue:

[Thurbane]

Well, if we're posting hot steampunk gurls:

http://i35.tinypic.com/a1h9xc.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2zqr0ig.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ymaetj.jpg

[BRC]

[QUOTE=Snake-Aes;9232035]

That gun is a Nerf Maverick. Here's another (40K) incarnation:
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Props/Stubgun.JPG
The Nerf Stubb Gun!!!
I want.
Character Limit

[zvbxrpl]

I'd still like to see some more stuff between "skinny as a rake" and "fat as a hippo"...

I think I can try to oblige. I've always liked women with a modicum of meat on their bones. (As well as thin, ethereal ones and solid, fit ones. Really, I'm not picky).

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2004/358/c/7/be_my_druidess__colored__by_kittehness.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/364/9/0/pantsu_1___lydia_by_kittehness.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/031/2/f/Uber_Cho_by_AtomicFireball.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/images/i/2002/49/f/0/Rose_is_Setting.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/124/4/e/Vanity__Arachne_by_tattereddreams.jpg

[DragoonWraith]

Ooh, it's Cho!

[Snake-Aes]

http://www.imgjoe.com/x/fantasygirl8.jpg
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/cachinhosdou.jpg

[Amphetryon]

Snake-Aes, who drew that great first picture and what's on the other end of the leash? :smallbiggrin:

[Snake-Aes]

I have no idea, Sir or Dame, but I have had it for a while now.

[Eldan]

Judging by the background, something big with skin like an elephant or rhino.

[Marnath]

I like those pics snake. I always thought goldilocks' bears were black bears though for some reason. :smallconfused:

[Eldan]

See, I was wondering where that blood-splattered barbarian got so much make-up.

[Snake-Aes]

It's an azurin!

[Marnath]

See, I was wondering where that blood-splattered barbarian got so much make-up.

From the stage hands between scenes, you silly goose. :smallwink:

[SurlySeraph]

Snake-Aes, who drew that great first picture and what's on the other end of the leash? :smallbiggrin:

1. It's concept art from a game called Golden Axe Beast Rider. So it was probably either Marc Taro Holmes or John Hayes, the artists who worked on said art.
2. You.

[zvbxrpl]

Pictures:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs26/i/2008/079/e/8/Fey_Nouveau_by_ArmadaRyu.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/317/2/b/2b678e41cc0b411a.png
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/193/c/7/Art_Nouveau_Slave_Leia_by_AdamHughes.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/057/d/1/Steampunk_The_Legend_of_Yamato_by_yapkr.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/192/f/1/Steampunk_madame_by_mary_chan.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/335/2/1/Steampunk_Harem_by_avisnocturna.jpg

[Dhavaer]

I can't wait for Diablo 3.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/Dhavaer/Wizard-1.jpg

[DragoonWraith]

I can't wait for Diablo 3.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/Dhavaer/Wizard-1.jpg
Agreed, but ugh, I do hate those ridiculous shoulder things.

[Leon]

Agreed, but ugh, I do hate those ridiculous shoulder things.

Looks like her wardrobe includes some older Pvp gear from Wow

[Avilan the Grey]

See, I was wondering where that blood-splattered barbarian got so much make-up.

Heh.
To be serious for a moment though... makeup has been around for thousands of years. Lipstick is basically crushed bugs anyway.

[Snake-Aes]

Heh.
To be serious for a moment though... makeup has been around for thousands of years. Lipstick is basically crushed bugs anyway.

Fish too..

[dsmiles]

Agreed, but ugh, I do hate those ridiculous shoulder things.

What about these ridiculous shoulder things:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/10459/840914-sister_of_battle_color_large.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/175/e/e/Sisters_of_battle_paintchat_by_muju.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sisters-barge.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/333/3/2/Warhammer_40K_Sister_of_Battke_by_jaxthebat.jpg
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l280/Khorothis/BattleSister.jpg
http://www.thq.com/resources/conceptart/large/98fe022896b1b0033e622aa099f56eca.jpg

[Snake-Aes]

What about these ridiculous shoulder things:

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/175/e/e/Sisters_of_battle_paintchat_by_muju.jpg

This one I can get behind. The others? Not so much.

[DragoonWraith]

Those are far less ridiculous.

Though easily my most hated aspect of D3 is that utterly stupid belt they put on the Barbarian. How the hell is he supposed to swing a weapon with that monstrosity?

[zvbxrpl]

Some druid/ranger types:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/303/0/2/Hibernia_by_TereseNielsen.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/310/4/6/4655851ec18d02bd08b3a1607b4dca6b.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/242/7/8/78293e05f1cf2124af263048958a810e-d2xo8ab.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/126/d/d/Mayael__s_Song_by_SteveArgyle.jpg


And some necromanceresses.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs45/i/2010/098/5/e/Necromancer_by_xiwik.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/057/5/1/Dark_Lady__s_Chosen_by_OmeN2501.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/332/5/1/Snuff_Out___Card_Version__by_SteveArgyle.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs45/i/2009/069/4/9/necroserenV1_by_xiwik.jpg

[Snake-Aes]

A non-skimpy necromancess?
<collapses with a broken mind>

[reddevil]

must keep alive
http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff356/stanshome/DandD/faen/the_death_is_fashion__FINISH__by_ka.jpg

[Serpentine]

I particularly like the first necromancer. Unfortunately, the second one reminds me far too much of ex-friend...

Here's my contribution, made by a fellow playgrounder, Concrete!
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/248/8/1/db_16_by_persistant-d2y25gj.pngWell, I think it's eye-candy, anyways :smallamused: ^_^

[Fax Celestis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/kh2kairivalorformbyvagrxm2.jpg

[reddevil]

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff356/stanshome/DandD/human/female/hsczon4.jpg

[Jyokage]

Oh please tell me that last one is from a manga somewhere? If so I must know the title!

*Resident Zombie-geek.

[Fax Celestis]

Oh please tell me that last one is from a manga somewhere? If so I must know the title!

*Resident Zombie-geek.

High School of the Dead.

[Silly Wizard]

Here's some stuff one of my friends drew:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/216/9/8/You__s_a_hooker_by_KamikazeWalrus.jpg
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs48/PRE/i/2009/210/3/9/Arriko_is_pretty_pretty_by_KamikazeWalrus.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs45/i/2009/090/5/2/Mermaid_on_the_flip_side_by_KamikazeWalrus.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/229/4/8/Leeleei_Lightsong_by_KamikazeWalrus.png

It's WoW for the most part, but it's good art.

By KamikazeeWalrus (http://kamikazewalrus.deviantart.com/)

[Agrippa]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/kh2kairivalorformbyvagrxm2.jpg

Who is that suposed to be? It looks sort of like Tifa Lockheart dual wielding a keyblade and a scourge.

[Prime32]

Who is that suposed to be? It looks sort of like Tifa Lockheart dual wielding a keyblade and a scourge.That's Kairi in her Kingdom Hearts 2 outfit, with two Keyblades.

[reddevil]

and yes it is 'high school of the dead'

[dsmiles]

Posting in another thread, I came up with the 'cutsey evilness.'
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w212/SwitchVale/Anime/Women/Fantasy/gothicanime17.jpg

[Anterean]

A few contributions after lurking here :

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-sci-fi-fantasy-2007/2189-1.jpg

http://www.deviantart.com/download/53585360/Chaos_Pretty_Marines_by_Jaekyu.jpg

And then something from Thay :
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/cw_ag/75426.jpg

[SurlySeraph]

Here's some stuff one of my friends drew:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs48/i/2009/216/9/8/You__s_a_hooker_by_KamikazeWalrus.jpg

Is... is that a half-orc half-elf prostitute?
It is, isn't it?

Anyway, SpecOps girls.



http://a.imageshack.us/img409/19/1249017231119.jpg

http://a.imageshack.us/img833/3698/1242781125361.jpg

http://allday.ru/uploads/posts/thumbs/1212174731_ma_anacleto_mary.jpg

[Tiki Snakes]

Is... is that a half-orc half-elf prostitute?
It is, isn't it?

Anyway, SpecOps girls.



http://a.imageshack.us/img409/19/1249017231119.jpg

http://a.imageshack.us/img833/3698/1242781125361.jpg

http://allday.ru/uploads/posts/thumbs/1212174731_ma_anacleto_mary.jpg

I'm assuming it's just a cute half-orc, actually. No Elf required. Could be wrong, though.

[Erom]

Given the number of fingers, I'm fairly certain it's a Warcraft-style female troll.

[Agrippa]

That's Kairi in her Kingdom Hearts 2 outfit, with two Keyblades.

I'll take your word for it. Still looks to "well developed" for a 14 year-old.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Given the number of fingers, I'm fairly certain it's a Warcraft-style female troll.

Yep.

For comparison:

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs21/PRE/f/2007/233/a/8/Kuroi_Ka_by_VanHeist.jpg



http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2009/315/b/2/Troll_Hunter_by_PhillGonzo.jpg


http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/224/d/5/Voodoo_Mistress_by_pokketmowse.jpg

On an entirely unrelated note, Deviantart searches are the single most SAN damaging thing I do with any regularity.

[Math_Mage]

A few contributions after lurking here :

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/bestselling-sci-fi-fantasy-2007/2189-1.jpg

My arms hurt just looking at the way she's holding her sword. It's like Odom wanted to guarantee she (it?) would be completely useless with it.

Penance:http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/The_Obsidian_Champion_by_SteveArgyle-992x671.jpg

[Lucid]

From the cover of a Dragonlance comic, a dangerous and well armoured lady.
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/kitiara.jpg

[Choco]

Anyway, SpecOps girls.



http://a.imageshack.us/img409/19/1249017231119.jpg


That one is awesome. We need more like that, cause personally, my collection of fantasy/scifi stripper pictures is so huge I don't know what to do with it...

[DragoonWraith]

My arms hurt just looking at the way she's holding her sword. It's like Odom wanted to guarantee she (it?) would be completely useless with it.
She's holding it like a baseball bat. Almost certainly that's how the model held it, too. And though it's not the best way to wield a sword, I'm sure, I'd also be surprised if it was the worst.

[Math_Mage]

She's holding it like a baseball bat. Almost certainly that's how the model held it, too. And though it's not the best way to wield a sword, I'm sure, I'd also be surprised if it was the worst.

It looks that way at first, but the palms of her hands are perpendicular to each other, so that the knuckles line up. Try holding a baseball bat like that. You can't do anything with it, except maybe hit yourself in the face. In fact, pretty much all that grip is good for is holding the blade up in the position drawn. Now take a natural grip (http://www.golfersavenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/baseball-grip.jpg). Note how the palms seem to face each other, the wrists are together, and the knuckles are on opposite sides of the club (or blade). To put it another way, her grip with the sword is like if you took a golf grip and rotated one hand out ninety degrees.

But hey, whatever it takes to get a good visual on the sword, right [whoever drew the picture]? :smallsigh: Actually, that doesn't make sense either, because the sword's angle is fine; what's off is the right-hand grip. So really, I have no idea why that happened.


From the cover of a Dragonlance comic, a dangerous and well armoured lady.
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t208/party_master/kitiara.jpg

Man, I hated her. for what she did to Sturm. Also Laurana.

[Zeful]

Actually, that doesn't make sense either, because the sword's angle is fine; what's off is the right-hand grip. So really, I have no idea why that happened.

I'm guessing that the artist did more work with pistol poses, which that pose is at it's base.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

This thread needs a witch.

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2010/08/fantastic-kickass-women-warriors/fantastic-kickass-women-warriors-08.jpg

[dsmiles]

This thread needs a witch.

Seconded, although my witch is a little less 'black hat and familiar,' and a little more 'gonna [bleep] your [bleep] up.'
http://www.comiclist.com/media/users/cslepage/Ultimates3_03ChoVariantCover.jpg

[Serpentine]

That underwear looks uncomfortable.

This one has the bonus of being for charity:

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/251/c/e/charity_commission_example_by_lelia-d2yai3v.jpg

There's a really cool one in my DevianTwatch, but alas 'tis verily NSFW :smallfrown: So I'll just say, go check out Genzoman's new'n.

A plain old DevianTart search for "witch" was too boring (well, actually it came up with heaps of cool stuff, but... ionno), so here's some more specific ones:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/187/e/b/Elegant_Dragon_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/076/a/f/af0bed3d9ccbc70686bf4001844eadbc.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs16/i/2007/198/d/9/Dragon_called_TARASQUE_by_Gilmec.jpg
Annnd that led me to explore a Deviant's gallery, which come up with some really lovely stuff:http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/238/d/c/Siren__s_Lament_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/119/1/5/Prayer_for_the_Fallen_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/103/d/7/Silk_Lure_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/042/e/d/Enchanted_pool_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/218/c/c/Immortal_Flight_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/209/0/d/Secret_garden_by_Ironshod.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/127/9/0/Guardian_by_Ironshod.jpgAnd so on.

[SlyGuyMcFly]

Genzoman has something to say on the matter of witches:

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/156/4/4/Moon_Witch_by_GENZOMAN.jpg

This witch is about ten kinds of crazy awesome:


http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/337/3/8/Witch_Pirate_by_thundercake.jpg

And here's a witch who follows the Granny Weatherwax School of Dress:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/042/8/6/The_witch_by_shizero.jpg



That underwear looks uncomfortable.

Doesn't it have to worn under something to qualify as underwear? :smallbiggrin:

[dsmiles]

There's a really cool one in my DevianTwatch, but alas 'tis verily NSFW :smallfrown: So I'll just say, go check out Genzoman's new'n.

I'll have to wait until I get home to see that one. No nudity on government computers and all. That one with the faerie with the pet(?) spider is awesome, though.

[Serpentine]

Hey, that artist does stuff for D&D:
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2008/247/a/0/Elven_Scout_by_Ironshod.jpg

Purdy :B
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs31/i/2008/220/d/5/Water_dragon_by_Ironshod.jpg

[reddevil]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/244/9/7/Ekhidna__mother_of_monsters__by_GENZOMAN.jpg

[Yora]

Hey, that artist does stuff for D&D
About every artist who works on commission does stuff for D&D or Magic. :smallbiggrin:

[Arbane]

Did someone say witches?


http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktn5yp2PYQ1qasg9do1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId =0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1284154840&Signature=U7nDqdNAE4%2BljlK2KoQR4pkusR0%3D

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff349/Artemis-sensei/beatricezm3.png

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/arbane/umineko-bernkastel-scythe.jpg?t=1284070450

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c365/arbane/cit_suzumiya_haruhi_-__nagato_wizar.jpg

[zvbxrpl]

Creepy and attractive have always gone hand in hand for me, so here are some pictures to prove it. I am not accountable for any heebie-jeebies you get from opening this spoiler.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs9/f/2006/342/b/4/Spider_Queen___detail_by_namesjames.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/081/4/c/The_Shadowlands_by_Magggot.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/051/1/d/Dance_of_the_Witch_by_verdant.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/089/f/6/Beautiful_Adele_by_HechiceraRip.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/267/1/3/Unholy_Feast_by_PaleMajesty.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/068/f/1/Hollow_by_Magggot.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs14/i/2007/065/2/3/Chaos_by_JLFlores.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs25/i/2008/037/5/2/Shroud_by_SickJoe.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/282/8/e/The_Gate_of_Slaughter_by_navate.jpg

[Marnath]

That's a cute little dragon/sea serpent thing serps. :smallsmile:

[DrWeird]

I've got a challenge for you, playgrounders; a non-anime style picture befitting a ninja lady.

Also, me losing my grapes:
Look up Ollam from Complete Adventurer, and Battlesmith from Races of Stone. I am disappoint, WotC. If you're into dwarven women, be preapred to be delighted and also upset.

And, to make up for my grape loss:
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/801/izelbarbariansuccubusby.jpg
A favorite character portrait.

[Fax Celestis]

I've got a challenge for you, playgrounders; a non-anime style picture befitting a ninja lady.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/Ai_02122009_by_aditya777.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/Xochitl/646274-psylocke_alex_garner10_super.jpg

[dsmiles]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/Xochitl/646274-psylocke_alex_garner10_super.jpg

Oooh...Psylocke...good choice.

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/N/NI/NIN/NINITSUBASA/1225693237_8430_full.jpeg

And an unabashed plug for the uber-hot Maggie Q as Nikita (who seems ninja-like, only with guns):
http://filmreviewonline.com/wp-content/gallery/nikita/nikita-maggie-q-2.jpg

[Math_Mage]

And an unabashed plug for the uber-hot Maggie Q as Nikita (who seems ninja-like, only with guns):

Sure, why not? Gun Fu (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GunFu) is a celebrated, ahem, ninja art.

[Serpentine]

I accept this challenge.

Not Staino's best, alas.http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs23/i/2007/317/5/3/Boshi_by_staino.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/288/5/b/Ninja_Chick_by_staino.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs20/f/2007/263/d/7/Kusari_Gama_by_staino.jpg

I like this one. And considering the ninja were more likely to hide in plain sight than wrap up in black crouched under eaves, it's the one I'd go with :smalltongue:http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs39/i/2008/333/f/a/Ninja_geisha_by_GreatShinigami.jpg

Annnd other stuff.http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs41/i/2009/025/7/b/Ninja_by_spazizoner.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/152/6/9/Shinobi_by_yaichino.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs17/i/2007/204/4/4/Ninja_girl_by_Jacy_j.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/283/7/1/Ninja_girl_by_auramante.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs4/i/2004/230/3/1/Nija_Girl.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/022/5/f/Bad_ass_ninja_girl__D_by_flinden.jpg

[Snake-Aes]

The last one's shoes make me go "ouch". Creepy bonus in that it really happened irl.

[Serpentine]

Huh. I think that's just a quirk of perspective. Good spot, though.

[Callos_DeTerran]

If we're doing challenges...I challenge the playground for modern day heroic dames or even futuristic ones. (On the grounds I need character pictures for NPCs/PCs for d20 modern/d20 Future games)

[Snake-Aes]

If we're doing challenges...I challenge the playground for modern day heroic dames or even futuristic ones. (On the grounds I need character pictures for NPCs/PCs for d20 modern/d20 Future games)


http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Nika_by_raynkazuya.jpg

[zvbxrpl]

Ninjas, eh?

http://www.fischart.com/assets/art/artwork/Games/magic/KunoicioftheKiriSpire.jpg


Yeah, that's all I've got. Are witches still OK?
http://images.epilogue.net/users/blizzardart/witch.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/babylonink/buff_background_019.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/mattdixon/WoodWitch.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/leesmith/Woodelffin.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/093/7/3/Night_Witch_by_hgjart.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/243/a/5/witch_by_grb76-d2olnft.jpg

[Oracle_Hunter]

http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Nika_by_raynkazuya.jpg
Huh, y'all are good at this.

OK, how about an 8th Century Christian Paladin. She is of Roman descent and she grew up in Wales.

[Fax Celestis]

OK, how about an 8th Century Christian Paladin. She is of Roman descent and she grew up in Wales.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/magdalenafcbdtopcowbyne.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/013/7/f/Jeanne_d_Arc_by_GENZOMAN.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/326/5/e/Agrias_Oaks_by_serathus.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/143/e/b/Agrias_by_Raviollius.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/366/e/9/FFT_Agrias_by_urur.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs17/i/2007/138/7/0/Black_God__s_Kiss_by_arnistotle.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/127/e/a/From_Where_She_Stood_by_keiiii.jpg

[Marnath]

Yeah, that's all I've got. Are witches still OK?

http://images.epilogue.net/users/mattdixon/WoodWitch.jpg



Is this Shota and Samuel from the Sword of truth series? If it is, I'd love to see the other characters in this persons gallery.

[Renegade Paladin]

Huh, y'all are good at this.

OK, how about an 8th Century Christian Paladin. She is of Roman descent and she grew up in Wales.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/RenegadePaladin/Fantasy%20Art/Riddare.jpg

[Marnath]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/RenegadePaladin/Fantasy%20Art/Riddare.jpg

You win this one. That's awesome.

[Snake-Aes]

Huh, y'all are good at this.

OK, how about an 8th Century Christian Paladin. She is of Roman descent and she grew up in Wales.

http://www.imgjoe.com/x/magdalendhd.jpg

[The_Pyre]

How about a red headed elf monk? Preferably without skimpy clothing? :smallbiggrin:

[Zeful]

http://www.imgjoe.com/x/magdalendhd.jpg

Fax beat you on that.

[Snake-Aes]

Fax beat you on that.

By 8 hours? But not with that pic, which I intended to post since he asked but WORK AND COLLEGE WAS SORT OF ON THE WAY.

/pants

*wheeze*
Ok, calm now.

[Marillion]

Creepy and attractive have always gone hand in hand for me, so here are some pictures to prove it. I am not accountable for any heebie-jeebies you get from opening this spoiler.

Your tastes intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Math_Mage]

How about a red headed elf monk? Preferably without skimpy clothing? :smallbiggrin:

This is a pretty 'meh' selection as far as fulfilling the criteria goes, but I hope something in it appeals.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ph2_gallery/97129.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/165/b/2/b294610101992caf9154a5c1be709866.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Scorpie/DND/190.jpg

http://www.dandossantos.com/gallery/illustrations/full_shaktra.jpg

http://www.enworld.org/Pozas/Pictures/Illustration/monk_vs_skeleton.jpg

[Marnath]

4 out of 5 of those are sorceresses, and the first is a tiefling. They're still pretty though. :smallsmile:

[Math_Mage]

4 out of 5 of those are sorceresses, and the first is a tiefling. They're still pretty though. :smallsmile:

Hey, Desert Wind Swordsages count, else I'd have ignored the flame-based ones. :smalltongue:

And the first is a tiefling? :smallconfused: Not seeing it.

[zvbxrpl]

Is this Shota and Samuel from the Sword of truth series? If it is, I'd love to see the other characters in this persons gallery.

I, um, don't know. I haven't read those books in forever, and I sort of stopped when it turned from a kind-of-cheesy sword-and-sorcery series into Goodkind speechifying about individualism. If you ask for the chicken that is not a chicken, but is evil manifest, I may be able to help.

[Shalist]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/165/b/2/b294610101992caf9154a5c1be709866.jpg
Nice--before I scrolled down, I actually thought this a photograph for a sec.

[Avilan the Grey]

You win this one. That's awesome.

One of my absolute favorite artists of all time. Got to meet him a few weeks ago, but had no money to buy art for. Oh well, at least he was impressed that I remembered some of his oldest stuff (yeah I am skirting 40, so as a man I guess my intellectual age is... 21? :smalltongue:).

[The_Pyre]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Scorpie/DND/190.jpg


This will do nicely. Thanks! :smallsmile:

[Prime32]

How about a red headed elf monk? Preferably without skimpy clothing? :smallbiggrin:
http://img.safebooru.org//images/463/3f7f3e501fa1bac5fff7b05f20cb439e0558b521.jpg?46462 4
Will this do? :tongue: (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=464624)

[AslanCross]

http://img.safebooru.org//images/463/3f7f3e501fa1bac5fff7b05f20cb439e0558b521.jpg?46462 4
Will this do? :tongue: (http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=464624)

I was really tempted to post Meiling when I saw the request. :P

[zvbxrpl]

Your tastes intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Well, the newsletter's got another issue out today:

http://images.epilogue.net/users/jhoneil/golem_jane.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/jhoneil/AberZombie&Stitch2.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/jhoneil/The_Mark_Maker.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/ztiev/127479_Kalastria_Highborn.JPG
http://images.epilogue.net/users/peachysticks/burden_lighten2.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/evilninja/stayinshadowsmall.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/chutap/bloodrose2.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs16/i/2007/176/4/7/Elizabeth_Bathory_by_cyanineblu.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/204/7/3/the_Blood_Countess_by_tattereddreams.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/kenmeyerjr/redtea.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/misoivan/jaga+.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/noah-kh/hell%27s_bride.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/camilkuo/111515.jpg
http://images.epilogue.net/users/camilkuo/zcg42small.jpg

[Snake-Aes]

I have not failed to notice a certain recurrence in one of those pics :p It's that badass to deserve so much attention!
Anyway, here's my bit for the time.
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/soldierbymol.jpg

[Marnath]

Hey, Desert Wind Swordsages count, else I'd have ignored the flame-based ones. :smalltongue:

And the first is a tiefling? :smallconfused: Not seeing it.

She's right next to the Fiendish Casting heritage feat description or whatever it's called.

*edit: Infernal Sorceror Heritage, PHB2. The caption calls her a tiefling.

[Eldan]

Also, look at her hands. Perhaps it's just me, but they seem to be green and a little claw-like. Not all Tieflings have horns and tails, no matter what 4E says.

[Yora]

I have not failed to notice a certain recurrence in one of those pics :p It's that badass to deserve so much attention!
Anyway, here's my bit for the time.
http://www.imgjoe.com/x/soldierbymol.jpg
I thought the punishers family was murdered? :smallbiggrin:

[dgnslyr]

I thought the punishers family was murdered? :smallbiggrin:

They were. Nothing's changed. Except that...

[Marnath]

Also, look at her hands. Perhaps it's just me, but they seem to be green and a little claw-like. Not all Tieflings have horns and tails, no matter what 4E says.

It probably helps that the pic in question is 3.5e, eh? :smallbiggrin:

[Fax Celestis]

I LOVE THIS GUY (http://arnistotle.deviantart.com)
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/252/4/d/apb_wtf_waist_by_arnistotle-d2yelur.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/252/5/9/apb_blackwood_by_arnistotle-d2ycy6j.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/250/9/8/apb_girl_by_arnistotle-d2y9t9j.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/245/b/4/apb_sketches_25_by_arnistotle-d2xvyg6.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/245/b/3/apb_sketches_10_by_arnistotle-d2xvy6p.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/245/0/1/apb_sketches_7_by_arnistotle-d2xvy5o.jpg

[Eldan]

Do those ladies even have internal organs? :smallconfused:

[Marnath]

*sigh*
Another artist who has apparently never seen an actual woman. The proportions are so far off they don't even look human.

[Fax Celestis]

Do those ladies even have internal organs? :smallconfused:

To be fair, in the artist comment on that first one, he said "I have no idea what happened to her waist: it just sort of disappeared."

It's the facial structure I really like, frankly, and the angular lines and the slightly alien look and the shading and...

...well, you get the picture.

EDIT: And it's one of those weird instances where I like the sketching more than the final product o_o

[Marnath]

It's the facial structure I really like, frankly, and the angular lines and the slightly alien look and the shading and...


I suppose that makes sense, as the faces are the only parts that look right.

[Eldan]

Oh, I'm not saying they aren't nice pictures. The faces are well done, as are the costumes, on some. Just the proportions are weird. Not only on the first, the last two also have weird waists.

Just say that they are all half-elves, or cyborgs.

[Fax Celestis]

Oh, I'm not saying they aren't nice pictures. The faces are well done, as are the costumes, on some. Just the proportions are weird. Not only on the first, the last two also have weird waists.

Just say that they are all half-elves, or cyborgs.

Or HALF-ELF CYBORGS

brb homebrewan

just kidding but lol

[Yora]

I LOVE THIS GUY (http://arnistotle.deviantart.com)
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/252/4/d/apb_wtf_waist_by_arnistotle-d2yelur.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/252/5/9/apb_blackwood_by_arnistotle-d2ycy6j.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/250/9/8/apb_girl_by_arnistotle-d2y9t9j.jpg
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/245/b/4/apb_sketches_25_by_arnistotle-d2xvyg6.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/245/b/3/apb_sketches_10_by_arnistotle-d2xvy6p.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/245/0/1/apb_sketches_7_by_arnistotle-d2xvy5o.jpg
Makes me envious. I never get faces right, and it's what he seems to be best at. :smallamused:

[mucat]

Also, the detective's arms aren't even vaguely aligned with her shoulders. Near as I can tell, the arms belong to a second person, possibly a midget, who is hiding under her coat. The detective's own arms are out of sight in the trenchcoat sleeves. (Or she lost them in an accident, which is why she hires a midget to hide under her coat and carry her gun and her cigarette for her.) :smallconfused:

Sorry, Fax; not meaning to poke fun at an artist you like. The faces are really expressive, and I could easily see cropping just that part of each picture to use as a character portrait. But the strange anatomy is...well, strange...and looks to me like a mistake rather than an artistic choice.

[Fax Celestis]

Sorry, Fax; not meaning to poke fun at an artist you like. The faces are really expressive, and I could easily see cropping just that part of each picture to use as a character portrait. But the strange anatomy is...well, strange...and looks to me like a mistake rather than an artistic choice.

No worries. If I was that much of an art snob, I would make my own art. :P

[DragoonWraith]

Do those ladies even have internal organs? :smallconfused:
Hahaha, the first one is called "APB wtf waist".

Anyway, I like them, screwy anatomy or no.

[Fax Celestis]

And now for someone else (http://meganerid.deviantart.com/gallery/):
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/241/f/5/girl_5_by_meganerid-d2xjpdi.jpg
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/248/c/9/pirate_girl_elize_by_meganerid-d2y2kws.jpg
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/178/7/f/Commission___Terah_Skyfire_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/137/6/3/Elven_Ranger_Aniera_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/156/5/0/Asura_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/128/d/e/Elemental_Mage_Mana_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/085/1/9/Commission___Reisa_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/031/4/c/Female_Dancer_Nikki_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/158/3/c/Female_Warrior_Ayana_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/170/b/7/Commission___Scral_Klyne_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/257/0/6/Female_Archer_Rena_by_MeganeRid.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/243/b/1/Gunner_Girl_Rio_by_MeganeRid.jpg


(this looks like someone DW would like <_<)

[TheEmerged]

So, how many times does that make for the evil-ish victorian bard picture in this thread?

[DragoonWraith]

That pic's called The Bride of Lucifer and I think the last count was 8. Are you complaining?

[Fax Celestis]

That pic's called The Bride of Lucifer and I think the last count was 8. Are you complaining?

Better not be, otherwise she'll use that violin bow on you.

[TheEmerged]

Complaining isn't the right word... Noting with bemusement the repeatitiveness might be better.

[shadow_archmagi]

I was just going to show that pic to a friend but I forgot where in the thread it was

thank goodness it got reposted so I don't even have to look

[Mando Knight]

She's kinda like the unofficial thread mascot by now, don'cha think?

[Yora]

Found some picture on the internets that might be relevant to your interests.
http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/full/64533.jpg

[Fax Celestis]

...well-played.

[Eldan]

I never noticed these cool stone carvings she's standing on.

[Math_Mage]

Also, look at her hands. Perhaps it's just me, but they seem to be green and a little claw-like. Not all Tieflings have horns and tails, no matter what 4E says.

Huh. I thought those were, y'know, gloves. For a Tiefling sorceress, she seems awfully focused on waving a pointy stick around.


I never noticed these cool stone carvings she's standing on.

Not just stone, those're real skulls. :smallamused:

[FFKonoko]

Also, the detective's arms aren't even vaguely aligned with her shoulders. Near as I can tell, the arms belong to a second person, possibly a midget, who is hiding under her coat. The detective's own arms are out of sight in the trenchcoat sleeves. (Or she lost them in an accident, which is why she hires a midget to hide under her coat and carry her gun and her cigarette for her.) :smallconfused:
Huh. When I saw that picture, I assumed her shoulders were much lower than the shoulders of the coat, hunched down but the stiff material kinda supported off her neck, not drooping along the shoulderline because of the thickness or something. The anatomy still a little off when looking at it like that, but not too bad.
Now I can't see it like that anymore.:smallfrown:

Speaking of wierd anatomy...
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9290/deli.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/i/deli.jpg/)http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7784/vamp.th.jpg (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/vamp.jpg/)http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2298/co14132511.th.jpg (http://img833.imageshack.us/i/co14132511.jpg/)

And others.
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6048/1155870454203.th.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/1155870454203.jpg/)http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6863/1139702194054.th.jpg (http://img812.imageshack.us/i/1139702194054.jpg/)http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8233/1139702285687.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/1139702285687.jpg/)

[Eldan]

Huh. I thought those were, y'know, gloves. For a Tiefling sorceress, she seems awfully focused on waving a pointy stick around.



Not just stone, those're real skulls. :smallamused:

Yeah, but those are just skulls. Skulls are everywhere. But Stonecarvings are cool.

[Yora]

"...why skulls?!" :smallbiggrin:

[shadow_archmagi]

I think it's a boat. You know, on the river Styx.

[AslanCross]

Speaking of wierd anatomy...
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9290/deli.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/i/deli.jpg/)http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/7784/vamp.th.jpg (http://img840.imageshack.us/i/vamp.jpg/)http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2298/co14132511.th.jpg (http://img833.imageshack.us/i/co14132511.jpg/)

And others.
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/6048/1155870454203.th.jpg (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/1155870454203.jpg/)http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6863/1139702194054.th.jpg (http://img812.imageshack.us/i/1139702194054.jpg/)http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8233/1139702285687.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/1139702285687.jpg/)

I don't find the last picture's anatomy any weirder than its premise. Agent Scully as a Witchblade character?

[Marnath]

Huh. I thought those were, y'know, gloves. For a Tiefling sorceress, she seems awfully focused on waving a pointy stick around.

She's honestly not using the stick, she's using Infernal Sorceror Howl to burn a spell slot for a 30 foot cone of sonic at 2d6 per slot level.

[Serpentine]

Lack of understanding anatomy? Alas, I can't show you this guy's best examples, but I can't help but think he's never seen a female body between the navel and knees. Can't link his page, but his name's lvl9Drow - if you're not over 18 and signed in, you probably won't be able to see much of his stuff.
SFW example, SFW example... I guess this is the closest: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2009/264/7/9/Cambion_by_lvl9Drow.jpgI might even take one of his better examples and blank out the naughty bits, just to show it.

[Marnath]

That's just terrible. How can you know enough to draw shoulders and stuff but not make hips and lower torso that resemble an actual person? Do they not do body studies where that guy learned his craft?

[robgrayert]

I've been liking the armor that Emilia Fox is wearing in the BBC show Merlin:
http://your-hero.com/win/gn02.jpg

[Marnath]

That's awesome. :smallbiggrin:

[Serpentine]

That's just terrible. How can you know enough to draw shoulders and stuff but not make hips and lower torso that resemble an actual person? Do they not do body studies where that guy learned his craft?Yeah, I know. And it's such a shame cuz otherwise I really like his art - especially his real-world religious creatures, but also his general character designs. Here's a more "normal" example - should be, now, if not SFW, SFBoard:http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/serpentine16/badart.gif

[Zeful]

Lack of understanding anatomy? Alas, I can't show you this guy's best examples, but I can't help but think he's never seen a female body between the navel and knees. Can't link his page, but his name's lvl9Drow - if you're not over 18 and signed in, you probably won't be able to see much of his stuff.
SFW example, SFW example... I guess this is the closest: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2009/264/7/9/Cambion_by_lvl9Drow.jpgI might even take one of his better examples and blank out the naughty bits, just to show it.

What am I supposed to be seeing that's Anatomy Fail?

[JoshuaZ]

What am I supposed to be seeing that's Anatomy Fail?

The entire torso area.

[Serpentine]

:confused:

MIDSECTIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
http://www.gnorb.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/morbo.jpg

More specifically: waist, hips, hip-joints. Ribs. Organs. You can't tell in this one, but Vaginas Do Not Point That Way. Thighs Do Not Look Like That.

[Zeful]

The entire torso area.

I don't see it.

[Serpentine]

Get a female friend.
Try to make her stand in that pose.
Compare.

edit: Note, my concern is not particularly with the pose itself. While it is a very awkward one, my point is more that even if you get someone standing that way, it will not look anything like that, not without several dislocated joints and organ misplacement.

[Zeful]

Get a female friend.
Try to make her stand in that pose.
Compare.

edit: Note, my concern is not particularly with the pose itself. While it is a very awkward one, my point is more that even if you get someone standing that way, it will not look anything like that, not without several dislocated joints and organ misplacement.

Can you describe what's wrong because getting a female friend is not possible at this juncture.

[FoE]

I think the point is moot, considering any female friend Zevox might be able to acquire will not have wings and hooves.

[Eldan]

Okay. A few points:

Have you ever seen anyone with:
-a midsection as wide as their thighs?
-with what I think are supposed to be hip bones reaching halfway up the torso?
-with such strangely twisted thighs?
-knees which are about as wide as their ankles?

Though I must admit, I've seen worse artwork.

[Innis Cabal]

Considering they are goat legs for the most part, I don't think general anatomy here is really the point do you? At least the last time I saw my Ex-Fiance her legs pretty much looked like that. Seems normal to me.

[Calenestel]

@Innis_Cabal: Including the goat legs? :smallbiggrin: (Sorry, couldn't help myself)

Edit: While I'm around. Might I challenge you all with finding a picture as close as possible of either:

A) A tall, elven mage with black hair in blue dress.

or

B) A blackhaired, slightly but not quite asian-looking jedi dualwielding blue lightsabers? (this thread needs more Star Wars chicks).

Cheers!

[Kaun]

Found some picture on the internets that might be relevant to your interests.
http://images.gfxartist.com/images/ArtworkItem/full/64533.jpg

Sombody needs to run a score board on how many times this image gets posted lol.

[Calenestel]

One for original posts and one for every time it's QUOTED. :smallbiggrin:

[Serpentine]

Oh, for... Seriously, guys? I go scrabbling for a good idea of this guy's female anatomy that doesn't have vaginas thrown to the four winds and it turns out the only such example happens to be a goat-footed bat-winged demoness but who obviously works for what I was going for for his non-goat-footed, no-winged non-demoness pieces, and you start quibbling about how it can't be a bad example of female anatomy because she happens to be a goat-footed bat-winged demoness?! :smallfurious: Argh!
I even specifically said that it was the area between the navel and the knees that he is clueless about. Can you at least try to ignore the whole goat-footed bat-wingedness to focus on the bit I was actually talking about?!

Alright then!
1. Where are her organs?
2. Where are her lower ribs?
3. How often have you ever seen ribs go into waist anything at all like that?
4. Where, exactly, is the top of her pelvis?
5. What are those extra lumps towards her rump? Bone, or what? Or is that her pelvis and are the other lumps just belly or something?
6. Where are her hip bones?
7. Where do they attach to the pelvis?
8. Why is one of her legs apparently perpendicular to the other?
9. Does each leg attach to a different part of the pelvis?
10. Why are her thighs so skinny?
11. What is wrong with her knees?
12. Where does her spine go?
13. Exactly what direction does her vajay-jay point, and is it actually in the centre of her body?

I think that should do to start you off. Unfortunately, number 13 is a big part of what is so wrong about his art, but I can't really show how here. But, for good measure, I'll try to find another - non-winged, non-goat-footed - sample to bikini up.
For the record, I actually like this artist. I just wish he didn't make his women so hideous in their midsection.

Ngarg ngarg ngarg.

edit: Here's a pretty cool creepy one by the same artist:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2009/304/f/4/Secret_by_lvl9Drow.jpg

[Calenestel]

*Reads through Serpentine's rant*

...

*Rereads*

...

*Breaks into a huge grin.*

...

*Standing ovation*

Edit:
PS. Love your current avatar, Serp.

[Serpentine]

Glad to have your approval :smalltongue: On both scores :smallwink:

While I'm at it, here's another by him that I like:
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2008/183/7/2/Panther_by_lvl9Drow.jpg

[Math_Mage]

Man, Zeful just trolled y'all hard.

Black-haired elf with a blue dress? Didn't Serp just cover that one?
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs31/i/2008/220/d/5/Water_dragon_by_Ironshod.jpg

There's also WotC material:
http://www.waynereynolds.com/Magazine%20Art/MagazineThumbnails/Dungeon162WinterWitch.jpg

Jedi, Jedi, Jedi...hmmm...well, here's one with green sabers:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SsOBlyfhnslzfM:http://img227.exs.cx/img227/9222/serra13un.jpg&t=1

One blue saber, looks like a halfie (I can say it because I am too):
http://th04.deviantart.com/fs36/300W/i/2008/262/7/e/Jedi_Girl_Doodle_by_StarRaven.jpg

[Calenestel]

Man, Zeful just trolled y'all hard.

Black-haired elf with a blue dress? Didn't Serp just cover that one?
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs31/i/2008/220/d/5/Water_dragon_by_Ironshod.jpg

Yeeaah... THAT's actually quite good. Except for the headpiece. :smalltongue:


There's also WotC material:
http://www.waynereynolds.com/Magazine%20Art/MagazineThumbnails/Dungeon162WinterWitch.jpg

Eeeeeh, no. She looks a bit too... coldhearted for my taste. :smallwink:

[Math_Mage]

Mmm, some more Jedi.

Probably not what you were looking for:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/261/0/c/Mandalorian_Jedi_by_DarklordDC.jpg

A little closer:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SRqRtcVi60L3jM:http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/930/jatilikarenderedfixedsmall9vk.jpg&t=1

Appropriate dame, wrong number of blades:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.massively.com/media/2010/06/e3-jedi.jpg

[Calenestel]

Mmm, some more Jedi.

Probably not what you were looking for:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/261/0/c/Mandalorian_Jedi_by_DarklordDC.jpg

Ooooh... Nowhere near my old SW RPG character. But wow. That one goes into my collection. :smallsmile:


A little closer:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SRqRtcVi60L3jM:http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/930/jatilikarenderedfixedsmall9vk.jpg&t=1

Closer, and a fine pick but...


Appropriate dame, wrong number of blades:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.massively.com/media/2010/06/e3-jedi.jpg

Of the three I like this best. I LOVED the trailer. Especially because of her. So awesome. And there IS the right amount of blades. Just mounted on one hilt. :smalltongue:

[Yora]

What is the last one from? I thought I knew almost all SW games.

[Calenestel]

Cinematic trailer for the coming Star Wars MMORPG "The Old Republic". I can hardly wait. :smallbiggrin:

[Greenish]

:confused:

MIDSECTIONS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!Alien geometries. To contemplate them too closely is to invite San loss.

[Edit]:
There's also WotC material:
http://www.waynereynolds.com/Magazine%20Art/MagazineThumbnails/Dungeon162WinterWitch.jpgAh, the famous Reynolds neck twist. :smalltongue:

[Reynard]

Probably not what you were looking for:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/261/0/c/Mandalorian_Jedi_by_DarklordDC.jpg

Why is her right leg on backwards?

[Yora]

Ah, the famous Reynolds neck twist. :smalltongue:
That's not a neck twist.
http://images.cryhavok.org/d/11127-1/Malcanthet+-+Wayne+Reynolds.jpg
This is a neck twist. :smallbiggrin:

[Greenish]

Why is her right leg on backwards?It's not, she's wearing armoured high heels. I'm not sure if that's any better, though.

[Calenestel]

It's not, she's wearing armoured high heels. I'm not sure if that's any better, though.

Yikes! You're right. Huh. Didn't notice that at first. Hm... I think I could crop the picture just above her feet. :smallbiggrin:

[Leon]

Pair of Halflings

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/188/1/c/commissions__Mrrin_by_Wen_M.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs11/i/2006/211/f/b/Perin_Shadowblade_by_aggettzz.jpg

[Renegade Paladin]

Mmm, some more Jedi.

Probably not what you were looking for:
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/261/0/c/Mandalorian_Jedi_by_DarklordDC.jpg
Where the hell are her feet? :smallconfused:

[Yora]

One disappears behind the edge of the picture. The other one is in the shadow of the leg, as the creator copy pasted the right leg, but forgot to flip it vertically.

[Fax Celestis]

A) A tall, elven mage with black hair in blue dress.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/Arriko_is_pretty_pretty_by_KamikazeWalrus.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/FaxCelestis/KH__Aqua_by_Caucasian_eagle.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/117/0/1/The_Azure_Spirit_by_Nashya.jpg

[Yora]

Now this is positively the most crazy hair I've ever seen. And I've watched YuGiOh-Abridged.

[Eldan]

That's not a neck twist.
http://images.cryhavok.org/d/11127-1/Malcanthet+-+Wayne+Reynolds.jpg
This is a neck twist. :smallbiggrin:

Please tell me that's some kind of blade demon holding a headless torso in her hands.

[DragoonWraith]

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Malcanthet.

[Leon]

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/236/1/4/Mina__s_Raven_by_GRB76.jpg
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/148/4/3/Elspeth_by_GRB76.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/243/a/5/witch_by_grb76-d2olnft.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/348/0/8/Tiefling_by_GRB76.jpg
From http://grb76.deviantart.com/

[SlyGuyMcFly]

That one with the Tiefling chick smoking a cigar is ten kinds of great. Looks Eberron-ish, no?

[Marnath]

*rant*

To be fair, I would have supported you but I was asleep. >.> Don't bite me.

[Greenish]

That one with the Tiefling chick smoking a cigar is ten kinds of great. Looks Eberron-ish, no?I'm going to guess Planescape, actually.

[Yora]

Hard to say, but that Tiefling looks very much 4th Edition. And I don't think there are too many planescape fans that are fond of it. :smallbiggrin:

[Mando Knight]

Hard to say, but that Tiefling looks very much 4th Edition. And I don't think there are too many planescape fans that are fond of it. :smallbiggrin:

Most official 4e artwork has Tiefling tails twice as thick and horns three times as long.

[Eldan]

It's not in the classical Planescape art style, at least. I.e. not by DiTerlizzi.

[Yora]

That symbol in her hand could be useful, but I don't recognize it as anything I've seen before.

[Zeful]

Man, Zeful just trolled y'all hard.

No I didn't, I don't see what the problem is. I still don't. I'm not an artist and I barely interact with women. I am actually fully incapable of understand Serpentine's problem.

[Fax Celestis]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2201/2100620760_68832337c8.jpg
Look at this stomach. Compare how the pieces fit together to how the pieces of the picture in question do.

[Zeful]

Look at this stomach. Compare how the pieces fit together to how the pieces of the picture in question do.

Thank you, I see it now.

[Mando Knight]

Look at this stomach. Compare how the pieces fit together to how the pieces of the picture in question do.

In other words, guys, contrary to what the media might tell you, women are not space aliens. Except for a few differences (the chest, "down there," more neotenous appearance in general, etc.), a healthy woman's anatomy is rather close to a healthy man's. Especially compared to that atrocity.

[Serpentine]

Ahhh. Excellently done. Thanks, Fax :smallsmile:

Gotta admit, I find it a little worrying that you apparently thought women really do look like that in that area :smallconfused: :smalltongue:

[Cieyrin]

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Malcanthet.

Tis, it was a cover of Dragon and everything and that month's Demonomicon of Iggwilv was on Malcanthet.

[hamishspence]

There's been a few Dragon & Dungeon pics in the thread:

This one actually was the front cover of a Dungeon issue:


Creepy and attractive have always gone hand in hand for me, so here are some pictures to prove it. I am not accountable for any heebie-jeebies you get from opening this spoiler.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs9/f/2006/342/b/4/Spider_Queen___detail_by_namesjames.jpg

Specifically, Dungeon 137:
http://paizo.com/store/paizo/dungeon/issues/2006/v5748btpy7zkn

[Tiki Snakes]

Most official 4e artwork has Tiefling tails twice as thick and horns three times as long.

Some quick searching points to it being a commision of the same character as these two;

http://bardoftheseas.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2mbods
http://bunnystick.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1y0d5k


The commissioner comments in the Bunnystick link, actually, and confirms Eberron. The artist described the character as Elsbeth Kwong, badass tiefling (ADnD 4.0 edition).

So, there we go.

[Mordokai]

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Malcanthet.

I would love to see some of Reynolds' work on a larger scale. Most of what can be find online is a little more than glorified tumbnails.

[hamishspence]

They are a bit small, even when the whole pic is seen:

http://www.waynereynolds.com/WotCGallery1.htm

A bit of digging on the WoTC pages will reveal quite a few- but they're still smallish. Still- that avoids problems with the thread being stretched.

[Mordokai]

Oh, I found that site. It was a matter of five seconds and using Google :smallsmile: That's why I said it's a little more than glorified tumbnails.

So I want just banter randomly, I'll post one picture I don't remember being posted yet in the thread. An elf ranger.

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/7042/waitingt.jpg

Don't know the artist, but I believe it is from elfworld.

[Snake-Aes]

Oh, I found that site. It was a matter of five seconds and using Google :smallsmile: That's why I said it's a little more than glorified tumbnails.

So I want just banter randomly, I'll post one picture I don't remember being posted yet in the thread. An elf ranger.

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/7042/waitingt.jpg

Don't know the artist, but I believe it is from elfworld.

Hey, that's pretty good. She doesn't even have the typical anorexic "un"muscles!

[Mordokai]

And this be her half elven daughter, bard by trade.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/Li_Kenta/RequestM5.jpg

Picture courtesy of Vulion (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/member.php?u=9387).

[Timur]

My contribution to this thread, both from the artwork of Magic:the gathering
The Kalastria Bloodchief

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1695/68729581.jpg

Liliana Vess


http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/7485/lilianavess640.jpg


Links improved, as sugested by DragoonWraith

[DragoonWraith]

By the way, you can post images with http://www.url.com/path/file.ext.

[Snake-Aes]

Obligatory skimpy clothed chick with sharp implements.
http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/video_game_wallpapers_technobuzz_net_22.jpg

[Avilan the Grey]

Obligatory skimpy clothed chick with sharp implements.
http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/video_game_wallpapers_technobuzz_net_22.jpg

...I THOUGHT I recognized her. It's the woman from the Gothic-challenger Two Worlds.

[Jeriah]

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2010/236/1/4/Mina__s_Raven_by_GRB76.jpgI really like this one. It's very nice. The girl's face is beautiful, the outfit is cute, and the background is very well done.