Essential Elemental Puns

[Wonton]

Since puns make (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0390.html) everything (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0619.html) better (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I), post your favourite elemental puns in this thread.

To start off:

Cold: "Stay frosty." "Keep a cool head." "Allow me to break the ice."
Fire: "Need a light?" "Hadoken!" "Don't get all fired up."
Electricty: "Shocking." "Well this is certainly a charged situation."
Acid: "I'm glad that problem has dissolved harmlessly."

P.S. Alternative thread titles - Electric Elemental Puns, Cool Elemental Puns, Elemental Puns - The New Hotness

[Calemyr]

Does singing "Accentuate the positive/Eliminate the negative" count while using Call Lightning Storm?

[Snake-Aes]

<cast Iron Body>:Turn Female!

[Greenish]

Elemental, Dear Watson.

[grarrrg]

Cold: "It was Ice to meet you."
Sonic: "Can you hear me now?"
Fire: "You really burn me up." "Looks like he came down with heat exhaustion."

P.S. I'm sorry for the sonic one...

P.P.S. No I'm not...

[PId6]

Electricity: Ecstatic to meet you!
Fire: You are what you h-eat.
Cold: I find these omens absolutely chilling.
Acid: I have just the solution!

[Calemyr]

Acid: I have just the solution!

I don't appreciate your base humor.

[PId6]

I don't appreciate your base humor.
Your insult inflames me.

[Yzzyx]

I don't appreciate your base humor.

I, for one, appreciate his acid wit.

EDIT:


Your insult inflames me.

Don't let him get to you. Just chill out and give him the cold shoulder.

[Orzel]

Lightning: You're quite rebolting.
Fire: Fry don't like you very much.
Cold: This scroll was very pricy.

[Morph Bark]

Janni commander: "When things get hot, remember to keep a cool head and not to base your decisions on charged emotions. I hope that is loud and clear."
Undead soldier: "Negative, commander."
Deathless soldier: "I, on the other hand, am positive you were, sir."
Janni commander: "Whatever, let's rock."


Can't forget the energy components of the Inner Planes after all. :smallwink:

[Wonton]

Elemental, Dear Watson.

Saw that in the other thread too. :smallwink:


Electricity: Ecstatic to meet you! You know, I had that in the OP at first, but couldn't quite think of a way to fit that word in to an attack. :smalltongue:

[Zeta Kai]

PUN OVERLOAD!
PUN OVERLOAD!
WARNING! CORE MELTDOWN!
EVACUATE PERSONNEL!
REPEAT...

<boom>
:eek:

[Endarire]

As an aside, I hope to play a Fire Strongheart Halfling Focused Conjurer1 someday with Summon Elemental, Augment Elemental, Augment Summoning, Metamagic School Focus, and Heighten Spell.

He has a sense of humor with his summons. For example, his Earth Elemental is named "Crunchy" and looks like an anthropomorphic granola bar with an indentation at the top that serves as a saddle. His Fire Elemental is an oversized flaming chicken named "Hot Chick." His Air Elemental is a wispy tornado with the image of a fan in the middle and is of course named "Blow Hard." His Water Elemental is made of fresh water and shaped like a Coke cup (http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/800889/6987096/0/1235985234/Flashing_Coke_Cup.jpg) with ice and a straw. Its name? "Teen Spirit." This way, my halfling can say, "Tastes like Teen Spirit!"

[tonberrian]

"Ice of you to drop in!"

"Ha haa... Never heard that one before." :smallsigh:

[IonDragon]

Water: Looks like your all washed up!
Fire: He couldn't take the heat

[RufusCorvus]

Fire: You look like a man who takes himself too seriously. Do you want my opinion? You need to lighten up.

Preferably said while wearing a burlap sack over your head.

[Zovc]

<cast Iron Body>:Turn Female!

Does that really count as a pun? I mean, I've never heard someone call Iron "Fe".

[Wonton]

Does that really count as a pun? I mean, I've never heard someone call Iron "Fe".

It's more of a written pun, I guess. Just my two coppers.

[graeylin]

How come the Earth elementals are getting no love?

Gneiss to meet you.
Knock that schist off.
But of quartz, you shouldn't take anything for granite.
go rock yourself
Rock it off, wood you?
take a wakke at it
Basalt and battery
when the going gets tuff, the tuff gets going
this might chert a little
women are all different, but mineral the same

[Paul H]

Hi

He's got:
a shocking grasp!
an acidic wit
a fiery shield
but a chilling touch

Cheers
Paul H

[Gadora]

After casting fireball on a new enemy: "Nice to heat you."

[Tar Palantir]

Better file for unemployment, 'cause you just got fired.

[Hague]

Water: "This is just one example of trickle-down policies in action."

Fire: *turns to elemental* "You're the light of my life!"

Earth: *points at enemy* "I got all the dirt I need on you. Hope you like mud on your face!"

Air: "Any relatives? You might consider declaring your air-apparent"

Acid: "I don't have many friends... they all say I have a very caustic attitude."

Cold: "I'd say it's snow problem"

Sonic: "G, not A sharp one are you? Don't worry, soon you'll B flat"

Iron Body: "I'd say ferrous fair!"

Electricity: "Am I in love? My heart is lightening and there's this charge in the air."

Mirror Image: "My father always told me to take time for self-reflection"

[Beorn080]

Electric: Keep your ion this.

Cold: That's snow ball, its an ice man.

[Kaulesh]

Seriously? I'm the only one who thought of this one?

Just before utterly obliterating some poor fool with a fire spell, "You're about to get... fired."

This must be read in a Horatio Cane (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=csi%20yeah&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) voice, disembodied YEEEAAAH! and all. Bonus points for doing the sunglasses thing between the quote and the burnination.

[Ertwin]

Electric: That's gotta Hertz

[Wonton]

Seriously? I'm the only one who thought of this one?

Just before utterly obliterating some poor fool with a fire spell, "You're about to get... fired."

Look exactly three posts above you. :smallwink:

[Mastikator]

Watt a thread.

[DragoonWraith]

I now want to play Horatio Cane as a elementalist. It would be awesome, and then awful, and then I'd probably get beaten by everyone I was playing with.

[Mr. Anon Omys]

Ice: Chill, dude. We're after freezedom. Now, dont freeze up at an important moment, or we're going to have to ice you. You can't hide, because Icy you. Getting treasure from our foes is just iceing on the cake.

I want to play a cold based druid, who prefaces most of his spells with "Chill, dude."

[2xMachina]

Ice: Hail and well met!
Ice: Freeze to meet you.

[Alleran]

I am reading every single one of these in a Horatio Cane voice, complete with putting on sunglasses and the YYEAAAHHHHH that always follows.:smallcool:

[Rising Phoenix]

You seem chilly, allow me to heat you up...

[Dogmantra]

Water: Water horrible way to go!
Sonic: I'm sorry I have to kill you. Your arguments just aren't sound.

[Delta]

Not really an intended pun, but still got some laughs on the table

Was playing a cop in our Scion game, and chasing down a frost giant in Los Angeles, cornering him in a back alley, I draw my gun and shout at him "Freeze!"

Suddenly, everyone at the table looks at me as if I had just made the lamest pun in the world... and then I realize I just did :smallbiggrin:

[One Step Two]

http://www.squidi.net/comic/junkyard/img/punhell.png

[Shadowleaf]

Earth: Oh come on, don't be a stick in the mud!
Earth: Keep your feet on the ground already.
Earth: Him being so close to Earth is what I love about him.
Earth: Dude, you're stoned.

Air: Oh, you just have your nose in the sky.

Air and Fire: If an Air Elemental and Fire elemental make love, do they then produce a Steam Elemental?

[Siegel]

Come on baby let me light your fire

[KazilDarkeye]

Imagine this in a Schwarzenegger voice:
"Lets kick some ice!"
"What killed the dinosaurs? Ze Ice Age!!" doesn't count as a pun though

Alternatively for other manipulators:
"Feeling under the weather?"
"The pressure's on."
"Here's the current situation - you're doomed!"
"I feel like there's a spark between us."
"Holy smokes!"


Anyone like...?
Wow what a frosty reception...

[Xallace]

I don't have a pun to contribute, but in order to make this thread feel complete, here's a complementary rimshot. (http://instantrimshot.com/)

[Morph Bark]

I now want to play Horatio Cane as a elementalist. It would be awesome, and then awful, and then I'd probably get beaten by everyone I was playing with.

It would certainly be great. I've done Horatio Caine impressions several times with my half-ogre barbarian (he was a smart and snarky one when not in combat).


Ice: If you're as cool as me, you are allowed to slip up.
Fire: When you're as hot as me, of course you will make everyone melt.
Water: You guys are so hosed.
Air: Well that was a hurricane of puns...
Electricity: As a meteorologist, I knew that... *dons shades* ...a storm was coming.
Sonic: YEAAAAAHHHH!

[ko_sct]

There's so much tension in the air.

If you keep going that way, your gonna get grounded!

[Rothen]

http://karolinagames.com/horatio/images/f485e97b7787.jpg

[2xMachina]

Whoa, double sunglasses.

[Rothen]

I know, right? Awesome.