[RvB] Red vs. Blue Chronicles: Chapter 1

[PallElendro]

http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2009/09/RvB_iD_by_Red_Vs_Blue_Fanclub.jpg

If you are reading this, you have been drafted into the Red vs. Blue Civil war, and are required to report to Blood Gulch, Valhalla, or Standoff. This war will turn the tides of the Spartan IIs for life.

Ground Rules
Rule #1: Follow Command. Their faith in their test subjects Red/Blue soldiers is vital to enhance the Freelancer project.
Rule #2: You can only get a new colored armor when you are not a recruit or officer.
Rule #3: Do not overeat, drink, and sleep. We learned of this from Grif.
Rule #4: Be wary of the opponent poisoning your next meal.

Draftee Format
Name:
DOB(2533 or lower):
Gender:
Race:
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)?
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)?
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice?
Are you an idiot?

Red Team:
Dan Chumley (Moff Chumley)
Sir Flatbottom (Falgorn)
Connor Drake (riccaru)
Blue Team:
Joshua Hayes (Pally Elendro)
Shamus Smith (iElf)
Andrew Joans (IcemanJRC)
Leonard Church (Gimliggamer)
Michael J. Caboose (Gimliggamer)
Command/Freelancers
Gregory Hansen (Crusty_Fish)
Agent 7-9 (Sahaar)

You are now ready to become a new soldier for the Red (or Blue) team! Not that you have a choice. (Drafted, remember?)

Gaming rules: Halo 3 dual-wielding rules apply, All vehicles from Halo Wars and Rocket Warthog are here. Halo 3 and Reach armor allowed.
_____________________________________
Name: Joshua Hayes
DOB(2533 or lower): 2530
Gender: Male
Race: Human.
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? No.
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Blue Team.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? Hell no.
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Yes.
Are you an idiot? No.

[Moff Chumley]

Name: Dan Chumley
DOB(2533 or lower): 2442
Gender: Male
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Not convicted, no...
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Red!
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? Nope
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Yes.
Are you an idiot? Probably.

[PallElendro]

Now that we got an even number of players, let's play!
_________________________________________
Welcome to Blood Gulch Transference Zone. State your name.
Joshua Hayes.

*beep beep beep beep*
Confirmed. Please enter via Pelican.

3 hours later...
[Blood Gulch]
So this is the base. Great.

[Moff Chumley]

((Since I'm here first, can I be "in charge" of Red Base? I'm continuing on this assumption. If not, let me know.))

The Spartan in dark red armor lowers the sniper rifle and turns to his comm set. Command, come in command, this is Red Sergeant. The Blues have invaded the gulch! I can't take 'em on my own. Requesting reinforcements.

[Moff Chumley]

Waiting-for-people bump.

Still-waiting-bump.

[PallElendro]

...Oh, yo, hello. This is the Vic-man, sorry, I was out to an emergency... somewhere. reinforcements... will morale work? As far as we know, dude, the original teams are on other worlds fighting.

[Moff Chumley]

Understood, command. Red base out. Sergeant Chumley stares out across the gulch, where the Blues are certainly plotting his demise...

[PallElendro]

There don't appear to be Blues, because now, we switch to Modded Blood Gulch (night).

Deadtime for me.

[PallElendro]

I undeadtime.
_______________
Joshua wakes up immediately.I'm up! Ok, time to figure this out.
[Regular Blood Gulch]

Back in business! Reddies...
...
Are not there! Time to target practice.

*M6D Magnum shots, followed by Plasma Rifle, and then the Assault Rifle*

[PallElendro]

It's a bump!

[iElf]

Name:Shamus Smith
DOB(2533 or lower):2530
Gender:male
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? no
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Blue
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? yes
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? If it has fish
Are you an idiot? maybe

[Moff Chumley]

Another one? Grumble mumble mumble...

[happyturtle]

When creating new roleplay universes, please go here (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135689) and fill out the universe profile form listed in the first post, and choose an abbreviated tag for your thread titles. [RvB] perhaps?

This is not an approval process in any way, simply a way for us to keep the subforum organized and make it easier to match up players with the roleplay universes that interest them. :smallsmile:

[PallElendro]

((Done. Undeadtime.))
___________
Ok... I'm back with the Pelican supply drop... and who might you be? Red Spy? Or Blue soldier?

[iElf]

"ahhmmm.....what was the question again?"

[PallElendro]

Red spy or Blue soldier.

[iElf]

"ahhmm... blue soldier ...I think"

[PallElendro]

Cool.

*turns safety lock on*
I'm Joshua Hayes, Blue Squad leader. *gestures handshake*

[iElf]

"um ...I'm...Shamus Smith...um sir.....what's wrong with your hand`?"

[PallElendro]

?
Besides being metallic?

[iElf]

"oooohhhh! you want me to shake it!" he shakes it

[IcemanJRC]

Name:Andrew Joans(Pronounced Jo-anas)
DOB(2533 or lower):2222
Gender:male
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Why, is that bad?
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Blue
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? Wait, who?
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Um... Three?
Are you an idiot? Probably...
__________________


The new recruit, in his new blue armor, approaches blue base. Eager to begin his whatever, he looks around outside the base.

Hello?

[PallElendro]

Yeah, that's it!

:smile:
So, we finally get daily supplies from Blue Command on Pelicans. Today, we got a shipment of Rocket Launchers and Spartan Lasers, and I think some spare parts for the teleporter. Also, I got this cool laptop.

EDIT:
Yes, sir?

[IcemanJRC]

Yea... Is this Blue Base?
The new recruit is looking around at the doors and the walls and the ground.

[iElf]

"I think so I'm not really sure......"

[PallElendro]

Yes. That's why there's a blue flag here.

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2008/03/35%20Reasons%20To%20Hate%20Halo%203/Screens/Blue%20team--article_image.jpg

See?

[IcemanJRC]

We have a flag? Sweet!
Andrew begins to flip his assault rifle around.

[PallElendro]

Make sure the safety is on on that. So, Would you like a tour?

[iElf]

"ohh ! can I see the monkeys!"

[IcemanJRC]

Andrew looks away from his flipping gun,
What's a sa-
His gun goes off, spraying bullets everywhere.

[PallElendro]

Joshua quickly rolls out a Bubble Shield before the bullets pierce through the shields.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/thumb/0/0e/Avatars_Halo_Halo3_Shield.jpg/120px-Avatars_Halo_Halo3_Shield.jpg

For future reference... it's this switch.

[IcemanJRC]

Ohhhhh, I was wondering what that did...
He flicks the switch and looks at the other recruit,
Sup dude.

[PallElendro]

Shamus, I think that's for you.

[iElf]

"oh...hi....I'm blue...I mean Shamus....I like kittens"

[IcemanJRC]

Dude... Me too!
Andrew grabs Shamus around the shoulders in a one armed hug.

[PallElendro]

...Awkward-- So, uh, the tour is still ready.

[iElf]

"ooh yes, the monkeys!"

[IcemanJRC]

Dude? We have monkeys? Sweet!
Happy jumping, ^_^

[PallElendro]

:confused: Well, no... but we can get one from Command.

[iElf]

"that would be AWESOME!,,also, can we get new armour? I think I just went in mine..."

[IcemanJRC]

Is it cool to hotbox my armor?
Flip the gun some more.

[PallElendro]

...

Well, the armor is waterproof, and what is hotboxing?

[IcemanJRC]

Dude, it's so cool! It's were you smoke in a closed space, and all the smoke gets stuck. So you don't waste any.


(Disclaimer: I in no way advocate smoking, drinking or use of drugs.)

[PallElendro]

:eek: That's both scary and illegal to the teams, not to mention unhealthy.

[IcemanJRC]

Naw dude, it's cool.
He's a stoner, that's my new favorite character style, so yea. BASK IN HIS STONY GLORY!

[Moff Chumley]

A voice can be heard from over the ridge. DAMN BLUES, LEARN TO SHARE!

[iElf]

"I leant to share once...It was my kindergarten teacher...she was high alot"

[IcemanJRC]

That sounds like my mom...

Flip the gun some more.

[Moff Chumley]

The voice again. It sounds pretty angry. Oh, so everyone's getting high except me? I've been stationed out here for five years, with nothing to keep me company except the grass distillery I set up! Do you know how bad Grass Schnapps tastes?

[IcemanJRC]

Dude, if you got grass, why doon't you just get high off that?
He doesn't realize red dude means grass in the literal sense.

[Falgorn]

Mind if I join in?

Name: Sir Flatbottom
DOB(2533 or lower): 2102
Gender: Male
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Yes, multiple.
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Red.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? No,
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Somewhat.
Are you an idiot? I've been called one.

[PallElendro]

((No problem. I undeadtime.))
_____________________
I'm back. Did the Reds attack?

[IcemanJRC]

Andrew shakes his head,
Naw, but one's been yelling at us...

[PallElendro]

Joshua looks a little infuriated.
Yo, message from Command, to Blues: Fight the Reds on sight! And uh, try to win, dude! I even got that recording in my inbox!

A recording of Vic's voice sound like, Yo, message from Command, to Blues: Fight the Reds on sight! And uh, try to win, dude!

[Moff Chumley]

Back at Red Base, Sergeant Chumley greets the new recruit. Welcome onboard, Private... Flatbottom? Oh well, I guess I can't pick my soldiers... do you have any special weapon or vehicle training I should know about?

[Falgorn]

Back at Red Base, Sergeant Chumley greets the new recruit. Welcome onboard, Private... Flatbottom? Oh well, I guess I can't pick my soldiers... do you have any special weapon or vehicle training I should know about?

"Well, I've learned how to kill people with a tractor, a kitten, and a pile of spoons tied together with fingers.
Also, I can drive cars!" The recruit nods, enthusiatically.

[Moff Chumley]

Excellent, private. Okay, there's something I've been wanting to do for a long, long time... get in the drivers seat of that there warthog, will you? Without waiting for a response, Sergeant Chumley jogs over to the bases Warthog and gets in the turret. Let's go, private!

[Falgorn]

Excellent, private. Okay, there's something I've been wanting to do for a long, long time... get in the drivers seat of that there warthog, will you? Without waiting for a response, Sergeant Chumley jogs over to the bases Warthog and gets in the turret. Let's go, private!

Private Flatbottom salutes. "Aye-aye, sir!" He hops in the front seat, and starts driving.

[Moff Chumley]

To be heard over the roar of the Warthog, Chumley shouts Just give us a nice, big circle around Blue base... as the base comes within sight, the Sergeant cackles madly and opens fire with the Warthog's machine gun. He's not particularly concerned about hitting anyone, apparently. As the Warthog gets within shouting distance of Blue Base, he yells SUCK IT, BLUES!

[iElf]

Shaamus looks up "oooh! do you have lollypops?"

[IcemanJRC]

I hope, I'm starving...

[PallElendro]

Joshua picks up an Overshield, then returns fire with his Spartan Laser, mixed with some Magnum fire.
Take this, Reds! Gunfire! Shamus, Andrew, help me out!

[iElf]

"I find it very anyoing that we do not have a tank!"

[PallElendro]

We'll get one next shipment, just attack! I'll board the driver!

d20

[IcemanJRC]

Ugh, so much work...

Assault rifle fire.

[iElf]

Shamus fires into the air

[PallElendro]

No, at the turret guy, Shamus! The person I'm not trying to shove out of the car seat!

Joshua tries to slam his fist into Dan's armor.

[Moff Chumley]

The Warthog, by now, is most of the way back to Red base. Get offa there, Blue! I just washed this thing this morning!

[PallElendro]

Hey!

The high speeds shove Joshua off, and he returns.
He got away. :annoyed:

[IcemanJRC]

Did you get the lollipops?

[PallElendro]

Joshua looks a little frightened underneath his helmet.
Uh, yeah! They're... Coke-pops. They get you high...

They're really drained protein bars, rounded, and sifted with some chalk and Sharpie dust. On a stick. But the concoction is intoxicating. And somehow delicious.
________________________
((Disclaimer: No advocation of drugs here either.))

[IcemanJRC]

No man, coke is bad. I don't touch that.
He holds up his hands and shakes his head.

[PallElendro]

Ok, then.

*gets ready to fire them off a Rocket Launcher to shoot at the Reds*

EDIT: Command, this is Joshua Hayes.
Hello, yo, dude! Whatcha need, man? I'm all here for you!
I need a tank, and a monkey.
What for, dude?
My dysfunctional team...
No problamo, dude. Wait for about 2 days, we'll have it for your dudes.

[Moff Chumley]

Well, that was fun. Private, you're going to have to scrub the Warthog wherever that filthy, filthy Blue touched it... I'm going to see if I can't attach some explosives to this here Mongoose.

[PallElendro]

Andrew and Shamus, good news! We're getting a monkey and a tank in two days!

Joshua feels relieved of getting rid of those problems. Except something...

He then remembers!
And lollipops!

[IcemanJRC]

Yes!
Fist pump, monkey tank lollipops ftw.

[PallElendro]

Yeah! Also, we got a TV in the back if you're bored! If you need anything else, contact me or Command with the button next to your headlights!

[IcemanJRC]

Do we have an Xbox?

[PallElendro]

Just a PlayStation 3! But for some reason, a guy named Lavernius Tucker left a copy of Halo 3 in here!

[Falgorn]

Well, that was fun. Private, you're going to have to scrub the Warthog wherever that filthy, filthy Blue touched it... I'm going to see if I can't attach some explosives to this here Mongoose.

"Don't worry, sir! I'll ram them all! But until then, I'll wash the car!" The private salutes, washing the car with a mop.

[IcemanJRC]

Let's play!
Pew pew.

[PallElendro]

Joshua looks confused. Halo, or the PS3 games?

[IcemanJRC]

All of the above.
Pew pew.

[PallElendro]

Ok, then.

Zap pew Pow

[PallElendro]

Bump. 5 more

[riccaru]

Name: Connor Drake
DOB(2533 or lower): 2530
Gender:Male
Race: Shisno
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Nope
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)?Red
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? No
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Sure. Is this REAL RvB? Loyalty...haha. Good one.
Are you an idiot? Nope

[Crusty_Fish]

Name: Gregory Hensen
DOB(2533 or lower): 2526
Gender: Male
Race: Human [Caucasian if it counts]
__________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? 100+ Counts of indecent exposure.
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? If at all possible, I would like to take the lone wolf, 3rd party point where I am on no team, but if you will not allow it I shall choose Red. I ask that you tell me if I can use the 3rd party idea before I start posting.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? Not usually
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Not really but who needs to know that?
Are you an idiot? Yes, but not completely. :thog:

(I do plan to keep this character serious, while still keeping a semi-idiotic outlook for the lulz)

[riccaru]

Connor jumps from the back of the pelican when it's nearly a dozen feet off the ground, landing with a grunt and taking a knee. He raises the battle rifle to his shoulder as he stands and scans the area for contact. Soon he walks toward Blood Gulch Outpost #1, and his new life as a Red soldier. "Sir, PFC Drake reporting for duty, Sir!" He barks to the sergeant, his face grim and determined under his polarized visor.

[Moff Chumley]

Oh gawd, is this guy serious? The sergeant mumbles under his breath. Out loud, Welcome to red army, soldier. What are you willing to do to prove your hatred of the Blues?

(Crusty, I don't think it's entirely appropriate to have a third army... you're free to join Red, however. :smallbiggrin:)

[riccaru]

Oh gawd, is this guy serious? The sergeant mumbles under his breath. Out loud, Welcome to red army, soldier. What are you willing to do to prove your hatred of the Blues?

(Crusty, I don't think it's entirely appropriate to have a third army... you're free to join Red, however. :smallbiggrin:)

"I'm willing to fight the enemy as long as I'm paid to do so, Sir. Anything more would just be selfish of me, wouldn't it?" He says in an even tone, looking toward blue base as he finishes, his visor magnifying to show the landscape clearer.

[Crusty_Fish]

[OOC: I dont mean a third army. More like a free lancer, just doing as he pleases. maybe a hired hit, if he is feeling like it. Catch my drift? Just doing what ever he feels like; while he just so happens to be in the bloodgutch.]

[Falgorn]

"I'm willing to fight the enemy as long as I'm paid to do so, Sir. Anything more would just be selfish of me, wouldn't it?" He says in an even tone, looking toward blue base as he finishes, his visor magnifying to show the landscape clearer.

"He's respectful enough, Seargeant. And, hey, now we can fill up the Warthog!" Private Flatbottom says, happily.

[PallElendro]

((Note: You can also work in [Valhalla] or [Standoff]. Just ask, and I can make an RvB thread of that map. Undeadtime.))
________________________
According to my sniper rifle scans, they have another red. That should even the-- hello! A Freelancer! Wait a minute, who ordered a Freelancer!?

[Crusty_Fish]

Freedom at last
He says in a very monotone voice
Now where am I? I escaped from command so I don't have to do Vic's dirty work anymore.
He lets out a heavy sigh. he is in the middle of the bloodgultch near a wall, as he came in on the same ship as Riccaru.


(OOC: Kinda short for an entree, but I think it will do)

[PallElendro]

Joshua fires near the Freelancer's location. He tries enough just to hit next to where he's at.

He then shouts through his sound amplifier.
Hey, you! If you're not hired yet, good for you! If you're Red, Sayonara!

[Crusty_Fish]

At the sound of the gunshot, Gregory quickly reacts; showing the mass exercise of Spartain training, with a bit of knowledge from fighting beside the ODST unit. He quickly makes a full 180 degree turn, while removing the sniper rifle from his back, which he only has 10 shots for; as that is all he was able to make away with in his escape, and aims at what he learned is the blue base. He sees the man that fired at him, and hears what he says. After listening to the full sentance, he dropped his gun and wandered into the small cave in the side of he bloodgutch, where he very well may start calling home.

(OOC: Please tell me we are following the rule where you can only carry 2 weapons at a time? And also, no double weapon handling, right? So I can't be holding an AR and a pistol at the same time[sarcasm]. Lol. Just making sure And are we using a post rule, like there had to be at least 2 posts between my posts, so if I say something, someone else respondes, do I have to wait for a second person to responde before I can responde again?)

[Falgorn]

Pvt. Flatbottom turns on the sound amplifier. "Hey, dude in the middle! Join the RED side! It's the best!" The private pulls out a pistol, running towards the warthog.

[Moff Chumley]

(I don't think there's a three-post rule in FFRP...)

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: Yes, but as I am not the one who created the thread, I will leave it to Pally to decide if he wants one or not.)

[PallElendro]

Pvt. Flatbottom turns on the sound amplifier. "Hey, dude in the middle! Join the RED side! It's the best!" The private pulls out a pistol, running towards the warthog.

Joshua then proceeds to fire at the guy who he tried to eject from the driver's seat yesterday.

*sniper shot x2*
We saw him first!

[IcemanJRC]

YEEHAW!
Andrew runs out the base towards the cave, letting off assault rifle fire at the blue guy.

[PallElendro]

A disembodied voice says, Betrayal! at Andrew, and the same voice says Betrayed. at Joshua. 3 seconds later, he respawns.

Boop.
Boop.
Boop.
Bleep!
Joans, get your betraying body over here!!1

[IcemanJRC]

Oops! Sorry! Wrong way!
Andrew now begins to let off fire at the RED guys.

[PallElendro]

Joshua has that thought that says, whatever, and decides to join. He picks up a Radar Jammer and uses an Active Camouflage to sneak in and attack. If all goes wrong, he will remote control a Mongoose to get him and Andrew out of trouble.

Equipped: Assault Rifle, Battle Rifle
Equipment: Radar Jammer, Remote Control for the escape Mongoose, iHud (an iPad HUD for Battle Music)
Active Gear: Active Camouflage
Armor: Hayabusa helmet, Recon chest, EVA shoulders

Music selected: Caramelldansen - Caramell

[Moff Chumley]

Sergeant Chumley, seeing the Blues aproach Red Base, hops back into the turret of the Warthog and fires like a crazy man.

[PallElendro]

Joshua tries to blend into the scenery, what with ripples of light bouncing from his Camouflage.

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory just stands back in his cave and watches the mayham.
Idiots. Fighting amongst themselves like they really have a reason; and to think these men used to fight side by side to keep the arbitor at bay.
He lets out a long sigh.
He then takes his sniper rifle out and points at the heads of everyone in the heat of battle, one after the other.
Pow, Dead
He says as his imagination runs wild with the thoughts of killing these men and women; but he can't do that. These people are possibly his only friends, be they enemies of eachother.
I say this is the best training I can get
He says as he leans in to his cave once again. He heard the calls of the men, wanting his partnership for the ideals of killing their enemies. Now they fight once again, only this time they fight over him. Well, at least he is what started it...

[riccaru]

As the gunfire erupts Connor takes cover on top of Red Base, poking his head and weapon around the spire to fire a few bursts from the battle rifle at the blue team. "This is getting ridiculous." He says to himself, then turns on his voice magnifier to say "We got dibs on the freelancer, Blues! He came here with me anyway, idiots! Sergeant, take cover, we can't afford to lose you here. Watch the rocks, I saw a blue guy running over that way!"

[PallElendro]

Joshua proceeds to the inside of the Blue Base, and sets up some Trip Mines he saw on the cliff.

[IcemanJRC]

No mercy! No surrender! Blue team! USA! USA! WOOO!
Andrew is going crazy as he approaches the cave.

[Falgorn]

Private Flatbottom revs up the engines, putting fuzzy dice on the rearview mirrors for the the Warthog. He puts on some chase (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEq10L7u3SM) music. "Let's go!" He yells, motioning for the recruit to jump in the passenger seat. Even if the recruit doesn't hop in, Flatbottom will drive forward, aiming to run over evey single blue.

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory sees Andrew coming for the cave, as he was watching the entire battle from his safe area with spartan-standard binoculars. He quickly removes the pistol from his belt, which is the only other gun he has, but with higher amounts of ammo. He leans his back against the wall of the cave and waits for Andrew to enter. He has no intention of killing him, but more of a self defense reason for holding the pistol.

[riccaru]

Connor stays at his location, firing a few bursts to where Andrew is running, missing by very little then jumping down through the skylight and then the hole in the main floor. He then jumps onto a mongoose and flies out of the vehicle bay, firing his SMG with his left hand at andrew. "Get away from my freelancer, blue!

[PallElendro]

A voice calls, Blue Team, has the flag.
Damned announcer voice!

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: Pally, you said you were posting mines in the blue base a minute ago, and now your taking the red flag? Don't you think their should have been a post or 2 worth of travel?)

[PallElendro]

((I waited a while, I think it should make sense.))

[IcemanJRC]

Andrew dives into the cave panting and freaked out from all the bullets,
You, Freelancer. *PANT* Help me not die. *PANT*

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: I hate to complain, but in my experience in text based RPG, most people wouldn't allow you to do that, because that makes it impossible for someone to meet or stop you in your travel, because they don't know what you did.)

[riccaru]

Conner spins the vehicle around, spraying dirt everywhere, and drives back toward the blue commander, firing Wildly at the blue and trying to run him down with the mongoose. ((are we playing halo or RvB? This is sounding more like the zealots in beaver creek than the blood gulch crew.))

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory reacts to Andrew diving into the cave and drops a knee into his back [not in a bone crushing manner, just enough to hold him on the ground] and puts the pistol against the back of his head. He then shouts:
What are you doing trudging into my cave?
All of which were done while not listening to a word Andrew said.

[IcemanJRC]

Begging for *PANT* help.
He struggles.

[Moff Chumley]

Sergeant Chumley grins like a loon, pumping his fist in time to the Fatboy Slim with the hand he's not firing randomly with. PUSH THA TEMPO, DIRTY BLUES! HEY, FREELANCER! YOU ARE AIDING AND ABBETING BLUES, WHICH MAKES YOU OUR ENEMY. EAT LEAD, YA DAMN SYMPATHIZER!

[PallElendro]

Blue Team, has the flag.

Shut up, you announcer... voice.

Joshua clearly sees Dan spinning rounds at Andrew and the Freelancer, so he tries to eject the Red from his turret. "Press RB to board enemy Warthog"

*click*

[Moff Chumley]

AWW, I JUST HAD THE ROOKIE CLEAN THAT! GET OUTTA THERE, YA FILTHY BLUE!

((I, for one, am doing my best to keep this game RvB inspired... :smalltongue:))

[PallElendro]

For the TEAM!!

Joshua tries to plunge his fist straight into the armor!

[Moff Chumley]

Aww, now you touched ME... bad vibes, man...

Chumley attemps to dislodge Joshua with his boot.

[PallElendro]

Success!
Ow!

Boopboopboopboopboopboop

Uh-oh. He pulls out his knife and tries to throw it at Dan.

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: Before I make my post, mind telling me when I aided the blue team?)

[Moff Chumley]

((When I saw a Blue go in there and didn't hear any screams of pain over the music and the machine gun fire. That's when you started being a Blue sympathizer. This is RvB, remember?)) :smalltongue:

[Crusty_Fish]

When Andrew first said that he was 'begging for help' Gregory was so confused that he just let the poor guy go; but before he could even stand up off of poor Andrew's back, he ripped himself and Andrew off of the ground and used Andrew as a shield.
Sorry, nothing personal
was all he said.

[IcemanJRC]

Jerk!
Andrew attempts to flip Greg in front of him.

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory actually allows himself to be thrown to the ground, and he pushed off with his feet before being thrown. With the extra hight from jumping he was able to hit the ground and roll instead of the blunt impact expected. We then seized the chance to run out of the cave and take a sharp right, away from the current battlefield.
I wish to avoid combat!
He shouts on his way into hiding.


(OOC: I'm glad that the whole point of this fight was you guys were fighting over the freelancer, which is me [duh], but the freelancer was just shot at? the RVB canons weren't this blank minded"

[Moff Chumley]

((You don't think Sarge woulda shot at Tex if Tex were a) apparently aligned with the Blues and b) not quite as intimidating?))

By now, with the freelancer and the filthy, filthy Blue seperated, Chumley concentrates on the afformentioned Blue.

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: Yes, but if you are in combat to claim me, I am clearly not in lines with the blue, and just as I said before, even the canons on RVB were not played to be so retarded as to think that I was in line with them. Now, if you could see me well enough to shoot at me, then you clearly would have seen my gun against his head. If you are making your character idiotic, then shouldn't that change a mind if the mind is that simple? Oh, BTW, Tex was CLEARLY involved with blue, and the proof of that was she tried to kill reds. I never really acted against you.)

[Moff Chumley]

((Right, but a) my character is quite clearly a dunce and b) Tex is TERRIFYING.))

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: Now correct me if I'm wrong, but by calling your character a dunce, you mean he has a simple mind and isn't very intellegent, correct?)

[Moff Chumley]

((Hit the nail on the head right there. :smallwink:))

[PallElendro]

((Enough with this, can we get back to the fight? We can discuss this WHILE we're fighting.))

[Crusty_Fish]

(OOC: I ran away from the fight. I am basically at a standstill until someone either interacts with me or the fight ends.

Now, if the character is simple minded like the RVB characters, don't you think that seeing me point a gun at the blues head would make him think, "Hey, he must be helping us!?!"

[PallElendro]

((Resume game.))
________________
*throws combat knife at Dan*

[IcemanJRC]

Andrew attempts to run after Greg,
Wait! Come join our side! My teammates are idiots and I need someone sane! I've got booze!

[PallElendro]

((I'm guessing he's trying to look smart? And desperate?))

Yah!

*twirling noises*

[riccaru]

So, uhh.. Apparently Pally decided to just ignore me running him over and shooting him. Good times. In case it was missed, it's on page 4.

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory continues running, listening to the others around him while he runs. Join them? Maybe.
I do nothing until thos combat ENDS
He yells, saying he can talk to both red and blue teams after the battle ends.

[IcemanJRC]

I'm not fighting, just hangout with me until they're done! They're all crazy anyway!
He's all desperate and stuff.

[PallElendro]

((You were shooting at Andrew! Not Joshua!))

[Crusty_Fish]

We can talk after the battle. If the reds see us together, they will assume I am a blue party member and attempt to kill me again. Kill us, better yet. I am not taking sides, at least not yet.
He says as he continues to run.

[IcemanJRC]

Then I'll just keep chasing you!
He continues the chase, trying to gain speed.

[riccaru]

Conner spins the vehicle around, spraying dirt everywhere, and drives back toward the blue commander, firing Wildly at the blue and trying to run him down with the mongoose. ((are we playing halo or RvB? This is sounding more like the zealots in beaver creek than the blood gulch crew.))

Pally, you're the blue commander. No wonder the reds are so much cooler:smallcool:.

[Crusty_Fish]

Gregory keeps in a deep sprint headed in a straight line. The chances of one spartain having more speed than the other is unlikely, so he will more than likely stay the same distance ahead at all times. Lovely.

[IcemanJRC]

Ah! Slow down man!
He continues his rapid pursuit.

[PallElendro]

Respawn. Sniper Rifle at Dan.

[Moff Chumley]

Once the song ends and there aren't any Blues in easy fragging distance, Sergeant Chumley stops firing. ATTENTION ALL FILTHY BLUES! AND POSSIBLY FILTHY FREELANCERS, I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET! WE WILL STOP SHOOTING AT YOU FOR A FEW MINUTES! On a private comm channel with Conner, Chumley mutters While I appreciate Fatboy Slim as much as the next guy, we have to have a serious talk about what tempos of music are appropriate while driving around in circles shooting at Blues. For now, I'm going to have to suspend your Warthog Sound System privleges while I educate you.

[PallElendro]

Joshua takes immediate advantage of the situation, and when he heard the tunes end, he had an idea. He ran to the Warthog and plugged an iPhone.
Computer, select song: Vad Heter Du? - Caramell. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiVzb1Pl_0)

Song selected. Ready to play at your command.

Let's see the Reds run when they hear this...

Joshua speaks over his sound amplifier. Attention, Red Team! We are giving you a chance to surrender, lest you want to have us expose you to your fears! :smile:

[Crusty_Fish]

[On a lighter note]
Gregory continues running in a straight line, taking a turn behind red base [Because the space ran out] and Andrew doesn't seem to plan on leaving his path [as said so earlier]

[PallElendro]

Deadtime and pause.

[Moff Chumley]

THEY'RE IN OUR BASE! THEY'RE IN OUR BASE! The Sergeant, upon seeing Andrew running behind Red Base, pulls out his DMR (yah, I said DMR. Whatchu gon do?) and opens fire at Andrew. He is not a particularly good shot, but a couple of his bullets seem to find their mark.

[PallElendro]

Joshua, now respawned at Blue Base, takes a sniper shot or two at Dan.

*bang, bang*

[Gimliggamer]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090202213206/rvb/images/thumb/b/b5/Church_ai.jpg/243px-Church_ai.jpg
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=9&p3=7&p4=6&p5=7&p6=19&p7=19&p8=3
Name: Lynard Church
DOB(2533 or lower): 2520
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Armor: Mark V helmet, Katana Bodypiece, Security Right shoulder, Scout left Shoulder
Colors: Armor Primary-Cobalt, Armor Secondary-Cobalt, Armor Detail-Black
Emblem: Red howling wolf head on a white moon
________________________________________________
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? Yes
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Ive already joined.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? I hope so.
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? No.
Are you an idiot? No.


The sleek black drop-pod streaking through the atmosphere, the box canyon, the bases, the battlefield. It was all a familiar feeling, because it had all happened before. The last time he had been here, he had been a recruit. Unexperienced, lacking skill, no wisdom. He had followed his commander's every order down to the letter, slowly rising through the ranks, until his commander died of..... what was it? An aspirin overdose. It was strange times back then, talking bombs, religious aliens. Just as it will be strange here. Except this time, he wasn't the victim. He was one of the enforcers. Top Secret Orders from ONI had lead him aboard the experimental ship Midsummer Night, where he spent a few months in cryosleep on his way to Blood Gulch. When they arrived, he launched from Midsummer Night in one of the modified ODST drop-pods, which led him to the present situation. The parachute expanded from the top of the drop-pod, which meant it was time for a systems check. He ran through his shields, his optics, his Heads Up Display, all of it. Then he checked to make sure his arsenal of weapons was in place. The drop-pod landed in the center of Blood Gulch, a small shockwave of dust expanding outward. He pulled a lever to trigger the explosive bolts on the door to loosen it up from its seal. Then he kicked out with his right foot and the door to the drop-pod flew out into the woods next to a teleporter. He jumped out of the drop-pod, his towering form landing on the ground with another thud. He decided to start his mission by checking that his surroundings hadn't changed. He looked around at the familiar canyon, scoping in a few times with his sniper rifles to check the details.

[PallElendro]

Joshua takes note of the new guy and comes to aim his gun at him. Hey, you there! Are you Red or Blue? Wait, Church??

[Gimliggamer]

"What gave it away?" He asks.

[PallElendro]

I guess the armor... and the sniper rifle, but hey! Come on in! We've been expecting you to help! Where's Caboose, Tucker, maybe Sister?:wink:

___________________________________
((Here's my armor.))
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=5&p3=2&p4=2&p5=3&p6=2&p7=18&p8=2

[Gimliggamer]

"They might be coming once they finish their missions." Church replies quite seriously.

(( I would post a pic of my armor but I can't find a picture. Its just a copy of my spartan's armor.))

[PallElendro]

I see. Wanna play some Halo 3? Perhaps work on your sniper aim?

_________________________
((Go to www.halo3archives.com, and look for a Halo 3 Armor Generator.))

[Gimliggamer]

"Why would I need to practice my aim? And aren't you in the middle of a battle?"
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=9&p3=7&p4=6&p5=7&p6=19&p7=19&p8=3

[PallElendro]

Ah, yes. *Battle Rifle shots*

[Gimliggamer]

"Here, take this. I have to make sure you all survive so that we can enter the next stage." Church tosses Hayes a Brute Shot.

[PallElendro]

*catch* Sweet.

*bang, bang*

[Gimliggamer]

"Oh, and make sure not to kill anybody. We need them all to continue." Church begins firing his sniper rifle into the combat, missing every single shot.

[Moff Chumley]

Sergeant Chumley, noting that all his men are back in the base, gets up on the roof and mans the machine gun. He doesn't hit anything, of course, but he's making a damn lot of noise.

[Gimliggamer]

Church, noting the Sargeant of Red Base is spraying bullets everywhere, scopes on his sniper rifle, and sends two high caliber rounds directly through the shields and into the sargeant's foot. "Can't have too much nostalgia here. That would be bad. Or even worse, good."

[PallElendro]

Church, noting the Sargeant of Red Base is spraying bullets everywhere, scopes on his sniper rifle, and sends two high caliber rounds directly through the shields and into the sargeant's foot. "Can't have too much nostalgia here. That would be bad. Or even worse, good."

Joshua got that "Cool" look on his face under the helmet.
Wait, you actually hit him?
_____________________________
((Don't say the bullet penetrates, that' godmodding. Say, he tries to shoot the bullets into his foot.))

[Gimliggamer]

"Of course I did."

((I'm just saying, if he doesn't move his foot, according to canon those shots would penetrate the shielding and the armor and drive into his foot))

[Moff Chumley]

Aww, that hurt... dammit, someone take over up here. I'm gonna find me a band-aid...

[Falgorn]

Pvt. Flatbottom salutes, taking his duties as honorary Seargeant for a minute. He turns on the sound amplifier. "Hello? Is this thing on? Yeah, cease and desist your shooting at us for a minute! You hurt the Sarge"!

[Gimliggamer]

"Shut up Dough-! Uh...." Church pauses for a second while he checks his records. "Shut up *snicker* Flatbottom *snicker*"

[PallElendro]

Yeah! Shut your trap!

*switches to Battle Rifle and starts shooting*

[Gimliggamer]

"I think thats enough for now. Lets get back to base and regroup."

[Moff Chumley]

Yah, that's right Blues, you better run!

[PallElendro]

Got any plans? Oh, our shipment of a tank and a monkey (and lollipops) should be about now.

A shuttle similar to the Spirit of Fire's Resource droppers come and deposit the shipment into Blue Base.

Label
Tank
Monkey
Assorted lollipops.

[riccaru]

Connor picks up a SPNKr launcher and shoots the drop box when it hits the ground.

[PallElendro]

:eek: Great, now I have to repair the tank, and make sure that monkey's ok.

*quickly removes everything from the drop box, and uses the box's undamaged parts to repair the Scorpion*
You red ********!

[Moff Chumley]

Sergeant Chumley's voice, now amplified, can be heard throughout the canyon. Enjoy your monkey, Blues! If it's still in one piece...

[PallElendro]

Joshua proceeds to stop the vehicle at the back, and charges a Spartan Laser.

[Moff Chumley]

Private, identify that red glowey thing... oh shi-

The sergeant ducks back behind cover.

[PallElendro]

*FLLLASHHH!*

The laser shorted out the wires to the teleporter, and the computer identifies it will be lethal to touch for 29 hours, 9 minutes, 42.191408726 seconds.

Also, the teleporter is broken until the wires are fixed.
So close!

____________________________________
((I'm gonna call it a night. Activate Modded Blood Gulch.))
____________________________________
?? Modded Blood Gulch already? Alright. Good night, people.
*click* Horrible night, Reds!
*Falls asleep, but with an amplified sound input, so any sound he hears will wake him up*

[Moff Chumley]

G'night, Blues! Incedentally, do you guys like Gorillaz? For the entire night, Gorillaz entire recorded catalogue will echo throughout the gulch, starting with 5/4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGwAdlS1cj0). Sergeant Chumley crashes in the soundproofed recording studio he built under the base during his months of isolation. Hey, he needed a hobby...

[PallElendro]

((I'll undeadtime once, then I'm gone.))
___________________________________
Haven't seen it!
___________________________________
((Undeadtime))

[Gimliggamer]

Before Chumley leaves, he can probably hear Church. "What's that red? I can't hear you! My ears are malfunctioning!" Church's 'face' under his helmet::smallamused:

[Moff Chumley]

Also, Blues, I'm broadcasting my nonstop, five hour Gorillaz playlist on every radio band our headsets pick up...

[Gimliggamer]

Church's ears aren't really switched off, and he doesn't sleep, so... he drops off all of his obvious weapons in his room except for his pistol and his knife, and begins trecking over to red base.

[PallElendro]

((Undeadtime, then re-deadtime shortly after dialogue.))
______________________________
Ugh. I'll just remove my helmet then.
______________________________
((NOTE: Sister removed her armor, that should then be available for everyone else.))

[riccaru]

"Hear this." Connor says as he fires the other SPNKr tube toward Church before jumping inside Red Base. There he switches a sniper rifle for the launcher he's holding. After he does that he'll go out the back door, slowly making his way to the cliff overlooking the Blue Base, hiding out, nearly invisible to both sides, and waits for morning.

http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp133/XwinterxbornX/OoTS/th_Bloodgulch_spawn_point_map-1.jpg?t=1277613846.jpg

[Gimliggamer]

In fact, he does. Church turns, immediately thinking back to a similar experience. At just the right time, Church sidesteps and slaps the missile away, narrowly avoiding it, and is sent flying a few feet. Church tasted that coppery taste in his mouth. His shields took the brunt of the damage, but they were recharging, no major damage. he silently thanks Tex and switches on his active camo, continuing his journey to red base.

[Crusty_Fish]

(Sorry guys, forgot about this thread))

Gregory takes the red firing at Andrew [yes that happened like, 3 days ago] as a chance to head in a sprint for his cave. He hasn't hurt anyone yet, so why would anyone shoot him?:smallwink:

[Gimliggamer]

Church finally arrives at red base. He sneaks in, and begins trying to paint Flatbottom's armor pink.

[PallElendro]

((Undeadtime, as we now switch to Blood Gulch, not Modded Blood Gulch.))
_________________________________
*yawn* Well, time to play Metal Slug XX.

[Falgorn]

Church finally arrives at red base. He sneaks in, and begins trying to paint Flatbottom's armor pink.

"Gah, get off me! Seargent! STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" Flatbottom tries to punch Church in the face.

[Gimliggamer]

Seeing as how Church has active camo on, that should be incredibly hard. Church slips away into the night, leaving only a bottle of soysauce on the ground.

[Moff Chumley]

Show me on the doll were he touched you.

The sergeant holds up a Master Chief action figure, and simultaneously, the word "lololololol" in a robotic, computerized voice reverberates throughout everyone present's minds.

[PallElendro]

Joshua, now thoroughly amused ((:amused:)), goes to... do something else. I'm bored, what else are we doing?

[Falgorn]

Show me on the doll were he touched you.

The sergeant holds up a Master Chief action figure, and simultaneously, the word "lololololol" in a robotic, computerized voice reverberates throughout everyone present's minds.

Flatbottom indicates where the stranger had touched him, sniffling tears the whole time. "And then he tried to paint me PINK, Seargeant!"

[Moff Chumley]

The blues will pay for this, Flatbottom... fetch me my sword! I mean, get to tha choppah! Oh right, we don't get choppers yet... alright, just get in the warthog.

[Falgorn]

"A crutch, a crutch, not a-
Fine, to the Warthogmobile!" Flatbottom jumps out off of the top of the base, landing in the warthog's driver seat.

[PallElendro]

Joshua thought he heard Warthog revving.
...?

[Gimliggamer]

Churc runs and jumps in the tank, powering it up. "Hello, thi is the-""Program override: Skip opening dialogue and tutorial program. Church begins driving the tank to red base.

[Moff Chumley]

Eeeexcellent. Sergeant Chumley hops up onto the machine gun, and tosses Flatbottom a CD. Put this in, and turn it up... way up. The dulcet tones of Rob Swire reverberate throughout the gulch. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsN9L5SEg5U)

[Falgorn]

"Good choice, Sir!" Flatbottom says, as he turns on the engine. "Assault the position!" Flatbottom honks the horn, as he pulls up to the base, driving like a madman.

[Moff Chumley]

SUCK IT, BLUES!

*dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka*

[Gimliggamer]

Church pulls the left lever and the built in machine gun begins firing at the warthog, its load rapport echoing across the canyon. "Firing, secondary weapon." Church then pushes the right lever once, the huge slug quickly leaving the tank's cannon. "Firing Main cannon."

[PallElendro]

Joshua takes a Missile Pod to shoot, and with them charging straight, he'll get a clear shot.
Suck all 8 of these!

*pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew*

[Moff Chumley]

With wind, Pendulum, and machine gun fire making it next to impossible to hear, the Sarge amplifies his voice. Private, DO A BARREL ROLL!

[Falgorn]

"FOR THE VATERLAND!" Flatbottom yells, as a missile hits the ground near the warthog, sending it spiraling.

[Moff Chumley]

The next song on the disc begins right about now. The sound of the machine gun becomes indestinguishable from the sound of the guitar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pofqHfSvy_8).

[PallElendro]

These guys are perking resilience. Church, play this! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYiVzb1Pl_0)

[Moff Chumley]

You Blue bastard... Private, turn up the RAWK!

@V: ((You mean Blue base, right? :smallconfused:))

[Falgorn]

"WOOO!" Flatbottom makes a sharp turn, trying to find anything he can use as a ramp, to vault himself onto Red base.

[Gimliggamer]

Instead, Church loudly amplifies this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s) over the canyon.

[Moff Chumley]

Stupid Herman Li and his stupid studio wankery shenanigens... John Petrucci is twice the musician he is! Mumble grumble... Private, splatter that imbecile!

[PallElendro]

((How inevitably overused.))
________________________
Joshua throws out his Missile Pod to grab a few Plasma Grenades and a Brute Shot.

*thwuck, thwuck, thwuck*

[Gimliggamer]

Church keeps firing the machinegun and the cannon of the scorpion at the warthog.

[Falgorn]

Private Flatbottom, being an AWESOME driver, dodges most of the shots and cannonfire. He finds an adequete ramp that he can use to look awesome - Church's tank. As the song on the CD ends, Flatbottom rolls towards the Tank, trying to...drive up it.

[PallElendro]

As soon as the Warthog s about to hit the ground, Joshua pulls a sniper rifle, and prepares to shoot Flatbottom.

[Gimliggamer]

It is completely impossible for him to dodge all the shots. Seriously.

[Moff Chumley]

The Seargeant sends a couple hundred rounds in Joshua's direction, to keep him occupied.

[Falgorn]

It is completely impossible for him to dodge all the shots. Seriously.

This is Red vs. Blue, you realize. Where active camo makes you completely invisible, even if you're holding a paintbrush, apparently.

[PallElendro]

The shots actually lower his shields, and his plan got ciphered. He goes to Plan B: send a Grenade. He proceeds from cover to throw a Plasma Grenade as hard as he can down a corner, and hoping to stick the jeep.

[Gimliggamer]

This is Red vs. Blue, you realize. Where active camo makes you completely invisible, even if you're holding a paintbrush, apparently.
((And in red vs blue, the first tank shot destroyed the warthog. There have been like 20, at least now.

[Falgorn]

((And in red vs blue, the first tank shot destroyed the warthog. There have been like 20, at least now.

((Don't want to start an arguement, but that Warthog was sitting still.
But to appease you...))
A shot hits the warthog, destroying it utterly.
((Is there respawning, or should I just say they're alive, Pally?))

[Gimliggamer]

((I would think since this is red vs blue, there is no respawning, just turning into ghosts or surviving, but thats just my perspective.))

[PallElendro]

((Don't want to start an arguement, but that Warthog was sitting still.
But to appease you...))
A shot hits the warthog, destroying it utterly.
((Is there respawning, or should I just say they're alive, Pally?))

((Well, ghost, then they regain physical form. I can pull some strings.))
_______________________________
You might be ghosts, but for all these occasions, you got backup bodies. Unlimited supply.
w00t! I got them!

[Moff Chumley]

Damn Blues and their tank...

[Falgorn]

((So....We're robots?
Cool. :smallcool:))

Don't worry, Sir! We'll get 'em next time. But we need to scout, and plan. Tactics, you know?" The downside of the new body, however, is that Flatbottom's armor is...pink.

[PallElendro]

((Joshua Deadtimes.))

[PallElendro]

((Bump. >_>))

[PallElendro]

((Whaddya expect? A bump. Also, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!!11!1!!!!1!111))

[Moff Chumley]

((Nonono, that's not how you say it. *clears throat* A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! That's how you do it.))

[riccaru]

Connor sits quietly on his perch, careful not to be seen by the blues. His radio open to all frequencies in the area and his visor magnification allowing him to view the others.

[Sahaar]

Suddenly, a rocket flies past Flatbottom, and hits the Blues' tank. A gold-armored soldier appears.

http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/7n/6a/halo-recon-armor-200X200.jpg

On his back, a sniper rifle. In his arms, an expended rocket launcher and a Battle Rifle.

Hello, Reds and Blues he says in a charismatic voice, I am Agent Seven-Nine. He starts walking toward the Red force, and promptly tris over a rock.

ENTER AGENT 7-9!!! DUNDUNDUUUUN.

[Moff Chumley]

Katana armor? I wish Doughnut was still here so he could comment on how tacky that is...

[Gimliggamer]

A small fire breaks out on the back of the tank, and Church runs over, quickly repairing the damaged engine. He drives the tank to behind the blue base.

[PallElendro]

*click*
Attention, freelancer! I'd like to know if your codename derived from that de-assimilated Borg chick, and if you are the stronger freelancer than the one in that cave! We have 2,000 cR.

[Gimliggamer]

Church hears the conversation. "Another freelancer. Damn it! this is too fast. We need another one". He sets his radio to encrypted and contacts ONI. "Attention ONI. This is freelancer Church. Code yellowish brown. Send in the train engine." "I like pie."

DUN DUN DUNNN!

[PallElendro]

"I like pie."

DUN DUN DUNNN!

*gasp!* You mean... the idiot in blue, who never upgraded?

[Gimliggamer]

"Yup, actually, you can see him now." Hayes should see a vaguely human-looking form streaking towards the canyon.

[Sahaar]

7-9 clears his throat as he gets up. No, my name was derived from the--atomic number, is it?--of Gold on the periodic table. 79. You say you have two thousand? I'm all yours, mate.

He blindle fires three bursts from his battle rifle in the direction of the Blues.

[Cyborg Mage]

Eh. Might as well. Gonna play a Rampant AI, So i'm filling out a form for the Character, and its current host.
Name: Dominus 4-A
DOB:Whatever means it was "Born" 7 years ago. Remember, AIs go Rampant after 7 years.
Gender:N/A, Male Voice.
Race:AI (Rampant)
Image:
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=2&p3=6&p4=2&p5=3&p6=0&p7=3&p8=3
This appears as a Incandescent figure, surrounded by a Dark Red glow.
__________________________________________________ _____
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? No. Aquisition of Material wealth is Irrelavent.
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Neither. They are blinded by their own dedication to each other's destruction. They will make exellent pawns.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? NO.
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice?My only loyalties are to myself.
Are you an idiot? No. Machine intelligence is superior to Organics in a way they cannot possibly comprehend.
__________________________________________________ _____
Name:David Ganner
DOB:2510
Gender:Male
Race:Human
Image:
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=4&p3=3&p4=4&p5=5&p6=3&p7=3&p8=2
__________________________________________________ ____
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? No.
What army do you wish to join (Red/Blue)? Red.
Are you as aware as Grif (say no!)? No.
Do you wish to take the oath of loyalty to your service in your army choice? Yes.
Are you an idiot? No. I am a Pyromaniac, but that's an entirely different thing.
David had waited for this moment for a long time. Finally, he would be able to savour the rich, fulfilling scent of Burning Blue for as long as he wanted. Deployment at Blood Gulch was the best thing that had ever happened to him. The Pelican's speakers rang out in a computerized monotone. "2 Minutes until Deployment. Final equipment check recomennded." Battle Rifle? Check. Handgun? Check. Firebomb Grenades? Check. He looked around. His eyes fixed on a small metal ball bearing several red, glowing lines. "Radar Jammer! That'll come in handy. That and a flamethrower..." He grabbed it, suddenly it stopped glowing, a red bolt of electricity arcing up his arm and neck. "What the-ARGHHH!" The bolt had reached the AI uplink, one last thought rang through his mind before he blacked out. A disembodied, unaturally deep voice.
"Fool."

[Gimliggamer]

7-9 clears his throat as he gets up. No, my name was derived from the--atomic number, is it?--of Gold on the periodic table. 79. You say you have two thousand? I'm all yours, mate.

He blindle fires three bursts from his battle rifle in the direction of the Blues.

I think he should have been sent to join red, like Church was sent to join blue, because another blue freelancer is streaking towards the canyon as we speak.

[Cyborg Mage]

Dominus storms into the Pelican's cockpit, quickly drawing his handgun and firing two shots at both the pilot and co-pilot-One in the head, one in the chest. "Far too easy." He takes the pilot's seat, steering the Pelican to impact the Blue base at a sharp angle, before opening the cargo bay doors and waiting for the perfect time to jump, in order to guarantee the survival of his host. He jumps, taking out his Battle Rifle as the Pelican begins to plunge towards the Base.

[Gimliggamer]

Caboose lands on the streaking pelican. "Caboose! Activate mechanism 4321!" "Church! I don't have any monster trucks!" "Just press some buttons!" "Okay!" Caboose drops into the pelican and sees if the dude is still inside.