I hunger!

[Orzel]

I found a list of things that created when I was a little kid of random things I wanted to. Sadly since I was very young when I wrote it, it was written in my horrible young Orzel handwriting. But I could make out 3 things.

1) Take a bath in orange juice.
2) Spot a wolf, coyote, or other large furry non-dog but similar to a dog animal in the wild.
3) Eat three times as many meats as my age.

I did 1 and 2 already.
But 3! I'm 26. That's a lot.
But I'm not quiting on Young Me.

So start naming things that taste, look, smell, or even have the same texture of an edible animal.
Don't get to "icky".

[FoE]

You once took a bath in orange juice?

[Orzel]

See I always wanted to swim in a pool of OJ. But that's way too expensive.

[thubby]

would you count sea creatures as meat?

venison
dog
horse
calamari
squirrel
pheasant
duck
does caviar count as meat? would eggs in general?

[Orzel]

would you count sea creatures as meat?

venison
dog
horse
calamari
squirrel
pheasant
duck
does caviar count as meat? would eggs in general?


Of course. I got 78 things to eat. I'm not being picky. Except for people and maybe horses.

[Weezer]

How about:

moose
quail
rat
guinea pig (i think i heard about them being eaten in some South American country)

EDIT:
adding seafood:

pufferfish (be careful about the prep for this one, can be poisonous)
blue fish
trout
bass
frog
escargo
tuna
salmon
sole
talapia

[Mando Knight]

2) Spot a wolf, coyote, or other large furry non-dog but similar to a dog animal in the wild.

Technically, a dog is a wolf...

[FoE]

Technically, your list doesn't specify a timeframe. So really, you've already met the third and last condition unless you converted to vegetarianism immediately after writing that list.

[Orzel]

Technically, your list doesn't specify a timeframe. So really, you've already met the third and last condition unless you converted to vegetarianism immediately after writing that list.

I tried that but Young Me said to "Stop being smart and eat some ants."
Young Me is a meanie.


I'm gonna reboot on seafood as I almost never question the type of fish I ate and have terrible memory of fish taste anyway.
Now to find walrus.

[Serpentine]

Lets see now... Trying to think of things you might, conceivably, be able to acquire, or at least that I've heard of being eaten.

Mammal
Cow
Sheep (lamb and mutton?)
Goat
Pig
Llama
Alpaca
Kangaroo
Deer
Raindeer
Bear
Moose
Whale
Dolphin
Quoll
Dog

Bird
Chicken (different types? Spatchcock, etc?)
Quail
Pigeon
Duck
Goose
Swan

Reptile/Amphibian
Snake (various species)
Lizard
Frog

Arthropod
Witchetty grub
Water beetle
Honeypot ant
Crab (various species)
Lobster
Yabby
Crayfish
Prawn
Locust
Ant larvae
Squid
Octopus
Cuttlefish
Jellyfish
Edible tarantula
Other spider

Fish
...there are so many different species of fish you can eat, you could probably fill it out here. Anyway, lets see:
Rainbow trout
Ocean trout
Other trout
Salmon
Tuna
Swordfish
Rock cod
Coral cod
Parrotfish
Murray cod
Carp
Puffer fish
Pike
That skinny fish I had that one time that was really tasty.
Barramundi
Shark (various)
Flounder
Leatherjacket
Dolphinfish

[Shas aia Toriia]

Some kind of small shellfish would probably be best. Or find a sack of spider eggs and eat that. Small, but lots of animasls. Disgusting though.

[Dragon queen]

...Aren't Puffer fish poisonous?:smallconfused:

[SMEE]

Am I the only one that thinks that the thread title is a Sinistar reference? :smallredface:

Beware! I live!
Run! Run! Run!
Run, Coward!
Beware, Coward!

Sorry, the geeky inside me took over. >.>

[Drascin]

Am I the only one that thinks that the thread title is a Sinistar reference? :smallredface:


Not even close. I actually wasn't even browsing Friendly Banter - I was heading to Media. But I saw this thread in the "latest post" notice and went "Sinistar references? Let's see what it is!".

I was a bit dissapointed, to be honest :smallredface:. Still, this is a most noble endeavour and I wish youluck, OP. And digestive salts. You're probably going to need those more than the luck :smalltongue:.

[Innis Cabal]

...Aren't Puffer fish poisonous?:smallconfused:

If prepared wrong yes.

[rakkoon]

How about you eat three times the kind of meat of the age you WERE when you wrote the list?

[The Watchman]

Am I the only one that thinks that the thread title is a Sinistar reference? :smallredface:

No.

Actually, I find that it's six thousand times more hilarious if you imagine von Karma (http://www.court-records.net/animation/karma-deskslam.gif) making that noise.

*wanders off going RAAAAWR*

[Winthur]

Actually, I find that it's six thousand times more hilarious if you imagine von Karma (http://www.court-records.net/animation/karma-deskslam.gif) making that noise.

*wanders off going RAAAAWR*

0:57 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j5It-vyDcU) of this video. :smalltongue:

[The Watchman]

0:57 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j5It-vyDcU) of this video. :smalltongue:

Epic win.

That is all.

[dehro]

wild boar
pheasant
snake
turkey,
rabbit
hare
crab
shrimp
prawn
anchovy
sardine
mackrel
herring
duck

[Ashen Lilies]

There are about a billion varieties of edible catfish.

[Castaras]

There are about a billion varieties of edible fish.

Fixed. :smalltongue:

[Leecros]

How about you eat three times the kind of meat of the age you WERE when you wrote the list?

Because, that'd be cheating

[Ashen Lilies]

Fixed. :smalltongue:


I was responding to Serp's surprising lack of catfish of any sort on her extensive fish list, but I consider your fix acceptable. :smalltongue:

@v: Ba-dum tish.

[13_CBS]

3) Eat three times as many meats as my age.


Buy a hotdog sausage from the store, then cook it and eat it.


That's about a 100 different meats right there. (:smalltongue:)

[Lycan 01]

Do different version of the meat count? Beef is cow, yes. But hamburger, steak, briscut, roast, lasagna, spaghetti, tacos, and other foods are all different meals and have different tastes, meat wise.

Hamburger and steak should at least count as two seperate things. :smallconfused:

[ForzaFiori]

Go to Hawaii. They have like... 200 different types of fish.

The coolest being the humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Which, amazingly, is a real fish.

[Orzel]

These ideas are helping.
People eat crocs and gators, right?

Sorry Sinistar fans, If I said Run! Run! Run!, no one would post.

[Mystic Muse]

...Aren't Puffer fish poisonous?:smallconfused:

Only if prepared wrong. However, people do eat it prepared "Right" and they still get poisoned.

[Lycan 01]

These ideas are helping.
People eat crocs and gators, right?

Sorry Sinistar fans, If I said Run! Run! Run!, no one would post.


Yes, its a common and popular meal in Louisiana. I've never had it myself, but my father and brother enjoyed it during our last trip to New Orleans. Apparently, its very much akin to chicken...

Gator, I mean. Crocociles are a protected species in America - yes, there are Crocs in America. My local newspaper once had an article on it, saying that there are about 100 Crocodiles in the Mississippi River and on the coast, and that they're a highly protected species. Whereas you can get Gator permits during the summer when their numbers get too high and they start eating pets. :smalleek:

[monomer]

Okay, here are a few that haven't been mentioned yet. I have a feeling that most are gonna be fish, though:

Mammal:
Elk
Bison

Amphibian:
Turtle

Bird:
Emu
Ostrich

Seafood:
Pickerel
Red Snapper
Goldeye
Basa
Clam
Mussel
Oyster

[RandomNPC]

Okay, here are a few that haven't been mentioned yet. I have a feeling that most are gonna be fish, though:

Mammal:
Elk
Bison

Amphibian:
Turtle

Bird:
Emu
Ostrich

Seafood:
Pickerel
Red Snapper
Goldeye
Basa
Clam
Mussel
Oyster

Ostrich, it took to page 2 to get that said? Seriously, i can get an ostrich burger at the mideval fair and it's not even a big one that I go to.

[Lev]

Am I the only one that thinks that the thread title is a Sinistar reference? :smallredface:

Beware! I live!
Run! Run! Run!
Run, Coward!
Beware, Coward!

Sorry, the geeky inside me took over. >.>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxK3SirReWk

[Orzel]

Here's an update for all that helped me.

From 01/01/10-08/17/10

Land Meat:
Pig
Bovine
Goat
Deer
Sheep
Possum
Rabbit
Bison
Ant

Sky Meat:
Chicken
Duck
Turkey
Pigeon
Goose


Sea Meat:
trout
bass
frog
tuna
salmon
talapia
eel
shrimp
crab
lobster
squid
shark
catfish
cod

[Cealocanth]

Cat
Monkey
Dog
Alligator
Gefilte Fish (If that counts)
Rocky Mountain Oysters

[THAC0]

Porcupine isn't bad. I speak from experience.

You could eat different types of deer... white tail, mule, sitka... they'd all count!

I think moose and caribou have been mentioned already. I had a caribou steak last night, tasty!

Grouse, ptarmigan, quail, chukkar, other upland bird. Yum-yum!

[Cealocanth]

More meats!

Peacock
Rat
Prarie Dog
Snake
Crickets
Cockroaches
Grasshoppers

[FoE]

I find this thread vaguely disturbing.

[Roland St. Jude]

I find this thread vaguely disturbing.

Sheriff of Moddingham: Me, too. Thread necromancy has that effect.