GITP Monster Competition Voting Thread (Gits & Shiggles)

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Voting For Gits and Shiggles
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/348/5/a/Why_Not_Play_God__2_by_ThinkFirst.jpg (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8196915#post8196915)

The contest has ended and voting begun. See the entries below to vote for your choice.
(Note: As the poll option is still down just post your choice in this thread.)

Like all the GITP Monster Competitions, voting is open to any and all.

Voting will end at Midnight (EST) of April 30th.

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Laughable List

Angel, Dairymaid (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8290206&postcount=7)
Bee-Holder (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8239217&postcount=4)
Fish In A Barrel (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8293169&postcount=9)
Fractal Bear (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8290906&postcount=8)
In-F-able Horror (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8274859&postcount=5)
Silly Frocker (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8212244&postcount=3)
The Jester (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8333331&postcount=11)

[The Tygre]

I'm not going to lie, when I first saw this contest, I expected the worse. You know how it goes; bunch of joke monsters only good for one session or two. But there are actually some interesting, viable options here. I could see myself actually putting some of these monsters into my campaign. That said, I'm giving my vote Bhu and his Bee-holders. (Though I must reprimand you for not using the single greatest bee-related line in cinematic history (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU&feature=related).) The Jester and the Dairymaid Angel were close seconds, though.

[NakedCelt]

The Jester. Hands down.

EDIT:
(Though I must reprimand you for not using the single greatest bee-related line in cinematic history (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU&feature=related).)What about this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWRz_-0B1qw) (Not exactly cinematic, I suppose.)

[Deca]

I'll put my vote for the Fractal Bear.

[Debihuman]

AAAAH the bees! As much as I liked the other entries, Bhu's bee-holder just made me laugh.

Debby

[Amiel]

My vote goes to Debby's angel diarymaids and (their) holy cows.

[Mulletmanalive]

Bee-holder though I rather liked the Dairymaid [not that I understood the angel bit] and the cross dressing golem, i mean, Silly Frocker, is a great monster...

Fractal Bear was just too dangerous to be funny...

[Eleven]

For an idea that really came out of left field, Im voting for the Fractal Bear.

[BisectedBrioche]

Bee-holder though I rather liked the Dairymaid [not that I understood the angel bit] and the cross dressing golem, i mean, Silly Frocker, is a great monster...

Fractal Bear was just too dangerous to be funny...

Wait, what's this about golems? :smallconfused:

Anyways, my vote goes to the Dairymaid Angels.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

EDIT:What about this? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWRz_-0B1qw) (Not exactly cinematic, I suppose.)
Yeeeah, nor great I might add. Or, dare I say it, funny? :smallconfused:


Wait, what's this about golems? :smallconfused:
I think it shows how well voters read through things :smallbiggrin:

[ThePhantasm]

Dairymaid Angels

[DracoDei]

Fractal Bear was just too dangerous to be funny...

Does that mean you think I should up the CR?

Now me... I am going to follow my Brain (of the 5 gamers) instincts and vote for the In-F-able Horror.

[Bhu]

Fractal Bear. Was a tough choice this time. Kudos to Fish in a barrel for making me giggle.

[Akal Saris]

Angel, Dairymaid gets my vote.

Maybe if I hadn't read so many monster manuals and fiend folios, I wouldn't have laughed so hard. But after reading about angel type #500 who was born to battle the evils of hell, the celestial dairymaids are quite refreshing, and the writer really milked it for everything it was worth. Even the Blood War isn't a sacred cow around here, apparently.

With that said, the Silly Frocker is likely to pop up in one of my games sooner than later. My PCs know by now that whenever they enter a cloak room they're liable to be attacked by a cloaker, death hat, ragamuffin, lurking scarf, or other dreaded fabric-related monster =P

[strawberryman]

My vote goes to the Dairymaid Angel.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Voting for the Fractal Bear. My ego really makes me want to vote for my own Joker, but I can't bring myself to reject the awesome that is the Fractal Bear.

[airmalis]

Hmm... we had some very strong contenders, so I'm going to leave this up to chance. *flips coin* Tails, Silly frockcoater it is. as opposed to the in -F-able horror.

Question, what would you call it if that bear met an in -f-able horror?:smallamused:

[DracoDei]

You would call it "Really Complicated Bear"?

[The Vorpal Tribble]

You would call it "Really Complicated Bear"?
It's a Headybear.

[DracoDei]

It's a Headybear.
Ah... of course.

It did take me a second before I realized the full depth of your insight, but since I did, I am now off to post a comment informing the person who made the original of it.

[DracoDei]

Last day to vote, so:
BUMP!

[The Vorpal Tribble]

And Debihuman buttered up the voters to win with her ladies of lactose, the Milkmaid Angels!

Congrats!

[DracoDei]

Last I checked we were tied. If so, you should be more explicit about you're breaking the tie.

[The Vorpal Tribble]

I've gone through it five times and each time the Dairymaids win.

Had 15 votes total.


Angel, Dairymaid
(5 Votes)
- Akal Saris
- Amiel
- Bisected8
- strawberryman
- ThePhantasm

Bee-Holder
(3 Votes)
- Debihuman
- Mulletmanalive
- The Tygre

Fish In A Barrel
(0 Votes)

Fractal Bear
(4 votes)
- Bhu
- Deca
- Eleven
- The Dark Fiddler

In-F-able Horror
(1 vote)
- DracoDei

Silly Frocker
(1 vote)
- Airmalis

The Jester
(1 vote)
- NakedCelt

[Mulletmanalive]

Wait, what's this about golems? :smallconfused:

I think it shows how well voters read through things :smallbiggrin:

Wasn't that I hadn't read it. I knew it was an aberration but I couldn't get the idea of a set of possessed women's clothing out of my head a few years back so my players literally met the Cross-Dressing Golem. You've made a funnier version of that.

It was one of those ideas that's not really funny until you inflict it on someone, y'know?

[Debihuman]

And Debihuman buttered up the voters to win with her ladies of lactose, the Milkmaid Angels!

Congrats!

Thanks for the votes everyone!

Now to go off-topic; what's this I hear about a cross-dressing golem? That sounds like a riot. Any chance we'll get to see the stats on that one?

Debby

[Froogleyboy]

Congrats, Debi! I absolutely love the milkmaids!

[Amiel]

And Debihuman buttered up the voters to win with her ladies of lactose, the Milkmaid Angels!

Congrats!

Win :smallbiggrin:

[Dvandemon]

Fractal Bear

[DracoDei]

Thanks, but you are 8 days too late for your vote to actually count...
I really do appreciate the ego-boost though.