Birthday Wishes for Festy

[Phase]

Well, again it seems we reach that time of year. That time when we commemorate the orbit of my good friend Terra around that bastard Sol once more since a previous date. This date? Well, none other than the natal day of everyone's favorite zombie goblin.

You know him as Lord Xyfets, Uncle Festy, perhaps even Das Wunderkind (or is that just me?) By any name, today is his birthday, so lay it on nice and thick with the well wishes! Happy AFONAL, my friend.

[Rutskarn]

I'm assuming you call your birthday FestFest.

If not, Happy Goddamned FestFest, because I'm gonna call it that.

[Reinholdt]

Happy FestFest Uncle Festy! :smallsmile:

[Dallas-Dakota]

Happy life-liberation day Master!

*gives cake and cookies*:smallbiggrin:

[Malfunctioned]

Happy FestFest Festy! :smallbiggrin:

Will we need to rename all of his further birthdays FestFestFest?

[Supagoof]

Happy Birthday Festy!

Lemme see....what do i have in my parody grab bag? *Rummages through bad of lyrics* No, not that one. To much "pop". Nope, I don't think he's a fan of Taylor Swift. AHA! Found it.

Testify[/B] by Rage against the Machine]
Uggh!
That zombie, ran through me
The sickness, subdue me
The craving, ignites me
I'm empty, don’t fight me
Flesh failing, assure me
That shotgun, is hurting
Your posting is so soothing
Zombies rise up we're not losing
I need brains, just witness
I’ll go get them, so bloodless
To feed me, my hunger now
Is craving more flesh then I can eat wow
Yes the walking, is slow paced
We’ll catch you, it’s no race
Only moaning breaks the silence
We just need food without violence
While on the corner
The dead's sleepless
We found your weakness
And it's right outside the door
Now Festify

Festify!
Festify!
Festify!
Festify!

The craving, it drives me
Can’t help it, i'm hungry
Your scalping, it calls me
So i can carry on
Yes my slaving, sweating, for brains of which I groan
Now I’m lit on fire
I'm chokin', on the smoke that comes from my bones
The flaming' flesh is rushing
Your skull, I’m crushing
The pipeline, is gushing
While we crawl out from our tombs
While on the corner
The dead is sleepless
We found your weakness
And it's right outside the door
Now Festify!

Festify!
Festify!
Festify!
Festify!

Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get

Now Festify!
Festify!
And we’re right outside your door.
Just Festify!
C’mon now here we go
Festify!
Festify!

[Murska]

However bland it may sound after the above, happy FestFest, Fest.

[absolmorph]

... I can't compete with a song.
So, happy FestFest, Fest. Even though I don't know you.

[Mauve Shirt]

ZOMG! Happy Birthday! :smallbiggrin:

[Haruki-kun]

Happy Birthday, Festy!

Still not calling you Uncle =P.

[Uncle Festy]

Thanks everyone! :smallsmile:


I'm assuming you call your birthday FestFest.

If not, Happy Goddamned FestFest, because I'm gonna call it that.

Whelp, I am now. :smallbiggrin:


Testify[/B] by Rage against the Machine]
Uggh!
That zombie, ran through me
The sickness, subdue me
The craving, ignites me
I'm empty, don’t fight me
Flesh failing, assure me
That shotgun, is hurting
Your posting is so soothing
Zombies rise up we're not losing
I need brains, just witness
I’ll go get them, so bloodless
To feed me, my hunger now
Is craving more flesh then I can eat wow
Yes the walking, is slow paced
We’ll catch you, it’s no race
Only moaning breaks the silence
We just need food without violence
While on the corner
The dead's sleepless
We found your weakness
And it's right outside the door
Now Festify

Festify!
Festify!
Festify!
Festify!

The craving, it drives me
Can’t help it, i'm hungry
Your scalping, it calls me
So i can carry on
Yes my slaving, sweating, for brains of which I groan
Now I’m lit on fire
I'm chokin', on the smoke that comes from my bones
The flaming' flesh is rushing
Your skull, I’m crushing
The pipeline, is gushing
While we crawl out from our tombs
While on the corner
The dead is sleepless
We found your weakness
And it's right outside the door
Now Festify!

Festify!
Festify!
Festify!
Festify!

Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get
Mass brains for the dead, and we need to get
And the we need to get

Now Festify!
Festify!
And we’re right outside your door.
Just Festify!
C’mon now here we go
Festify!
Festify!


EPIC. :smallcool:

[Jokasti]

HAHA FIRST LOL
http://208.109.110.183/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif
In all seriousness, Happy Birthday.
Live long and prosper.

[Mystic Muse]

ZOMBIE! Happy Birthday! :smallbiggrin:

fixed it for you.:smallbiggrin:

[Firestar27]

ZOMGIE! Happy Birthday! :smallbiggrin:

Now it's fixed properly. :smalltongue:

Happy Belated FestFest, Uncle Festy. :smallsmile: