Camp Half-Blood ιηʹ: It's Lolwutcraftian

[Maximum Zersk]

(Gonna use Greek Numerals. Tell me if you can't see them.)

The Greek Gods. The ones of mythos and legend. They still exist. And so do their enemies, the Titans. The ancient, endlessly powerful beings that ruled the world during the Golden Age of Humans. A war has sparked the moment their leader, Kronus, has returned. Gods and Titans; Half-bloods and Monsters. The fight rages on and on, with no visible end. And the darkness of the past is returning, taking it's place, and changing the--

Erm, I'll stop then. Sorry.

Welcome to Camp Half-Blood In The Playground. Basically it's the Camp Half-Blood book series, but with none of the original characters, and a bit of Artistic Licence.

Hence the Lovecraftian Opening.

Here's are some more important threads:

OOC Thread (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150653)

Character Registry (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146734)

And some of the old threads, for Archival Purposes.

IC Threads


Camp Half-Blood I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=145974)
Camp Half-Blood II: (Now with 100% more capture the flag!) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146917)
Camp Half-Blood III: And You Thought Your Family Reunions Were Crazy... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147288)
Camp Half-Blood IV: (Curtain donations appreciated!) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=147686)
Camp Half-Blood V: Rick Riordan cries himself to sleep! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148133)
Camp Half-Blood VI: Any more love triangle participants will be shot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148699)
Camp Half-Blood VII: Even Star Wars hasn't made it this far! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149345)
Camp Half-Blood VIII: And we still use roman numerals! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=149967)
Camp Half-Blood IX: Mike Finally Snapped (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150476)
Camp Half-Blood X: To curtain or not to curtain (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151075)
Camp Half-Blood XI: Maturity is for suckers (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=151760)
Camp Half-Blood XII: Immortality FTW! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152253)
Camp Half-Blood XIII: Want a cookie? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=152662)
Camp Half-Blood XIV: *sniff* The thread grows up so fast! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153043)
Camp Half-Blood XV: What, 15 Threads Already? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153604)
Camp Half-Blood XVI: (Insert Witty Phrase Here) (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154197)
Camp Half-Blood XVII: THIS! IS! CAMP-HALF BLOOD!!!!! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150653)


(Also, slow down a bit when posting. And no "Bob is around" posts. That just uses up the Thread way too fast.)

[icastflare!]

Woo hoo, my title is used!

my people are place.

[Woodsman]

Peter is with Alice, probably sleeping.

Dexter is looking for Tia.

Melissa is in Artemis cabin with Mr. Bunny.

Darren is looking for (his) Emma.

Amanda is looking for Tony.

Silena is healing in the infirmary with Arkon.

Repost from the old thread.

[CrimsonAngel]

The note Jasmine got?

Peter is with Alice, probably sleeping.

Dexter is looking for Tia.

Melissa is in Artemis cabin with Mr. Bunny.

Darren is looking for (his) Emma.

Amanda is looking for Tony.

Silena is healing in the infirmary with Arkon.

... He posted bvdk was at his house.

[Woodsman]

... He posted bvdk was at his house.

My characters are place, then.

[Zexion]

Tia is sunbathing.

[Zexion]

Tia is sunbathing.
Woodsman? You said Dexter was looking for her. :smallconfused:

[Woodsman]

Woodsman? You said Dexter was looking for her. :smallconfused:

(Sorry, had to do something.)

Dexter finds Tia and is relieved. He does need a shower, though, as he hasn't stopped looking for her since the battle ended.

[Zexion]

(Sorry, had to do something.)

Dexter finds Tia and is relieved. He does need a shower, though, as he hasn't stopped looking for her since the battle ended.
Tia smiles at him. What's up?

[Woodsman]

Tia smiles at him. What's up?

"I'm glad you're OK. I'd hug you, but I need a shower irst," he grins.

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron is washing dried blood out of his hair. His mechanical arm has yet to be fixed since it was ripped in half.

Jasmine is asleep in her cabin.

Mark is staring at the ceiling.

[Zexion]

"I'm glad you're OK. I'd hug you, but I need a shower irst," he grins.
Tia smiles slightly. Yes, I noticed that, she jokes.

[Woodsman]

Tia smiles slightly. Yes, I noticed that, she jokes.

"Well, I'm going to go take a shower now that I know you're OK," he grins, winking and turning to leave.

[Zexion]

"Well, I'm going to go take a shower now that I know you're OK," he grins, winking and turning to leave.
Tia nods, and follows him. :smalleek::smallbiggrin:

[Woodsman]

Tia nods, and follows him. :smalleek::smallbiggrin:

Called it!

Dexter doesn't know she followed, undresses when he gets there, and steps into a private cubicle as far from the others as possible. For no reason. :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:

[Zexion]

Called it!

Dexter doesn't know she followed, undresses when he gets there, and steps into a private cubicle as far from the others as possible. For no reason. :smallbiggrin::smalltongue:
Tia steps into his cubicle with him, and taps him on the shoulder smiling slightly.

She's still in her clothes, btw.

[Woodsman]

Tia steps into his cubicle with him, and taps him on the shoulder smiling slightly.

She's still in her clothes, btw.

Dexter turns around, genuinely surprised. His eyebrows rise in surprise, but he grins widely. "Gods, I don't deserve you," he chuckles.

[Zexion]

Dexter turns around, genuinely surprised. His eyebrows rise in surprise, but he grins widely. "Gods, I don't deserve you," he chuckles.
Tia just grins in response.

[waterpenguin43]

((I am now back.))

[Woodsman]

Tia just grins in response.

We all know what happens next.

Dexter kills himself Tia drops the soap

[Zexion]

We all know what happens next.

Dexter kills himself Tia drops the soap
Yes, we do. :smallbiggrin:


Jeparo is still with Nereus. What's he saying?

[waterpenguin43]

Repost from the old thread.

Tony is in the Pankration area. Nobody else is there, though.


Jeparo is still with Nereus. What's he saying?
Goodbye, Jeparo.

((Also, bvdk is now at a... was it Tom Petty? Concert.))

[Zexion]

Goodbye, Jeparo.
Goodbye, Nereus.

Jeparo looks around for the hippocampi. If it is gone, he kneels and prays to Poseidon to send it back.

[waterpenguin43]

Goodbye, Nereus.

Jeparo looks around for the hippocampi. If it is gone, he kneels and prays to Poseidon to send it back.

It is gone and Poseidon doesn't answer.

[Zexion]

It is gone and Poseidon doesn't answer.
Poseidon? I'm- I'm sorry about Bryn. It was my fault. If I had fought of the serpents...

[Woodsman]

(Tia)
Posy you-know-what
"Well, I think I'm definitely cleaner now," Dexter chuckles, still visibly... excited.

(Tony)
Amanda walks up to him. "You OK?"

[Zexion]

(Tia)
Posy you-know-what
"Well, I think I'm definitely cleaner now," Dexter chuckles, still visibly... excited.
Tia laughs. Probably, she teases, kissing him quickly.

[waterpenguin43]

Poseidon? I'm- I'm sorry about Bryn. It was my fault. If I had fought of the serpents...

Please... leave me alone...


(Tony)
Amanda walks up to him. "You OK?"
Sort of... I have a bad feeling. You know how I can sense death?

[Zexion]

Please... leave me alone...
Jeparo nods, and breaks the connection.
I still think if I just asked Hades... he murmurs.

[Woodsman]

(Tia)
Dexter kisses back and turns it to passionate making out.

(Tony)
"Yeah, why?"

[CrimsonAngel]

Aaron is washing dried blood out of his hair. His mechanical arm has yet to be fixed since it was ripped in half.

Jasmine is asleep in her cabin.

Mark is staring at the ceiling.

More of this. Aaron was able to hear Dexter and Tia.

[Zexion]

More of this. Aaron was able to hear Dexter and Tia.
Iio is open for RP, if one of your characters want to talk to him.

Tia kisses back.

[waterpenguin43]

(Tony)
"Yeah, why?"

Well, ever since Hera died the whole camp is crawling with the aura of death.


More of this. Aaron was able to hear Dexter and Tia.

(Mark)
Another Aphrodite boy walks up. Why are you staring at the ceiling?)

[Zexion]

Jeparo goes to a Greek restaurant, and orders some food. Then he "accidentally" scrapes it into the fire, muttering a prayer to Hestia under his breath as he does so.
Hestia, please bring me back to Camp. Amen.

[CrimsonAngel]

Because I have nothing better to do.

[waterpenguin43]

Jeparo goes to a Greek restaurant, and orders some food. Then he "accidentally" scrapes it into the fire, muttering a prayer to Hestia under his breath as he does so.
Hestia, please bring me back to Camp. Amen.

Okay, but wait a moment...


Because I have nothing better to do.

Are you sure? Shouldn't you be training for Pankration or something? If you win, who do you want to bless you? he says nosily.

[Woodsman]

Well, ever since Hera died the whole camp is crawling with the aura of death.

"Maybe the death of a god or goddess messes with your powers?"

(Tia)
Dexter goes for round two.

[CrimsonAngel]

I probably should. I don't know who'd I want to get blessed by.

[Zexion]

(Tia)
Dexter goes for round two.
Tia goes for it. :smallbiggrin:

And Jeparo waits.

[waterpenguin43]

"Maybe the death of a god or goddess messes with your powers?"

I thought that too, then I saw this, he says, taking out his iphone. It has a news article on it. Take a look at this.


And Jeparo waits.

A warm feeling rushes through Jeparo, and he starts to feel warm and gooey. Like he's melting, in a good way-.

[CrimsonAngel]

Keep it down in there.

[waterpenguin43]

I probably should. I don't know who'd I want to get blessed by.

Do you want my help with either?

[Zexion]

A warm feeling rushes through Jeparo, and he starts to feel warm and gooey. Like he's melting, in a good way-.
Jeparo moans waits.

[waterpenguin43]

Jeparo moans waits.

His vision blurs, and he finds himself at camp.

[Woodsman]

I thought that too, then I saw this, he says, taking out his iphone. It has a news article on it. Take a look at this.

She reads it. What's it say?
(Also, my last PM?)

(Tia)
"OK, if we wanna keep going, let's get outta the showers and go somewhere more private," Dexter says through mouthfuls of Tia.

[Zexion]

(Tia)
"OK, if we wanna keep going, let's get outta the showers and go somewhere more private," Dexter says through mouthfuls of Tia.
Tia nods, and puts her clothes back on.

Jeparo looks around, and runs to the Big House. His expression says it all.

[CrimsonAngel]

Do you want my help with either?

Who would you get blessed by?

[waterpenguin43]

She reads it. What's it say?
(Also, my last PM?)

It boils down into this:
"Shockingly, EVERY SINGLE birth yesterday ended up in horrible miscarriages. Many mothers died as well. Some scientists blame radioactivity for this..."

(Mark)
Probably Apollo. That would make me the hottest guy in camp, he laughs.

[Woodsman]

Tia nods, and puts her clothes back on.

Dexter dries off, gets dressed, and tries to lead Tia to her cabin.

Edit:
Amanda gasps in horror. "That's terrible!"

(Artemis is a goddess of childbirth too, y'know)

[Zexion]

Dexter dries off, gets dressed, and tries to lead Tia to her cabin.
Tia follows. As soon as they reach the cabin, Tia is... overenthusiastic. :smalleek:

[CrimsonAngel]

Good idea. Are you any good at fighting?

[Zexion]

Jeparo looks around, and runs to the Big House. His expression says it all.
This happened.

[Woodsman]

Tia follows. As soon as they reach the cabin, Tia is... overenthusiastic. :smalleek:

After that.

"What's gotten into you today?" Dexter asks, curious but not complaining.

[Zexion]

"What's gotten into you today?" Dexter asks, curious but not complaining.
Tia shrugs, smiling slightly. I notice that you're not complaining, she points out, grinning.

[waterpenguin43]

Amanda gasps in horror. "That's terrible!"

(Artemis is a goddess of childbirth too, y'know)

((But Hera's better. Artemis has too many portfolios!))

It is. But I have an idea. I looked into what happen when a god dies. They don't. They wind up in Elysium or Tartarus. As Kronos killed her, but the Olympians still rule, I bet part of her landed in Tartarus but part of her wound up in Elysium. We have to get her back from Hades, and I have the perfect help for that. My father.

(Jeparo)
He finds in empty minus the hole in the wall, strewn objects and note.

[Zexion]

(Jeparo)
He finds in empty minus the hole in the wall, strewn objects and note.
Jeparo stares at the hole in the wall, raises his eyes to the heavens, and asks Why?

[waterpenguin43]

Good idea. Are you any good at fighting?

I'm okay. Want to practice?

[Woodsman]

(Tia)
"Why should I?" Dexter responds, kissing her deeply.

(Amanda)
"I want to help. My dad is Titan of mortal life, so this affects me too."

[CrimsonAngel]

I'm okay. Want to practice?

Yeah sure! Mark tackles him.

[Zexion]

(Tia)
"Why should I?" Dexter responds, kissing her deeply.
Because I'm just too energetic for you, she retorts, pulling away and sticking out her tongue.

[Woodsman]

Because I'm just too energetic for you, she retorts, pulling away and sticking out her tongue.

Dexter raises an eyebrow and grins. "Is that a challenge, Kitten? If so, it is most definitely on."

[Zexion]

Dexter raises an eyebrow and grins. "Is that a challenge, Kitten? If so, it is most definitely on."
She rolls her eyes at that. Good luck, she teases. You'll need it.

[waterpenguin43]

(Amanda)
"I want to help. My dad is Titan of mortal life, so this affects me too."

Cool.

(Mark)
He is tackled in his moment of surprise.

[Woodsman]

She rolls her eyes at that. Good luck, she teases. You'll need it.

"Oh, I will, will I?" he responds. "We'll see about that."

Round four!
Followed by five!

[Zexion]

"Oh, I will, will I?" he responds pack. "We'll see about that."

Round four!
Followed by five!
Tia's slightly out of breath, but still good.
You're better than I remember, she says. Not as good as me, obviously, but still good.

[CrimsonAngel]

Mark pulls his (own) pants and shirt off and punches him in the gut.

[Woodsman]

Tia's slightly out of breath, but still good.
You're better than I remember, she says. Not as good as me, obviously, but still good.

Dexter's more winded, but he's still kicking. He's gotten a lot of practice recently. He's also lost pretty much all his pudge and gained a decent amount of muscle (since they first met, at least).

"Glad to hear it," he grins, and heads into round six.

[Zexion]

Dexter's more winded, but he's still kicking. He's gotten a lot of practice recently. He's also lost pretty much all his pudge and gained a decent amount of muscle (since they first met, at least).

"Glad to hear it," he grins, and heads into round six.
Tia is all for it. :smallbiggrin:

[IcemanJRC]

My characters are participating in patrols, or rehabilitation.

[Woodsman]

Tia is all for it. :smallbiggrin:

How many rounds can she go?

Dexter goes for seven.

[Zexion]

How many rounds can she go?

Dexter goes for seven.
Three longer than he can. :smallbiggrin:

[Woodsman]

Three longer than he can. :smallbiggrin:

Oh, fine. He'll match her someday, though.

Dexter can't go any more. "OK, OK, I surrender. You win this round, Kitten," he pants, wiped out.

[Zexion]

Oh, fine. He'll match her someday, though.

Dexter can't go any more. "OK, OK, I surrender. You win this round, Kitten," he pants, wiped out.
Tia grins.
No, please? One more time?
She does the puppy-dog look.

[waterpenguin43]

Mark pulls his (own) pants and shirt off and punches him in the gut.

He in punched, then grabs Mark's hands and clenches onto them.

[CrimsonAngel]

Yowch! Mark kicks his chest.

[waterpenguin43]

Yowch! Mark kicks his chest.

He grunts in pain as he is kicked in the chest, but then uses Mark's hands to throw Mark off of him. If he succeeds, he then removes his shirt and pants hastily.

[CrimsonAngel]

Mark's underwear snag on something, and when he stands up they tear off. My bad. Mark fakes looking for something to cover himself and tackles him.

[Zexion]

Jeparo is sitting around until he can go to the underworld.

Iio is also sitting around, open for RP.

[waterpenguin43]

Mark's underwear snag on something, and when he stands up they tear off. My bad. Mark fakes looking for something to cover himself and tackles him.

He tried to tackle Mark as Mark feints him and his underwear get torn off too.
((Prepare for akward moment.))

EDIT:
DEADTIME

[bvdk99]

((Tom Petty was awesome!!))

Jared awkwardly sees Mark and the Aphrodite guy rolling on the ground naked, and walks away slowly.

[Creed]

Attention everyone: My internet is down and I will be posting very infrequently for about a week tops. Right now I am using a friend's internet. This is what my characters will be doing while I am gone.

Morgan will be training and hanging out around Camp.

After Jason shadow-walked on the beach while fighting Janus, he passed out. Now he is likey in the hands of the titans, WP.

Arkon is doing musical things and hanging around camp.


Apologize for absence, be back soon.

-Creed

[Akashi]

Tater is looking for someone with pockets. Andy is around. I am thinking of scraping LaToya because no one is really excited about her, she's a rip off of catwoman, and because I have better ideas. Is there any specific place I should look for a complete list of Greek divine beings and their portfolios?

[icastflare!]

Matt is relaxing after that last attack.

Adam is looking for jasmine.

Crystal is hiding from all the commotion.

Mick is very pleasant knowing hera just got killed.

Lars is asleep.


Tater is looking for someone with pockets. Andy is around. I am thinking of scraping LaToya because no one is really excited about her, she's a rip off of catwoman, and because I have better ideas. Is there any specific place I should look for a complete list of Greek divine beings and their portfolios?

wikipedia works. Just make sure you get it approved.

[Akashi]

Matt is relaxing after that last attack.

Adam is looking for jasmine.

Crystal is hiding from all the commotion.

Mick is very pleasant knowing hera just got killed.

Lars is asleep.



wikipedia works. Just make sure you get it approved.

thanks. Matt has pockets? Cause Tater may just find her way into one of them if you want. Or anyone else's.

[icastflare!]

Matt finds tater in one of his pockets. He seems caught off guard and says Who are you, and if I may ask, are my pockets comfy?

[Akashi]

Is there anything in Matt's pocket?

Name's Tater Foo! Yeah yo pocket is comfy! Why else would Tater be in it foo?!?!

[icastflare!]

There is some arrows, a dagger, and an mp3 player. Good to know my pocket has mad a ferret happy.

[Akashi]

There is some arrows, a dagger, and an mp3 player. Good to know my pocket has mad a ferret happy.

No...not anymore there's not. The ferret son of Hermes is in there. The pocket now only contains Tater.

I'm the son of Hermes foo! I'm a Demi-Ferret Mohawk!!! You want a hair cut foo?!?

[icastflare!]

No, I enjoy my haircut. he sighs. Would you please get out? I need to get some arrows. I am going to the archery range.

[Akashi]

Tater scampers on top of Matt's head, and settles into the lotus position.

In Soviet Russia. Ferret pets you!

And then she proceeds to pet Matt's head.

[icastflare!]

Matt is amused at this. He begins to act like a 5 year old. He loves pets.

[Akashi]

Tater continues to pet Matt's head and then points towards the archery range.

Let's get goin foo! Tater ain't got all day for this nonsense!

[icastflare!]

matt heads toward the archery range. He is still acting like a 5 year old.

[Akashi]

Tater pulls a pendant carved from willow wood in the shape of a ferret from one of her pouches.

Put this on foo! It's how I claim my humans! You now are Tater's first official human!

[icastflare!]

Tater pulls a pendant carved from willow wood in the shape of a ferret from one of her pouches.

Put this on foo! It's how I claim my humans! You now are Tater's first official human!

What do you mean "claimed?" matt looks concerned.

[Akashi]

What do you mean "claimed?" matt looks concerned.

I mean claimed foo! Like no other ferret can claim you now! You're my human pet! Cause in Soviet Camp Half-Blood, animals pet you!

[icastflare!]

Does this apply only to ferrets? Because I have a girlfriend. matt says.

[Akashi]

Does this apply only to ferrets? Because I have a girlfriend. matt says.

What do i care about human girls foo?!? It ain't like I'm gonna try to get freaky with a human! Claiming don't work like that foo! You just have to be a good pet foo! Then you get treats and you get petted foo!

[waterpenguin43]

((I hath returned.))

[icastflare!]

Sounds okay to me. He goes to shake Taters hand, partly because he likes their little paws.


Adam is looking for jasmine.

Crystal is hiding from all the commotion.

Mick is very pleasant knowing hera just got killed.

Lars is asleep.

[Akashi]

Tater shakes paw to hand with him and puts the pendant on him.

Now lets go have some fun foo! Off to the Archery range. But no arrows! Cause in Soviet Camp Half-Blood, bow fires you! And in this case, that means me!

Tater is only a little bit psychotic...I think...

[waterpenguin43]

Mick is very pleasant knowing hera just got killed.

A group of birds walks by:
A fairy penguin, a kiwi, an emue and two birds you've never heard of head off to the spot where Hera died.
The fairy penguin speaks: Poor mistress.

[icastflare!]

Tater shakes paw to hand with him and puts the pendant on him.

Now lets go have some fun foo! Off to the Archery range. But no arrows! Cause in Soviet Camp Half-Blood, bow fires you! And in this case, that means me!

Tater is only a little bit psychotic...I think...

Matt shrugs and fires tater through his bow. is that even possible?:smallconfused:

Mick looks at them and says You mean hera?

[bvdk99]

Jacob is in the infirmary, treating patients.

Daisy is reading her book on botany in the sun.

Jared is around.

Steve is sparring.

PhAlice is Quinn in disguise sleeping.

Emma is showering.

[Akashi]

Matt shrugs and fires tater through his bow. is that even possible?:smallconfused:

Mick looks at them and says You mean hera?

tater quickly discovers that no. It is not. And it is also a very painful lesson. Have you ever hit yourself in the arm with the bowstring when you fire a bow? Think of that feeling at Tater's size. Yeah. Everyone's favorite Ferret needs a vet now.

AGH!!! That was a bad idea! What a foo I have been! Take me to the vet first human! I am in need of his services!

[icastflare!]

Matt takes the ferret to the infirmary.

[Zexion]

Anything happening to my characters? Maybe an NPC can talk with Iio?

[Akashi]

Anything happening to my characters? Maybe an NPC can talk with Iio?

Or Iio could meet Andy...if you want.

Tater is taken to the infirmary. Do any PC's in the infirmary want to take care of the Ferret? Or shall she be handed off to a NPC?

[waterpenguin43]

Mick looks at them and says You mean hera?

Yes... she passed away bravely, fighting her father.

(Daisy)
Tony approaches her. You're a daughter of Persephone, right?

[bvdk99]

Or Iio could meet Andy...if you want.

Tater is taken to the infirmary. Do any PC's in the infirmary want to take care of the Ferret? Or shall she be handed off to a NPC?

((My character, Jacob, son of Apollo, is head medic at camp.))

He sees Tater and looks quizzical for a moment. He then turns to his daughter/son of Apollo assistant and says, Find me Lauren. Quick.

Edit: Daisy looks up. Yes, I am. Why do you ask?

[Zexion]

Or Iio could meet Andy...if you want.
Alright. Or WP could make a Hades NPC, hint hint, WP.

[icastflare!]

Mick looks a little angry. So she is finally dead? Thank the gods that b(usiness lady) is gone!

[bvdk99]

Alright. Or WP could make a Hades NPC, hint hint, WP.

I don't mean to speak for him, but WP has enough on his plate. Why don't you just make him encounter Andy?

[Zexion]

I don't mean to speak for him, but WP has enough on his plate. Why don't you just make him encounter Andy?
I'm just repeating it in case he didn't see it. :smallannoyed:

[Akashi]

Andy is wherever it is convenient for Iio to meet him.

Tater is groaning in pain. But it sounds more like growling in suppressed rage. Sorta like...

Foo! Foo! Foo! Foo!

[Zexion]

Andy is wherever it is convenient for Iio to meet him.
Iio is running around the forest, playing "tag" with a bunch of skeleton warriors. He runs past Andy.

[Viera Champion]

This is going to be fun.:smallamused: Fun in an evil way...

Thera is looking for Matt, totally unaware of everything that's happened in the last like forever due to her players total neglect to play her. And when I say everything I basically just mean the fact that Julie currently has all the power in the original first ever camp half blood love triangle.

She smiles as she searches for him.



Oh and I suppose Ivan is around somewhere not having any fun plots to be in.

[icastflare!]

Matt is probably with Julie.

[Viera Champion]

And Thera will probably find them, where is up to you.

[icastflare!]

She finds him in the forest.

[waterpenguin43]

((Sorry, I'd just left for nachos.))


Mick looks a little angry. So she is finally dead? Thank the gods that b(usiness lady) is gone!

The five birds face him, looking livid. EXCUSE ME!?

(Daisy)
I know this is a big favor, but can you help me and this other girl? We're going to the Underworld to ask Hades to give us Hera back.

(Matt)
He is.
Julie kisses him.
When Thera arrives, she says: I'm sorry I overreacted when Sophia seduced you.

[Viera Champion]

Thera finds them in the woods. Her smile twitches as she sees Julie but it stays strong.
H-hi Matt.
She waves nervously.
Never mind then.

She then hears Julie's words.
What?!
Good thing she missed the kiss.

[icastflare!]

As soon as he realizes thera is there and julie just said what she just said, his eyes grow wide. The ackward love triangle returns!

Mick looks at the birds. You heard what I said. I called hera a b(lanket)

[Zexion]

So, Akashi just went offline, so Iio is open for RP again. Now, he's sitting on a bench looking at a picture book. :smallbiggrin:

[waterpenguin43]

Thera finds them in the woods. Her smile twitches as she sees Julie but it stays strong.
H-hi Matt.
She waves nervously.
Never mind then.

She then hears Julie's words.
What?!
Good thing she missed the kiss.

T-thera!? I-i-uh-eh-Sophia seduced Matt. And -heh- we're a couple now, she says. Then she braces herself for being yelled at.

[waterpenguin43]

Mick looks at the birds. You heard what I said. I called hera a b(lanket)

One of the mystic birds -It's rainbow colored and 5 feet tall- screeches.
Then you are a terrible person who deserves to rot in Tartarus.

[icastflare!]

then I will rot away my feathered friend! he says angrily and grabs his sword But your going first! he attempts to cut the birds head off.

[Viera Champion]

She did what?! I swear!...
Wait...
What are you two doing out here?
She glares at Julie suspiciously completely forgetting about Sophia.

(Nevermind. I'm saving the murder murder stab stab for Sophia. Just über hurt and sadness for now.)

Stop ninjaing me WP. I'm too lazy to even edit in the changes for your post. But I'm not too lazy to type this.:smalltongue:

[waterpenguin43]

then I will rot away my feathered friend! he says angrily and grabs his sword But your going first! he attempts to cut the birds head off.

A woman who gives off a serene aura appears between them both. Stop it!

(Thera)
We're a couple now...

[bvdk99]

((Sorry, I'd just left for nachos.))



The five birds face him, looking livid. EXCUSE ME!?

(Daisy)
I know this is a big favor, but can you help me and this other girl? We're going to the Underworld to ask Hades to give us Hera back.

(Matt)
He is.
Julie kisses him.
When Thera arrives, she says: I'm sorry I overreacted when Sophia seduced you.

Er... sure? Daisy replies.

[icastflare!]

We were doing nothing! he says defensivly. Its up to wp what Julie's intentions were.

Who are you! he says to the lady. He seems to have calmed down.

[waterpenguin43]

Er... sure? Daisy replies.

Thanks. Thank you, SOOOO much! See, we need a child of Persephone or Hades to help us convince Hades.


Who are you! he says to the lady. He seems to have calmed down.

I'm Thetis. This penguin is my and Hera's assistant, and he's here to pay his respects. I must apologize; he gets touchy when his mistresses are insluted.

[Viera Champion]

Thera gasps as though someone just hit her in the stomach, HARD.
Y-y-you're what?...

[bvdk99]

Thanks. Thank you, SOOOO much! See, we need a child of Persephone or Hades to help us convince Hades.



I'm Thetis. This penguin is my and Hera's assistant, and he's here to pay his respects. I must apologize; he gets touchy when his mistresses are insluted.

Okay. When do we leave?

[waterpenguin43]

Thera gasps as though someone just hit her in the stomach, HARD.
Y-y-you're what?...

We're in a relationship! We haven't had sex yet, though! she says, trying in vain to soften the blow.


Okay. When do we leave?

Whenever you and Amanda are ready.

((As in, when Woodsman gets on.))

[icastflare!]

Well erm, we are a couple. He remembers the feelings he felt for thera and he is back to feeling torn.

Well good to meet you thetis. Mick puts his sword away. May I ask what you are doing at camp? he has been calmed down greatly.

[waterpenguin43]

Well good to meet you thetis. Mick puts his sword away. May I ask what you are doing at camp? he has been calmeddown greatly.

I'm paying my respects to Hera too. As much as you hate her, she stiffles a small laugh she deserves to be honored.

[Viera Champion]

You... NO!
She tears at her hair before she runs off sobbing.

[Akashi]

Tater pats Matt on the head.

Which one do you like more foo?!?!

Andy is place.

[waterpenguin43]

You... NO!
She tears at her hair before she runs off sobbing.

Julie decides it's best to not try and consult her.

[icastflare!]

Gods d(arn tooten) it. he feels like an a(pple). Matt looks at tater and says. Please go away.

Mick looks at thetis. Well considering she turned me into a peacock and a pregnant girl, I find some joy in her death.

[waterpenguin43]

Mick looks at thetis. Well considering she turned me into a peacock and a pregnant girl, I find some joy in her death.

Thetis giggles. She can't resist.


Tater pats Matt on the head.

Which one do you like more foo?!?!

Julie gives Tater a "please go away" look.

[Akashi]

Gods d(arn tooten) it. he feels like an a(pple). Matt looks at tater and says. Please go away.

Mick looks at thetis. Well considering she turned me into a peacock and a pregnant girl, I find some joy in her death.

Fine Foo! The crying one needs cute furry critters more now anyways!

Tater chucks a mohawk grenade at Julie, and drops one on Matt and scampers after Thera. (MhGs only give the person a Mr. T. mohawk by the way.)

[icastflare!]

Matt tries to keep the one from hitting julie. I am starting to hate these mohawks.

[waterpenguin43]

Fine Foo! The crying one needs cute furry critters more now anyways!

Tater chucks a mohawk grenade at Julie, and drops one on Matt and scampers after Thera. (MhGs only give the person a Mr. T. mohawk by the way.)

Julie dodges it, and it lands on the grass. It gives the grass a Mr. T mohawk. :smallsmile:

[Zexion]

Jeparo is around.
Tia is around.
Iio is around.

[icastflare!]

Julie dodges it, and it lands on the grass. It gives the grass a Mr. T mohawk. :smallsmile:

matt barely dodges it and sighs. Havent seen thera in awhile. he says

[waterpenguin43]

matt barely dodges it and sighs. Havent seen thera in awhile. he says

Not to be insensitive, but we're still together, right?

[Akashi]

Jeparo is around.
Tia is around.
Iio is around.

Andy is place.

Tater is chasing Thera.

[icastflare!]

Not to be insensitive, but we're still together, right?

Ya. he says. he looks up,reachs into his pocket and says. That ferret stole my mp3 player!

[Akashi]

Ya. he says. he looks up,reachs into his pocket and says. That ferret stole my mp3 player!

And your heart.

[waterpenguin43]

Ya. he says. he looks up,reachs into his pocket and says. That ferret stole my mp3 player!

What!? Now I'm even more pissed at him!

[Zexion]

Is ANYTHING going to happen to my characters in this lifetime?

[waterpenguin43]

Is ANYTHING going to happen to my characters in this lifetime?

((Jeparo COULD go to the Underworld. Just a thought.))

[icastflare!]

What!? Now I'm even more pissed at him!

Matt just sighs. This has been a Bad day.

(( WP, since persephone was freed, what about the other goddesses? ))

[Akashi]

Is ANYTHING going to happen to my characters in this lifetime?

umm...Andy is around...if Iio wants to run into him.

[Zexion]

((Jeparo COULD go to the Underworld. Just a thought.))
I thought that wasn't for three days?

Jeparo goes to the forges and looks at a blank piece of paper miserably.

[waterpenguin43]

Matt just sighs. This has been a Bad day.

(( WP, since persephone was freed, what about the other goddesses? ))

((They don't know yet. Aphrodite isn't free yet, though.))


I thought that wasn't for three days?

((He can leave now, though.))

[Zexion]

((He can leave now, though.))
Jeparo slowly stands up and walks out of the forges, heading for the border, a small pack slung over his shoulder.

[icastflare!]

Matt goes back to his cabin to try to see how this triangle is gonna end.

[Akashi]

Andy goes looking for RP since no one wants to talk to him. Tater is looking for pockets and new humans to enslave claim.

[waterpenguin43]

Matt goes back to his cabin to try to see how this triangle is gonna end.

Matt finds his sword stolen.
((It'll get worse.))

[Viera Champion]

Thera runs into the Athena cabin and sobs on her bed.

[icastflare!]

MAtt gets angry and asks around the cabin. okay, who stole my sword?

[waterpenguin43]

MAtt gets angry and asks around the cabin. okay, who stole my sword?

Everyone around denies it.

[icastflare!]

MAtt sighs and goes on a quest to find it. First stop: Ares cabin. He figures these guys would like a sword and probably dont think too kindly off him.

[waterpenguin43]

Thera runs into the Athena cabin and sobs on her bed.

What's wrong, Thera? asks one boy.

(Matt)
An Ares girl opens the door. What is it?

[Akashi]

Thera runs into the Athena cabin and sobs on her bed.

Does Tater find her there then? She was trying to catch her.

[bvdk99]

My characters are looking for something to do. WP?

[icastflare!]

Have you seen my sword. Some of your brothers think i am a piece of s(alamander). he says

[waterpenguin43]

My characters are looking for something to do. WP?

-Daisy prepares, I'd guess.
-Steve hears Matt come up to the door.

[Akashi]

My characters are looking for something to do. WP?

One meets Andy? Please? No one wants to talk to him...

[waterpenguin43]

Have you seen my sword. Some of your brothers think i am a piece of s(alamander). he says

I haven't. You'll have to ask them indivdually, though.

((@Akashi: That is what I'd suggest.))

[icastflare!]

MAtt heads in the cabin and asks around. He thinks he is in the lions den of sorts.

[bvdk99]

One meets Andy? Please? No one wants to talk to him...

Sure. Steve walks up to him. Hey. You new here?

[Viera Champion]

Thera looks up at the boy.
Matt...
Is all she gets out before she starts crying again.

[waterpenguin43]

MAtt heads in the cabin and asks around. He thinks he is in the lions den of sorts.

They all deny it in various levels of rudeness, ranging from politely to hatefully.


Thera looks up at the boy.
Matt...
Is all she gets out before she starts crying again.

The boy looks like he understands and slowly walks away.

[Akashi]

Thera looks up at the boy.
Matt...
Is all she gets out before she starts crying again.

So...Tater...?

Andy nods and offers a hand to shake.

My name is Andy. I am one of the Last Children of Troy.

[Zexion]

Iio walks to the Hades cabin, obviously bored.
Anyone want to play with me? he asks the inhabitants of the cabin.

[icastflare!]

MAtt gets out of there is fast as he can and continues the search.

[waterpenguin43]

Iio walks to the Hades cabin, obviously bored.
Anyone want to play with me? he asks the inhabitants of the cabin.

((There isn't a Hades cabin. Also, there is a very small amount of Hades children and transvestites (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKyj35ew0E&feature=related).))


MAtt gets out of there is fast as he can and continues the search.

((Where now?))

[Akashi]

Also, there is a very small amount of transvestites))


Are you sure?

[icastflare!]

He goes to see if he dropped it in the woods.

[bvdk99]

So...Tater...?

Andy nods and offers a hand to shake.

My name is Andy. I am one of the Last Children of Troy.

Great, but you didn't answer my question.

[waterpenguin43]

Are you sure?

((Well, not in my mind, but not IC.))

(Matt)
He can't find it there.

[icastflare!]

matt is getting angry. He sneaks around athena cabin to see if he can see it. Thera might see him.

[Akashi]

Great, but you didn't answer my question.

My deepest apologizes. Yes. i am new to camp.

(I think i just spelled that wrong...oh well. also, could i get some feedback on my new character. I edited out LaToya since I wont be playing her and changed her to my new character.)

[waterpenguin43]

matt is getting angry. He sneaks around athena cabin to see if he can see it. Thera might see him.

He doesn't find it there.

[icastflare!]

He looks to see how thera is doing.

[Viera Champion]

She sees him walk and throws a nearby vase at him, still crying.

[icastflare!]

Matt gets hit in the head with a vase and decides to check the all the other cabins.

[Zexion]

((There isn't a Hades cabin. Also, there is a very small amount of Hades children and transvestites (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKyj35ew0E&feature=related).))
Oh. Well, who are the other Hades children?

[bvdk99]

My deepest apologizes. Yes. i am new to camp.

(I think i just spelled that wrong...oh well. also, could i get some feedback on my new character. I edited out LaToya since I wont be playing her and changed her to my new character.)

He raises an eyebrow an eyebrow at the "deepest apologies" part, waves, and walks away.

[waterpenguin43]

Oh. Well, who are the other Hades children?

((There are a few... I'd say about 3.))


Matt gets hit in the head with a vase and decides to check the all the other cabins.

((Which first?))

[Akashi]

He raises an eyebrow an eyebrow at the "deepest apologies" part, waves, and walks away.

Andy looks for RP...again....

Tater looks for pockets.

[icastflare!]

((There are a few... I'd say about 3.))



((Which first?))

Aphrodite cabin first. He thinks some of them might support sophia or hate julie.

[waterpenguin43]

Aphrodite cabin first. He thinks some of them might support sophia or hate julie.

They all deny it too.

[Zexion]

((There are a few... I'd say about 3.))
Tell me about them. :smallbiggrin:

[icastflare!]

He then visits the cabins in this order. Hermes, Hephastus, Hera, Artemis,Zues,Poseidan,and Dionysues.

[Akashi]

Would anyone care to RP with either tater or Andy? Also someone walks out of the lake. They look Irish.

[waterpenguin43]

He then visits the cabins in this order. Hermes, Hephastus, Hera, Artemis,Zues,Poseidan,and Dionysues.

One Hermes girl blushes and hands it over.

[icastflare!]

Matt looks ticked at her and goes away. I want to see what wp has instore.

[waterpenguin43]

Matt looks ticked at her and goes away. I want to see what wp has instore.

((One piece must be in place first. Just wait...))

(Thera)
Julie comes up to see her. Uh, Thera?

[Viera Champion]

Thera looks up at her and glares. (No more vases left.:smalltongue:)
What do you want?

[waterpenguin43]

Thera looks up at her and glares. (No more vases left.:smalltongue:)
What do you want?

I just want to -er- apologize... for... for...

[Viera Champion]

Thera glares more.
Spit it out.

[waterpenguin43]

Thera glares more.
Spit it out.

I-i broke your heart.

[Viera Champion]

Yeah I know.
Glareeeeee.

[waterpenguin43]

Yeah I know.
Glareeeeee.

I'm, sorry! Julie says in a frightened manner, trying to walk closer.

[Zexion]

Tell me about them. :smallbiggrin:
This happened.

[waterpenguin43]

This happened.

((-Emilia, a sassy girl.
-Ricco, a generous but egotistic boy.
-Ilja.
-Jason.))

[bvdk99]

((-Emilia, a sassy girl.
-Ricco, a generous but egotistic boy.
-Ilja.
-Jason.))

((Thought I'd just mention that Emilia's not sassy whatsoever.))

[waterpenguin43]

((Thought I'd just mention that Emilia's not sassy whatsoever.))

((I thought I'd just mention that I just depicted her as how I imagined a daughter of Hades and only used Emilia as a name and description.))

[bvdk99]

((I thought I'd just mention that I just depicted her as how I imagined a daughter of Hades and only used Emilia as a name and description.))

((I thought I'd mention that when you first introduced her, she was supposed to be based off Emilia, so you just changed her personality completely.))

[Viera Champion]

I'm, sorry! Julie says in a frightened manner, trying to walk closer.

Thera frowns.
Don't worry about it. He obviously likes you better.
Glllaaarrrreeeee.

[Zexion]

((-Emilia, a sassy girl.
-Ricco, a generous but egotistic boy.
-Ilja.
-Jason.))
Iio walks up to Emilia, wherever she is.
Hi Emilia. Want to play a game?

[waterpenguin43]

Thera frowns.
Don't worry about it. He obviously likes you better.
Glllaaarrrreeeee.

She shakily puts a hand on Thera's shoulder.
((ERROR! :smalleek:))

(Iio)
Um, who're you?

DEADTIME
for dinner.

[Woodsman]

Peter is most likely with Alice.

Dexter gave in to Tia's request and practically passed out afterward. Poor fella.

Melissa, Darren, Amanda, and Silena are around.

[waterpenguin43]

SPORADIC POST:


Peter is most likely with Alice.

Dexter gave in to Tia's request and practically passed out afterward. Poor fella.

Melissa, Darren, Amanda, and Silena are around.

Tony runs up to Amanda. Let's get ready to go. I got a daughter of Persephone to join us.

[Woodsman]

Tony runs up to Amanda. Let's get ready to go. I got a daughter of Persephone to join us.

Amanda nods. "All right. What's her name, by the way?"

[Zexion]

(Iio)
Um, who're you?
I'm new here. Hades is my father, he explains. Who's yours?

[CrimsonAngel]

My people are places.

[Viera Champion]

She shakily puts a hand on Thera's shoulder.
((ERROR! :smalleek:))

(Iio)
Um, who're you?

DEADTIME
for dinner.

Thera attempts to slap Julie.
Don't touch me.

[Creed]

My internet is back everyone!:smallbiggrin:

I have absolutely no idea what has happened, however.
Can someone give me a summary?

[Zexion]

Jeparo takes a drachma from his pocket and tosses it into the steamy air above a boiling pot of water.
I wish to speak to Jason, son of Hades, he says quietly.

[waterpenguin43]

Amanda nods. "All right. What's her name, by the way?"

Daisy.

(Thera)
Julie is slapped, and yells in anger.
Oh, THAT IS IT!!! I'M THROUGH PLAYING NICE WITH YOU!! Julie yells, then storms out of the Athena cabin to find Matt.

[Maximum Zersk]

Creak...

The door to the Big House opened. A young man, no older than eighteen, walked in. He is about 6 feet tall, and had a thin build. He has brown hair, and pupils that are completely black. He is wearing a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt, and black jeans. Strapped to his back is a Zweihander made of Celestial Bronze that is taller than he is, reaching above his head. He has to make sure the sword doesn't hit the frame.

He looks around. "Chiron!" he yelled out, "You here?

[waterpenguin43]

My people are places.


He tried to tackle Mark as Mark feints him and his underwear get torn off too.
((Prepare for akward moment.))

((This occured in your absence.))

(Maximum Zersk)
He is not. There is the massive hole in the wall, objects strewn everywhere, and the note on Chiron's desk.

[Creed]

((Okay, taking guesses here as to catchup))

Jason is kneeling on the beach next to the San Francisco bay. Janus and Lucas may or may not be trying to kill him!

Arkon is hanging out with Silena somewhere.

Morgan is being Morgan.

[waterpenguin43]

((Okay, taking guesses here as to catchup))

Jason is kneeling on the beach next to the San Francisco bay. Janus and Lucas may or may not be trying to kill him!

Arkon is hanging out with Silena somewhere.

Morgan is being Morgan.

Actually, Jason wakes up in a dismal titan prison cell. Lucas is also in the cell. Neither of you are armed.

[Woodsman]

Daisy.

"The dude with robot arms' girlfriend?"

[Creed]

Actually, Jason wakes up in a dismal titan prison cell.

He groans and shakes his head, then starts looking around and checking his gear. Hopefully they left him a weapon.

[Maximum Zersk]

The boy walked up to it. Looking around a bit, he hesitated for a second.

Damn it, Chiron, he thought, what happened this time?

The young man picked up the note and read it carefully.

[bvdk99]

Jeparo takes a drachma from his pocket and tosses it into the steamy air above a boiling pot of water.
I wish to speak to Jason, son of Hades, he says quietly.

((It has to be thrown into a rainbow. There's probably a hose around camp somewhere.))

You betcha, Daisy says, walking up to Amanda and Tony.

[waterpenguin43]

"The dude with robot arms' girlfriend?"

That's the one.

(Jason)
They didn't. Jason is in prison clothes.

[bvdk99]

That's the one.

(Jason)
They didn't. Jason is in prison clothes.

So, should we leave now?

[Creed]

That's the one.

(Jason)
They didn't. Jason is in prison clothes.

((Who changed him into them?! Hyperion the Pedobear?))

He groans and leans against the wall and closes his eyes and thinks.

[waterpenguin43]

The boy walked up to it. Looking around a bit, he hesitated for a second.

Damn it, Chiron, he thought, what happened this time?

The young man picked up the note and read it carefully.

It reads te following:
"To whoever finds this note,
I have captured Chiron.
If you give me a daughter
of Aphrodite known as Emma,
I shall return him. If not,
you will never see this
centaur again.
-Sincerely, Sanchez."

[Zexion]

I'm new here. Hades is my father, he explains. Who's yours?
This happened.

[waterpenguin43]

(Amanda and Daisy)


So, should we leave now?

Well, are both of you ready?

(Iio)
Also Hades. It's nice to meet you.


((Who changed him into them?! Hyperion the Pedobear?))

He groans and leans against the wall and closes his eyes and thinks.

((I'm feeling Lawful Evil, I said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqCv_1kGzM&feature=related)))

[bvdk99]

(Amanda and Daisy)



Well, are both of you ready?

(Iio)
Also Hades. It's nice to meet you.

Daisy has a small pack slung over her shoulder. She nods determinedly.

[waterpenguin43]

Daisy has a small pack slung over her shoulder. She nods determinedly.

Good.
Tony looks at Amanda.

[Zexion]

(Iio)
Also Hades. It's nice to meet you.
Iio smiles. It's nice to meet you too!

So, do you want to play a game? Oddyseus taught me this cool game with knights and kings and queens! he says excitedly. And I can make the board for it too, and Father says that it's like practicing my powers. So, do you want to play?

[Creed]

(Amanda and Daisy)



Well, are both of you ready?

(Iio)
Also Hades. It's nice to meet you.



((I'm feeling Lawful Evil, I said. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUqCv_1kGzM&feature=related)))

((:smalleek::smalleek::smalleek:))

Jason thinks back to his time at camp with Alexis. But then he remembers the last time he saw her, and the bad conditions on which they parted.
He leans forward and puts his head between his knees, and then he cried.
Sadnessssss

[Woodsman]

Well, are both of you ready?

Amanda nods. She has a backpack and her Stygian iron greatsword.

(Woodsman wants a timeskip so his Peter's kids can be born! Rawr!

I'm kidding. Not by much, though)

[bvdk99]

Amanda nods. She has a backpack and her Stygian iron greatsword.

(Woodsman wants a timeskip so his Peter's kids can be born! Rawr!

I'm kidding. Not by much, though)

(Don't be hasty! I don't want Alice to have kids soon, actually.)

Daisy is newly equipped with a specially designed (so it looks nature-y) rapier.

[Maximum Zersk]

(Please remind me, who is Sanchez?)

The boy smiled ironically for a second.

"Of course," he said, laughing a bit. "You just had to go get yourself f(lim-flam!)ing captured!"

He kicked the table. "Gods-f(uzz)ing-dammit! Now what are we going to do?!" he yelled out in rage. He sat down for a second.

"Okay, Aleron, think of something. You're a son of Athena. Come on, brain!" He rubbed his forehead, trying to think of something.

He sighed. "The only thing it seems I can do is call the campers. Dammit, why does it have to be me that has to do this?!"

He looked around for Chiron's conch.

"Makes me wonder how things'd be run if we had another camp director besides Chiron." he muttered to himself. "Dionysus might be okay, if he didn't hate kids so much... and wasn't a god."

[waterpenguin43]

Amanda nods. She has a backpack and her Stygian iron greatsword.

(Woodsman wants a timeskip so his Peter's kids can be born! Rawr!

I'm kidding. Not by much, though)

He draws a longsword that is made from Stygian iron and stygian ice, which doesn't melt and is extremely cold. Then let's go. I got us plane tickets for Los Angeles.


(Please remind me, who is Sanchez?)

The boy smiled ironically for a second.

"Of course," he said, laughing a bit. "You just had to go get yourself f(lim-flam!)ing captured!"

He kicked the table. "Gods-f(uzz)ing-dammit! Now what are we going to do?!" he yelled out in rage. He sat down for a second.

"Okay, Aleron, think of something. You're a son of Athena. Come on, brain!" He rubbed his forehead, trying to think of something.

He sighed. "The only thing it seems I can do is call the campers. Dammit, why does it have to be me that has to do this?!"

He looked around for Chiron's conch.
"Makes me wonder how things'd be run if we had another camp director besides Chiron." he muttered to himself. "Dionysus might be okay, if he didn't hate kids so much... and wasn't a god."

((A creepy son of Ophion who was in the crevices. Sasha and Aaron are the only ones who know what he looks like.))

[Woodsman]

(Don't be hasty! I don't want Alice to have kids soon, actually.)

Daisy is newly equipped with a specially designed (so it looks nature-y) rapier.

((Fair enough. They're Alice's kids too, after all))

Edit: Amanda nods again, ready to go.

[Zexion]

Iio smiles. It's nice to meet you too!

So, do you want to play a game? Oddyseus taught me this cool game with knights and kings and queens! he says excitedly. And I can make the board for it too, and Father says that it's like practicing my powers. So, do you want to play?
This happened, and

Tia is open for RP, probably with Dexter.