Bizzaro vs. Thog

[6079smithw]

In the spirit of some of the vs. threads that have been popping up, how about a matchup between 'Dangerous but lovably goofy' characters? Superman's Bizzaro (here I'm thinking of the adorable S:TAS edition) against our own beloved Thog.
I'm going to go with Thog. Sure, Bizzaro is hugely powerful, but Thog has that racial +2 to strength. What's more, Thog is way more likely to attack deliberately.

Also, he's got this going:
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7839/axe4bn.gif

[KayJay]

If we're being at all serious, obviously Bizarro would win, but since it's bizarro that mean he LOSES ;D

[6079smithw]

I think the Batman vs Superman thread is enough seriousness (largely my fault, so I can't complain.)

Besides, Bizzare has little-explored vulnerabilites to rocket-skates and sprinkles.

[Rex_Hondo]

Serious? Riiiiiiight...

I see it going something like this. Bizarro and Thog are facing off, getting ready to do battle as only two musclebound dimwits can, throwing out ill-thought challenges.

Nale, on the sidelines, shakes his head and mumbles, "I don't have time for this," and after observing Bizarro's speech patterns, devises a way out, knowing that Thog is about to get splattered.

Just as fists and axe are about to fly, Nale steps in the middle and calls a halt. He proposes that if they will forego the fight, they can all declare Thog the winner and Bizarro the loser. Bizarro flies happily, yet crookedly, away. Thog gets to keep all of his limbs. Nale gets to continue with his nefarious plans.

Everybody wins! ;D

[evileeyore]

Puppies. Boith would stop the fight to save the puppies.

End.

[flacko]

Thog+rage+rocket skates=win do the math people.

[ElfLad]

You fools! Thog is Bizarro! It was a huge cover-up on behalf of the CIA, see, and then back in 1962, the [/paranoid rant]

[TinSoldier]

I don't think that Thog and Bizarro would fight. I think that they would both go to the ice cream store for ice cream with sprinkles.

[Valda, Adlav and Samiam: the Jacked-Up Trinity]

I don't think that Thog and Bizarro would fight. I think that they would both go to the ice cream store for ice cream with sprinkles.

But what happens when they run out of fudge ripple? :o

[LordOfNarf]

But what happens when they run out of fudge ripple? :o

Then Thog Fudges Bizzaro's ripple

[DraxtonSmitz]

But what happens when they run out of fudge ripple? :o

We don't speak of things like that anymore. Not after what happened when... oh god.

When the freezer broke.

[Steward]

We don't speak of things like that anymore. Not after what happened when... oh god.

When the freezer broke.

I can still see the dismembered corpses in my nightmares.

[6079smithw]

I can still see the dismembered corpses in my nightmares.

Really? Because Bizzaro tend to see dismembered corpses Bizzaro's more pleasant dreams.